WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:04.922 P: My Tree is erect, I'm- (laughs) No. D: No. No, no, no. 00:00:04.922 --> 00:00:09.629 P: I don't know (laughs) D: What the hell, just say hi you weirdo 00:00:09.629 --> 00:00:14.284 (static) P: Hi, I'm cosy by my tree, it's the end of the year, I hope your chestnuts 00:00:14.284 --> 00:00:18.777 are roasting on an open fire, and boy, do I have a gift for you. 00:00:18.777 --> 00:00:23.498 I've casted a dark summoning spell to bring you Danny boi. (boing) 00:00:23.498 --> 00:00:29.102 (accomplishment) D: Yes, it is I. I have emerged from the void to once more 00:00:29.102 --> 00:00:33.234 bless you with the gift of some content. P: You could have worn something a little 00:00:33.234 --> 00:00:37.234 bit festive, that looks quite satanic, I'm just gonna say it. D: This is not satanic! 00:00:37.234 --> 00:00:39.924 P: What is it? D: It's stars! It's supposed to look celestial, shu- 00:00:39.924 --> 00:00:43.659 you look like a f*ckin battenberg. P: Hey people wanna eat this slice. 00:00:43.659 --> 00:00:49.480 D: More like you're too sweet and make people sick. P: O-Okay well- D: Hi. 00:00:49.480 --> 00:00:53.117 (both burst out laughing) P: So today we're smashing two things together, 00:00:53.117 --> 00:00:59.358 which are- (laughs) D: OUR F- (woofs) FINALLY. P: no. 00:00:59.358 --> 00:01:03.056 D: Beeeep. P: Oh my god. A countdown of everything we've been through 00:01:03.056 --> 00:01:06.932 in the- year. D: A year in review- P: and texting. (ding) 00:01:06.932 --> 00:01:11.243 What do Dan and Phil text each other? D: As you know- P: 2 D: We text each other 00:01:11.243 --> 00:01:15.775 some weird stuff, it's safe to say we spend too much time together. P: Yeah 00:01:15.775 --> 00:01:21.240 D: Ergo, we have developed a strange alien language- P: Ergo D: We're not normal- what? 00:01:21.240 --> 00:01:24.699 (giggling) P: That's a strange alien language, who says that? You 17th century 00:01:24.699 --> 00:01:28.423 Poet. D: I do. Dost thou have a (bark) problem? P: No. D: It took us like half 00:01:28.423 --> 00:01:32.165 an hour to scroll back to the top so if somebody texts me I'm gonna flip a (bark). 00:01:32.165 --> 00:01:36.081 P: It was the biggest finger workout I've ever had. D: Oh- (laughing) 00:01:36.081 --> 00:01:42.672 D: That's right, are you ready to dive into the DM's? Between these two- P: Do it 00:01:42.672 --> 00:01:47.025 D: Heavily unintelligent people (laughs) 00:01:47.025 --> 00:01:53.579 I sent you a text on the 1st of January at- P: 2am?! D: 2:06am. P: Happy New Year! 00:01:53.579 --> 00:01:58.405 (party horn) Awww! I wanna die! I want to crush- no. D: You want to- you what? (laughs) 00:01:58.405 --> 00:02:02.904 I want to die, I want to crush. blessed_family. 00:02:02.904 --> 00:02:05.634 P: I couldn't have anything better for the start of the year. D: What a great way to 00:02:05.634 --> 00:02:08.239 start the new year. P: If you had to adopt one of those dogs which would it be? 00:02:08.239 --> 00:02:12.584 D: Oh, god, all of them. P: Look at that face. D: Straight out of the bat, I tweeted 00:02:12.584 --> 00:02:16.724 a text screenshot the other day, and everyone was coming for me, 00:02:16.724 --> 00:02:19.799 because I've got you saved as PL with no icon. (boing) 00:02:19.799 --> 00:02:25.555 Everyone was like "Dan, why isn't he like Philly Poo with a cloud emoji or something?" 00:02:25.555 --> 00:02:31.351 Look. You need to know me, you need to really know me, okay? Every single person 00:02:31.351 --> 00:02:37.828 Phil. My mother. Jesus Christ. Is just saved first name, last name- 00:02:37.828 --> 00:02:40.318 P: His mum isn't even called mum. D: No picture, you just need to accept it guys. 00:02:40.318 --> 00:02:43.832 I am that dry. P: Take a picture of me now. D: I am that steadily serious. 00:02:43.832 --> 00:02:50.050 P: Get one. D: I don't want to see your face. You ready? (snapshot followed by laughing) 00:02:50.050 --> 00:02:55.364 P: That's so horrible! (honk) You can see like every pore. D: This is why cameras 00:02:55.364 --> 00:02:59.147 on phones shouldn't get better. P: Stop. Why is it- D: No one wants to see that. 00:02:59.147 --> 00:03:03.377 P: What was this? Explain to me and the audience D: Don't open my laptop 00:03:03.377 --> 00:03:08.855 P: Why lol D: Just don't. All I know is if I say that to you- P: I wouldn't- 00:03:08.855 --> 00:03:12.271 I wouldn't betray your trust, I wouldn't want to, to be honest. D: What was it? 00:03:12.271 --> 00:03:15.792 P: I don't know. D: I'm scared for myself. P: Cursed. D: Oh no- (laughing) 00:03:15.792 --> 00:03:20.309 P: Little Normie. D: Oh yeah the fish died! That wasn't traumatic at all! 00:03:20.309 --> 00:03:24.099 P: He went to fish heaven- D&P: I cried. D: We both cried P: That was synchronised crying 00:03:24.099 --> 00:03:27.711 anyway, we buried him in a maple tree and he watches over us. Going glub, glub. 00:03:27.711 --> 00:03:31.711 (silent laughing) Would I get demonetized for saying bussy? We can't put that in this video! 00:03:31.711 --> 00:03:33.866 D: and then- ah Bernie Sanders memes. 00:03:33.866 --> 00:03:38.179 P: Bernie memes! D: It was that time. It is actually disturbing how well he fits (laughs) 00:03:38.179 --> 00:03:41.864 onto that picture of TATINOF. P: Thank you Anna. That's the perfect way of doing it. 00:03:41.864 --> 00:03:45.410 D: We could be in the Berniverse right now but we're not. We're in this hellscape. 00:03:45.410 --> 00:03:51.092 P: Biden's not a hellscape. He's better than... Trump. D: Don't settle for near 00:03:51.092 --> 00:03:55.149 liberalism Phil. P: Ok. AW that's when Steven was in the wild! 00:03:55.149 --> 00:03:58.794 D: Do you remember there was a pigeon called Steve that was a big part of our life? 00:03:58.794 --> 00:04:02.911 Damn. Why did you text me saying bip? P: I don't know why I said bip (laughs) 00:04:02.911 --> 00:04:05.220 D: I just realised we're taking the Screenshots on my phone which means that 00:04:05.220 --> 00:04:09.220 you're in black and I'm in blue which irrevocably ruined this entire video. 00:04:09.220 --> 00:04:13.362 P: I'm happy to try out being the dark side for once. D: I even have a black case and 00:04:13.362 --> 00:04:16.965 you have a blue- P: We've done this wrong. Delete this video, that's the end of the video 00:04:16.965 --> 00:04:18.804 thanks for coming, we don't know what we're doing, bye, peace. P: We don't know 00:04:18.804 --> 00:04:22.534 what we're doing. By the way, this used to be my phone, but I got the new iPhone and 00:04:22.534 --> 00:04:27.380 it was too heavy for my weak hands. D: Phil was honestly like 'its hurting my hand' 00:04:27.380 --> 00:04:30.709 P: It was! D: To carry this phone around P: That's so damn heavy 00:04:30.709 --> 00:04:33.249 it's like carrying around a wide screen TV so I've got the mini one now. 00:04:33.249 --> 00:04:37.339 So cute, so light, was that a door knock? D: I didn't hear anything at all up here 00:04:37.339 --> 00:04:41.642 I think he'd have knocked again? P: Probs (laughs) I like that we just didn't check 00:04:41.642 --> 00:04:47.379 D: Someone may have been at the door and literally neither of us gave a (moo) 00:04:47.379 --> 00:04:53.403 and I- maybe? Did you hear something? I dunno bye (gasp) P: (laughs) The mushroom 00:04:53.403 --> 00:04:56.652 head. Hey! I think it's a look it's gonna come back! 00:04:56.652 --> 00:05:02.797 2023, embrace it. D: Ah, eurgh, me getting interior design inspiration 00:05:02.797 --> 00:05:05.649 P: That's sexual D: For the thing under the stairs, bam. 00:05:05.649 --> 00:05:08.835 P: That's the stairs naked before they got dressed up D: That's what it was 00:05:08.835 --> 00:05:13.116 P: It's Christmas mode, look at this (singing) 00:05:13.116 --> 00:05:17.716 OH DAN! (laughs) Why are you putting that in the video?! (snoring) 00:05:17.716 --> 00:05:21.016 D: I need to do a calendar investigation right now.. 24th February. 00:05:21.016 --> 00:05:24.372 I must have literally just found that on my camera roll and just been like 00:05:24.372 --> 00:05:27.433 'this is a nice homophobic picture of Phil' send. P: Thanks for that 00:05:27.433 --> 00:05:30.559 D: That's friendship for you right there. P: I look like I'm dead (kazoo) 00:05:30.559 --> 00:05:33.541 that's an advert I got on my (laughs) Instagram. 00:05:33.541 --> 00:05:38.045 D: Damn P: Wow. They've got the target audience wrong, but D: Oh 00:05:38.045 --> 00:05:42.949 damn yeah, they really got the wrong spider person. Multiverse of ass. 00:05:42.949 --> 00:05:46.949 Did you make that your icon for a long time? P: It's still my icon somewhere I think 00:05:46.949 --> 00:05:50.098 D: I'm just gonna say right now, we took that photo, I hate it 00:05:50.098 --> 00:05:54.098 P: I asked you if it was cursed! One year later, two weeks ago, Dan said 00:05:54.098 --> 00:05:57.786 D: Phil why is- P: Why is that your icon? It's horrible? (laughs) 00:05:57.786 --> 00:06:02.943 D: That is definitely a cursed photo. You look like someone that has taken off 00:06:02.943 --> 00:06:07.205 your skin, and it's a rubber mask of the Phil face. 00:06:07.205 --> 00:06:10.765 Do you know what I mean? P: I get you, I look like a gremlin's mum. 00:06:10.765 --> 00:06:15.587 D: Here we go, what the hell. Hach? P: Hach? D: K 1 min 00:06:15.587 --> 00:06:21.051 The (bark)? P: It's hache burgers D: Ohh Saturday at 9pm. 00:06:21.051 --> 00:06:24.976 P: Burgers D: We were ordering burgers, it was the first of alien Dan and Phil talk 00:06:24.976 --> 00:06:29.559 that we successfully decoded. P: Fully decoded D: You'll all have the most useless 00:06:29.559 --> 00:06:32.699 degree in Dan and Phil um P: ology. 00:06:32.699 --> 00:06:38.039 Fresh Japanese bamboo, this was because my dad actually painted us some bamboo 00:06:38.039 --> 00:06:41.384 D: Have you shown- P: No I've never showed the internet this! My dad D: Are you gonna 00:06:41.384 --> 00:06:44.635 reveal it in this video? P: Yeah, my dad painted us some of the Japanese bamboo 00:06:44.635 --> 00:06:51.063 D: Phil's dad is actually an incredibly talented fine artist P: So thanks dad. 00:06:51.063 --> 00:06:55.348 Do we actually need a gingerbread avocado? D: Yes. Get that (bark) Alan in my neck. 00:06:55.348 --> 00:07:00.533 P: Alan the avocado. (laughing) D: We were bored okay? 00:07:00.533 --> 00:07:03.077 P: We had nothing to do D: We were locked down in a ten square foot apartment 00:07:03.077 --> 00:07:07.779 impartment? I'm gonna impart the fact that we need to get the hell outside (water) 00:07:07.779 --> 00:07:13.582 But here's some inso P: Inso D: What is happening? P: Oh we were trying to decide 00:07:13.582 --> 00:07:17.969 what my new candle should be D: Ah right this is my moodboard of what the graphic 00:07:17.969 --> 00:07:22.332 design for your candle should look like. There we go. P: Helpful. Shove that up your 00:07:22.332 --> 00:07:28.417 nostrils. D: I'm not just simping Phil, this is actually the most delicious smelling 00:07:28.417 --> 00:07:33.001 candle. (giggles) That is the most 'I want to eat this but I probably might die.' 00:07:33.001 --> 00:07:36.411 P: Still on my shop, our shops might still be combined when you watch this as well 00:07:36.411 --> 00:07:41.690 D: We're trying to desperately get rid of like 6 llama hats sitting on a shelf so if 00:07:41.690 --> 00:07:46.719 you want some obscenely underpriced Dan and Phil vintage merch, get it before someone 00:07:46.719 --> 00:07:50.607 else steals it. P: Go grab it. But also Dan's got a lovely journal as well 00:07:50.607 --> 00:07:54.814 which you should go get. D: Oh I have some like, tasteful stuff. P: Big yeet (laughs) 00:07:54.814 --> 00:08:00.364 Don't know what that was about. D: Why would you just text me saying big yeet? 00:08:00.364 --> 00:08:03.984 P: Was I excited about food or something? I think it was that. My mum sent a box of 00:08:03.984 --> 00:08:09.042 easter treats, can I have one with my coffee snack or is that betrayal? D: lool, okay yes 00:08:09.042 --> 00:08:13.110 P: Yeet, sending a vibe. Why am I sending you a vibe? D: I don- where was I? 00:08:13.110 --> 00:08:18.517 Something traumatising I have suppressed the memory. P: 31st March. D: Oh, I was 00:08:18.517 --> 00:08:24.288 recording my audiobook. P: Ah. D: Wednesday 7th April. 4:51. Rat. 00:08:24.288 --> 00:08:27.880 P: Duck. D: That's it (both laughing) 00:08:27.880 --> 00:08:31.333 D: What does it mean? P: I don't know what it means. D: Three days later.. P: Yelp. 00:08:31.333 --> 00:08:36.012 Yote. (laughs) D: What the (bark) are we talking about? P: I don't know, I don't know 00:08:36.012 --> 00:08:40.392 We need to speak to some other people. D: I'm starting to realise, bingo card time. 00:08:40.392 --> 00:08:46.397 If we say yeet, yone, yoben, mooble, bobobo, little animal things, say coffee, decaf, 00:08:46.397 --> 00:08:50.397 or where are you, take a shot. You will be dead in ten minutes P: Good luck 00:08:50.397 --> 00:08:55.238 D: That's what we're learning here. Ah. Yes. P: That was the first time we saw the sexy 00:08:55.238 --> 00:08:58.889 LED. I wanted it to look like an inter- dimensional portal right? D: Which ended 00:08:58.889 --> 00:09:02.325 up being some LED strips laid on the floor. P: But hallways are always super boring! 00:09:02.325 --> 00:09:05.617 I was like why not have a fun entrance to our house? D: I posted a series of very 00:09:05.617 --> 00:09:08.082 flattering selfies, and if you haven't seen them, check em out. 00:09:08.082 --> 00:09:12.471 Go like them on my Instagram. (spooky) P: And that is our crazy sex dungeon. 00:09:12.471 --> 00:09:15.893 (record scratch) D: Okay, yep, explain that Phil. 00:09:15.893 --> 00:09:19.810 That's our dexter room where we murder people in the clink for- it was under 00:09:19.810 --> 00:09:23.675 construction- P: It was. D: The clingfilm got taken down, or did we leave it up there? 00:09:23.675 --> 00:09:27.294 Is that where we're hiding the bodies? P: yon (laughs) D: pote 00:09:27.294 --> 00:09:33.009 P: 4:32am! (Dan cackling) D: WHAT? P: WHAT IS THAT?! 00:09:33.009 --> 00:09:35.497 D: WHAT ARE WE DOING?! 00:09:35.497 --> 00:09:38.107 P: I was out on the town, and I'm saying I'm alive. 00:09:38.107 --> 00:09:41.108 D: I feel like that's not what happened- P: All that town I like going out on 00:09:41.108 --> 00:09:44.653 D: What town where you out on? P: I don't know. D: Oh another- (wheezing) okay, right. 00:09:44.653 --> 00:09:49.690 I feel like we need to start doing meme reviews of the memes that we text each other 00:09:49.690 --> 00:09:55.160 okay? Blessed family shibes? 4/5. Capybara farts? Lets watch Capybara farts. 00:09:55.160 --> 00:10:00.640 P: This is good. (bubbling noises) That is a 5/5. D: 5, solid 5. 00:10:00.640 --> 00:10:05.113 Phil Micheal Lester, you hit me with the 'haha' react bubble? (boo) 00:10:05.113 --> 00:10:08.175 P: What's wrong with that? D: What in the boo- on the scale between actually having 00:10:08.175 --> 00:10:14.560 a comment, saying lol and then haha bubble, haha bubble is like 'Am I a sub human dirt 00:10:14.560 --> 00:10:17.245 trash?' He said you'll be totally fine and they are just checking you out, 00:10:17.245 --> 00:10:21.909 Don't worry! Soon you will be back and this will be an extremely silly anecdote. 00:10:21.909 --> 00:10:28.258 Hey Phil! P: It's the glue night! D: Remember the time that Phil ate superglue? 00:10:28.258 --> 00:10:31.216 P: That was great. D: Look at me being a supportive friend with the double exclamation 00:10:31.216 --> 00:10:34.069 mark. P: Can you send me a pic of the bottle back? Oh the doctor was like 'Can I 00:10:34.069 --> 00:10:37.479 see what you swallowed?' D: What did you swallow? Are we talking Pritt stick or like 00:10:37.479 --> 00:10:41.230 cement here. P: It was strong. Funny things you can say, I like your accent, I just 00:10:41.230 --> 00:10:43.792 pretend so people think I'm cool like Sherlock or Tom Holland. D: Lockdown vibes 00:10:43.792 --> 00:10:47.359 P: What is this?! Oh this is when you were on American TV for your book, and you'd 00:10:47.359 --> 00:10:51.359 like done a- D: Was I on the view or Good Morning America? P: You'd done about 700 00:10:51.359 --> 00:10:56.769 interviews, and you'd just run out of any kind of- D: I (claps) have been on every 00:10:56.769 --> 00:11:03.314 single podcast, local radio, and my brain fell out of my ears. (heavy breathing) 00:11:03.314 --> 00:11:07.683 Who am I? What do I talk about? I love at the end you said there, don't complain 00:11:07.683 --> 00:11:10.131 that you're sick of zoom, when you are on zoom. (Phil laughing) 00:11:10.131 --> 00:11:14.235 D: 88 P: what? D: Not you. Well who the (bark) are you talking to Dan? 00:11:14.235 --> 00:11:18.907 P: What? D: Make some Goddamn sense! P: No worries if not! (both laughing) 00:11:18.907 --> 00:11:24.961 That is a good meme! I end every email with that! D: 5. Okay, a sandwich of confusion! 00:11:24.961 --> 00:11:30.089 Yeeten, a picture of me being traumatised by your haircut, yeeben. Yep. 00:11:30.089 --> 00:11:35.427 (laughing) WHAT IS WRONG WITH US?! yone. 00:11:35.427 --> 00:11:38.500 P: Funny little fox. D: With a disturbing human face. 00:11:38.500 --> 00:11:40.806 P: I love that fox, its a Tibetan fox if you want one. 00:11:40.806 --> 00:11:44.806 Dan, your forehead is wet in that photo. D: I was sweating, it was a stressful day Phil. 00:11:44.806 --> 00:11:48.055 In hindsight, I feel like I probably over promoted my book- P: No! 00:11:48.055 --> 00:11:50.732 D: I was quite active on Twitter and Instagram. P: This is the British thing! 00:11:50.732 --> 00:11:53.804 Be proud of your book, it was number 1 bestseller (party horn), it helped loads of 00:11:53.804 --> 00:11:59.523 people out there- D: So I could have just been like "wrote a book lol" tweet. 00:11:59.523 --> 00:12:04.003 Wow the manager of Waterstones Leeds gave me 5 stars, holy (bark) it's lit. 00:12:04.003 --> 00:12:08.756 Spoilers! P: Oh my god, also I'm not dying. D: What's the prognosis? P: Shall I wait 00:12:08.756 --> 00:12:13.205 to see it later? Okay wha- D: What? Why are you dying? P: You came to look at this 00:12:13.205 --> 00:12:17.270 place with the furniture in it, this is when my crazy dizzy time happened. 00:12:17.270 --> 00:12:21.707 D: Nice! Oh, Phil's health issues! P: Which I'm still having, but I'm kind of on top of, 00:12:21.707 --> 00:12:25.481 so it's okay. D: Yeeben. P: Coming home! I am not dying yeet (laughing) 00:12:25.481 --> 00:12:30.079 That's just another one of my scans. D: Sending premium vibes? I am sending you 00:12:30.079 --> 00:12:35.631 a positive vibe from a dog. A new episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, 00:12:35.631 --> 00:12:39.324 is now on Prime Video, important. P: CHRIST (Dan laughing) 00:12:39.324 --> 00:12:44.367 D: Then you texted- (laughing) P: Fagus sylvatica beech hedge? 00:12:44.367 --> 00:12:49.809 D: Why did you- P: Did you just sign in as me on an iPad? D: No? P: What?? (laughing) 00:12:49.809 --> 00:12:53.606 Was I getting hacked? There wasn't anything good on there- D: And that's when Phil got 00:12:53.606 --> 00:12:57.606 hacked. Let me know when you're on the way back! P: On the way back! (laughing) 00:12:57.606 --> 00:13:02.139 D: Was that auto suggested? P: Neioon D: You're a little shit. 00:13:02.139 --> 00:13:08.049 He hit me with the haha bubbles and the 'oh Dan texted me, why text when I can just hit 00:13:08.049 --> 00:13:11.517 him with the auto reply?' How dare you? (laughing) P: OH My God. 00:13:11.517 --> 00:13:15.099 P: Right- D: You can't- no. No no no no no. 00:13:15.099 --> 00:13:17.133 (Dan giggling) 00:13:17.133 --> 00:13:21.404 You can always edit it out! P: Is this too mean to post I think he's a sexy man? 00:13:21.404 --> 00:13:25.205 Let's play the video. 'Some people have told me I look like Benedict Cumberbatch, 00:13:25.205 --> 00:13:28.019 I do not see it, but- wait for it, 00:13:31.370 --> 00:13:33.869 (snickering) Now I do. 00:13:33.869 --> 00:13:38.141 I'm sorry! (ambulance) Look, I think he's attractive, I just think people have told me 00:13:38.141 --> 00:13:41.202 I look like him, and it's just because our eyes are a bit different! 00:13:41.202 --> 00:13:45.202 Vibes. D: Thank, going well. P: We send a lot of vibes to each other 00:13:45.202 --> 00:13:48.339 when we're not together. D: When we're in mysterious circumstances 00:13:48.339 --> 00:13:53.249 P: What was happening on the 8th of June? D: Recording the pride thing? 00:13:53.249 --> 00:13:57.076 (surprise) Yep! There we go (laughing) Emo Dan. 00:13:57.076 --> 00:14:00.547 P: That photo is so disturbing it sends me vividly back to 2011. 00:14:00.547 --> 00:14:05.804 D: That pride thing was a real adventure, I was on a billboard, in Times Square 00:14:05.804 --> 00:14:09.874 P: It was crazy! D: But I didn't post about it because I felt like it would be bragging 00:14:09.874 --> 00:14:12.071 and I was like 'I don't wanna do this.' P: You need to get over this! 00:14:12.071 --> 00:14:15.277 D: It's like cringe so I just don't say anything, I've got a problem Phil! 00:14:15.277 --> 00:14:18.363 P: I know, it had a furry in it, but they cut it out. 00:14:18.363 --> 00:14:22.363 (laughing) D: Er, where did you leave your phone? P: On the sun 00:14:22.363 --> 00:14:25.634 (laughs) D: So your phone is melting down but you took a screenshot and texted it to 00:14:25.634 --> 00:14:27.254 me, alright Phil. P: It was important content. 00:14:27.254 --> 00:14:31.369 D: Can I have some more milk, but my oat milk, and you can bring the milk down to 00:14:31.369 --> 00:14:35.151 the icy glass that I already have (laughs) P: Alright needy Dan. D: Haunting 00:14:35.151 --> 00:14:37.580 paranormal footage (laughs) P: It's you from the doorbell 00:14:37.580 --> 00:14:40.549 (creepy music) 00:14:40.549 --> 00:14:42.715 D: Do you ever realise how ugly you are sometimes? 00:14:42.715 --> 00:14:44.972 (cackling) 00:14:44.972 --> 00:14:47.609 5 OUT OF 5! 00:14:47.609 --> 00:14:52.198 P: Pope. D: Slime. P: Where are you? D: Find. P: What? (Dan laughing) 00:14:52.198 --> 00:14:57.979 D: So I want attention or help, but I don't want to tell you where I am. 00:14:57.979 --> 00:15:02.789 P: Ok. D: Okay, very normal. Are you alive? P: 9:35am, I'm hoping I'm asleep. 00:15:02.789 --> 00:15:07.546 D: No reply, guess Phil died. P: I died. D: So that's when you died, and this is all 00:15:07.546 --> 00:15:12.247 actually heaven. P: I'm a ghost. Plants outside, mmm concrete. Plants at home- 00:15:12.247 --> 00:15:18.611 D: Is this tap water? I'm allergic! True. Trees are really just out there and all 00:15:18.611 --> 00:15:22.190 these potted things that I'm giving fertilisers are like 'mm I'm crispy.' 00:15:22.190 --> 00:15:26.982 Aww, it's us in Final Fantasy XIV- P: It's cat boys. D: Roleplaying as cat boys. 00:15:26.982 --> 00:15:30.889 P: We've spent half this year as cat boys let's be honest. D: It's been a- we've 00:15:30.889 --> 00:15:34.390 played for 700- P: We even went to a gay club as cat boys. Should we talk about this? 00:15:34.390 --> 00:15:38.795 No. (laughing) D: Someone hit on us. So, it was a Saturday, we were bored, we were 00:15:38.795 --> 00:15:41.631 looking at this thing and someone said come to our nightclub, we went to a private house, 00:15:41.631 --> 00:15:44.596 it was a club full of people, we were walking around as catboys and shirtless 00:15:44.596 --> 00:15:47.764 giant bear guy said, "What are you boys up to, wanna come in to the basement?" 00:15:47.764 --> 00:15:50.356 and we logged off, it was weird. P: It was weird. D: What the hell? P: That is just Dan 00:15:50.356 --> 00:15:52.914 looking like Golem going up the stairs (laughs) 00:15:52.914 --> 00:15:56.522 D: Do I look this deranged? P: Yes. D: Why are you always on silent? What if the 00:15:56.522 --> 00:16:00.852 builders or (water) want something? For example me right now wants to call you. 00:16:00.852 --> 00:16:06.820 P: Oh my god! Dan! Do you know what the ring login is I've been- beee D: I've beee 00:16:06.820 --> 00:16:11.470 logged out. HELLO?! Hello?! P: You were so sassy for 10:48am. 00:16:11.470 --> 00:16:15.160 D: You did not give a (bark) you were just like 'how do I log back in to the doorbell 00:16:15.160 --> 00:16:20.236 I beeee logged out.' (cackling) P: What? D: PLEASE! 00:16:20.236 --> 00:16:22.813 PLEASE! Some context! 00:16:22.813 --> 00:16:28.832 P: You said it. D: Man huffing and grunting immediately behind you. P: Sunglasses emoji 00:16:28.832 --> 00:16:34.197 (laughing) P: What does that mean? D: Oh, we were on a train. P: Oh! 00:16:34.197 --> 00:16:37.507 D: We were going to film Hometown Showdown, and right behind you, 00:16:37.507 --> 00:16:43.344 this old man was just going (grunting) P: Hometown Showdown was the craziest 00:16:43.344 --> 00:16:47.344 2 days, we filmed it in 2 days! D: You know we had so many like, long, interesting 00:16:47.344 --> 00:16:51.454 conversations, and it's such a shame that it wasn't just like, a 7 hour documentary 00:16:51.454 --> 00:16:57.749 series. P: It felt very old-school energy. D: But it was fun, andddd, I'm sure people 00:16:57.749 --> 00:17:03.440 liked seeing us outside. P: That was rare. D: Can you get more wate refil 00:17:03.440 --> 00:17:08.048 (suspenseful music) P: Don't react me D: Don't react me! 00:17:08.048 --> 00:17:13.995 P: Aww, mems D: 3 years ago! 2018, Interactive Introverts P: Look at those pops 00:17:13.995 --> 00:17:18.732 D: We're in the middle of America and we were going to see Infinity War, 00:17:18.732 --> 00:17:21.220 P: So good. D: With a giant bucket of popcorn. 00:17:21.220 --> 00:17:25.963 Would you go back then? I mean I hadn't come out as gay yet. D&P: But the popcorn. 00:17:25.963 --> 00:17:29.623 P: When you finish the ice cream and start nibbling on the wooden stick. (laughing) 00:17:29.623 --> 00:17:34.247 (clap) 5 out of 5. D: That is the vision for fishtank 2.0 P: Ohhhh 00:17:34.247 --> 00:17:39.574 boof. D: Recommended on YouTube mix, Pop music. P: That's me! 00:17:39.574 --> 00:17:44.099 D: Please sir, may I have some water? P: When I die. D: Ok, hope you die 00:17:44.099 --> 00:17:47.689 P: I think I was playing Apex D: Right, ok. P: Walking Deec? D: Right, you know this 00:17:47.689 --> 00:17:52.248 now- P: They're not gonna get this. D: Watch the walking dead and have a decaf 00:17:52.248 --> 00:17:56.843 coffee. P: There we go. D: Nice little Animojis there you freaks. (cackling) 00:17:56.843 --> 00:18:00.253 P: What is this? D: Okay, what a journey! P: They ordering viet baguette, D: Well 00:18:00.253 --> 00:18:03.795 then. P: Am I annoying? D: Why? (laughing) 00:18:03.795 --> 00:18:06.925 P: I must have been with some people and just thought I was annoying? I don't know 00:18:06.925 --> 00:18:09.911 what- D: You had Banh Mi without me? (gasp) P: Yeah sorry. 00:18:09.911 --> 00:18:13.313 ah my Phil and plants calendar shoot. D: We do not need a giant cactus! 00:18:13.313 --> 00:18:17.006 P: Or this? (ding) D: We kept it! P: Yay, this is Dan not knowing how to 00:18:17.006 --> 00:18:21.427 use any appliance. P: No one teaches me these things? D: I can do basic pants and 00:18:21.427 --> 00:18:25.427 socks on delicates cupboard dry, right? P: Umm, I'd just do socks and towels, pants 00:18:25.427 --> 00:18:28.352 shrink. D: Help me dad. P: Don't put your pants in the dryer you freak. 00:18:28.352 --> 00:18:32.015 D: Giraffe wink again. P: Whats the wink? D: OH NO (laughing) 00:18:32.015 --> 00:18:36.885 P: This was recently! We're almost at today! D: Moon butt, I'm not having fun 00:18:36.885 --> 00:18:41.971 P: Say you got to go- D: Okay, okay- I play Apex Legends with a bunch of friends 00:18:41.971 --> 00:18:46.128 on PC, and they are very sweaty okay? P: They're too good! D: They take it very 00:18:46.128 --> 00:18:49.843 seriously, and sometimes they get a bit tilted! So if we're in a diamond lobby, 00:18:49.843 --> 00:18:54.201 and we lose a bunch of times, I want to leave, because they're shouting at me, 00:18:54.201 --> 00:18:58.201 but I don't know how. P: So, I say 'say you gotta go!' D: Too awkward. 00:18:58.201 --> 00:19:02.338 P: say your Grandma is arriving (laughs) or switch off the PC and say the power cut 00:19:02.338 --> 00:19:07.777 D: Oh god. 3 hours Phil, and it was all rage, no fun. 00:19:07.777 --> 00:19:11.281 P: Oh this is what you tweeted! Basically someone was outside and Dan was like 00:19:11.281 --> 00:19:14.928 D: This lady is outside can you tell me when they've gone? P: Right outside the 00:19:14.928 --> 00:19:18.584 door. D: I walk round the corner, see her and I'm just like nope, Phil, 00:19:18.584 --> 00:19:23.446 look out the window, tell me when they've left, and I squatted in a hedge for like 00:19:23.446 --> 00:19:26.986 an hour. P: I did the full spy stakeout out the window as well, just to watch 00:19:26.986 --> 00:19:30.539 and see where she'd gone. D: Thank you P: 6 or 7? (crickets?) 00:19:30.539 --> 00:19:34.749 What? D: You what? P: Oh my god I mean feet, what is a foot? (laughing) 00:19:34.749 --> 00:19:38.107 I didn't know if it was 2 or 1! D: SEVEN FOOT WHAT?! P: TREE! 00:19:38.107 --> 00:19:38.836 D: jesus. 00:19:38.836 --> 00:19:43.085 P: There we got a 7 foot tree! D: Phil, Phil. P: What? Inches. Feet. 00:19:43.085 --> 00:19:48.163 P: I'm a confused man. I'm embarrassed, don't remember what that was but it's funny 00:19:48.163 --> 00:19:52.269 D: Oh, our final meme, our final meme. P: I sent you that one; 5 out of 5. 00:19:52.269 --> 00:19:56.428 Uh, wow that was a journey! I feel like I've seen my whole life flash before my eyes, 00:19:56.428 --> 00:19:59.822 in the form of texts. A bunch has happened with you that we did not text about. 00:19:59.822 --> 00:20:05.050 D: That we can't talk abo- look, quite a few things, dreams of mine, 00:20:05.050 --> 00:20:10.789 got quite catastrophically torpedoed by C-bag coming back and disappearing and 00:20:10.789 --> 00:20:13.639 then coming back again when you least expect it. P: Like Dan has been so 00:20:13.639 --> 00:20:17.134 close to almost giving you something and then it's been taken away. 00:20:17.134 --> 00:20:22.838 D: A couple of these things might happen again in the future, but I cannot continue 00:20:22.838 --> 00:20:28.636 to wait for them or just be gone in the meantime, so, in the New Year, 00:20:28.636 --> 00:20:34.109 at somepoint, somehow in some way, I will be back. 00:20:34.109 --> 00:20:37.352 So brace yourselves. P: I'm braced, I feel like the world has missed your sarcasms, 00:20:37.352 --> 00:20:40.153 so it will be good to have a bit of that back. D: Have they though? 00:20:40.153 --> 00:20:44.590 Maybe this has been good for the world, think about it. Has your life been better 00:20:44.590 --> 00:20:48.285 without me? Maybe I should just, you know, phase out of reality. 00:20:48.285 --> 00:20:51.511 P: So that's the end of the year on this channel, thank you for joining me, 00:20:51.511 --> 00:20:54.506 Thank Dan- D: Thank you for tolerating my presence P: for treating us with your 00:20:54.506 --> 00:20:58.905 presence, if you've enjoyed this, please give me a thumbs up, our shops are still 00:20:58.905 --> 00:21:02.905 combined if you want to go grab a deal- D: Plug that merch Phil! P: Err, what else can 00:21:02.905 --> 00:21:07.571 you do? Subscribe to me, subscribe to Dan, maybe he'll pop up again there at some point, 00:21:07.571 --> 00:21:12.347 and have a lovely Christmas or whatever else you're celebrating, Happy New Year, 00:21:12.347 --> 00:21:17.232 D: It has been... a year, I hope you're all doing well, 00:21:17.232 --> 00:21:21.948 and in the tradition of clearly how we like to speak, yeeben, P: yoben, 00:21:21.948 --> 00:21:25.646 D: sending you a vibe. P: Yote. 00:21:25.646 --> 00:21:27.000 P: Bye!