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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:01.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,DAN: What was that chunk?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.16,0:00:02.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,PHIL: Stop I don't even know what it was
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.52,0:00:03.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: What is that pink thing?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.82,0:00:05.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: Soup. I hate it!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.12,0:00:07.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's my other nemesis aside from cheese.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.04,0:00:09.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you watched my last cheese video, \Nwhere I was trying that,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.30,0:00:11.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I feel pretty similar feelings about soup.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.18,0:00:12.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,First of all, is it a food or\Nis it a drink?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.88,0:00:13.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's going on?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.74,0:00:15.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Am I swallowing?\NAm I chewing?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.15,0:00:15.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Am I gulping?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.92,0:00:20.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why would you want all these delicious food\Ntypes to be blended together?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.37,0:00:23.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like some kind of mummy bird,\Njust sicking it into my mouth.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.20,0:00:24.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't want it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.02,0:00:26.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think I've eaten about three bowls\Nof soup in my life,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.72,0:00:27.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Honestly,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.70,0:00:31.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And all of those times, I've been forced\Nin some kind of social pressure situation
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.63,0:00:33.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where I'm sat at a table and they're like\N"Oh, I've made you some soup!"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.96,0:00:36.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I'm like {\i1}(pained soup noises){\i0}\N"Mmm, blended food"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.73,0:00:38.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So today, I'm gonna try some,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.79,0:00:40.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And see if I can get over this
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.18,0:00:42.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Cause it's holding me back in life.\NI want to enjoy it!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.28,0:00:47.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want to be like, "Mm, yes Timothy, pass\Nme the extra Minestrone." But no, I'm not.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.54,0:00:50.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Before I forget, we've still got some\NDan & Phil & Cats Calenders in stock,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.39,0:00:52.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So if you wanna grab one before the new\Nyear starts, you can.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.90,0:00:54.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Also our shop is powered by Shopify.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.88,0:00:57.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Which is sponsoring this video,\Nthank you very much.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.38,0:00:58.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,More on that later.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.31,0:01:00.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've got a little weasel behind the camera
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.31,0:01:00.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: (gremlin voice) What up?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.99,0:01:03.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: (laughs) Here he is,\NAgent of chaos.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.15,0:01:06.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Today I'm gonna be the dealer of liquids\NP: Oh, God.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.32,0:01:08.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: I'm gonna get this microwussy waving
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.34,0:01:10.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: As usual, I don't know what I'm gonna\Nbe trying.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.48,0:01:12.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: I love soup. I do not understand you.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.96,0:01:15.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When you are cold, there is nothing that\Nwill warm your heart
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.82,0:01:17.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like a hearty bowl of souP.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.59,0:01:21.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have procured for you a selection,\Na spectrum of soup.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.71,0:01:22.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: Are some of them gay?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.87,0:01:26.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: I wanna get you in on the ground floor,\NI wanna get you to acknowledge
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.30,0:01:28.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that there is something to soup.\NP: Fine, okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.49,0:01:32.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: And then I'm gonna tease you on an\Ninsidious journey of learning and growth
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.15,0:01:35.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Until you're just absolutely gagging to\Nguzzle that goop right at the end.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.63,0:01:37.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: (laughs) Oh my god.\ND: Now Phil, what people liked
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.38,0:01:39.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about your cheese video is that you went\Ninto it with an open mind.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.96,0:01:42.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: My mind is open!\ND: You wanted your life to be less
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.86,0:01:44.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,impacted by the cheese hate.\NP: Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.60,0:01:47.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: So you have to go into this wanting\Nsoup to be a part of your life.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.08,0:01:50.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: I'm gonna imagine the soup is the gay\Nbar, and I'm recently out of the closet.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.57,0:01:53.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna go in there with my open...\ND: Oh-kay.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.88,0:01:56.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: Maybe by the end of it, I'll be pouring\Nsoup all over my...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.35,0:01:57.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Okay, and then I'm out.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.80,0:02:00.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: And before anyone says, 'why am I not\Ngiving Phil a delicious slice
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.98,0:02:02.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of buttered bread as well'\NP: Yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.50,0:02:04.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: I will say this to you, Phil\Nthe thing with soup, honestly,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.83,0:02:07.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is it's just a vehicle for the bread.\NIt's just spicy bread lube.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.32,0:02:08.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's all that's going on there.\NP: Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.73,0:02:12.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: I don't want this video to just be\Nyou enjoying 10 slices of bread.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.30,0:02:13.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: I'd love that!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.14,0:02:16.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: This is about the soup, so you will NOT\Nget the joy of bread,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.05,0:02:17.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You must focus on the liquid.\NP: Fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.90,0:02:19.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: First up, catch!\NP: Ah! Ow!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.100,0:02:23.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Yeah, sorry, I just threw a full can\Nof soup at you.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.42,0:02:26.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: Soup is hard!\ND: That is not an easy catch item.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.14,0:02:28.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: My chest isn't strong. What is this?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.95,0:02:31.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: We are kicking off with the ultimate\Ngo-to.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.10,0:02:33.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: Aww, no.\ND: You can't have a strong opinion on this
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.51,0:02:34.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: I have a strong opinion.\ND: This is the point -
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.64,0:02:37.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you literally cannot have a strong \Nopinion on this.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.26,0:02:40.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: When anyone is- \ND. Heinz. Tomato. Soup.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.07,0:02:42.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: Wait, it's not tomato soup,\Nit's cream of tomato.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.51,0:02:45.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Cream of tomato.\NP: How do you cream a tomato?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.22,0:02:47.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: I've got some good questions.\NHow'd you get those tomatoes creaming?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.62,0:02:49.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: What are they doing to them?\ND: What're they doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.07,0:02:51.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you like ketchup?\NP: In small quantities
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.82,0:02:52.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Then what the fu-[bark]-ck?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.62,0:02:54.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: I don't want to neck\Na whole glass of of it!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.28,0:02:55.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do I have to shake it first?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.32,0:02:56.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: I don't know,\Nthat might make it explode.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.43,0:02:59.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: Whenever someone cooks this in a house,\NI'm like "{\i1}(ugh noises){\i0} smells delicious!"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.63,0:03:01.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When really, I want to leave.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.03,0:03:02.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Da da da music{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.44,0:03:04.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: I have peeled the can.\NLook at it.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.48,0:03:05.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: Oh! It's so orange.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.53,0:03:07.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Look at that primordial liquid.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.16,0:03:09.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: Oh, it doesn't smell good.\ND: It doesn't smell good?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.74,0:03:13.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: It smells like pure ketchup.\NIt smells like someone's grandma's house.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.59,0:03:16.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have never eaten tomato soup in my life.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.51,0:03:19.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Present it. Look at that.\NThat is the ultimate object. No way!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.28,0:03:20.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: I hate tomatoes and I hate soup.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.40,0:03:22.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: People that are normal\Nare looking at you like
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.60,0:03:23.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Shut the [bark] up and drink the soup!"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.100,0:03:26.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: People out there\Ndon't like other foods, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.04,0:03:28.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look if you don't like broccoli, you're \Nnot gonna want to eat it on camera. Ok.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.76,0:03:32.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Why are you holding the spoon like\Nsomeone that has never held a spoon before?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.39,0:03:35.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: I'm an alien in human skin.\ND: That's obvious.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.08,0:03:36.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: Ah! Okay, oh God.\ND: Come on.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.55,0:03:38.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: I don't like - I don't want it!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.18,0:03:39.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: You gonna blow on it?\N{\i1}(Phil blowing air loudly, laughing){\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.65,0:03:41.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Yeah, do the thing, oh yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.13,0:03:42.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: Count me down.\ND: Shut up! 3,2,1
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.90,0:03:46.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}(Very dramatic music.){\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.93,0:03:48.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: Ew. That is like eating ketchup!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why would anyone want a whole\Nbowl of ketchup?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: {\i1}(cackles){\i0}
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: It's not horrible, okay.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: It is the midness of a tomato. It is \Nliterally the most mid thing in the world.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: With a little bit of cream to make it\Ncreamy,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then a little bit of spice to\Nmake it interesting. Have one more spoon
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Think of it as just the midness of tomato.\NP: I'm dipping something in some fries.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: A little bit of cream -\NP: I'm dipping. Here we go.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Warming spices, cream of tomato.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: No. Nah. Euh.\ND: Really?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: It's too strong! \NIt's like - I don't want,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Who's paying you to have this reaction?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: Where's the spice? There's no spices.\NYou kept saying it's spicy!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: You can smell the spice!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: That's never been near a spice.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: What do you thing a [bark]ing tomato\Ntastes like?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: Horrible.\ND: Agh..
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: The aftertaste isn't so bad. I'm not\Na hater, I'll give it a four.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: And would you say you were drinking it\Nor eating it?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: I was drinking that.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Did your mouth go {\i1}(ASMR mouth noise.){\i0}?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think if you put the soup in your mouth\Nand you do one {\i1}(mouth noise){\i0}, it's eating.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: I think it was a frink.\NI'm not on the soup train yet.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Well good, I'm going to give you\Na reprieve, because now --
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: Do not launch it at my face
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: No. Before we go forward, \Nwe're going to step backwards.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: Alright
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: And in the genre of things that could\Nbe considered soups, (P: Yes)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there are several things that are not\Nreally soup.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The first of which is A Cup of Soup.\NP: Cup of Soup?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D:Notice how even though it's a completely\Ndifferent brand, it is once again -
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: Cream!\ND: Cream!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D&P: Cream of Vegetable\ND: With croutons
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: We've got a carrot, we've got a pea,\Nwe've got a leek,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And there's four croutons.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Are there any ingredients you don't\Nlike here? Come on, man.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: I like all of these things.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Well, Phil you're about to take this\Nto the next level,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cause this one is gonna have {\b1}chunks.{\b0}\NP: Ehww, chunky.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}(Da da da music){\i0}
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Here is your soup\NP: Ooh, powdery
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: All the best things come in suspicious\Nsaches
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: I'm feeling some chunks.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: And Phil, here is your vehicle.\NP: Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What'd happen if I snorted it?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Let's find out. Now we're getting\Nto the real views.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: Ooh, it's not an appealing color.\ND: Why is that nuclear green?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: Here we go -- \ND: Ohhoh, little chunks!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: Ehhm, can't wait for my snack!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It smells like sour cream & onion Pringles\ND: Wait a minute, what?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here is your cream of vegetable soup \Nwith croutons.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: Ohh, that is an unappealing look.\N{\i1}(laughs, scared){\i0}
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: It's so colorful!\NP: Yes.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: And bright\NP: I'm so happy to have this in my life,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've been so cold in those mines\ND: yeah, slurp those chunks
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: Ok, it's not that bad\ND: That was a journey!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was a [bark]ing journey!\NYou are a complex animal, Phil Lester.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: (laughing) Stop!\ND: What is going on? It's a Cup of Soup.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: I'm just scared of it. \NRight, here's the thing-
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Take a gulp!\NP: I did it! I did a gulp.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: No, a huge [bark]ing gulp.\Nyeah, come on, swallow a bit
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: Mm. There's a chunk!\ND: Oh yeah.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: Do I chew?\ND: Yes, you chew the crouton.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't just swallow it like a pill,\Nyou maniac ({\i1}P: laughs{\i0})
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: It's not a punishment, it's bread.\NP: I'm struggling.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The flavor's alright, it's not too bad.\NIt tastes like Pringles.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Right. So -
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: It's more inoffensive and it feels a\Nlittle bit healthier,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ironically for something that came\Nout of a powder (D: Yes)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But you know what I mean. And also the\Nchunks are reminding me it's real food.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Ok, so you like that, do you?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: But having both at the same time,\NI'm like, Am I chewing? Am I swallowing?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a confusing throat sensation.\ND: Mm.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: Overall, {\i1}(mouth noises){\i0}, a six.\NI wouldn't have it again,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: You'd never have it again? On a cold\Nday? If that was there, you'd not think,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'oh I could go for a little Cup of Soup\Nright now?'
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: No, I'd go for a delicious sandwich.\NThat is a solid.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Ughh. {\i1}(soup chomp){\i0}
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, it tastes like leafy water.\NP: {\i1}(laughs){\i0}
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is one of the most uninspiring food\Nobjects I've ever interacted with.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: Now is a great time to stop guzzling\Nand tell you guys all about Shopify -
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Oh, nice excuse. Yeah right.\NP: Who have sponsored this video!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Taking a soup break.\NP: Thanks... babes.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We've had D&P Shop for nearly 10 years-\ND: Disturbing!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: And the whole time, Shopify has helped\Npower it, create different home pages,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Not saying me and Phil both couldn't\Nrun a shop
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: We need all the help we can get
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Shopify is like \N'here you go, have a shop'
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: It really helped us start out when we\Nwere initially a small business.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: To help you visualize it, Phil sat in\Nhis Minecraft pyjamas in bed
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on the Shopify app literally just doing\Nthe whole thing (P: Yes)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and if he can do it, you can do it.\NP: Yes. (D laughs)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, if you have a New Year's Resolution,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You might be thinking, 'oh, I've been\Nknitting these scarfs,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'if only I had a little shop to sell one!'
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: 'I make my own soup'\NP: Yeah
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shopify is so easy to create your own\Nonline shop.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Phil's tinny soupy dreams.\NP: I'm not creating a soup shop!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Cream of Phil\NP: Stop.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: You could do that
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: That's not going to be the next billion\Ndollar idea.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: You, watching this video right now\Ncould start Creamy Chunks of Phil,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then he will sue you.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: We recently completely covered our shop\Nin cats.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: I'm mainly here for the graphic design.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: There's also lots of cool tools to be\Nlike 'who's coming to your shop?'
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Who's buying what? \NWhere do they come from?'
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: They also allowed us to do a version\Nwhere we have 'Legalise' correctly
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and 'LegaliZe' on the American store.\NP: Yes.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Incorrectly\NP: Wrongly
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, if you want to start your\Nentrepreneurial adventure,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you can click the link below to check out \NShopify, and I wish you a prosperous 2024!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And, there's still time!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks, Shopify, for distracting me from\Nwhat I'm about to experience.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Right, back to the soup. No fun for you\NP: Ughh
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Next up, can to the head! Wah-bam!\NP: Ahh
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Psych.\NP: I'm going to die an early grave
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: In our journey of things that are not\Nreally soup, we have {\b1}broth.{\b0}
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: What's a broth?\ND: This ain't a soup
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: Tasty clear broth\ND: Mmm, clear
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: Made with flavorful chicken stock and\Nbrimming with root vegetables
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Brimming
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: We love it in our kitchen, it's a\NFirm Family Favorite!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You have broth if you're sick, don't you?\NOr if you're a witch.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}(slightly witchy){\i0} I made you some broth.\ND: {\i1}(laughs){\i0}
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Does the fact that it's clear fill you\Nwith hope or terror?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: Both.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Peel! That! Can!\N(can pops)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: Ooh, ooh\ND: Oh yeah
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Phil is an alien, evidence compilation\Nepisode 2.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: I just don't want to throw it all over\Nmyself.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: It's not even with a can opener,\Nyou're just peeling the can.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: Oh, it's chunky again.\N(can clinks)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Oh my god you just sprayed me\Nwith broth!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Watch where you're pointing that thing!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: I warned you!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: It doesn't look appealing.\NP: That smells like acrylic paint.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}(Dan sniffs loudly){\i0}\ND: It smells distinctly chalky.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: It's been found in a cave.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's why witches have broth!\NBecause it smells like a witch -
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Witches do not live in caves.\NApologize to your Sapphic audience.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: Sorry. I'm sorry.\NI mean the one in Elden Ring.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}(da da da music){\i0}
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooh, it's quite gloopy.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Oh, it's got a gelatinous aspect to it.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: Mm, gelatinous white liquid.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Guys, if it looks like that, speak to\Na doctor immediately.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: Ha, stop it!\NNow I don't want it at all!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}(dramatic music plays){\i0}
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D: Are you [bark]ing serious?\NBlow. Blow. Blow.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P: {\i1}(laughs){\i0}\ND: Hurry up, I haven't got all day!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm taking time out of my Saturday filming\Nthis for you!