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This is one vid kid

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that you won't ever survive

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I'll beat you, dislike you

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then unsubscribe

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you'll be good at rapping someday

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I promise bro

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but for now just stick to editing

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that gay ass Monday Show

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I'll slaughter your water color unicorns

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eat'em for breakfast

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then leak to youtube

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your middle name is Alexis

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I can tell you're scared

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just from the body language I'm reading

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you should start leaving

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look your hairline's already retreating

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Nice Peter? who's that?

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no one gives two shits

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everyone knows your page

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is just the place

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the rap battles live

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dude you're really huge on youtube

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you got a great career

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but remember you got famous

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off of my idea

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The battles were your idea to start with

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that's no lie

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but I'm the one who had the brains

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to let a midget play the bad guys

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look at you

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or let me just tell you what I see

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you're a short little sidekick

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I'll call you mini-me

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I drew a mustache on your face

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and you played a mean Hitler

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take the mustache away

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you look more like Bette Midler

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you big tooth chompy face

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horse looking prick

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you and Bill O'Reilly

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can both suck my dick

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You're taller than I am

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but you look up to me

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the guy who got you

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your first job in comedy

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I wrote your best verses for you

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let you scream on the chorus

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you've got as much music talent

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as Chuck fucking Norris

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You a musician?

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that's kinda stretching

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you wrote eighty seven songs

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with the same chord progression

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You look like a thumb

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where'd you even come from?

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it's like I'm battle rapping

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a fat version of Gollum

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I'm gonna knock you right outta

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your little Superman socks

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you were nothing before you rode up

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on KassmG's jock

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Man, you don't even have to

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say that kind of shit

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fuck the rap battles and you

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I quit

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Kassem?

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Oh shit

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Not only are you not going to quit the rap battles Pete

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You're gonna make 'em bigger

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You're gonna make 'em better

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you're gonna put 'em on their own channel

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I guess we could make like a second season

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yes, exactly

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and you

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what's your name? I wanna say Todd?

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uh, Lloyd

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you should start a youtube channel

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I have one

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great

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what am I supposed to put on my channel?

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how 'bout you make music Peter?

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you know, like you used to?

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okay