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DAN: What was that chunk?
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PHIL: Stop I don't even know what it was
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D: What is that pink thing?
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P: Soup. I hate it!
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It's my other nemesis aside from cheese.
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If you watched my last cheese video, [br]where I was trying that,
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I feel pretty similar feelings about soup.
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First of all, is it a food or[br]is it a drink?
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What's going on?
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Am I swallowing?[br]Am I chewing?
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Am I gulping?
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Why would you want all these delicious food[br]types to be blended together?
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Like some kind of mummy bird,[br]just sicking it into my mouth.
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I don't want it.
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I think I've eaten about three bowls[br]of soup in my life,
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Honestly,
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And all of those times, I've been forced[br]in some kind of social pressure situation
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where I'm sat at a table and they're like[br]"Oh, I've made you some soup!"
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And I'm like (pained soup noises)[br]"Mmm, blended food"
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So today, I'm gonna try some,
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And see if I can get over this
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'Cause it's holding me back in life.[br]I want to enjoy it!
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I want to be like, "Mm, yes Timothy, pass[br]me the extra Minestrone." But no, I'm not.
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Before I forget, we've still got some[br]Dan & Phil & Cats Calenders in stock,
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Which is sponsoring this video,[br]thank you very much.
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I've got a little weasel behind the camera
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D: (gremlin voice) What up?
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P: (laughs) Here he is,[br]Agent of chaos.
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D: Today I'm gonna be the dealer of liquids[br]P: Oh, God.
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D: I'm gonna get this microwussy waving
0:01:08.339,0:01:10.485
P: As usual, I don't know what I'm gonna[br]be trying.
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D: I love soup. I do not understand you.
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When you are cold, there is nothing that[br]will warm your heart
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like a hearty bowl of souP.
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I have procured for you a selection,[br]a spectrum of soup.
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P: Are some of them gay?
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D: I wanna get you in on the ground floor,[br]I wanna get you to acknowledge
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that there is something to soup.[br]P: Fine, okay.
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D: And then I'm gonna tease you on an[br]insidious journey of learning and growth
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Until you're just absolutely gagging to[br]guzzle that goop right at the end.
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P: (laughs) Oh my god.[br]D: Now Phil, what people liked
0:01:37.377,0:01:39.961
about your cheese video is that you went[br]into it with an open mind.
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P: My mind is open![br]D: You wanted your life to be less
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impacted by the cheese hate.[br]P: Yes.
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D: So you have to go into this wanting[br]soup to be a part of your life.
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P: I'm gonna imagine the soup is the gay[br]bar, and I'm recently out of the closet.
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I'm gonna go in there with my open...[br]D: Oh-kay.
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P: Maybe by the end of it, I'll be pouring[br]soup all over my...
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D: Okay, and then I'm out.
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D: And before anyone says, 'why am I not[br]giving Phil a delicious slice
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of buttered bread as well'[br]P: Yes!
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D: I will say this to you, Phil[br]the thing with soup, honestly,
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Is it's just a vehicle for the bread.[br]It's just spicy bread lube.
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That's all that's going on there.[br]P: Yeah.
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D: I don't want this video to just be[br]you enjoying 10 slices of bread.
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P: I'd love that!
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D: This is about the soup, so you will NOT[br]get the joy of bread,
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You must focus on the liquid.[br]P: Fine.
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D: First up, catch![br]P: Ah! Ow!
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D: Yeah, sorry, I just threw a full can[br]of soup at you.
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P: Soup is hard![br]D: That is not an easy catch item.
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P: My chest isn't strong. What is this?
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D: We are kicking off with the ultimate[br]go-to.
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P: Aww, no.[br]D: You can't have a strong opinion on this
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P: I have a strong opinion.[br]D: This is the point -
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you literally cannot have a strong [br]opinion on this.
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P: When anyone is- [br]D. Heinz. Tomato. Soup.
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P: Wait, it's not tomato soup,[br]it's cream of tomato.
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D: Cream of tomato.[br]P: How do you cream a tomato?
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D: I've got some good questions.[br]How'd you get those tomatoes creaming?
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P: What are they doing to them?[br]D: What're they doing?
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Do you like ketchup?[br]P: In small quantities
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D: Then what the fu-[bark]-ck?
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P: I don't want to neck[br]a whole glass of of it!
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Do I have to shake it first?
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D: I don't know,[br]that might make it explode.
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P: Whenever someone cooks this in a house,[br]I'm like "(ugh noises) smells delicious!"
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When really, I want to leave.
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Da da da music
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D: I have peeled the can.[br]Look at it.
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P: Oh! It's so orange.
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D: Look at that primordial liquid.
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P: Oh, it doesn't smell good.[br]D: It doesn't smell good?
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P: It smells like pure ketchup.[br]It smells like someone's grandma's house.
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I have never eaten tomato soup in my life.
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D: Present it. Look at that.[br]That is the ultimate object. No way!
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P: I hate tomatoes and I hate soup.
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D: People that are normal[br]are looking at you like
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"Shut the [bark] up and drink the soup!"
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P: People out there[br]don't like other foods, right?
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Look if you don't like broccoli, you're [br]not gonna want to eat it on camera. Ok.
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D: Why are you holding the spoon like[br]someone that has never held a spoon before?
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P: I'm an alien in human skin.[br]D: That's obvious.
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P: Ah! Okay, oh God.[br]D: Come on.
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P: I don't like - I don't want it!
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D: You gonna blow on it?[br](Phil blowing air loudly, laughing)
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D: Yeah, do the thing, oh yeah.
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P: Count me down.[br]D: Shut up! 3,2,1
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(Very dramatic music.)
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P: Ew. That is like eating ketchup!
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Why would anyone want a whole[br]bowl of ketchup?
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
D: (cackles)
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
P: It's not horrible, okay.
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
D: It is the midness of a tomato. It is [br]literally the most mid thing in the world.
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
P: Yeah.
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
D: With a little bit of cream to make it[br]creamy,
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
and then a little bit of spice to[br]make it interesting. Have one more spoon
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Think of it as just the midness of tomato.[br]P: I'm dipping something in some fries.
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
D: A little bit of cream -[br]P: I'm dipping. Here we go.
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
D: Warming spices, cream of tomato.
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
P: No. Nah. Euh.[br]D: Really?
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
P: It's too strong! [br]It's like - I don't want,
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
D: Who's paying you to have this reaction?
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
P: Where's the spice? There's no spices.[br]You kept saying it's spicy!
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
D: You can smell the spice!
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
P: That's never been near a spice.
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
D: What do you thing a [bark]ing tomato[br]tastes like?
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
P: Horrible.[br]D: Agh..
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
P: The aftertaste isn't so bad. I'm not[br]a hater, I'll give it a four.
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
D: And would you say you were drinking it[br]or eating it?
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
P: I was drinking that.
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
D: Did your mouth go (ASMR mouth noise.)?
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I think if you put the soup in your mouth[br]and you do one (mouth noise), it's eating.
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
P: I think it was a frink.[br]I'm not on the soup train yet.
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
D: Well good, I'm going to give you[br]a reprieve, because now --
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
P: Do not launch it at my face
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
D: No. Before we go forward, [br]we're going to step backwards.
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
P: Alright
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
D: And in the genre of things that could[br]be considered soups, (P: Yes)
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
there are several things that are not[br]really soup.
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
The first of which is A Cup of Soup.[br]P: Cup of Soup?
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
D:Notice how even though it's a completely[br]different brand, it is once again -
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
P: Cream![br]D: Cream!
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
D&P: Cream of Vegetable[br]D: With croutons
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
P: We've got a carrot, we've got a pea,[br]we've got a leek,
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
And there's four croutons.
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
D: Are there any ingredients you don't[br]like here? Come on, man.
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
P: I like all of these things.
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
D: Well, Phil you're about to take this[br]to the next level,
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Cause this one is gonna have chunks.[br]P: Ehww, chunky.
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(Da da da music)
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
D: Here is your soup[br]P: Ooh, powdery
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
D: All the best things come in suspicious[br]saches
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
P: I'm feeling some chunks.
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
D: And Phil, here is your vehicle.[br]P: Thank you.
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
What'd happen if I snorted it?
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
D: Let's find out. Now we're getting[br]to the real views.
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
P: Ooh, it's not an appealing color.[br]D: Why is that nuclear green?
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
P: Here we go -- [br]D: Ohhoh, little chunks!
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
P: Ehhm, can't wait for my snack!
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
It smells like sour cream & onion Pringles[br]D: Wait a minute, what?
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Here is your cream of vegetable soup [br]with croutons.
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
P: Ohh, that is an unappealing look.[br](laughs, scared)
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
D: It's so colorful![br]P: Yes.
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
D: And bright[br]P: I'm so happy to have this in my life,
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I've been so cold in those mines[br]D: yeah, slurp those chunks
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
P: Ok, it's not that bad[br]D: That was a journey!
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
That was a [bark]ing journey![br]You are a complex animal, Phil Lester.
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
P: (laughing) Stop![br]D: What is going on? It's a Cup of Soup.
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
P: I'm just scared of it. [br]Right, here's the thing-
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
D: Take a gulp![br]P: I did it! I did a gulp.
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
D: No, a huge [bark]ing gulp.[br]yeah, come on, swallow a bit
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
P: Mm. There's a chunk![br]D: Oh yeah.
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
P: Do I chew?[br]D: Yes, you chew the crouton.
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
You don't just swallow it like a pill,[br]you maniac (P: laughs)
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
D: It's not a punishment, it's bread.[br]P: I'm struggling.
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
The flavor's alright, it's not too bad.[br]It tastes like Pringles.
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
D: Right. So -
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
P: It's more inoffensive and it feels a[br]little bit healthier,
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
ironically for something that came[br]out of a powder (D: Yes)
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
But you know what I mean. And also the[br]chunks are reminding me it's real food.
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
D: Ok, so you like that, do you?
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
P: But having both at the same time,[br]I'm like, Am I chewing? Am I swallowing?
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
It's a confusing throat sensation.[br]D: Mm.
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
P: Overall, (mouth noises), a six.[br]I wouldn't have it again,
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
D: You'd never have it again? On a cold[br]day? If that was there, you'd not think,
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
'oh I could go for a little Cup of Soup[br]right now?'
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
P: No, I'd go for a delicious sandwich.[br]That is a solid.
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
D: Ughh. (soup chomp)
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
I mean, it tastes like leafy water.[br]P: (laughs)
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
That is one of the most uninspiring food[br]objects I've ever interacted with.
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
P: Now is a great time to stop guzzling[br]and tell you guys all about Shopify -
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
D: Oh, nice excuse. Yeah right.[br]P: Who have sponsored this video!
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
D: Taking a soup break.[br]P: Thanks... babes.
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
We've had D&P Shop for nearly 10 years-[br]D: Disturbing!
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
P: And the whole time, Shopify has helped[br]power it, create different home pages,
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
D: Not saying me and Phil both couldn't[br]run a shop
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
P: We need all the help we can get
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
D: Shopify is like [br]'here you go, have a shop'
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
P: It really helped us start out when we[br]were initially a small business.
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
D: To help you visualize it, Phil sat in[br]his Minecraft pyjamas in bed
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
on the Shopify app literally just doing[br]the whole thing (P: Yes)
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
and if he can do it, you can do it.[br]P: Yes. (D laughs)
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
So, if you have a New Year's Resolution,
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
You might be thinking, 'oh, I've been[br]knitting these scarfs,
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
'if only I had a little shop to sell one!'
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
D: 'I make my own soup'[br]P: Yeah
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Shopify is so easy to create your own[br]online shop.
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
D: Phil's tinny soupy dreams.[br]P: I'm not creating a soup shop!
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
D: Cream of Phil[br]P: Stop.
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
D: You could do that
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
P: That's not going to be the next billion[br]dollar idea.
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
D: You, watching this video right now[br]could start Creamy Chunks of Phil,
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
and then he will sue you.
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
P: We recently completely covered our shop[br]in cats.
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
D: I'm mainly here for the graphic design.
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
P: There's also lots of cool tools to be[br]like 'who's coming to your shop?'
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
'Who's buying what? [br]Where do they come from?'
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
D: They also allowed us to do a version[br]where we have 'Legalise' correctly
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
and 'LegaliZe' on the American store.[br]P: Yes.
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
D: Incorrectly[br]P: Wrongly
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
So, if you want to start your[br]entrepreneurial adventure,
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
you can click the link below to check out [br]Shopify, and I wish you a prosperous 2024!
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
And, there's still time!
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
Thanks, Shopify, for distracting me from[br]what I'm about to experience.
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
D: Right, back to the soup. No fun for you[br]P: Ughh
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
D: Next up, can to the head! Wah-bam![br]P: Ahh
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
D: Psych.[br]P: I'm going to die an early grave
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
D: In our journey of things that are not[br]really soup, we have broth.
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
P: What's a broth?[br]D: This ain't a soup
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
P: Tasty clear broth[br]D: Mmm, clear
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
P: Made with flavorful chicken stock and[br]brimming with root vegetables
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
D: Brimming
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
P: We love it in our kitchen, it's a[br]Firm Family Favorite!
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
You have broth if you're sick, don't you?[br]Or if you're a witch.
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
(slightly witchy) I made you some broth.[br]D: (laughs)
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
D: Does the fact that it's clear fill you[br]with hope or terror?
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
P: Both.
9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000
D: Peel! That! Can
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P: Ooh, ooh[br]D: Oh yeah
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D: Phil is an alien, evidence compilation[br]episode 2.
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P: I just don't want to throw it all over[br]myself.
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D: It's not even with a can opener,[br]you're just peeling the can.
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P: Oh, it's chunky again.[br](can clinks)
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D: Oh my god you just sprayed me[br]with broth!
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Watch where you're pointing that thing!
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P: I warned you!
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D: It doesn't look appealing.[br]P: That smells like acrylic paint.
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(Dan sniffs loudly)[br]D: It smells distinctly chalky.
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P: It's been found in a cave.
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That's why witches have broth![br]Because it smells like a witch -
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D: Witches do not live in caves.[br]Apologize to your Sapphic audience.
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P: Sorry. I'm sorry.[br]I mean the one in Elden Ring.
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(da da da music)
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Ooh, it's quite gloopy.
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D: Oh, it's got a gelatinous aspect to it.
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P: Mm, gelatinous white liquid.
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D: Guys, if it looks like that, speak to[br]a doctor immediately.
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P: Ha, stop it![br]Now I don't want it at all!
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(dramatic music plays)
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D: Are you [bark]ing serious?[br]Blow. Blow. Blow.
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P: (laughs)[br]D: Hurry up, I haven't got all day!
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I'm taking time out of my Saturday filming[br]this for you!