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♪Arnold! Hey Arnold!♪ 
♪

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♪ Hey Arnold!♪ 
>>Helga: Arnold! Arnold! Arnold!

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♪ Arnold!
>>Helga: Move it, football head!

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♪ Hey Arnold!♪

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♪ [surfing music]♪

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>>Helga: Cut! Cut! Hey Arnold!
>>Arnold: Huh?

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>>Helga: Get off the stage!
>>Kids: [laughing]

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>>Helga: This isn't your scene!
>>Arnold: Oh, yeah. Sorry.

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>>Helga: Amature. Okay, let's pick up
from the dance of the vegetables.

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A 5, 6, 7, 8.
[school bell rings]

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>>Helga: Not so fast.
>>Harold: Come on, Helga.

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We know our lines.
>>Helga: Know your lines?

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Of course you know your lines.
But I don't want to just hear your lines.

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I want to hear what's in your soul!
>>Curly: Do vegetables have souls?

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>>Helga: That audience expects food with
feelings and that's what we're going to

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give them. Iggy! What's your motivation?
Iggy: I don't know. I'm a utensil.

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Helga: Stinky! What's in your character's
guts?

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[thud]
>>Helga: I thought so.

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You guys all bite. Okay! Here's the deal,
I want every kid here a half an hour early

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so we can do another run-through.
If anybody is late, they're going to

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have to answer to Old Betsy.

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♪ [funky music]♪ 
[barking and meowing]

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♪
>>Gerald: Fruits! We had to be fruits!

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Why couldn't we be in the bread group?
Or beverages?

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I could have been a cream soda.
>>Arnold: Yeah well, we're fruits.

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And let's hurry! We'll miss the bus!
>>Gearld: Slow down!

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This strawberry really chafes.
♪ [funky music]♪

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>>Gerald: Man! This is humiliating!
>>Arnold: This is nothing.

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In a few hours, the entire student
body will be laughing at us.

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[ding]
>>Arnold: I can't believe we have to

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do this for Helga.
>>Gerald: I know! It's not fair.

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But there's nothing we can do about it.
Nothing! Unless. . .

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[rattling]
>>Arnold: Unless what?

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>>Gerald: Let's just say we forgot to pull
that cord and we didn't get off

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at this stop or the next stop or the next!
[whispers] Hey! By the time we get back

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home, the play will be over.
>>Arnold: No, we couldn't do that.

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It would ruin the play.
♪ [suspenseful music]♪

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>>Gerald: Well, was it right for Helga
to make fun of you during rehearsal?

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>>Arnold: Well, oh, Gerald, 
we gotta stop, we can't ruin the play.

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♪ [suspenseful music]♪
[bus engine roars]

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>>Arnold: Well, maybe one more stop
will be okay.

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[bus engine roars]

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[clock ticks]
>>Helga: People! People! [claps]

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Now remember, a play has a life
of its own. It's got to breathe.

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Every food group must build upon
the group before it. First, the legumes.

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>>Kid: Legumes? I prefer beans.
>>Helga: Hey! You aren't, genius!

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Then, the meats, lusty and powerful.
Then the fruits. They're. . .

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♪ [dramatic music]♪
>>Helga: Hey! Where are the fruits?

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>>Phoebe: They're not here, Helga.
They never showed up.

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>>Helga: What? ARNOOOOOLLLDDD!!!
>>Arnold: Did you hear something just now?

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>>Gerald: No.
>>Arnold: Hey, how far does this bus go,

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anyway?
>>Gerald: What difference does it make?

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When it gets to the end of the line,
we'll just ride it back again.

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Journey is the destination, man.
>>Arnold: What's that mean?

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>>Gerald: I'm not sure. I heard it in
a hippie movie.

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[brakes screech]
>>Arnold: Hey, what's going on?

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♪ [funky music]♪
Gerald: Aw man, this is the end of

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the line.
>>Arnold: You and your hippie movies.

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Does this mean --
>>Gerald: Yeah, we're stuck.

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>>Arnold: Downtown.
>>Gerald: As fruits.

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>>Arnold: Now what?
>>Gerald: I know! We'll call

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my mom and dad. They'll come pick us up.
>>Arnold: Good idea.

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♪ [funky music]♪
>>Gerald: Great, just great!

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>>Arnold: Well, at least let's get rid of
these costumes.

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>>Gerlad: Uh, I can't.
>>Arnold: Why not?

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>>Gerald: I didn't wear anything
underneath.

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>>Arnold: You didn't wear anything
underneath?

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>>Gerald: Well, polyester makes me
sweat.

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>>Arnold: Okay, so you have to
stay a strawberry.

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>>Gerald: Arnold, this is serious.
We're stuck downtown,

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I'm a strawberry, and we don't
have any money!

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[brake screech]
>>Man: Here you go.

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>>Arnold: What's this?
>>Man: You know what it is. Just take it.

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[car drives off]
>>Arnold: Wow! People downtown

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sure are friendly.
>>Gerald: Let's go!

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♪ [funky music]♪
>>Man in banana: He's two minutes late.

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♪ [upbeat music]♪ 
>>Gerald: You were right, Arnold.

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Those shoes really pull your look
together.

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>>Arnold: You hungry?
♪ [upbeat music]

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>>Gerald: Does