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Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,DAN: What was that chunk?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,PHIL: Stop I don't even know what that was
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: What is that pink thing?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: Soup. I hate it!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's my other nemesis aside from cheese.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you watched my last cheese video, \Nwhere I was trying that,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I feel pretty similar feelings about soup.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,First of all, is it a food or\Nis it a drink?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's going on?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Am I swallowing?\NAm I chewing?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Am I gulping?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why would you want all these delicious food\Ntypes to be blended together?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like some kind of mummy bird,\Njust sicking it into my mouth.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't want it.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think I've eaten about three bowls\Nof soup in my life,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Honestly,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And all of those times, I've been forced\Nin some kind of social pressure situation
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where I'm sat at a table and they're like\N"Oh, I've made you some soup!"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I'm like {\i1}(pained soup noises){\i0}\N"Mmm, blended food"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So today, I'm gonna try some,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And see if I can get over this
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Cause it's holding me back in life.\NI want to enjoy it!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want to be like, "Mm, yes Timothy, pass\Nme the extra Minestrone." But no, I'm not.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Before I forget, we've still got some\NDan & Phil & Cats Calenders in stock,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So if you wanna grab one before the new\Nyear starts, you can.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Also our shop is powered by Shopify.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Which is sponsoring this video,\Nthank you very much.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,More on that later.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've got a little weasel behind the camera
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (gremlin voice) What up?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (laughs) Here he is,\NAgent of chaos.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Today I'm gonna be the dealer of liquids\N- Oh, God.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: I'm gonna get this microwussy waving
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-