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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:04.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: My Tree is erect, I'm- (laughs) No.\ND: No. No, no, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.92,0:00:09.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: I don't know (laughs)\ND: What the hell, just say hi you weirdo
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.63,0:00:14.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(static) P: Hi, I'm cosy by my tree, it's\Nthe end of the year, I hope your chestnuts
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.28,0:00:18.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are roasting on an open fire, and boy, do\NI have a gift for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.78,0:00:23.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've casted a dark summoning spell\Nto bring you Danny boi. (boing)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.50,0:00:29.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(accomplishment) D: Yes, it is I. I have\Nemerged from the void to once more
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.10,0:00:33.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,bless you with the gift of some content.\NP: You could have worn something a little
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.23,0:00:37.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,bit festive, that looks quite satanic, I'm\Njust gonna say it. D: This is not satanic!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.23,0:00:39.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: What is it? D: It's stars! It's\Nsupposed to look celestial, shu-
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.92,0:00:43.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you look like a f*ckin battenberg. P: Hey\Npeople wanna eat this slice.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.66,0:00:49.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: More like you're too sweet and make\Npeople sick. P: O-Okay well- D: Hi.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.48,0:00:53.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(both burst out laughing) P: So today\Nwe're smashing two things together,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.12,0:00:59.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which are- (laughs) D: OUR F- (woofs)\NFINALLY. P: no.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.36,0:01:03.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Beeeep. P: Oh my god. A countdown of\Neverything we've been through
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.06,0:01:06.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in the- year. D: A year in review- P: and\Ntexting. (ding)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.93,0:01:11.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What do Dan and Phil text each other? D:\NAs you know- P: 2 D: We text each other
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.24,0:01:15.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,some weird stuff, it's safe to say we\Nspend too much time together. P: Yeah
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.78,0:01:21.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Ergo, we have developed a strange alien\Nlanguage- P: Ergo D: We're not normal- what?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.24,0:01:24.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(giggling) P: That's a strange alien \Nlanguage, who says that? You 17th century
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.70,0:01:28.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Poet. D: I do. Dost thou have a (bark) \Nproblem? P: No. D: It took us like half
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.42,0:01:32.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,an hour to scroll back to the top so if\Nsomebody texts me I'm gonna flip a (bark).
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.16,0:01:36.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: It was the biggest finger workout I've\Never had. D: Oh- (laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.08,0:01:42.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: That's right, are you ready to dive\Ninto the DM's? Between these two- P: Do it
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.67,0:01:47.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Heavily unintelligent people (laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.02,0:01:53.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I sent you a text on the 1st of January at-\NP: 2am?! D: 2:06am. P: Happy New Year!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.58,0:01:58.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(party horn) Awww! I wanna die! I want to\Ncrush- no. D: You want to- you what? (laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.40,0:02:02.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want to die, I want to crush. \Nblessed_family.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.90,0:02:05.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: I couldn't have anything better for the\Nstart of the year. D: What a great way to
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.63,0:02:08.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,start the new year. P: If you had to adopt\None of those dogs which would it be?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.24,0:02:12.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Oh, god, all of them. P: Look at that \Nface. D: Straight out of the bat, I tweeted
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.58,0:02:16.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a text screenshot the other day, and\Neveryone was coming for me,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.72,0:02:19.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because I've got you saved as PL with\Nno icon. (boing)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.80,0:02:25.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everyone was like "Dan, why isn't he like\NPhilly Poo with a cloud emoji or something?"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.56,0:02:31.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look. You need to know me, you need to\Nreally know me, okay? Every single person
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.35,0:02:37.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Phil. My mother. Jesus Christ. Is just\Nsaved first name, last name-
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.83,0:02:40.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: His mum isn't even called mum. D: No\Npicture, you just need to accept it guys.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.32,0:02:43.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am that dry. P: Take a picture of me now.\ND: I am that steadily serious.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.83,0:02:50.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: Get one. D: I don't want to see your face.\NYou ready? (snapshot followed by laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.05,0:02:55.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: That's so horrible! (honk) You can see\Nlike every pore. D: This is why cameras
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.36,0:02:59.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on phones shouldn't get better. P: Stop.\NWhy is it- D: No one wants to see that.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.15,0:03:03.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: What was this? Explain to me and the\Naudience D: Don't open my laptop
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.38,0:03:08.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: Why lol D: Just don't. All I know is \Nif I say that to you- P: I wouldn't-
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.86,0:03:12.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wouldn't betray your trust, I wouldn't\Nwant to, to be honest. D: What was it?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.27,0:03:15.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: I don't know. D: I'm scared for myself.\NP: Cursed. D: Oh no- (laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.79,0:03:20.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: Little Normie. D: Oh yeah the fish died!\NThat wasn't traumatic at all!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.31,0:03:24.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: He went to fish heaven- D&P: I cried. D:\NWe both cried P: That was synchronised crying
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.10,0:03:27.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,anyway, we buried him in a maple tree and\Nhe watches over us. Going glub, glub.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.71,0:03:31.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(silent laughing) Would I get demonetized for\Nsaying bussy? We can't put that in this video!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.71,0:03:33.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: and then- ah Bernie Sanders memes.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.87,0:03:38.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: Bernie memes! D: It was that time. It is\Nactually disturbing how well he fits (laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.18,0:03:41.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,onto that picture of TATINOF. P: Thank you\NAnna. That's the perfect way of doing it.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.86,0:03:45.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: We could be in the Berniverse right now\Nbut we're not. We're in this hellscape.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.41,0:03:51.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: Biden's not a hellscape. He's better\Nthan... Trump. D: Don't settle for near
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.09,0:03:55.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,liberalism Phil. P: Ok. AW that's when\NSteven was in the wild!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.15,0:03:58.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Do you remember there was a pigeon\Ncalled Steve that was a big part of our life?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.79,0:04:02.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Damn. Why did you text me saying bip?\NP: I don't know why I said bip (laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.91,0:04:05.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: I just realised we're taking the \NScreenshots on my phone which means that
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.22,0:04:09.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're in black and I'm in blue which \Nirrevocably ruined this entire video.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.22,0:04:13.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: I'm happy to try out being the dark side\Nfor once. D: I even have a black case and
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.36,0:04:16.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you have a blue- P: We've done this wrong. \NDelete this video, that's the end of the video
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.96,0:04:18.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thanks for coming, we don't know what\Nwe're doing, bye, peace. P: We don't know
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.80,0:04:22.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what we're doing. By the way, this used to\Nbe my phone, but I got the new iPhone and
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.53,0:04:27.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it was too heavy for my weak hands. D:\NPhil was honestly like 'its hurting my hand'
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.38,0:04:30.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: It was! D: To carry this phone around\NP: That's so damn heavy
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.71,0:04:33.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's like carrying around a wide screen TV\Nso I've got the mini one now.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.25,0:04:37.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So cute, so light, was that a door knock?\ND: I didn't hear anything at all up here
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.34,0:04:41.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think he'd have knocked again? P: Probs\N(laughs) I like that we just didn't check
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.64,0:04:47.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Someone may have been at the door and\Nliterally neither of us gave a (moo)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.38,0:04:53.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I- maybe? Did you hear something?\NI dunno bye (gasp) P: (laughs) The mushroom
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.40,0:04:56.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,head. Hey! I think it's a look it's gonna\Ncome back!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.65,0:05:02.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,2023, embrace it. D: Ah, eurgh, me getting\Ninterior design inspiration
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.80,0:05:05.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: That's sexual D: For the thing under \Nthe stairs, bam.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.65,0:05:08.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: That's the stairs naked before they got\Ndressed up D: That's what it was
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.84,0:05:13.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: It's Christmas mode, look at this \N(singing)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.12,0:05:17.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OH DAN! (laughs) Why are you putting that \Nin the video?! (snoring)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.72,0:05:21.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: I need to do a calendar investigation\Nright now.. 24th February.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.02,0:05:24.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I must have literally just found that on my\Ncamera roll and just been like
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.37,0:05:27.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'this is a nice homophobic picture of\NPhil' send. P: Thanks for that
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.43,0:05:30.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: That's friendship for you right there.\NP: I look like I'm dead (kazoo)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.56,0:05:33.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's an advert I got on my (laughs)\NInstagram.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.54,0:05:38.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Damn P: Wow. They've got the target\Naudience wrong, but D: Oh
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.04,0:05:42.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,damn yeah, they really got the wrong\Nspider person. Multiverse of ass.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.95,0:05:46.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you make that your icon for a long time?\NP: It's still my icon somewhere I think
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.95,0:05:50.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: I'm just gonna say right now, we took \Nthat photo, I hate it
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.10,0:05:54.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: I asked you if it was cursed! One year \Nlater, two weeks ago, Dan said
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.10,0:05:57.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Phil why is- P: Why is that your icon?\NIt's horrible? (laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.79,0:06:02.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: That is definitely a cursed photo. You \Nlook like someone that has taken off
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.94,0:06:07.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your skin, and it's a rubber mask of the\NPhil face.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.20,0:06:10.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you know what I mean? P: I get you, I \Nlook like a gremlin's mum.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.76,0:06:15.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Here we go, what the hell. Hach?\NP: Hach? D: K 1 min
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.59,0:06:21.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The (bark)? P: It's hache burgers D: Ohh\NSaturday at 9pm.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.05,0:06:24.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: Burgers D: We were ordering burgers, it\Nwas the first of alien Dan and Phil talk
Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.98,0:06:29.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that we successfully decoded. P: Fully\Ndecoded D: You'll all have the most useless
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.56,0:06:32.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,degree in Dan and Phil um P: ology.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.70,0:06:38.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fresh Japanese bamboo, this was because \Nmy dad actually painted us some bamboo
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.04,0:06:41.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Have you shown- P: No I've never showed\Nthe internet this! My dad D: Are you gonna
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.38,0:06:44.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,reveal it in this video? P: Yeah, my dad \Npainted us some of the Japanese bamboo
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.64,0:06:51.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Phil's dad is actually an incredibly \Ntalented fine artist P: So thanks dad.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.06,0:06:55.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do we actually need a gingerbread avocado?\ND: Yes. Get that (bark) Alan in my neck.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.35,0:07:00.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: Alan the avocado. (laughing) D:\NWe were bored okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.53,0:07:03.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: We had nothing to do D: We were locked\Ndown in a ten square foot apartment
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.08,0:07:07.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,impartment? I'm gonna impart the fact that\Nwe need to get the hell outside (water)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.78,0:07:13.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But here's some inso P: Inso D: What is\Nhappening? P: Oh we were trying to decide
Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.58,0:07:17.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what my new candle should be D: Ah right \Nthis is my moodboard of what the graphic
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.97,0:07:22.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,design for your candle should look like.\NThere we go. P: Helpful. Shove that up your
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.33,0:07:28.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nostrils. D: I'm not just simping Phil, \Nthis is actually the most delicious smelling
Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.42,0:07:33.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,candle. (giggles) That is the most 'I want\Nto eat this but I probably might die.'
Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.00,0:07:36.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: Still on my shop, our shops might still\Nbe combined when you watch this as well
Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.41,0:07:41.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: We're trying to desperately get rid of\Nlike 6 llama hats sitting on a shelf so if
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.69,0:07:46.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you want some obscenely underpriced Dan and\NPhil vintage merch, get it before someone
Dialogue: 0,0:07:46.72,0:07:50.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,else steals it. P: Go grab it. But also \NDan's got a lovely journal as well
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.61,0:07:54.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which you should go get. D: Oh I have some\Nlike, tasteful stuff. P: Big yeet (laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.81,0:08:00.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't know what that was about. D: Why\Nwould you just text me saying big yeet?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.36,0:08:03.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: Was I excited about food or something?\NI think it was that. My mum sent a box of
Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.98,0:08:09.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,easter treats, can I have one with my coffee\Nsnack or is that betrayal? D: lool, okay yes
Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.04,0:08:13.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: Yeet, sending a vibe. Why am I sending\Nyou a vibe? D: I don- where was I?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:13.11,0:08:18.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Something traumatising I have suppressed\Nthe memory. P: 31st March. D: Oh, I was
Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.52,0:08:24.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,recording my audiobook. P: Ah. D: Wednesday\N7th April. 4:51. Rat.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:24.29,0:08:27.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: Duck. D: That's it (both laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:08:27.88,0:08:31.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: What does it mean? P: I don't know what\Nit means. D: Three days later.. P: Yelp.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.33,0:08:36.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yote. (laughs) D: What the (bark) are we\Ntalking about? P: I don't know, I don't know
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.01,0:08:40.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We need to speak to some other people. D:\NI'm starting to realise, bingo card time.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:40.39,0:08:46.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If we say yeet, yone, yoben, mooble, bobobo,\Nlittle animal things, say coffee, decaf,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.40,0:08:50.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or where are you, take a shot. You will\Nbe dead in ten minutes P: Good luck
Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.40,0:08:55.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: That's what we're learning here. Ah. Yes.\NP: That was the first time we saw the sexy
Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.24,0:08:58.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LED. I wanted it to look like an inter-\Ndimensional portal right? D: Which ended
Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.89,0:09:02.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,up being some LED strips laid on the floor. \NP: But hallways are always super boring!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.32,0:09:05.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was like why not have a fun entrance to\Nour house? D: I posted a series of very
Dialogue: 0,0:09:05.62,0:09:08.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,flattering selfies, and if you haven't\Nseen them, check em out.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:08.08,0:09:12.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go like them on my Instagram. (spooky)\NP: And that is our crazy sex dungeon.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.47,0:09:15.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(record scratch) D: Okay, yep, explain that\NPhil.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:15.89,0:09:19.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's our dexter room where we murder \Npeople in the clink for- it was under
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.81,0:09:23.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,construction- P: It was. D: The clingfilm\Ngot taken down, or did we leave it up there?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:23.68,0:09:27.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is that where we're hiding the bodies? \NP: yon (laughs) D: pote
Dialogue: 0,0:09:27.29,0:09:33.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: 4:32am! (Dan cackling) D: WHAT?\NP: WHAT IS THAT?!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:33.01,0:09:35.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: WHAT ARE WE DOING?!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.50,0:09:38.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: I was out on the town, and I'm saying\NI'm alive.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.11,0:09:41.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: I feel like that's not what happened- \NP: All that town I like going out on
Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.11,0:09:44.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: What town where you out on? P: I don't\Nknow. D: Oh another- (wheezing) okay, right.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:44.65,0:09:49.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I feel like we need to start doing meme\Nreviews of the memes that we text each other
Dialogue: 0,0:09:49.69,0:09:55.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,okay? Blessed family shibes? 4/5. Capybara\Nfarts? Lets watch Capybara farts.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.16,0:10:00.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: This is good. (bubbling noises) That is\Na 5/5. D: 5, solid 5.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:00.64,0:10:05.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Phil Micheal Lester, you hit me with the\N'haha' react bubble? (boo)
Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.11,0:10:08.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: What's wrong with that? D: What in the \Nboo- on the scale between actually having
Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.18,0:10:14.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a comment, saying lol and then haha bubble,\Nhaha bubble is like 'Am I a sub human dirt
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.56,0:10:17.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,trash?' He said you'll be totally fine\Nand they are just checking you out,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:17.24,0:10:21.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't worry! Soon you will be back and\Nthis will be an extremely silly anecdote.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.91,0:10:28.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey Phil! P: It's the glue night! D: \NRemember the time that Phil ate superglue?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:28.26,0:10:31.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: That was great. D: Look at me being a\Nsupportive friend with the double exclamation
Dialogue: 0,0:10:31.22,0:10:34.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mark. P: Can you send me a pic of the\Nbottle back? Oh the doctor was like 'Can I
Dialogue: 0,0:10:34.07,0:10:37.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,see what you swallowed?' D: What did you\Nswallow? Are we talking Pritt stick or like
Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.48,0:10:41.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cement here. P: It was strong. Funny things\Nyou can say, I like your accent, I just
Dialogue: 0,0:10:41.23,0:10:43.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pretend so people think I'm cool like\NSherlock or Tom Holland. D: Lockdown vibes
Dialogue: 0,0:10:43.79,0:10:47.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: What is this?! Oh this is when you were\Non American TV for your book, and you'd
Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.36,0:10:51.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like done a- D: Was I on the view or Good\NMorning America? P: You'd done about 700
Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.36,0:10:56.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,interviews, and you'd just run out of any\Nkind of- D: I (claps) have been on every
Dialogue: 0,0:10:56.77,0:11:03.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,single podcast, local radio, and my brain\Nfell out of my ears. (heavy breathing)
Dialogue: 0,0:11:03.31,0:11:07.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who am I? What do I talk about? I love at\Nthe end you said there, don't complain
Dialogue: 0,0:11:07.68,0:11:10.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that you're sick of zoom, when you are on\Nzoom. (Phil laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:11:10.13,0:11:14.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: 88 P: what? D: Not you. Well who the\N(bark) are you talking to Dan?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.24,0:11:18.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: What? D: Make some Goddamn sense! P:\NNo worries if not! (both laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:11:18.91,0:11:24.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is a good meme! I end every email with\Nthat! D: 5. Okay, a sandwich of confusion!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:24.96,0:11:30.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeeten, a picture of me being traumatised\Nby your haircut, yeeben. Yep.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:30.09,0:11:35.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughing) WHAT IS WRONG WITH US?!\Nyone.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:35.43,0:11:38.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: Funny little fox. D: With a disturbing\Nhuman face.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:38.50,0:11:40.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: I love that fox, its a Tibetan fox if\Nyou want one.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:40.81,0:11:44.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dan, your forehead is wet in that photo.\ND: I was sweating, it was a stressful day Phil.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:44.81,0:11:48.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In hindsight, I feel like I probably over\Npromoted my book- P: No!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:48.06,0:11:50.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: I was quite active on Twitter and \NInstagram. P: This is the British thing!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.73,0:11:53.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Be proud of your book, it was number 1\Nbestseller (party horn), it helped loads of
Dialogue: 0,0:11:53.80,0:11:59.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,people out there- D: So I could have just\Nbeen like "wrote a book lol" tweet.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:59.52,0:12:04.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow the manager of Waterstones Leeds\Ngave me 5 stars, holy (bark) it's lit.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:04.00,0:12:08.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Spoilers! P: Oh my god, also I'm not dying.\ND: What's the prognosis? P: Shall I wait
Dialogue: 0,0:12:08.76,0:12:13.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to see it later? Okay wha- D: What? Why \Nare you dying? P: You came to look at this
Dialogue: 0,0:12:13.20,0:12:17.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,place with the furniture in it, this is\Nwhen my crazy dizzy time happened.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:17.27,0:12:21.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Nice! Oh, Phil's health issues! P: Which\NI'm still having, but I'm kind of on top of,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:21.71,0:12:25.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so it's okay. D: Yeeben. P: Coming home!\NI am not dying yeet (laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:12:25.48,0:12:30.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's just another one of my scans. D:\NSending premium vibes? I am sending you
Dialogue: 0,0:12:30.08,0:12:35.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a positive vibe from a dog. A new episode\Nof the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:35.63,0:12:39.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is now on Prime Video, important. P: CHRIST\N(Dan laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:12:39.32,0:12:44.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Then you texted- (laughing) P: Fagus\Nsylvatica beech hedge?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:44.37,0:12:49.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Why did you- P: Did you just sign in as\Nme on an iPad? D: No? P: What?? (laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:12:49.81,0:12:53.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Was I getting hacked? There wasn't anything\Ngood on there- D: And that's when Phil got
Dialogue: 0,0:12:53.61,0:12:57.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hacked. Let me know when you're on the way\Nback! P: On the way back! (laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:12:57.61,0:13:02.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Was that auto suggested? P: Neioon D:\NYou're a little shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:02.14,0:13:08.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He hit me with the haha bubbles and the 'oh\NDan texted me, why text when I can just hit
Dialogue: 0,0:13:08.05,0:13:11.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,him with the auto reply?' How dare you?\N(laughing) P: OH My God.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:11.52,0:13:15.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: Right- D: You can't- no. No no no no no.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.10,0:13:17.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Dan giggling)
Dialogue: 0,0:13:17.13,0:13:21.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can always edit it out! P: Is this too\Nmean to post I think he's a sexy man?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:21.40,0:13:25.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's play the video. 'Some people have\Ntold me I look like Benedict Cumberbatch,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:25.20,0:13:28.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I do not see it, but- wait for it,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.37,0:13:33.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(snickering) Now I do.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:33.87,0:13:38.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sorry! (ambulance) Look, I think he's\Nattractive, I just think people have told me
Dialogue: 0,0:13:38.14,0:13:41.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I look like him, and it's just because our\Neyes are a bit different!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:41.20,0:13:45.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vibes. D: Thank, going well. P: We send a\Nlot of vibes to each other
Dialogue: 0,0:13:45.20,0:13:48.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when we're not together. D: When we're\Nin mysterious circumstances
Dialogue: 0,0:13:48.34,0:13:53.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: What was happening on the 8th of June?\ND: Recording the pride thing?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.25,0:13:57.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(surprise) Yep! There we go (laughing)\NEmo Dan.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.08,0:14:00.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: That photo is so disturbing it sends me\Nvividly back to 2011.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:00.55,0:14:05.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: That pride thing was a real adventure, \NI was on a billboard, in Times Square
Dialogue: 0,0:14:05.80,0:14:09.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: It was crazy! D: But I didn't post about\Nit because I felt like it would be bragging
Dialogue: 0,0:14:09.87,0:14:12.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I was like 'I don't wanna do this.' P:\NYou need to get over this!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:12.07,0:14:15.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: It's like cringe so I just don't say\Nanything, I've got a problem Phil!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:15.28,0:14:18.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: I know, it had a furry in it, but they\Ncut it out.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:18.36,0:14:22.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughing) D: Er, where did you\Nleave your phone? P: On the sun
Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.36,0:14:25.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughs) D: So your phone is melting down\Nbut you took a screenshot and texted it to
Dialogue: 0,0:14:25.63,0:14:27.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,me, alright Phil. P: It was important \Ncontent.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:27.25,0:14:31.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Can I have some more milk, but my oat\Nmilk, and you can bring the milk down to
Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.37,0:14:35.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the icy glass that I already have (laughs)\NP: Alright needy Dan. D: Haunting
Dialogue: 0,0:14:35.15,0:14:37.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,paranormal footage (laughs) P: It's you\Nfrom the doorbell
Dialogue: 0,0:14:37.58,0:14:40.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(creepy music)
Dialogue: 0,0:14:40.55,0:14:42.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Do you ever realise how ugly you are\Nsometimes?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:42.72,0:14:44.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(cackling)
Dialogue: 0,0:14:44.97,0:14:47.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,5 OUT OF 5!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:47.61,0:14:52.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: Pope. D: Slime. P: Where are you? D: \NFind. P: What? (Dan laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:14:52.20,0:14:57.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: So I want attention or help, but I \Ndon't want to tell you where I am.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:57.98,0:15:02.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: Ok. D: Okay, very normal. Are you alive?\NP: 9:35am, I'm hoping I'm asleep.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:02.79,0:15:07.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: No reply, guess Phil died. P: I died.\ND: So that's when you died, and this is all
Dialogue: 0,0:15:07.55,0:15:12.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,actually heaven. P: I'm a ghost. Plants\Noutside, mmm concrete. Plants at home-
Dialogue: 0,0:15:12.25,0:15:18.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Is this tap water? I'm allergic! True.\NTrees are really just out there and all
Dialogue: 0,0:15:18.61,0:15:22.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,these potted things that I'm giving\Nfertilisers are like 'mm I'm crispy.'
Dialogue: 0,0:15:22.19,0:15:26.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aww, it's us in Final Fantasy XIV- P: It's\Ncat boys. D: Roleplaying as cat boys.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:26.98,0:15:30.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: We've spent half this year as cat boys\Nlet's be honest. D: It's been a- we've
Dialogue: 0,0:15:30.89,0:15:34.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,played for 700- P: We even went to a gay\Nclub as cat boys. Should we talk about this?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:34.39,0:15:38.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No. (laughing) D: Someone hit on us. So,\Nit was a Saturday, we were bored, we were
Dialogue: 0,0:15:38.80,0:15:41.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,looking at this thing and someone said come\Nto our nightclub, we went to a private house,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:41.63,0:15:44.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it was a club full of people, we were \Nwalking around as catboys and shirtless
Dialogue: 0,0:15:44.60,0:15:47.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,giant bear guy said, "What are you boys up\Nto, wanna come in to the basement?"
Dialogue: 0,0:15:47.76,0:15:50.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and we logged off, it was weird. P: It was\Nweird. D: What the hell? P: That is just Dan
Dialogue: 0,0:15:50.36,0:15:52.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,looking like Golem going up the stairs \N(laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:15:52.91,0:15:56.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Do I look this deranged? P: Yes. D: Why\Nare you always on silent? What if the
Dialogue: 0,0:15:56.52,0:16:00.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,builders or (water) want something? For\Nexample me right now wants to call you.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:00.85,0:16:06.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: Oh my god! Dan! Do you know what the \Nring login is I've been- beee D: I've beee
Dialogue: 0,0:16:06.82,0:16:11.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,logged out. HELLO?! Hello?! P: You were so\Nsassy for 10:48am.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:11.47,0:16:15.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: You did not give a (bark) you were just\Nlike 'how do I log back in to the doorbell
Dialogue: 0,0:16:15.16,0:16:20.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I beeee logged out.' (cackling) P: What?\ND: PLEASE!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:20.24,0:16:22.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,PLEASE! Some context!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:22.81,0:16:28.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: You said it. D: Man huffing and grunting\Nimmediately behind you. P: Sunglasses emoji
Dialogue: 0,0:16:28.83,0:16:34.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughing) P: What does that mean? D: Oh,\Nwe were on a train. P: Oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:34.20,0:16:37.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: We were going to film Hometown\NShowdown, and right behind you,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:37.51,0:16:43.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this old man was just going (grunting)\NP: Hometown Showdown was the craziest
Dialogue: 0,0:16:43.34,0:16:47.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,2 days, we filmed it in 2 days! D: You know\Nwe had so many like, long, interesting
Dialogue: 0,0:16:47.34,0:16:51.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,conversations, and it's such a shame that\Nit wasn't just like, a 7 hour documentary
Dialogue: 0,0:16:51.45,0:16:57.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,series. P: It felt very old-school energy.\ND: But it was fun, andddd, I'm sure people
Dialogue: 0,0:16:57.75,0:17:03.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,liked seeing us outside. P: That was rare.\ND: Can you get more wate refil
Dialogue: 0,0:17:03.44,0:17:08.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(suspenseful music) P: Don't react me\ND: Don't react me!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:08.05,0:17:13.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: Aww, mems D: 3 years ago! 2018,\NInteractive Introverts P: Look at those pops
Dialogue: 0,0:17:13.100,0:17:18.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: We're in the middle of America and we\Nwere going to see Infinity War,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:18.73,0:17:21.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: So good. D: With a giant bucket of\Npopcorn.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:21.22,0:17:25.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Would you go back then? I mean I hadn't\Ncome out as gay yet. D&P: But the popcorn.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:25.96,0:17:29.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: When you finish the ice cream and start\Nnibbling on the wooden stick. (laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:17:29.62,0:17:34.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(clap) 5 out of 5. D: That is the vision\Nfor fishtank 2.0 P: Ohhhh
Dialogue: 0,0:17:34.25,0:17:39.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,boof. D: Recommended on YouTube mix,\NPop music. P: That's me!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:39.57,0:17:44.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Please sir, may I have some water? P:\NWhen I die. D: Ok, hope you die
Dialogue: 0,0:17:44.10,0:17:47.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: I think I was playing Apex D: Right, ok.\NP: Walking Deec? D: Right, you know this
Dialogue: 0,0:17:47.69,0:17:52.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,now- P: They're not gonna get this. D: \NWatch the walking dead and have a decaf
Dialogue: 0,0:17:52.25,0:17:56.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,coffee. P: There we go. D: Nice little \NAnimojis there you freaks. (cackling)
Dialogue: 0,0:17:56.84,0:18:00.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: What is this? D: Okay, what a journey!\NP: They ordering viet baguette, D: Well
Dialogue: 0,0:18:00.25,0:18:03.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then. P: Am I annoying? D: Why? (laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:18:03.80,0:18:06.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: I must have been with some people and\Njust thought I was annoying? I don't know
Dialogue: 0,0:18:06.92,0:18:09.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what- D: You had Banh Mi without me?\N(gasp) P: Yeah sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:09.91,0:18:13.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ah my Phil and plants calendar shoot. D: \NWe do not need a giant cactus!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:13.31,0:18:17.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: Or this? (ding) D: We kept it! P: Yay,\Nthis is Dan not knowing how to
Dialogue: 0,0:18:17.01,0:18:21.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,use any appliance. P: No one teaches me\Nthese things? D: I can do basic pants and
Dialogue: 0,0:18:21.43,0:18:25.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,socks on delicates cupboard dry, right? P:\NUmm, I'd just do socks and towels, pants
Dialogue: 0,0:18:25.43,0:18:28.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,shrink. D: Help me dad. P: Don't put your\Npants in the dryer you freak.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:28.35,0:18:32.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Giraffe wink again. P: Whats the wink?\ND: OH NO (laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:18:32.02,0:18:36.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: This was recently! We're almost at today!\ND: Moon butt, I'm not having fun
Dialogue: 0,0:18:36.88,0:18:41.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: Say you got to go- D: Okay, okay- I\Nplay Apex Legends with a bunch of friends
Dialogue: 0,0:18:41.97,0:18:46.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on PC, and they are very sweaty okay? P:\NThey're too good! D: They take it very
Dialogue: 0,0:18:46.13,0:18:49.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,seriously, and sometimes they get a bit\Ntilted! So if we're in a diamond lobby,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:49.84,0:18:54.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and we lose a bunch of times, I want to\Nleave, because they're shouting at me,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:54.20,0:18:58.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I don't know how. P: So, I say 'say \Nyou gotta go!' D: Too awkward.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:58.20,0:19:02.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: say your Grandma is arriving (laughs)\Nor switch off the PC and say the power cut
Dialogue: 0,0:19:02.34,0:19:07.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Oh god. 3 hours Phil, and it was all \Nrage, no fun.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:07.78,0:19:11.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: Oh this is what you tweeted! Basically\Nsomeone was outside and Dan was like
Dialogue: 0,0:19:11.28,0:19:14.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: This lady is outside can you tell me\Nwhen they've gone? P: Right outside the
Dialogue: 0,0:19:14.93,0:19:18.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,door. D: I walk round the corner, see her\Nand I'm just like nope, Phil,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:18.58,0:19:23.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,look out the window, tell me when they've\Nleft, and I squatted in a hedge for like
Dialogue: 0,0:19:23.45,0:19:26.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,an hour. P: I did the full spy stakeout \Nout the window as well, just to watch
Dialogue: 0,0:19:26.99,0:19:30.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and see where she'd gone. D: Thank you\NP: 6 or 7? (crickets?)
Dialogue: 0,0:19:30.54,0:19:34.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What? D: You what? P: Oh my god I mean\Nfeet, what is a foot? (laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:19:34.75,0:19:38.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't know if it was 2 or 1! D: SEVEN \NFOOT WHAT?! P: TREE!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:38.11,0:19:38.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: jesus.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:38.84,0:19:43.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: There we got a 7 foot tree! D: Phil, \NPhil. P: What? Inches. Feet.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:43.08,0:19:48.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: I'm a confused man. I'm embarrassed, \Ndon't remember what that was but it's funny
Dialogue: 0,0:19:48.16,0:19:52.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Oh, our final meme, our final meme.\NP: I sent you that one; 5 out of 5.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:52.27,0:19:56.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, wow that was a journey! I feel like I've\Nseen my whole life flash before my eyes,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:56.43,0:19:59.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in the form of texts. A bunch has happened\Nwith you that we did not text about.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:59.82,0:20:05.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: That we can't talk abo- look, quite a\Nfew things, dreams of mine,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:05.05,0:20:10.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,got quite catastrophically torpedoed by \NC-bag coming back and disappearing and
Dialogue: 0,0:20:10.79,0:20:13.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then coming back again when you\Nleast expect it. P: Like Dan has been so
Dialogue: 0,0:20:13.64,0:20:17.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,close to almost giving you something\Nand then it's been taken away.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:17.13,0:20:22.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: A couple of these things might happen\Nagain in the future, but I cannot continue
Dialogue: 0,0:20:22.84,0:20:28.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to wait for them or just be gone in the\Nmeantime, so, in the New Year,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:28.64,0:20:34.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at somepoint, somehow in some way, I will\Nbe back.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:34.11,0:20:37.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So brace yourselves. P: I'm braced, I feel\Nlike the world has missed your sarcasms,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:37.35,0:20:40.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so it will be good to have a bit of that\Nback. D: Have they though?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:40.15,0:20:44.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe this has been good for the world,\Nthink about it. Has your life been better
Dialogue: 0,0:20:44.59,0:20:48.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,without me? Maybe I should just, you know,\Nphase out of reality.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:48.28,0:20:51.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: So that's the end of the year on this\Nchannel, thank you for joining me,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:51.51,0:20:54.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank Dan- D: Thank you for tolerating\Nmy presence P: for treating us with your
Dialogue: 0,0:20:54.51,0:20:58.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,presence, if you've enjoyed this, please\Ngive me a thumbs up, our shops are still
Dialogue: 0,0:20:58.90,0:21:02.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,combined if you want to go grab a deal- D:\NPlug that merch Phil! P: Err, what else can
Dialogue: 0,0:21:02.90,0:21:07.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you do? Subscribe to me, subscribe to Dan,\Nmaybe he'll pop up again there at some point,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:07.57,0:21:12.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and have a lovely Christmas or whatever\Nelse you're celebrating, Happy New Year,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:12.35,0:21:17.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: It has been... a year, I hope you're all\Ndoing well,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:17.23,0:21:21.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and in the tradition of clearly how we\Nlike to speak, yeeben, P: yoben,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:21.95,0:21:25.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: sending you a vibe. P: Yote.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:25.65,0:21:27.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: Bye!