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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:01.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,La gente che fa le pubblicità in TV:
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.84,0:00:04.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oppure sono totalmente drogati,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.44,0:00:07.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oppure vengono da un mondo parralelo.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.52,0:00:08.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vedo solo questa possibilita!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.64,0:00:12.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Penso che le pubblicità sono la cosa più irreale al mondo.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.92,0:00:13.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.24,0:00:17.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Salve, sono la vicina nuova
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.96,0:00:19.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ci siamo visti l'altro giorno...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.40,0:00:19.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah si è vero.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.68,0:00:21.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah.. Vedo che avete un...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.20,0:00:22.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Un po' di torta? È deliziosa!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.92,0:00:24.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No grazie. Penso sia troppo per me.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.60,0:00:26.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Penso che preferirei il...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.76,0:00:28.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ma esca da casa mia!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.24,0:00:29.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Penso che preferirei il Kin...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.76,0:00:31.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OH VATTENE! OPPURE CHIAMO LA POLIZIA!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.72,0:00:33.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, voglio un Kinder B...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.72,0:00:37.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Si confondono)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.96,0:00:40.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mi scusi... Lei pensa che i suoi denti sono veramente puliti?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.20,0:00:40.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Si, certo.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.96,0:00:41.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Controliamo
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.20,0:00:43.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Guardate.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.28,0:00:45.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Batterie? Ma le ho pulite questa mattina.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.24,0:00:46.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Non con Colgate Total.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.20,0:00:47.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mi scusi... Lei pens...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.96,0:00:49.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No no... Vengo io a romperti le palle nella strada?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.40,0:00:51.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Per poi dirmi che ho i denti sporchi!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.40,0:00:52.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,E il tuo culo, è pulito stronzo?!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.72,0:00:54.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Con la tua cravata di merda!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.32,0:00:57.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vuoi sapere se tornerai con la tua ex ?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.32,0:00:59.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Manda "EX" al 81212
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.48,0:01:03.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pensa sempre a te, tornera di sicuro!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.72,0:01:05.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,È morta.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.56,0:01:09.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Comincia con un semplice prurito e sensazioni di bruciore,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.32,0:01:10.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sapete cos'è?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.44,0:01:12.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sono micosi vaginali.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.12,0:01:13.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, non voglio nascondermi!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.64,0:01:16.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sai... Ho delle micosi vaginali.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.99,0:01:18.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ma non voglio nascondermi!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.64,0:01:21.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tra l'altro, mi prude. Ma mi trattengo!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.25,0:01:23.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ma sai... Puo succedere a tutti.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.40,0:01:24.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ma... Ma...\NAspetta!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.60,0:01:25.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mi prude davvero eh!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.00,0:01:32.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Penso che l'ho un po' fragilisato.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.40,0:01:36.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Con la 4G, hai accesso a tutto Internet \Nin un momento.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.80,0:01:39.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mmh... Vado?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.48,0:01:40.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No no...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.16,0:01:42.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dai! Dicciamo che vado!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.64,0:01:58.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Disgusto)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.92,0:02:05.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Io, amo la mia banca.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.56,0:02:08.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Io, non me ne frega un cazzo\Ndella mia banca.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.16,0:02:10.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sogno di una banca...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.44,0:02:11.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Risate)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.84,0:02:12.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sogno di una banca...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.72,0:02:14.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Fischi)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.00,0:02:17.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dai cazzo...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.20,0:02:25.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sottotitoli: AdS