0:00:00.786,0:00:03.543 There's this fact that I love[br]that I read somewhere once -- 0:00:03.543,0:00:06.274 that one of the things that's contributed 0:00:06.274,0:00:09.784 to homo sapiens' success as a species 0:00:09.784,0:00:11.799 is our lack of body hair. 0:00:11.799,0:00:13.318 That our hairlessness, 0:00:13.318,0:00:16.714 our nakedness combined[br]with our invention of clothing 0:00:16.714,0:00:19.940 gives us the ability to modulate[br]our body temperature 0:00:19.940,0:00:23.536 and thus be able to survive[br]in any climate we choose. 0:00:24.019,0:00:27.543 And now we've evolved to the point[br]where we can't survive without clothing. 0:00:27.543,0:00:29.096 And it's more than just utility, 0:00:29.096,0:00:30.381 now it's a communication. 0:00:30.381,0:00:33.322 Everything that we choose[br]to put on is a narrative, 0:00:33.322,0:00:35.366 a story about where we've been, 0:00:35.366,0:00:36.881 what we're doing ... 0:00:36.881,0:00:38.739 who we want to be. 0:00:39.239,0:00:40.979 I was a lonely kid. 0:00:40.979,0:00:43.982 I didn't have an easy time[br]finding friends to play with 0:00:43.982,0:00:46.582 and I ended up making[br]a lot of my own play. 0:00:46.582,0:00:48.583 I made a lot of my own toys. 0:00:49.212,0:00:51.034 And it began with ice cream. 0:00:51.034,0:00:54.039 There was a Baskin-Robbins in my hometown, 0:00:54.039,0:00:56.352 and they served ice cream[br]from behind the counter 0:00:56.352,0:00:58.982 in these giant, five-gallon,[br]cardboard tubs. 0:00:58.982,0:01:00.034 And someone told me -- 0:01:00.034,0:01:01.182 I was eight years old -- 0:01:01.182,0:01:03.802 someone told me that when[br]they were done with those tubs 0:01:03.802,0:01:06.228 they washed them out[br]and they kept them in the back, 0:01:06.228,0:01:08.202 and if you asked they would give you one. 0:01:08.202,0:01:11.103 It took me a couple of weeks[br]to work up the courage but I did, 0:01:11.103,0:01:12.099 and they did. 0:01:12.099,0:01:13.100 They gave me one. 0:01:13.100,0:01:15.243 I went home with this[br]beautiful cardboard tub. 0:01:15.243,0:01:18.742 And I was trying to figure out what[br]I could do with this exotic material-- 0:01:18.742,0:01:20.168 metal ring, top and bottom -- 0:01:20.168,0:01:22.822 and I started turning it over[br]in my head and I realized, 0:01:22.822,0:01:23.824 "Wait a minute, 0:01:23.824,0:01:25.910 my head actually fits inside this thing--" 0:01:25.910,0:01:27.220 (Laughter) 0:01:27.220,0:01:28.936 Yeah, I cut a hole out, 0:01:28.936,0:01:30.478 I put some acetate in there 0:01:30.478,0:01:32.386 and I made myself a space helmet. 0:01:32.386,0:01:33.391 (Laughter) 0:01:33.391,0:01:36.374 I needed a place to wear the space helmet, 0:01:36.374,0:01:39.004 so I found a refrigerator box[br]a couple blocks from home. 0:01:39.004,0:01:40.328 I pushed it home, 0:01:40.328,0:01:43.219 and in my parent's guest room closet, 0:01:43.219,0:01:45.535 I turned it into a spaceship. 0:01:45.535,0:01:47.774 I started with a control panel[br]out of cardboard. 0:01:47.774,0:01:49.619 I cut a hole for a radar screen 0:01:49.619,0:01:51.842 and put a flashlight[br]underneath it to light it. 0:01:51.842,0:01:55.047 I put a view screen up which I offset[br]off the back wall -- 0:01:55.047,0:01:57.682 and this is where I thought[br]I was being really clever -- 0:01:57.682,0:01:58.678 without permission, 0:01:58.678,0:02:00.733 I painted the back wall[br]of the closet black 0:02:00.733,0:02:02.068 and put a star field 0:02:02.068,0:02:06.598 which I lit up with some Christmas[br]lights I found in the attic, 0:02:06.598,0:02:08.769 and I went on some space missions. 0:02:09.413,0:02:10.444 A couple years later, 0:02:10.444,0:02:12.045 the movie "Jaws" came out. 0:02:12.045,0:02:13.709 And I was way too young to see it, 0:02:13.709,0:02:17.381 but I was caught up in "Jaws" fever like[br]everyone else in America at the time. 0:02:17.822,0:02:21.369 And there was a store in my town[br]that had a "Jaws" costume in their window, 0:02:21.369,0:02:23.849 and my mom must have overheard[br]me talking to someone 0:02:23.849,0:02:25.899 about how awesome[br]I thought this costume was 0:02:25.899,0:02:27.775 because a couple days before Halloween, 0:02:27.775,0:02:32.334 she blew my freaking mind[br]by giving me this "Jaws" costume. 0:02:32.601,0:02:35.024 Now, I recognize it's a bit of a trope 0:02:35.024,0:02:36.920 for people of a certain age to complain 0:02:36.920,0:02:40.625 that kids these days have no idea[br]how good they have it, 0:02:40.625,0:02:42.693 but let me just show you a random sampling 0:02:42.693,0:02:46.414 of entry-level kid's costumes[br]you can buy online right now ... 0:02:46.414,0:02:50.259 and this is the "Jaws" costume[br]my mom bought for me. 0:02:50.259,0:02:51.264 (Laughter) 0:02:52.941,0:02:56.144 This is a paper-thin shark face 0:02:56.144,0:02:59.803 and a vinyl bib with the poster[br]of "Jaws" on it. 0:02:59.803,0:03:00.798 (Laughter) 0:03:00.798,0:03:02.436 And I loved it. 0:03:02.872,0:03:04.113 A couple years later, 0:03:04.113,0:03:06.803 my dad took me to a film[br]called "Excalibur." 0:03:06.803,0:03:08.868 I actually got him to take me to it twice, 0:03:08.868,0:03:09.998 which is no small thing 0:03:09.998,0:03:13.182 because it is a hard, R-rated film. 0:03:13.182,0:03:15.296 But it wasn't the blood[br]and guts or the boobs 0:03:15.296,0:03:17.222 that made me want to go see it again -- 0:03:17.222,0:03:18.391 they helped -- 0:03:18.391,0:03:19.394 (Laughter) 0:03:19.403,0:03:20.796 It was the armor. 0:03:20.796,0:03:24.724 The armor in "Excalibur" was[br]intoxicatingly beautiful to me. 0:03:24.724,0:03:29.448 These were literally knights[br]in shining, mirror-polished armor. 0:03:29.448,0:03:30.454 And moreover, 0:03:30.454,0:03:33.612 the knights in "Excalibur" wear[br]their armor everywhere. 0:03:33.612,0:03:34.611 All the time. 0:03:34.611,0:03:35.794 They wear it at dinner, 0:03:35.794,0:03:37.401 they wear it to bed. 0:03:37.401,0:03:38.395 (Laughter) 0:03:38.395,0:03:40.240 I was like, "Are they reading my mind? 0:03:40.240,0:03:42.876 I want to wear armor all the time!" 0:03:43.645,0:03:46.027 And so I went back[br]to my favorite material-- 0:03:46.027,0:03:47.599 the gateway drug for making: 0:03:47.599,0:03:49.042 corrugated cardboard. 0:03:49.042,0:03:52.138 And I made myself a suit of armor, 0:03:52.138,0:03:55.321 replete with the neck shields[br]and a white horse. 0:03:55.321,0:03:56.626 Now that I've over-sold it, 0:03:56.626,0:03:58.651 here's a picture of the armor that I made. 0:03:58.651,0:04:00.020 (Laughter) 0:04:00.020,0:04:01.825 (Applause) 0:04:04.967,0:04:07.550 Now this is only the first[br]suit of armor I made 0:04:07.550,0:04:09.017 inspired by "Excalibur." 0:04:09.017,0:04:10.293 A couple of years later, 0:04:10.293,0:04:14.185 I convinced my dad to embark[br]on making me a proper suit of armor. 0:04:14.642,0:04:16.049 Over about a month, 0:04:16.049,0:04:20.105 he graduated me from cardboard[br]to roofing aluminum called flashing 0:04:20.105,0:04:23.084 and still, one of my all time favorite[br]attachement materials, 0:04:23.084,0:04:24.343 POP rivets. 0:04:24.343,0:04:26.039 We carefully over that month, 0:04:26.039,0:04:28.636 constructed an articulated suit[br]of aluminum armor 0:04:28.636,0:04:29.797 with compound curves. 0:04:29.797,0:04:32.857 We drilled holes in the helmet[br]so that I could breathe 0:04:32.857,0:04:35.734 and I finished just in time[br]for Halloween and wore it school. 0:04:35.734,0:04:39.422 Now this is the one thing in this talk[br]that I don't have a slide to show you, 0:04:39.422,0:04:41.938 because no photo exists of this armor. 0:04:41.938,0:04:43.238 I did wear it to school, 0:04:43.238,0:04:45.792 there was a yearbook photographer[br]patrolling the halls 0:04:45.792,0:04:46.884 but he never found me 0:04:46.884,0:04:48.925 for reasons that are[br]about to become clear. 0:04:49.352,0:04:51.453 There were things I didn't anticipate 0:04:51.453,0:04:55.824 about wearing a complete suit[br]of aluminum armor to school. 0:04:56.450,0:04:59.182 In third period math I was standing[br]in the back of class, 0:04:59.182,0:05:00.961 and I'm standing in the back of class 0:05:00.961,0:05:03.187 because the armor did not[br]allow me to sit down. 0:05:03.187,0:05:04.434 (Laughter) 0:05:04.434,0:05:06.884 This is the first thing[br]I didn't anticipate. 0:05:07.447,0:05:09.985 And then my teacher looks at me[br]sort of concerned 0:05:09.985,0:05:11.531 about halfway through the class 0:05:11.531,0:05:13.062 and says, "Are you feeling OK?" 0:05:13.062,0:05:14.728 And I'm thinking, "Are you kidding? 0:05:14.728,0:05:15.727 Am I feeling OK? 0:05:15.727,0:05:17.072 I'm wearing a suit of armor! 0:05:17.072,0:05:18.524 I am having the time of my --" 0:05:18.524,0:05:20.893 And I'm just about to tell her[br]how great I feel 0:05:20.893,0:05:23.484 when the classroom[br]starts to list to the left 0:05:23.484,0:05:26.224 and disappear down this long tunnel, 0:05:26.224,0:05:29.684 and then I woke up in the nurse's office. 0:05:30.728,0:05:34.566 I had passed out from heat[br]exhaustion wearing the armor. 0:05:34.809,0:05:35.807 And when I woke up, 0:05:35.807,0:05:38.931 I wasn't embarrassed about having[br]passed out in front of my class, 0:05:38.931,0:05:39.925 I was wondering, 0:05:39.925,0:05:42.025 "Who took my armor? Where's my armor?" 0:05:42.025,0:05:44.003 OK, fast-forward a whole bunch of years, 0:05:44.003,0:05:45.902 some colleagues and I get hired 0:05:45.902,0:05:48.634 to make a show for Discovery Channel[br]called "Mythbusters." 0:05:48.634,0:05:49.634 And over 14 years, 0:05:49.634,0:05:53.053 I learn on the job how to build[br]experimental methodologies 0:05:53.053,0:05:55.769 and how to tell stories[br]about them for television. 0:05:56.042,0:05:57.768 I also learn early on 0:05:57.768,0:06:00.650 that costuming can play a key[br]role in this storytelling. 0:06:00.650,0:06:04.838 I use costumes to add[br]humor, comedy, color 0:06:04.838,0:06:08.237 and narrative clarity to the stories[br]that we're telling. 0:06:08.237,0:06:11.019 And then we do an episode[br]called "Dumpster Diving," 0:06:11.019,0:06:13.230 and I learn a little bit more 0:06:13.230,0:06:16.535 about the deeper implications[br]of what costuming means to me. 0:06:16.535,0:06:18.017 The episode "Dumpster Diving"-- 0:06:18.017,0:06:19.997 the question we were trying to answer is: 0:06:19.997,0:06:24.047 is jumping into a dumpster as safe[br]as the movies would lead you to believe? 0:06:24.047,0:06:25.049 (Laughter) 0:06:25.655,0:06:28.395 So the episode was going to have[br]two distinct parts to it. 0:06:28.395,0:06:31.426 One was where we get trained[br]to jump off buildings by a stuntman 0:06:31.426,0:06:33.007 into an air bag. 0:06:33.007,0:06:35.511 And the second was the graduation[br]to the experiment: 0:06:35.511,0:06:38.430 we'd fill a dumpster full of material[br]and we'd jump into it. 0:06:38.430,0:06:40.712 I wanted to visually separate[br]these two elements, 0:06:40.712,0:06:43.566 and I thought, "Well, for the first[br]part we're training, 0:06:43.566,0:06:45.197 so we should wear sweatsuits -- 0:06:45.197,0:06:48.969 Oh! Let's put 'Stunt Trainee'[br]on the back of the sweatsuits, 0:06:48.969,0:06:50.538 that's for the training." 0:06:50.538,0:06:53.819 But for the second part I wanted[br]something really visually striking -- 0:06:53.819,0:06:56.678 "I know! I'll dress as Neo[br]from 'The Matrix.'" 0:06:56.678,0:06:57.680 (Laughter) 0:06:57.680,0:06:58.979 So I went to Haight Street. 0:06:58.979,0:07:01.385 I bought some beautiful[br]knee-high, buckle boots. 0:07:01.385,0:07:03.850 I found a long flowing coat on eBay. 0:07:03.850,0:07:04.890 I got some sunglasses 0:07:04.890,0:07:07.317 which I had to wear contact[br]lenses in order to wear. 0:07:07.317,0:07:09.216 The day of the experiment[br]shoot comes up 0:07:09.216,0:07:11.167 and I step out of my car in this costume 0:07:11.167,0:07:14.245 and my crew takes a look at me ... 0:07:14.245,0:07:17.029 and start suppressing[br]their church giggles. 0:07:17.029,0:07:18.027 They're like, 0:07:18.027,0:07:20.214 (Laugh sound) 0:07:20.214,0:07:22.668 And I feel two distinct[br]things at this moment. 0:07:22.668,0:07:27.134 I feel total embarrassment over the fact[br]that it's so nakedly clear to my crew 0:07:27.134,0:07:29.971 that I'm completely[br]into wearing this costume. 0:07:29.971,0:07:30.968 (Laughter) 0:07:31.511,0:07:34.754 But the producer in my mind reminds myself 0:07:34.754,0:07:37.204 that in the high-speed shot in slow-mo 0:07:37.204,0:07:40.320 that flowing coat is going to look[br]beautiful behind me. 0:07:40.320,0:07:41.322 (Laughter) 0:07:42.091,0:07:44.030 Five years into [the] "Mythbusters" run, 0:07:44.030,0:07:46.886 we got invited to appear[br]at San Diego Comic-Con. 0:07:46.886,0:07:50.136 I'd known about Comic-Con for years[br]and never had time to go. 0:07:50.136,0:07:51.327 This was the big leagues. 0:07:51.327,0:07:53.793 This was costuming mecca. 0:07:53.793,0:07:55.856 People fly in from all over the world 0:07:55.856,0:07:59.061 to show their amazing creations[br]on the floor in San Diego. 0:07:59.061,0:08:00.609 And I wanted to participate. 0:08:00.609,0:08:03.694 I decided that I would put together[br]an elaborate costume 0:08:03.694,0:08:05.151 that covered me completely 0:08:05.151,0:08:08.750 and I would walk the floor[br]of San Diego Comic-Con anonymously. 0:08:08.750,0:08:10.043 The costume I chose? 0:08:10.043,0:08:11.183 Hellboy. 0:08:11.576,0:08:12.667 That's not my costume, 0:08:12.667,0:08:13.840 that's actually Hellboy. 0:08:13.840,0:08:14.844 (Laughter) 0:08:15.208,0:08:18.933 But I spent months assembling the most[br]screen-accurate Hellboy costume I could, 0:08:18.933,0:08:20.235 from the boots to the belt, 0:08:20.235,0:08:21.238 to the pants 0:08:21.238,0:08:22.559 to the right hand of doom. 0:08:22.559,0:08:25.814 I found a guy who made a prosthetic[br]Hellboy head and chest 0:08:25.814,0:08:27.282 and I put them on. 0:08:27.282,0:08:30.977 I even had contact lenses made[br]in my prescription. 0:08:30.977,0:08:33.235 I wore it onto the floor at Comic-Con 0:08:33.235,0:08:37.974 and I can't even tell you how[br]balls hot it was in that costume. 0:08:37.974,0:08:38.969 (Laughter) 0:08:38.969,0:08:39.966 Sweating -- 0:08:39.966,0:08:41.434 I should've remembered this -- 0:08:41.434,0:08:42.444 I'm sweating buckets 0:08:42.444,0:08:44.158 and the contact lenses hurt my eyes, 0:08:44.158,0:08:47.728 and none of it matters[br]because I'm totally in love. 0:08:47.728,0:08:48.730 (Laughter) 0:08:49.199,0:08:52.741 Not just with the process of putting[br]on this costume and walking the floor, 0:08:52.741,0:08:55.813 but also with the community[br]of other costumers. 0:08:56.377,0:08:58.317 It's not called costuming at Cons, 0:08:58.317,0:09:00.256 it's called "Cosplay". 0:09:00.256,0:09:01.757 Ostensibly, Cosplay means 0:09:01.757,0:09:05.225 people who dress up as their favorite[br]characters from film and television, 0:09:05.225,0:09:06.329 and especially anime, 0:09:06.329,0:09:09.317 but it is so much more than that. 0:09:09.317,0:09:12.363 These aren't just people who find[br]a costume and put it on. 0:09:12.363,0:09:13.783 They mash them up. 0:09:13.783,0:09:15.266 They bend them to their will. 0:09:15.266,0:09:19.081 They change them to be the characters[br]they want to be in those productions. 0:09:19.081,0:09:21.020 They're super clever and genius. 0:09:21.020,0:09:23.845 They let their freak flag fly[br]and it's beautiful. 0:09:23.845,0:09:24.848 (Laughter) 0:09:24.848,0:09:25.846 But more than that, 0:09:25.846,0:09:27.713 they rehearse their costumes. 0:09:27.713,0:09:29.153 At Comic-Con or any other Con, 0:09:29.153,0:09:31.674 you don't just take pictures[br]of people walking around. 0:09:31.674,0:09:32.966 You actually go up and say, 0:09:32.966,0:09:35.398 "Hey I like your costume,[br]can I take your picture?" 0:09:35.398,0:09:37.948 And then you give them time[br]to get into their pose. 0:09:37.948,0:09:40.016 They've worked hard on their pose 0:09:40.016,0:09:42.507 to make their costume look[br]great for your camera. 0:09:42.507,0:09:45.361 And it's so beautiful to watch. 0:09:45.361,0:09:46.815 And I take this to heart. 0:09:46.815,0:09:48.344 And at subsequent Cons, 0:09:48.344,0:09:52.760 I learn Heath Ledger's shambling[br]walk as the Joker from "The Dark Knight." 0:09:52.760,0:09:55.833 I learn how to be a scary Ringwraith[br]from "Lord of the Rings," 0:09:55.833,0:09:57.811 and I actually frighten some children. 0:09:57.811,0:09:59.734 I learn that "herr herr herr"-- 0:09:59.734,0:10:02.162 that head laugh that Chewbacca does. 0:10:02.800,0:10:05.719 And then I dressed up as[br]No-Face from "Spirited Away." 0:10:05.719,0:10:09.193 If you don't know about "Spirited Away"[br]and its director, Mayao Miyazaki, 0:10:09.193,0:10:10.776 first of all, you're welcome. 0:10:10.776,0:10:11.779 (Laughter) 0:10:12.359,0:10:13.860 This is a masterpiece 0:10:13.860,0:10:16.004 and one of my all-time favorite films. 0:10:16.004,0:10:20.150 It's about a young girl named Chihiro[br]who gets lost in the spirit world 0:10:20.150,0:10:22.506 in an abandoned Japanese theme park. 0:10:22.506,0:10:24.425 And she finds her way back out again 0:10:24.425,0:10:26.664 with the help of a couple[br]of friends she makes. 0:10:26.664,0:10:30.590 A captured dragon named Haku[br]and a lonely demon named No-Face. 0:10:30.590,0:10:33.582 No-Face is lonely and he[br]wants to make friends, 0:10:33.582,0:10:36.684 and he thinks that the way to do it[br]is by luring them to him 0:10:36.684,0:10:38.722 and producing gold in his hand. 0:10:38.722,0:10:40.496 But this doesn't go very well, 0:10:40.496,0:10:43.299 and so he ends up going[br]on a kind of a rampage 0:10:43.299,0:10:45.647 until Chihiro saves him -- 0:10:45.647,0:10:46.890 rescues him. 0:10:47.359,0:10:50.906 So I put together a No-Face costume 0:10:50.906,0:10:53.353 and I wore it on the floor at Comic-Con. 0:10:53.353,0:10:57.920 And I very carefully practiced[br]No-Face's gestures. 0:10:57.920,0:10:58.915 I realized -- 0:10:58.915,0:11:01.711 I resolved I would not speak[br]in this costume at all. 0:11:01.711,0:11:03.685 When people asked to take my picture, 0:11:03.685,0:11:05.333 I would nod 0:11:05.333,0:11:07.836 and I would shyly stand next to them. 0:11:07.836,0:11:09.633 And they would take the picture 0:11:09.633,0:11:13.796 and then I would secret out from behind[br]my robe a chocolate gold coin. 0:11:13.796,0:11:17.187 And at the end of the photo process,[br]I'd make it appear for them. 0:11:17.187,0:11:19.208 Ah, ah ah -- 0:11:19.208,0:11:20.210 like that. 0:11:20.210,0:11:21.616 And people were freaking out. 0:11:21.616,0:11:24.433 "Holy crap! Gold from No-Face,[br]oh my god, this is so cool!" 0:11:24.433,0:11:28.339 And I'm feeling and I'm walking[br]the floor and it's fantastic. 0:11:28.339,0:11:31.520 And about 15 minutes in something happens. 0:11:31.520,0:11:34.274 Somebody grabs my hand 0:11:34.274,0:11:36.454 and they put a coin back into it. 0:11:36.454,0:11:39.550 And I think maybe they're giving me[br]a coin as a return gift, 0:11:39.550,0:11:42.396 but no, this is one of the coins[br]that I'd given away. 0:11:42.396,0:11:44.015 I don't know why. 0:11:44.015,0:11:45.018 And I keep on going, 0:11:45.018,0:11:46.436 I take some more pictures. 0:11:46.436,0:11:48.201 And then it happens again. 0:11:48.201,0:11:51.435 Understand, I can't see[br]anything inside this costume. 0:11:51.435,0:11:52.874 I can see through the mouth -- 0:11:52.874,0:11:54.600 I can see people's shoes. 0:11:54.600,0:11:57.438 I can hear what they're saying[br]and I can see their feet. 0:11:57.438,0:11:59.696 But the third time someone[br]gives me back a coin, 0:11:59.696,0:12:01.875 I want to know what's going on. 0:12:01.875,0:12:04.949 So I sort of tilt my head back[br]to get a better view, 0:12:04.949,0:12:07.518 and what I see is someone walking[br]away from me going like this. 0:12:07.518,0:12:10.518 (Angry gesture) 0:12:10.518,0:12:12.791 And then it hits me. 0:12:12.791,0:12:16.542 It's bad luck to take gold from No-Face. 0:12:16.542,0:12:18.557 In the film "Spirited Away," 0:12:18.557,0:12:21.954 bad luck befalls those who take[br]gold from No-Face. 0:12:22.293,0:12:26.800 This isn't a performer-[br]audience relationship. 0:12:27.100,0:12:29.511 This is Cosplay. 0:12:29.958,0:12:32.312 We are, all of us on that floor, 0:12:32.312,0:12:35.540 injecting ourselves into a narrative[br]that meant something to us. 0:12:35.914,0:12:37.898 And we're making it our own. 0:12:37.898,0:12:41.998 We're connecting with something[br]important inside of us. 0:12:42.508,0:12:47.708 And the costumes are how[br]we reveal ourselves to each other. 0:12:48.064,0:12:49.351 Thank you. 0:12:49.608,0:12:50.611 (Applause)