Russell Brand, who are you to edit a political magazine?
Well, I suppose like a person whoís been politely asked by an attractive woman. I don't
know what the typical criteria is. I don't know many people that edit political magazines.
Boris [Johnson]..he used to do one, didn't he? So I'm a kind of, a person with crazy
hair, quite a good sense of humour, don't know much about politics, I'm ideal.
But is it true you don't even vote?
Yeah, no, I don't vote.
Well how do you have any authority to talk about politics then?
Well I don't get my authority from this pre-existing paradigm which is quite narrow and only serves
a few people. I look elsewhere, for alternatives, that might be of service to humanity. Alternate
means; alternate political systems.
They being?
Well I've not invented it yet, Jeremy. I had to do a magazine last week. I've had
a lot on me plate. But I say, but here's the thing that you shouldn't do. Shouldn't
destroy the planet, shouldn't create massive economic disparity, shouldn't ignore the
needs of the people. The burden of proof is on the people with the power, not people,
like, doing a magazine for a novelty.
How do you imagine that people get power?
Well I imagine there are sort of hierarchical systems that have been preserved through generations.
They get power by being voted in, that's how they get power.
Well you say that Jeremy.
You can't even be arsed to vote?
It's quite a narrow, quite a narrow prescriptive parameter that changes within in.
In a democracy that's how it works.
Well I don't think it's working very well, Jeremy. Given that the planet is being destroyed,
given that there is economic disparity of a huge degree. What are you saying? There's
no alternative? There's no alternative? Just this system?
No, I'm not saying that. I'm saying if you can't be arsed to vote why should we be asked
to listen to your political point of view?
You don't have to listen to my political point of view. But it's not that I'm not
voting out of apathy. I'm not voting out of absolute indifference and weariness and
exhaustion from the lies, treachery, deceit of the political class, that has been going
on for generations now. And which has now reached fever pitch where you have a disenfranchised,
disillusioned, despondent underclass that are not being represented by that political
system, so voting for it is tacit complicity with that system and thatís not something
I'm offering up.
Well why donít you change it then?
I'm trying to.
Well why don't you start by voting?
I don't think it works. People have voted already and that's what's created the current
paradigm.
When did you last vote?
Never.
You've never, ever voted?
No. Do you think that's really bad?
So you struck an attitude, what, before the age of 18?
Well I was busy being a drug addict at that point, because I come from the kind of social
conditions that are exacerbated by an indifferent system that, really, just administrates for
large corporations and ignores the population that it was voted in to serve.
Youíre blaming the political class for the fact that you had a drug problem?
No, no, no. I'm saying I was part of a social and economic class that is underserved by
the current political system. And drug addiction is one of the problems it creates when you
have huge, underserved, impoverished populations, people get drug problems. And, also, don't
feel like they want to engage with the current political system because they see that it
doesn't work for them. They see that it makes no difference. They see that they're not
served. I say that the apathy -
Of course it doesn't work for them if they didn't bother to vote.
Jeremy, my darling, I'm not saying - the apathy doesn't come from us, the people. The apathy
comes from the politicians. They are apathetic to our needs, they're only interested in
servicing the needs of corporations. Look at..ainít the Tories going to court, taking
the EU to court, because theyíre trying to curtail bank bonuses? Isn't that what's
happening at the moment in our country? It is, innit?
Yeah.
So what am I gonna do, tune in for that?
You don't believe in democracy. You want a revolution don't you?
The planet is being destroyed, we are creating an underclass, weíre exploiting poor people
all over the world and the genuine, legitimate problems of the people are not being addressed
by our political class.
All of those things may be true.
They are true.
But you took - I wouldnt argue with you about many of them.
Well how come I feel so cross with you? It can't just be because of that beard, it's
gorgeous.
It's possibly because -
And if the Daily Mail don't want it, I do. Because I'm against them. Grow it longer.
Tangle it into your armpit hair.
You are a very trivial man.
What you think I am, trivial?
Yes.
A minute ago you were having a go at me because I wanted a revolution now I'm trivial, I'm
bouncing about all over the place.
Im not having a go at you because you want a revolution, many people want a revolution,
but I'm asking you what it would be like.
Well I think what it won't be like is a huge disparity between rich and poor where 300
Americans have the same amount of wealth as the 85 million poorest Americans, where there
is an exploited and underserved underclass that are being continually ignored, where
welfare is slashed while Cameron and Osbourne go to court to defend the rights of bankers
to continue receiving their bonuses. That's all I'm saying.
What's the scheme, that's all I'm asking. What's the scheme? You talked vaguely about
a revolution, what is it?
I think a socialist egalitarian system, based on the massive redistribution of wealth, heavy
taxation of corporations and massive responsibility for energy companies and any companies exploiting
the environment - I think the very concept of profit should be hugely reduced. David
Cameron said profit isnít a dirty word, I say profit is a filthy word. Because wherever
there is profit there is also deficit. And this system currently doesn't address these
ideas. And so why would anyone vote for it? Why would anyone be interested in it?
Who would levy these taxes?
I think there needs to be a centralised administrative system but built on -
A government?
Yes, well, maybe call it something else. Call them like the Admin Bods so they don't get
ahead of themselves.
And how would they be chosen?
Jeremy, don't ask me to sit here in an interview with you, in a bloody hotel room and devise
a global, utopian system. I'm merely pointing out that the current -
You're calling for revolution!
Yeah, yeah, absolutely. I'm calling for change. Iím calling for genuine alternatives.
There are many people who would agree with you...
Good.
The current system is not engaging with all sorts of problems, yes. And they feel apathetic,
really apathetic. But if they were to take you seriously, and not to vote -
Yeah, they shouldnít vote, that's what I'm thinking they should do, don't bother voting.
Because when it reaches..there's a point - You see these little valves, these sort of cosy
little valves of recycling and and you know like turns up somewhere, it starts reaching
the point where you think, ' this is enough now. Stop voting. Stop pretending. Wake up.
Be in reality now. Time to be in reality now'. Why vote? We know it's not going to make
any difference? We know that already.
It does make a difference.
I have more impact at West Ham United, cheering them on, and they lost to City, unnecessarily,
sadly.
Now you're being facetious.
Facetiousness has as much value as seriousness, I think you're making the mistake, of mistaking
seriousness for the -
You're not going to solve world problems by facetiousness.
Weíre not going to solve them with the current system. At least facetiousness is funny.
Sometimes.
Yeah, sometimes, Jeremy. So listen. So let's approach this optimistically. You've spent
your whole career berating and haranguing politicians. And then when someone like me,
a comedian, goes 'they're all worthless, what's the point in engaging with any of
them', you sort of have a go at me because I'm not poor anymore.
I'm not having a go at you about that. I'm just asking why we should take you seriously
when you're so unspecific -
You don't have to take - Firstly, I don't mind if you take me seriously. I'm here just
to draw attention to a few ideas, I just want to have a little bit of a laugh. I'm saying
there are people with alternative ideas that are far better qualified than I am, and far
better qualified, more importantly, than the people that are currently doing that job.
Because they're not attempting to solve these problems. They're not. They're attempting
to placate the population. There are measures currently being taken around climate change
are indifferent, will not solve, will not solve the problem.
Is it possible that, as human beings, they're simply overwhelmed by the scale of the problem?
Not really, well possibly. It might be that, but that's all just semantics really, whether
they're overwhelmed by it or tacitly maintaining it because of habitual - I mean like, mate,
this is what I noticed when I was in that Houses of Parliament. It's decorated exactly
the same as Eton, is decorated exactly the same as Oxford. So a certain type of people
goes in there and thinks 'this makes me nervous' and then another type of people go in there
and go 'this is how it should be'. And I think that's got to change now. We can no
longer have erroneous, duplicitous systems held in place unless it's for the serve - only
systems that serve the planet and serve the population of the planet can be allowed to
survive. Not ones that serve elites, be they political or corporate elites and this is
what's currently happening.
You don't really believe that.
I completely believe it. Dont look at me all weary, like you're at a fireside with
your pipe and your beard.
I mean Ed Miliband (inaudible) -
Well he went to the same primary school as Boris, didn't he?
He did but he then went to a comprehensive school in north London.
Well that's all well and good. But what I'm saying is, within the existing paradigm, the
change is not dramatic enough, not radical enough. So you can well understand public
disturbances and public dissatisfaction, when there are not genuine changes and genuine
alternatives being offered. I say when there is a genuine alternative, a genuine option,
then vote for that. But until then, pffft, don't bother. Why pretend? Why be complicit
in this ridiculous illusion?
Because by the time somebody comes along you might think it worth voting for, it may be
too late.
I don't think so because the time is now, this movement is already occurring, it's
happening everywhere, we're in a time where communication is instantaneous and there are
communities all over the world. The Occupy movement made a difference in even if, only
in that, it introduced, to the popular public lexicon, the idea of the 1% versus the 99%.
People for the first time in a generation are aware of massive, corporate and economic
exploitation. These things are not nonsense. And these subjects are not being addressed.
No one is doing anything about tax havens, no one is doing anything about their political
affiliations and financial affiliations of the Conservative Party, so until people start
addressing things that are actually real, why wouldn't I be facetious, why would I
take it seriously? Why would I encourage a constituency of young people that are absolutely
indifferent to vote? Why would we? Aren't you bored? Aren't you more bored than anyone?
Ain't you been talking to them year after year, listening to their lies, their nonsense.
Then it's this one that gets in, then it's that one gets in but the problem continues.
Why are we going to continue to contribute to this facade?
I'm surprised you can be facetious when you're that angry about it.
Yeah, I am angry, I am angry. Because for me it's real, because for me it's not just
some peripheral thing that I just turn up to once in a while to a church fete for.
For me, this is what I come from. This is what I care about.
Do you see any hope?
Remember that - yeah, totally, there's gonna be a revolution. It's totally going to happen.
I ain't got a flicker of doubt, this is the end. This is time to wake up.
I remember I seen you in that programme, where you look at your ancestors, and you saw the
way your grandmother were out to brass herself or got fucked over by the aristocrats who
ran her gaff. You cried because you knew that it was unfair and unjust. And that was what?
A century ago? That's happening to people now. I just come from a woman who's been
treated like that. I've just been talking to a woman today who's being treated like
that. So if we can engage that feeling, instead of some moment of lachrymose sentimentality
trotted out on the TV for people to pore over emotional porn. If we can engage that feeling
and change things, why wouldn't we? Why is that naive? Why is that not my right because
I'm an actor? I mean I've taken the right. I don't need the right from you. I don't
need the right from anybody. I'm taking it.