It's not so important
Oh surprise!
I have some pretzels for you!
Melania, do you know what you just said?
Wow, you're cheery
Me?- I'm always like this
Oh yeah, sure
You're certainly not gonna be
When can I see you walk away?
You're bad company
I can't wait
You suckkk
Now's your chance.... call it off
You can be a funny weiner, can't you?
I'm important
You want to be me, don't you
Quite a figure, quite a figure
No
Looks like we have a problem
Yeah, leave it to me
We're gonna squeeze him
Hadouken!
Hadouken to your face
Ha-ruh-buh-buh-buh
Ghhaaaa
Ah! Are you wearing a big boy shirt?
Yeah, I prolly never will again
Help.
I'm gonna barf
You ever wash that wig?
You got me again George! Good one
That is a zinger!
I like your nail polish, but not too much
Now I pretend I like you
But I hate you... inside
You're a creep
I think you're old like dirt
Repeat after me:
I make grease pellets in my sweat
I was disappointed they didn't find the continent of Atlantis yet
The new kid smells like falafel and wants to shave my mustache
So did Aunt Belinda
Shake hand
You crushed it
You think?
Nope, I'm teasing you, you looked depressed
I don't feel good
Now raise your shrunken hand and repeat after me:
I gotta get a grip, you saw me squat
You think i won't fling three eggs at you?
The goldfish of pre-teens never had a chance
I personally have puked at a cage fight
Then I chewed an awful lot of cheese
And I stored it in my gut
What's your name?
Together we will builf a bar in rural Connecticut
And we will make it a bar with a nanny
And we will make it a bar called "Brown Lady"
And we will make it a bar that has stuff in it
And extra good leather
[singing] "When you want to make a bad day a greater day"
"Then come to Brown Lady!"
Now let's party!
No music, just me
You know what I want later?
A hamburger and Milk Duds
And not fish
Good old fun
Yay?
I'm also gonna need you to scrape my bunions
Yes good
The guy's the boss, you know, so...
Just remember who brought you here
Thank you, my prince
Thank you
I WIN!
You know, you might want to clean my car after this
I mean, now I really wouldn't call it yours, right?
You gotta go back to the Jetta
Pretty dorky!
At least I still know how to drive
I do not. I don't do it.
It's why I got a big truck
Gonna figure out a way to bury your stuff fast
I'm burying your junk already
Yeah, well that's my past
The kids made me a shiv, and I mean, I'm not afraid to use it
Eyes up front
You got a blade?
Look straight ahead.