This is one vid kid

that you won't ever survive

I'll beat you, dislike you

then unsubscribe

you'll be good at rapping someday

I promise bro

but for now just stick to editing

that gay ass Monday Show

I'll slaughter your water color unicorns

eat'em for breakfast

then leak to youtube

your middle name is Alexis

I can tell you're scared

just from the body language I'm reading

you should start leaving

look your hairline's already retreating

Nice Peter? who's that?

no one gives two shits

everyone knows your page

is just the place

the rap battles live

dude you're really huge on youtube

you got a great career

but remember you got famous

off of my idea

The battles were your idea to start with

that's no lie

but I'm the one who had the brains

to let a midget play the bad guys

look at you

or let me just tell you what I see

you're a short little sidekick

I'll call you mini-me

I drew a mustache on your face

and you played a mean Hitler

take the mustache away

you look more like Bette Midler

you big tooth chompy face

horse looking prick

you and Bill O'Reilly

can both suck my dick

You're taller than I am

but you look up to me

the guy who got you

your first job in comedy

I wrote your best verses for you

let you scream on the chorus

you've got as much music talent

as Chuck fucking Norris

You a musician?

that's kinda stretching

you wrote eighty seven songs

with the same chord progression

You look like a thumb

where'd you even come from?

it's like I'm battle rapping

a fat version of Gollum

I'm gonna knock you right outta

your little Superman socks

you were nothing before you rode up

on KassmG's jock

Man, you don't even have to

say that kind of shit

fuck the rap battles and you

I quit

Kassem?

Oh shit

Not only are you not going to quit the rap battles Pete

You're gonna make 'em bigger

You're gonna make 'em better

you're gonna put 'em on their own channel

I guess we could make like a second season

yes, exactly

and you

what's your name? I wanna say Todd?

uh, Lloyd

you should start a youtube channel

I have one

great

what am I supposed to put on my channel?

how 'bout you make music Peter?

you know, like you used to?

okay