DAN: What was that chunk?

PHIL: Stop I don't even know what that was

D: What is that pink thing?

P: Soup. I hate it!

It's my other nemesis aside from cheese.

If you watched my last cheese video, 
where I was trying that,

I feel pretty similar feelings about soup.

First of all, is it a food or
is it a drink?

What's going on?

Am I swallowing?
Am I chewing?

Am I gulping?

Why would you want all these delicious food
types to be blended together?

Like some kind of mummy bird,
just sicking it into my mouth.

I don't want it.

I think I've eaten about three bowls
of soup in my life,

Honestly,

And all of those times, I've been forced
in some kind of social pressure situation

where I'm sat at a table and they're like
"Oh, I've made you some soup!"

And I'm like <i>(pained soup noises)</i>
"Mmm, blended food"

So today, I'm gonna try some,

And see if I can get over this

'Cause it's holding me back in life.
I want to enjoy it!

I want to be like, "Mm, yes Timothy, pass
me the extra Minestrone." But no, I'm not.

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I've got a little weasel behind the camera

- (gremlin voice) What up?

- (laughs) Here he is,
Agent of chaos.

- Today I'm gonna be the dealer of liquids
- Oh, God.

D: I'm gonna get this microwussy waving

-As usual, I don't know what I'm gonna
be trying.

D: I love soup. I do not understand you.

When you are cold, there is nothing that
will warm your heart

like a hearty bowl of souP.

I have procured for you a selection,
a spectrum of soup.

P: Are some of them gay?

D: I wanna get you in on the ground floor,
I wanna get you to acknowledge

that there is something to soup.
P: Fine, okay.

D: And then I'm gonna tease you on an
insidious journey of learning and growth

Until you're just absolutely gagging to
guzzle that goop right at the end.

P: (laughs) Oh my god.
D: Now Phil, what people liked

about your cheese video is that you went
into it with an open mind.

P: My mind is open!
D: You wanted your life to be less

impacted by the cheese hate.
P: Yes.

D: So you have to go into this wanting
soup to be a part of your life.

P: I'm gonna imagine the soup is the gay
bar, and I'm recently out of the closet.

I'm gonna go in there with my open...
D: Oh-kay.

P: Maybe by the end of it, I'll be pouring
soup all over my...

D: Okay, and then I'm out.
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D: And before anyone says, 'why am I not
giving Phil a delicious slice

of buttered bread as well'
P: Yes!

D: I will say this to you, Phil
the thing with soup, honestly,

Is it's just a vehicle for the bread.
It's just spicy bread lube.

That's all that's going on there.
P: Yeah.

D: I don't want this video to just be
you enjoying 10 slices of bread.

P: I'd love that!

D: This is about the soup, so you will NOT
get the bread,

You must focus on the liquid.
P: Fine.

D: First up, catch!
P: Ah! Ow!

D: Yeah, sorry, I just threw a full can
of soup at you.

P: Soup is hard!
D: That is not an easy catch item.

P: My chest isn't strong. What is this?

D: We are kicking off with the ultimate
go-to.

P: Aww, no.
D: Phil, you cannot have a strong opinion on this.

P: I have a strong opinion.
D: This is the point -

you literally cannot have a strong 
opinion on this.

P: When anyone is- 
D. Heinz. Tomato. Soup.

P: Wait, it's not tomato soup,
it's cream of tomato.

D: Cream of tomato.
P: How do you cream a tomato?

D: I've got some good questions.
How'd you get those tomatoes creaming?

P: What are they doing to them?
D: What're they doing?

Do you like ketchup?
P: In small quantities

D: Then what the fu-[bark]-ck?
P: I don't want to neck

a whole glass of of it!

Do I have to shake it first?

D: I don't know,
that might make it explode.

P: Whenever someone cooks this in a house,

I'm like "<i>(disgusted noises)</i> smells delicious!"

When really, I want to leave.

<i>Da da da music</i>

D: I have peeled the can.
Look at it.

P: Oh! It's so orange.

D: Look at that primordial liquid.

P: Oh, it doesn't smell good.

D: It doesn't smell good?

P: It smells like pure ketchup.
It smells like someone's grandma's house.

I have never eaten tomato soup in my life.

D: Present it. Look at that.
That is the ultimate object. No way!

P: I hate tomatoes and I hate soup.

D: People that are normal
are looking at you like

"Shut the [bark] up and drink the soup!"

P: People out there
don't like other foods, right?

Well if you don't like broccoli, you're 
not gonna want to eat it on camera.