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DAN: What was that chunk?

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PHIL: Stop I don't even know what that was

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D: What is that pink thing?

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P: Soup. I hate it!

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It's my other nemesis aside from cheese.

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If you watched my last cheese video, 
where I was trying that,

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I feel pretty similar feelings about soup.

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First of all, is it a food or
is it a drink?

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What's going on?

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Am I swallowing?
Am I chewing?

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Am I gulping?

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Why would you want all these delicious food
types to be blended together?

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Like some kind of mummy bird,
just sicking it into my mouth.

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I don't want it.

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I think I've eaten about three bowls
of soup in my life,

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Honestly,

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And all of those times, I've been forced
in some kind of social pressure situation

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where I'm sat at a table and they're like
"Oh, I've made you some soup!"

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And I'm like <i>(pained soup noises)</i>