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DAN: What was that chunk?

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PHIL: Stop I don't even know what that was

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D: What is that pink thing?

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P: Soup. I hate it!

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It's my other nemesis aside from cheese.

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If you watched my last cheese video, 
where I was trying that,

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I feel pretty similar feelings about soup.

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First of all, is it a food or
is it a drink?

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What's going on?

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Am I swallowing?
Am I chewing?

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Am I gulping?

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Why would you want all these delicious food
types to be blended together?

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Like some kind of mummy bird,
just sicking it into my mouth.

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I don't want it.

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I think I've eaten about three bowls
of soup in my life,

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Honestly,

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And all of those times, I've been forced
in some kind of social pressure situation

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where I'm sat at a table and they're like
"Oh, I've made you some soup!"

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And I'm like <i>(pained soup noises)</i>
"Mmm, blended food"

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So today, I'm gonna try some,

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And see if I can get over this

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'Cause it's holding me back in life.
I want to enjoy it!

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I want to be like, "Mm, yes Timothy, pass
me the extra Minestrone." But no, I'm not.

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Before I forget, we've still got some
Dan & Phil & Cats Calenders in stock,

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So if you wanna grab one before the new
year starts, you can.

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Also our shop is powered by Shopify.

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Which is sponsoring this video,
thank you very much.

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More on that later.

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I've got a little weasel behind the camera

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- (gremlin voice) What up?

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- (laughs) Here he is,
Agent of chaos.

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- Today I'm gonna be the dealer of liquids
- Oh, God.

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D: I'm gonna get this microwussy waving

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