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DAN: What was that chunk?
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PHIL: Stop I don't even know what that was
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D: What is that pink thing?
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P: Soup. I hate it!
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It's my other nemesis aside from cheese.
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If you watched my last cheese video, [br]where I was trying that,
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I feel pretty similar feelings about soup.
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First of all, is it a food or[br]is it a drink?
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What's going on?
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Am I swallowing?[br]Am I chewing?
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Am I gulping?
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Why would you want all these delicious food[br]types to be blended together?
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Like some kind of mummy bird,[br]just sicking it into my mouth.
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I don't want it.
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I think I've eaten about three bowls[br]of soup in my life,
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Honestly,
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And all of those times, I've been forced[br]in some kind of social pressure situation
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where I'm sat at a table and they're like[br]"Oh, I've made you some soup!"
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And I'm like (pained soup noises)[br]"Mmm, blended food"
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So today, I'm gonna try some,
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And see if I can get over this
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'Cause it's holding me back in life.[br]I want to enjoy it!
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I want to be like, "Mm, yes Timothy, pass[br]me the extra Minestrone." But no, I'm not.
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I've got a little weasel behind the camera
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- (gremlin voice) What up?
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- (laughs) Here he is,[br]Agent of chaos.
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- Today I'm gonna be the dealer of liquids[br]- Oh, God.
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D: I'm gonna get this microwussy waving
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-As usual, I don't know what I'm gonna[br]be trying.
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D: I love soup. I do not understand you.
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When you are cold, there is nothing that[br]will warm your heart
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like a hearty bowl of souP.
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I have procured for you a selection,[br]a spectrum of soup.
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P: Are some of them gay?
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D: I wanna get you in on the ground floor,[br]I wanna get you to acknowledge
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that there is something to soup.[br]P: Fine, okay.
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D: And then I'm gonna tease you on an[br]insidious journey of learning and growth
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Until you're just absolutely gagging to[br]guzzle that goop right at the end.
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P: (laughs) Oh my god.[br]D: Now Phil, what people liked
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about your cheese video is that you went[br]into it with an open mind.
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P: My mind is open![br]D: You wanted your life to be less
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impacted by the cheese hate.[br]P: Yes.
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D: So you have to go into this wanting[br]soup to be a part of your life.
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P: I'm gonna imagine the soup is the gay[br]bar, and I'm recently out of the closet.
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I'm gonna go in there with my open...[br]D: Oh-kay.
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P: Maybe by the end of it, I'll be pouring[br]soup all over my...
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D: Okay, and then I'm out.[br]Static and beep.
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D: And before anyone says, 'why am I not[br]giving Phil a delicious slice
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of buttered bread as well'[br]P: Yes!
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D: I will say this to you, Phil[br]the thing with soup, honestly,
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Is it's just a vehicle for the bread.[br]It's just spicy bread lube.
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That's all that's going on there.[br]P: Yeah.
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D: I don't want this video to just be[br]you enjoying 10 slices of bread.
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P: I'd love that!
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D: This is about the soup, so you will NOT[br]get the bread,
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You must focus on the liquid.[br]P: Fine.
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D: First up, catch![br]P: Ah! Ow!
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D: Yeah, sorry, I just threw a full can[br]of soup at you.
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P: Soup is hard![br]D: That is not an easy catch item.
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P: My chest isn't strong. What is this?
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D: We are kicking off with the ultimate[br]go-to.
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P: Aww, no.[br]D: Phil, you cannot have a strong opinion on this.
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P: I have a strong opinion.[br]D: This is the point -
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you literally cannot have a strong [br]opinion on this.
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P: When anyone is- [br]D. Heinz. Tomato. Soup.
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P: Wait, it's not tomato soup,[br]it's cream of tomato.
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D: Cream of tomato.[br]P: How do you cream a tomato?
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D: I've got some good questions.[br]How'd you get those tomatoes creaming?
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P: What are they doing to them?[br]D: What're they doing?
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Do you like ketchup?[br]P: In small quantities
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D: Then what the fu-[bark]-ck?[br]P: I don't want to neck
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a whole glass of of it!
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Do I have to shake it first?
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D: I don't know,[br]that might make it explode.
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P: Whenever someone cooks this in a house,
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I'm like "(disgusted noises) smells delicious!"
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When really, I want to leave.
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Da da da music
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D: I have peeled the can.[br]Look at it.
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P: Oh! It's so orange.
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D: Look at that primordial liquid.
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P: Oh, it doesn't smell good.
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D: It doesn't smell good?
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P: It smells like pure ketchup.[br]It smells like someone's grandma's house.
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I have never eaten tomato soup in my life.
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D: Present it. Look at that.[br]That is the ultimate object. No way!
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P: I hate tomatoes and I hate soup.
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D: People that are normal[br]are looking at you like
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"Shut the [bark] up and drink the soup!"
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P: People out there[br]don't like other foods, right?
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Look if you don't like broccoli, you're [br]not gonna want to eat it on camera. Ok.
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D: Why are you holding the spoon like[br]someone that has never held a spoon before?
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P: I'm an alien in human skin.[br]D: (unintelligible snark)
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P: Ah! Okay, oh God.[br]D: Come on.
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P: I don't like - I don't want it!
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D: You gonna blow on it?[br](Phil blowing air loudly, laughing)
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D: Yeah, do the thing, oh yeah.
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P: Count me down.[br]D: Shut up! 3,2,1
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(Very dramatic music.)
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P: Ew. That is like eating ketchup!
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Why would anyone want a whole[br]bowl of ketchup?
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D: (cackles)
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P: It's not horrible, okay.
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D: It is the midness of a tomato. It is [br]literally the most mid thing in the world.
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P: Yeah.
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D: With a little bit of cream to make it[br]creamy,
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and then a little bit of spice to[br]make it interesting. Have one more spoon
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Think of it as just the midness of tomato.[br]P: I'm dipping something in some fries.
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D: A little bit of cream -[br]P: I'm dipping. Here we go.
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D: Warming spices, cream of tomato.
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P: No. Nah. Euh.[br]D: Really?
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P: It's too strong! [br]It's like - I don't want,
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D: Who's paying you to have this reaction?
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P: Where's the spice? There's no spices.[br]You kept saying it's spicy!
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D: You can smell the spice!
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P: That's never been near a spice.
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D: What do you thing a [bark]ing tomato[br]tastes like?
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P: Horrible.[br]D: Agh..
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P: The aftertaste isn't so bad. I'm not[br]a hater, I'll give it a four.
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D: And would you say you were drinking it[br]or eating it?
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P: I was drinking that.
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D: Did your mouth go (ASMR mouth noise.)?
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I think if you put the soup in your mouth[br]and you do one (mouth noise), it's eating.
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P: I think it was a frink.[br]I'm not on the soup train yet.
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D: Well good, I'm going to give you[br]a reprieve, because now --
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P: Do not launch it at my face
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D: No. Before we go forward, [br]we're going to step backwards.
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P: Alright
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D: And in the genre of things that could[br]be considered soups,
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there are sever