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Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sweetheart, this scene is fantastic. The novel is gonna be awesome.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Great.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now you just need people to buy it.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, that's why I have to finish it first.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of course.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Listen.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Girl looks at guy. Guy looks at girl.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He hesitates. She waits.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What would you do?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well I don't know darling. You're the author.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I only have two degrees and five MBAs.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I almost would've said you were 'posh'.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm just stuck on the love scene.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're stuck?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That happens sometimes.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What would you say to the guy to be romantic?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Um....
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think I'm pregnant.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I told you to "be romantic". Not ruin his life.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But it's true. I think I'm pregnant.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You! Pregnant?!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, me.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you were my mother or my neighbour I wouldn't tell you.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just hold on a second. How could that have happened?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well it usually occurs when the sperm penetrates the ovary, makes contact with a mature egg, comes together with the cell and fertilizes it.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Errr, it does all of that?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, every now and then.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But, but you're on the pill.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you remember that evening we got carried away with the mojitos?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When the policemen came to get you down off the lampost?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, well I think that instead of taking the pill , I swallowed my right contact lens.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I couldn't find it for the life of me.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A contact lens got you pregnant?!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Something like that.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you are completely sure?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not completely, I'm gonna take a test.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A pregnancy test?!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I dunno what scares me more - to find out I'm pregnant or to find out that you're the father.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's another man?!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No darling. There are certain genes...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Singing{\i0}{\i1}a{\i0}{\i1}song{\i0}{\i1}about{\i0}{\i1}Madrilenian{\i0}{\i1}stew{\i0}.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good morning.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pepa, don't add too much pork fat. You know that it makes me feel ill.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Take it easy sweetheart.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Excuse me ma'am, but is that not what makes your husband feel ill?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Rubbish! Morcilla and chorizo make him feel worse.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And why is it called "Madrilenian" stew?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well,to give it a name. This is eaten all over the world. ALZAK (?) took it to Japan, and all the Chinese became wide-eyed in wonder.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Chinese? In Japan?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You heard me.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Singing{\i0}{\i1}a{\i0}{\i1}song{\i0}{\i1}about{\i0}{\i1}Madrilenian{\i0}{\i1}stew{\i0}.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you know the secret to cooking the perfect stew?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Singing to it?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not at all! That's what you do to your plants. Look.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chickpeas from Fuentesaúco. Morcilla from Burgos. Chorizo from Cantimpalos. And tap water.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What should I look at?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In which countries do they do THAT?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In my country.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In your country? ??But the *** is radioactive.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm Bulgarian.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Really? Well would you look at that. I didn't think you were vulgar at all.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pepa! How's that stew coming along?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,??That man thinks the sun shines out of his arse??
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well just you wait and find out!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ma'am, but that is...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shh! You be quiet now, you're a foreigner.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,??***??
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But you're going to eat it ma'am.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No my dear, I won't. I'm on a diet.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Singing{\i0}{\i1}a{\i0}{\i1}song{\i0}{\i1}to{\i0}{\i1}the{\i0}{\i1}stew{\i0}.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And are you sure it changes colour?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yessss.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If I were pregnant, would that make you happy?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,????????????????
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But it could be wonderful, couldn't it?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No. ...... ?????
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My mother had a difficult pregnancy.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My mother's was worse.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How much did you weigh...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,76kg
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when you were born?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ohhh. I don't know. I was very young.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was 3.5kg...and 8kg...???????
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That must've hurt like a bitch.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you talking about? Luci was anesthetized when her labour pains started.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is she a member of the Labour party?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Labour pain is what you experience when you give birth.