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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.22,0:00:11.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is one vid kid
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.34,0:00:12.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that you won't ever survive
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.58,0:00:14.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll beat you, dislike you
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.19,0:00:15.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then unsubscribe
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.36,0:00:16.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you'll be good at rapping someday
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.82,0:00:17.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I promise bro
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.82,0:00:18.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but for now just stick to editing
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.73,0:00:20.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that gay ass Monday Show
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.32,0:00:22.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll slaughter your water color unicorns
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.04,0:00:23.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,eat'em for breakfast
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.16,0:00:24.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then leak to youtube
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.23,0:00:25.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your middle name is Alexis
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.85,0:00:26.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can tell you're scared
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.66,0:00:28.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just from the body language I'm reading
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.35,0:00:29.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you should start leaving
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.29,0:00:30.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,look your hairline's already retreating
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.93,0:00:32.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nice Peter? who's that?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.33,0:00:33.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no one gives two shits
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.71,0:00:34.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,everyone knows your page
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.91,0:00:35.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is just the place
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.89,0:00:36.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the rap battles live
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.46,0:00:37.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dude you're really huge on youtube
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.74,0:00:38.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you got a great career
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.80,0:00:40.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but remember you got famous
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.06,0:00:41.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,off of my idea
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.32,0:00:43.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The battles were your idea to start with
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.04,0:00:44.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's no lie
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.01,0:00:45.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I'm the one who had the brains
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.20,0:00:46.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to let a midget play the bad guys
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.86,0:00:47.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,look at you
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.72,0:00:49.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or let me just tell you what I see
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.35,0:00:50.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're a short little sidekick
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.61,0:00:52.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll call you mini-me
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.01,0:00:53.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I drew a mustache on your face
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.17,0:00:54.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you played a mean Hitler
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.62,0:00:55.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,take the mustache away
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.72,0:00:57.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you look more like Bette Midler
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.28,0:00:58.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you big tooth chompy face
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.75,0:00:59.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,horse looking prick
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.89,0:01:01.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you and Bill O'Reilly
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.19,0:01:02.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,can both suck my dick
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.32,0:01:03.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're taller than I am
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.55,0:01:05.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but you look up to me
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.00,0:01:06.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the guy who got you
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.11,0:01:07.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your first job in comedy
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.52,0:01:08.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wrote your best verses for you
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.86,0:01:10.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,let you scream on the chorus
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.18,0:01:11.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you've got as much music talent
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.55,0:01:12.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as Chuck fucking Norris
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.83,0:01:14.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You a musician?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.16,0:01:15.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's kinda stretching
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.40,0:01:16.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you wrote eighty seven songs
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.56,0:01:17.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with the same chord progression
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.92,0:01:19.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You look like a thumb
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.30,0:01:20.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where'd you even come from?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.67,0:01:22.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's like I'm battle rapping
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.02,0:01:23.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a fat version of Gollum
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.51,0:01:24.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna knock you right outta
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.74,0:01:26.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your little Superman socks
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.01,0:01:26.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you were nothing before you rode up
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.98,0:01:28.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on KassmG's jock
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.30,0:01:30.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Man, you don't even have to
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.34,0:01:31.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,say that kind of shit
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.34,0:01:33.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fuck the rap battles and you
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.80,0:01:34.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I quit
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.47,0:01:49.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kassem?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.25,0:01:50.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,shit
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.88,0:02:09.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not only are you not going to quit the rap battles Pete
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.95,0:02:12.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're gonna make 'em bigger
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.56,0:02:13.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're gonna make 'em better
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.99,0:02:14.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're gonna put 'em on their own channel
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.83,0:02:17.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I guess we could make like a second season
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.19,0:02:19.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yes, exactly
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.03,0:02:20.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.78,0:02:23.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what's your name? I wanna say Todd?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.31,0:02:25.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,uh, Lloyd
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.76,0:02:27.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you should start a youtube channel
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.06,0:02:28.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have one
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.35,0:02:29.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,great
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.10,0:02:30.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what am I supposed to put on my channel?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.68,0:02:32.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how 'bout you make music Peter?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.33,0:02:35.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you know, like you used to?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.22,0:02:37.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,okay