WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.155 DAN: What was that chunk? 00:00:01.155 --> 00:00:02.523 PHIL: Stop I don't even know what it was 00:00:02.523 --> 00:00:03.821 D: What is that pink thing? 00:00:03.821 --> 00:00:05.120 P: Soup. I hate it! 00:00:05.120 --> 00:00:07.035 It's my other nemesis aside from cheese. 00:00:07.035 --> 00:00:09.303 If you watched my last cheese video, where I was trying that, 00:00:09.303 --> 00:00:11.185 I feel pretty similar feelings about soup. 00:00:11.185 --> 00:00:12.885 First of all, is it a food or is it a drink? 00:00:12.885 --> 00:00:13.741 What's going on? 00:00:13.741 --> 00:00:15.146 Am I swallowing? Am I chewing? 00:00:15.146 --> 00:00:15.922 Am I gulping? 00:00:15.922 --> 00:00:20.371 Why would you want all these delicious food types to be blended together? 00:00:20.371 --> 00:00:23.195 Like some kind of mummy bird, just sicking it into my mouth. 00:00:23.195 --> 00:00:24.020 I don't want it. 00:00:24.020 --> 00:00:26.724 I think I've eaten about three bowls of soup in my life, 00:00:26.724 --> 00:00:27.700 Honestly, 00:00:27.700 --> 00:00:31.632 And all of those times, I've been forced in some kind of social pressure situation 00:00:31.632 --> 00:00:33.963 where I'm sat at a table and they're like "Oh, I've made you some soup!" 00:00:33.963 --> 00:00:36.733 And I'm like (pained soup noises) "Mmm, blended food" 00:00:36.733 --> 00:00:38.794 So today, I'm gonna try some, 00:00:38.794 --> 00:00:40.180 And see if I can get over this 00:00:40.180 --> 00:00:42.280 'Cause it's holding me back in life. I want to enjoy it! 00:00:42.280 --> 00:00:47.538 I want to be like, "Mm, yes Timothy, pass me the extra Minestrone." But no, I'm not. 00:00:47.538 --> 00:00:50.391 Before I forget, we've still got some Dan & Phil & Cats Calenders in stock, 00:00:50.391 --> 00:00:52.903 So if you wanna grab one before the new year starts, you can. 00:00:52.903 --> 00:00:54.881 Also our shop is powered by Shopify. 00:00:54.881 --> 00:00:57.381 Which is sponsoring this video, thank you very much. 00:00:57.381 --> 00:00:58.310 More on that later. 00:00:58.310 --> 00:01:00.307 I've got a little weasel behind the camera 00:01:00.307 --> 00:01:00.994 D: (gremlin voice) What up? 00:01:00.994 --> 00:01:03.154 P: (laughs) Here he is, Agent of chaos. 00:01:03.154 --> 00:01:06.315 D: Today I'm gonna be the dealer of liquids P: Oh, God. 00:01:06.315 --> 00:01:08.339 D: I'm gonna get this microwussy waving 00:01:08.339 --> 00:01:10.485 P: As usual, I don't know what I'm gonna be trying. 00:01:10.485 --> 00:01:12.961 D: I love soup. I do not understand you. 00:01:12.961 --> 00:01:15.815 When you are cold, there is nothing that will warm your heart 00:01:15.815 --> 00:01:17.592 like a hearty bowl of souP. 00:01:17.592 --> 00:01:21.714 I have procured for you a selection, a spectrum of soup. 00:01:21.714 --> 00:01:22.866 P: Are some of them gay? 00:01:22.866 --> 00:01:26.295 D: I wanna get you in on the ground floor, I wanna get you to acknowledge 00:01:26.295 --> 00:01:28.490 that there is something to soup. P: Fine, okay. 00:01:28.490 --> 00:01:32.154 D: And then I'm gonna tease you on an insidious journey of learning and growth 00:01:32.154 --> 00:01:35.627 Until you're just absolutely gagging to guzzle that goop right at the end. 00:01:35.627 --> 00:01:37.377 P: (laughs) Oh my god. D: Now Phil, what people liked 00:01:37.377 --> 00:01:39.961 about your cheese video is that you went into it with an open mind. 00:01:39.961 --> 00:01:42.857 P: My mind is open! D: You wanted your life to be less 00:01:42.857 --> 00:01:44.604 impacted by the cheese hate. P: Yes. 00:01:44.604 --> 00:01:47.079 D: So you have to go into this wanting soup to be a part of your life. 00:01:47.079 --> 00:01:50.568 P: I'm gonna imagine the soup is the gay bar, and I'm recently out of the closet. 00:01:50.568 --> 00:01:53.883 I'm gonna go in there with my open... D: Oh-kay. 00:01:53.883 --> 00:01:56.354 P: Maybe by the end of it, I'll be pouring soup all over my... 00:01:56.354 --> 00:01:57.799 D: Okay, and then I'm out. 00:01:57.799 --> 00:02:00.975 D: And before anyone says, 'why am I not giving Phil a delicious slice 00:02:00.975 --> 00:02:02.499 of buttered bread as well' P: Yes! 00:02:02.499 --> 00:02:04.834 D: I will say this to you, Phil the thing with soup, honestly, 00:02:04.834 --> 00:02:07.315 Is it's just a vehicle for the bread. It's just spicy bread lube. 00:02:07.315 --> 00:02:08.732 That's all that's going on there. P: Yeah. 00:02:08.732 --> 00:02:12.295 D: I don't want this video to just be you enjoying 10 slices of bread. 00:02:12.295 --> 00:02:13.145 P: I'd love that! 00:02:13.145 --> 00:02:16.048 D: This is about the soup, so you will NOT get the joy of bread, 00:02:16.048 --> 00:02:17.895 You must focus on the liquid. P: Fine. 00:02:17.895 --> 00:02:19.997 D: First up, catch! P: Ah! Ow! 00:02:19.997 --> 00:02:23.424 D: Yeah, sorry, I just threw a full can of soup at you. 00:02:23.424 --> 00:02:26.140 P: Soup is hard! D: That is not an easy catch item. 00:02:26.140 --> 00:02:28.946 P: My chest isn't strong. What is this? 00:02:28.946 --> 00:02:31.097 D: We are kicking off with the ultimate go-to. 00:02:31.097 --> 00:02:33.513 P: Aww, no. D: You can't have a strong opinion on this 00:02:33.513 --> 00:02:34.638 P: I have a strong opinion. D: This is the point - 00:02:34.638 --> 00:02:37.261 you literally cannot have a strong opinion on this. 00:02:37.261 --> 00:02:40.074 P: When anyone is- D. Heinz. Tomato. Soup. 00:02:40.074 --> 00:02:42.510 P: Wait, it's not tomato soup, it's cream of tomato. 00:02:42.510 --> 00:02:45.221 D: Cream of tomato. P: How do you cream a tomato? 00:02:45.221 --> 00:02:47.621 D: I've got some good questions. How'd you get those tomatoes creaming? 00:02:47.621 --> 00:02:49.069 P: What are they doing to them? D: What're they doing? 00:02:49.069 --> 00:02:51.817 Do you like ketchup? P: In small quantities 00:02:51.817 --> 00:02:52.615 D: Then what the fu-[bark]-ck? 00:02:52.615 --> 00:02:54.278 P: I don't want to neck a whole glass of of it! 00:02:54.278 --> 00:02:55.320 Do I have to shake it first? 00:02:55.320 --> 00:02:56.431 D: I don't know, that might make it explode. 00:02:56.431 --> 00:02:59.629 P: Whenever someone cooks this in a house, I'm like "(ugh noises) smells delicious!" 00:02:59.629 --> 00:03:01.026 When really, I want to leave. 00:03:01.026 --> 00:03:02.438 Da da da music 00:03:02.438 --> 00:03:04.476 D: I have peeled the can. Look at it. 00:03:04.476 --> 00:03:05.529 P: Oh! It's so orange. 00:03:05.529 --> 00:03:07.163 D: Look at that primordial liquid. 00:03:07.163 --> 00:03:09.743 P: Oh, it doesn't smell good. D: It doesn't smell good? 00:03:09.743 --> 00:03:13.182 P: It smells like pure ketchup. It smells like someone's grandma's house. 00:03:13.587 --> 00:03:16.507 I have never eaten tomato soup in my life. 00:03:16.507 --> 00:03:19.283 D: Present it. Look at that. That is the ultimate object. No way! 00:03:19.283 --> 00:03:20.398 P: I hate tomatoes and I hate soup. 00:03:20.398 --> 00:03:22.601 D: People that are normal are looking at you like 00:03:22.601 --> 00:03:23.999 "Shut the [bark] up and drink the soup!" 00:03:23.999 --> 00:03:26.037 P: People out there don't like other foods, right? 00:03:26.037 --> 00:03:28.756 Look if you don't like broccoli, you're not gonna want to eat it on camera. Ok. 00:03:28.756 --> 00:03:32.387 D: Why are you holding the spoon like someone that has never held a spoon before? 00:03:32.387 --> 00:03:35.077 P: I'm an alien in human skin. D: That's obvious. 00:03:35.077 --> 00:03:36.554 P: Ah! Okay, oh God. D: Come on. 00:03:36.554 --> 00:03:38.175 P: I don't like - I don't want it! 00:03:38.175 --> 00:03:39.648 D: You gonna blow on it? (Phil blowing air loudly, laughing) 00:03:39.648 --> 00:03:41.132 D: Yeah, do the thing, oh yeah. 00:03:41.132 --> 00:03:42.897 P: Count me down. D: Shut up! 3,2,1 00:03:42.897 --> 00:03:46.928 (Very dramatic music.) 00:03:46.928 --> 00:03:48.598 P: Ew. That is like eating ketchup! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Why would anyone want a whole bowl of ketchup? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 D: (cackles) 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 P: It's not horrible, okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 D: It is the midness of a tomato. It is literally the most mid thing in the world. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 P: Yeah. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 D: With a little bit of cream to make it creamy, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and then a little bit of spice to make it interesting. Have one more spoon 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Think of it as just the midness of tomato. P: I'm dipping something in some fries. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 D: A little bit of cream - P: I'm dipping. Here we go. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 D: Warming spices, cream of tomato. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 P: No. Nah. Euh. D: Really? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 P: It's too strong! It's like - I don't want, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 D: Who's paying you to have this reaction? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 P: Where's the spice? There's no spices. You kept saying it's spicy! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 D: You can smell the spice! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 P: That's never been near a spice. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 D: What do you thing a [bark]ing tomato tastes like? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 P: Horrible. D: Agh.. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 P: The aftertaste isn't so bad. I'm not a hater, I'll give it a four. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 D: And would you say you were drinking it or eating it? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 P: I was drinking that. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 D: Did your mouth go (ASMR mouth noise.)? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I think if you put the soup in your mouth and you do one (mouth noise), it's eating. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 P: I think it was a frink. I'm not on the soup train yet. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 D: Well good, I'm going to give you a reprieve, because now -- 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 P: Do not launch it at my face 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 D: No. Before we go forward, we're going to step backwards. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 P: Alright 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 D: And in the genre of things that could be considered soups, (P: Yes) 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 there are several things that are not really soup. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The first of which is A Cup of Soup. P: Cup of Soup? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 D:Notice how even though it's a completely different brand, it is once again - 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 P: Cream! D: Cream! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 D&P: Cream of Vegetable D: With croutons 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 P: We've got a carrot, we've got a pea, we've got a leek, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And there's four croutons. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 D: Are there any ingredients you don't like here? Come on, man. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 P: I like all of these things. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 D: Well, Phil you're about to take this to the next level, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Cause this one is gonna have chunks. P: Ehww, chunky. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 (Da da da music) 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 D: Here is your soup P: Ooh, powdery 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 D: All the best things come in suspicious saches 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 P: I'm feeling some chunks. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 D: And Phil, here is your vehicle. P: Thank you. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What'd happen if I snorted it? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 D: Let's find out. Now we're getting to the real views. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 P: Ooh, it's not an appealing color. D: Why is that nuclear green? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 P: Here we go -- D: Ohhoh, little chunks! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 P: Ehhm, can't wait for my snack! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It smells like sour cream & onion Pringles D: Wait a minute, what? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Here is your cream of vegetable soup with croutons. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 P: Ohh, that is an unappealing look. (laughs, scared) 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 D: It's so colorful! P: Yes. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 D: And bright P: I'm so happy to have this in my life, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I've been so cold in those mines D: yeah, slurp those chunks 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 P: Ok, it's not that bad D: That was a journey! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That was a [bark]ing journey! You are a complex animal, Phil Lester. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 P: (laughing) Stop! D: What is going on? It's a Cup of Soup. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 P: I'm just scared of it. Right, here's the thing- 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 D: Take a gulp! P: I did it! I did a gulp. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 D: No, a huge [bark]ing gulp. yeah, come on, swallow a bit 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 P: Mm. There's a chunk! D: Oh yeah. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 P: Do I chew? D: Yes, you chew the crouton. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You don't just swallow it like a pill, you maniac (P: laughs) 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 D: It's not a punishment, it's bread. P: I'm struggling. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The flavor's alright, it's not too bad. It tastes like Pringles. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 D: Right. So - 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 P: It's more inoffensive and it feels a little bit healthier, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ironically for something that came out of a powder (D: Yes) 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 But you know what I mean. And also the chunks are reminding me it's real food. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 D: Ok, so you like that, do you? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 P: But having both at the same time, I'm like, Am I chewing? Am I swallowing? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It's a confusing throat sensation. D: Mm. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 P: Overall, (mouth noises), a six. I wouldn't have it again, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 D: You'd never have it again? On a cold day? If that was there, you'd not think, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'oh I could go for a little Cup of Soup right now?' 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 P: No, I'd go for a delicious sandwich. That is a solid. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 D: Ughh. (soup chomp) 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I mean, it tastes like leafy water. P: (laughs) 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That is one of the most uninspiring food objects I've ever interacted with. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 P: Now is a great time to stop guzzling and tell you guys all about Shopify - 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 D: Oh, nice excuse. Yeah right. P: Who have sponsored this video! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 D: Taking a soup break. P: Thanks... babes. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 We've had D&P Shop for nearly 10 years- D: Disturbing! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 P: And the whole time, Shopify has helped power it, create different home pages, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 D: Not saying me and Phil both couldn't run a shop 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 P: We need all the help we can get 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 D: Shopify is like 'here you go, have a shop' 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 P: It really helped us start out when we were initially a small business. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 D: To help you visualize it, Phil sat in his Minecraft pyjamas in bed 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 on the Shopify app literally just doing the whole thing (P: Yes) 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and if he can do it, you can do it. P: Yes. (D laughs) 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 So, if you have a New Year's Resolution, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You might be thinking, 'oh, I've been knitting these scarfs, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'if only I had a little shop to sell one!' 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 D: 'I make my own soup' P: Yeah 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Shopify is so easy to create your own online shop. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 D: Phil's tinny soupy dreams. P: I'm not creating a soup shop! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 D: Cream of Phil P: Stop. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 D: You could do that 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 P: That's not going to be the next billion dollar idea. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 D: You, watching this video right now could start Creamy Chunks of Phil, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and then he will sue you. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 P: We recently completely covered our shop in cats. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 D: I'm mainly here for the graphic design. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 P: There's also lots of cool tools to be like 'who's coming to your shop?' 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 'Who's buying what? Where do they come from?' 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 D: They also allowed us to do a version where we have 'Legalise' correctly 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and 'LegaliZe' on the American store. P: Yes. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 D: Incorrectly P: Wrongly 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 So, if you want to start your entrepreneurial adventure, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you can click the link below to check out Shopify, and I wish you a prosperous 2024! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And, there's still time! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Thanks, Shopify, for distracting me from what I'm about to experience. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 D: Right, back to the soup. No fun for you P: Ughh 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 D: Next up, can to the head! Wah-bam! P: Ahh 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 D: Psych. P: I'm going to die an early grave 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 D: In our journey of things that are not really soup, we have broth. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 P: What's a broth? D: This ain't a soup 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 P: Tasty clear broth D: Mmm, clear 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 P: Made with flavorful chicken stock and brimming with root vegetables 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 D: Brimming 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 P: We love it in our kitchen, it's a Firm Family Favorite! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You have broth if you're sick, don't you? Or if you're a witch. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 (slightly witchy) I made you some broth. D: (laughs) 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 D: Does the fact that it's clear fill you with hope or terror? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 P: Both. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 D: Peel! That! Can! (can pops) 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 P: Ooh, ooh D: Oh yeah 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 D: Phil is an alien, evidence compilation episode 2. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 P: I just don't want to throw it all over myself. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 D: It's not even with a can opener, you're just peeling the can. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 P: Oh, it's chunky again. (can clinks) 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 D: Oh my god you just sprayed me with broth! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Watch where you're pointing that thing! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 P: I warned you! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 D: It doesn't look appealing. P: That smells like acrylic paint. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 (Dan sniffs loudly) D: It smells distinctly chalky. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 P: It's been found in a cave. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That's why witches have broth! Because it smells like a witch - 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 D: Witches do not live in caves. Apologize to your Sapphic audience. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 P: Sorry. I'm sorry. I mean the one in Elden Ring. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 (da da da music) 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Ooh, it's quite gloopy. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 D: Oh, it's got a gelatinous aspect to it. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 P: Mm, gelatinous white liquid. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 D: Guys, if it looks like that, speak to a doctor immediately. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 P: Ha, stop it! Now I don't want it at all! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 (dramatic music plays) 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 D: Are you [bark]ing serious? Blow. Blow. Blow. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 P: (laughs) D: Hurry up, I haven't got all day! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm taking time out of my Saturday filming this for you!