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Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,DAN: What was that chunk?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,PHIL: Stop I don't even know what that was
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: What is that pink thing?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: Soup. I hate it!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's my other nemesis aside from cheese.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you watched my last cheese video, \Nwhere I was trying that,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I feel pretty similar feelings about soup.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,First of all, is it a food or\Nis it a drink?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's going on?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Am I swallowing?\NAm I chewing?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Am I gulping?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why would you want all these delicious food\Ntypes to be blended together?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like some kind of mummy bird,\Njust sicking it into my mouth.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't want it.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think I've eaten about three bowls\Nof soup in my life,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Honestly,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And all of those times, I've been forced\Nin some kind of social pressure situation
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where I'm sat at a table and they're like\N"Oh, I've made you some soup!"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I'm like {\i1}(pained soup noises){\i0}\N"Mmm, blended food"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So today, I'm gonna try some,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And see if I can get over this
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Cause it's holding me back in life.\NI want to enjoy it!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want to be like, "Mm, yes Timothy, pass\Nme the extra Minestrone." But no, I'm not.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Before I forget, we've still got some\NDan & Phil & Cats Calenders in stock,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So if you wanna grab one before the new\Nyear starts, you can.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Also our shop is powered by Shopify.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Which is sponsoring this video,\Nthank you very much.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,More on that later.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've got a little weasel behind the camera
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (gremlin voice) What up?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (laughs) Here he is,\NAgent of chaos.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Today I'm gonna be the dealer of liquids\N- Oh, God.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: I'm gonna get this microwussy waving
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-As usual, I don't know what I'm gonna\Nbe trying.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: I love soup. I do not understand you.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When you are cold, there is nothing that\Nwill warm your heart
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like a hearty bowl of souP.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have procured for you a selection,\Na spectrum of soup.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: Are some of them gay?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: I wanna get you in on the ground floor,\NI wanna get you to acknowledge
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that there is something to soup.\NP: Fine, okay.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: And then I'm gonna tease you on an\Ninsidious journey of learning and growth
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Until you're just absolutely gagging to\Nguzzle that goop right at the end.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: (laughs) Oh my god.\ND: Now Phil, what people liked
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about your cheese video is that you went\Ninto it with an open mind.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: My mind is open!\ND: You wanted your life to be less
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,impacted by the cheese hate.\NP: Yes.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: So you have to go into this wanting\Nsoup to be a part of your life.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: I'm gonna imagine the soup is the gay\Nbar, and I'm recently out of the closet.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna go in there with my open...\ND: Oh-kay.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: Maybe by the end of it, I'll be pouring\Nsoup all over my...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Okay, and then I'm out.\N{\i1}Static and beep.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: And before anyone says, 'why am I not\Ngiving Phil a delicious slice
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of buttered bread as well'\NP: Yes!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: I will say this to you, Phil\Nthe thing with soup, honestly,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is it's just a vehicle for the bread.\NIt's just spicy bread lube.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's all that's going on there.\NP: Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: I don't want this video to just be\Nyou enjoying 10 slices of bread.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: I'd love that!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: This is about the soup, so you will NOT\Nget the bread,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You must focus on the liquid.\NP: Fine.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: First up, catch!\NP: Ah! Ow!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Yeah, sorry, I just threw a full can\Nof soup at you.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: Soup is hard!\ND: That is not an easy catch item.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: My chest isn't strong. What is this?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: We are kicking off with the ultimate\Ngo-to.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: Aww, no.\ND: Phil, you cannot have a strong opinion on this.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: I have a strong opinion.\ND: This is the point -
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you literally cannot have a strong \Nopinion on this.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: When anyone is- \ND. Heinz. Tomato. Soup.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: Wait, it's not tomato soup,\Nit's cream of tomato.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Cream of tomato.\NP: How do you cream a tomato?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: I've got some good questions.\NHow'd you get those tomatoes creaming?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: What are they doing to them?\ND: What're they doing?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you like ketchup?\NP: In small quantities
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Then what the fu-[bark]-ck?\NP: I don't want to neck
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a whole glass of of it!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do I have to shake it first?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: I don't know,\Nthat might make it explode.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: Whenever someone cooks this in a house,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm like "{\i1}(disgusted noises){\i0} smells delicious!"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When really, I want to leave.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Da da da music{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: I have peeled the can.\NLook at it.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: Oh! It's so orange.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Look at that primordial liquid.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: Oh, it doesn't smell good.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: It doesn't smell good?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: It smells like pure ketchup.\NIt smells like someone's grandma's house.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have never eaten tomato soup in my life.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Present it. Look at that.\NThat is the ultimate object. No way!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: I hate tomatoes and I hate soup.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: People that are normal\Nare looking at you like
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Shut the [bark] up and drink the soup!"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: People out there\Ndon't like other foods, right?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well if you don't like broccoli, you're \Nnot gonna want to eat it on camera.