1 00:00:05,096 --> 00:00:07,147 It's not so important 2 00:00:08,047 --> 00:00:09,078 Oh surprise! 3 00:00:09,078 --> 00:00:11,093 I have some pretzels for you! 4 00:00:11,093 --> 00:00:12,135 Melania, do you know what you just said? 5 00:00:13,035 --> 00:00:14,087 Wow, you're cheery 6 00:00:14,087 --> 00:00:15,122 Me?- I'm always like this 7 00:00:16,021 --> 00:00:17,038 Oh yeah, sure 8 00:00:17,038 --> 00:00:17,132 You're certainly not gonna be 9 00:00:18,032 --> 00:00:18,116 When can I see you walk away? 10 00:00:19,004 --> 00:00:20,010 You're bad company 11 00:00:20,006 --> 00:00:22,028 I can't wait 12 00:00:22,082 --> 00:00:25,141 You suckkk 13 00:00:26,041 --> 00:00:27,049 Now's your chance.... call it off 14 00:00:27,049 --> 00:00:28,145 You can be a funny weiner, can't you? 15 00:00:31,008 --> 00:00:34,056 I'm important 16 00:00:34,056 --> 00:00:36,058 You want to be me, don't you 17 00:00:36,058 --> 00:00:37,067 Quite a figure, quite a figure 18 00:00:38,048 --> 00:00:39,083 No 19 00:00:39,083 --> 00:00:40,129 Looks like we have a problem 20 00:00:41,003 --> 00:00:42,076 Yeah, leave it to me 21 00:00:43,003 --> 00:00:45,011 We're gonna squeeze him 22 00:00:45,011 --> 00:00:46,047 Hadouken! 23 00:00:46,047 --> 00:00:47,129 Hadouken to your face 24 00:00:48,029 --> 00:00:49,062 Ha-ruh-buh-buh-buh 25 00:00:49,062 --> 00:00:51,087 Ghhaaaa 26 00:00:51,087 --> 00:00:53,183 Ah! Are you wearing a big boy shirt? 27 00:00:54,083 --> 00:00:56,089 Yeah, I prolly never will again 28 00:01:01,018 --> 00:01:02,022 Help. 29 00:01:06,002 --> 00:01:07,002 I'm gonna barf 30 00:01:07,054 --> 00:01:08,120 You ever wash that wig? 31 00:01:09,002 --> 00:01:11,009 You got me again George! Good one 32 00:01:11,009 --> 00:01:12,011 That is a zinger! 33 00:01:13,065 --> 00:01:16,130 I like your nail polish, but not too much 34 00:01:17,003 --> 00:01:19,007 Now I pretend I like you 35 00:01:19,034 --> 00:01:20,096 But I hate you... inside 36 00:01:20,096 --> 00:01:20,184 You're a creep 37 00:01:21,084 --> 00:01:23,158 I think you're old like dirt 38 00:01:24,058 --> 00:01:26,077 Repeat after me: 39 00:01:26,077 --> 00:01:30,148 I make grease pellets in my sweat 40 00:01:31,048 --> 00:01:34,131 I make grease pellets in my sweat 41 00:01:35,031 --> 00:01:39,039 I was disappointed they didn't find the continent of Atlantis yet 42 00:01:40,011 --> 00:01:44,083 I was disappointed they didn't find the continent of Atlantis yet 43 00:01:44,083 --> 00:01:48,115 The new kid smells like falafel and wants to shave my mustache 44 00:01:49,015 --> 00:01:52,101 The new kid smells like falafel and wants to shave my mustache 45 00:01:53,001 --> 00:01:54,068 So did Aunt Belinda 46 00:01:54,068 --> 00:01:57,084 So did Aunt Belinda 47 00:01:57,084 --> 00:01:57,092 Shake hand 48 00:01:58,064 --> 00:01:59,076 You crushed it 49 00:01:59,076 --> 00:01:59,159 You think? 50 00:02:00,059 --> 00:02:01,068 Nope, I'm teasing you, you looked depressed 51 00:02:02,049 --> 00:02:03,091 I don't feel good 52 00:02:03,091 --> 00:02:06,160 Now raise your shrunken hand and repeat after me: 53 00:02:07,006 --> 00:02:10,009 I gotta get a grip, you saw me squat 54 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:14,076 I gotta get a grip, you saw me squat 55 00:02:14,076 --> 00:02:16,124 You think i won't fling three eggs at you? 56 00:02:17,024 --> 00:02:19,100 You think i won't fling three eggs at you? 57 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:22,083 The goldfish of pre-teens never had a chance 58 00:02:22,083 --> 00:02:25,141 The goldfish of pre-teens never had a chance 59 00:02:26,041 --> 00:02:28,107 I personally have puked at a cage fight 60 00:02:29,007 --> 00:02:31,053 I personally have puked at a cage fight 61 00:02:31,053 --> 00:02:32,062 Then I chewed an awful lot of cheese 62 00:02:33,043 --> 00:02:35,111 Then I chewed an awful lot of cheese 63 00:02:36,011 --> 00:02:37,013 And I stored it in my gut 64 00:02:37,013 --> 00:02:39,058 And I stored it in my gut 65 00:02:39,058 --> 00:02:40,064 What's your name? 66 00:02:40,064 --> 00:02:44,106 Together we will builf a bar in rural Connecticut 67 00:02:45,006 --> 00:02:48,014 And we will make it a bar with a nanny 68 00:02:48,014 --> 00:02:51,015 And we will make it a bar called "Brown Lady" 69 00:02:51,024 --> 00:02:53,032 And we will make it a bar that has stuff in it 70 00:02:54,004 --> 00:02:56,018 And extra good leather 71 00:02:56,038 --> 00:03:00,042 [singing] "When you want to make a bad day a greater day" 72 00:03:00,042 --> 00:03:02,121 "Then come to Brown Lady!" 73 00:03:03,021 --> 00:03:05,064 Now let's party! 74 00:03:07,048 --> 00:03:09,109 No music, just me 75 00:03:10,009 --> 00:03:12,105 You know what I want later? 76 00:03:13,005 --> 00:03:15,040 A hamburger and Milk Duds 77 00:03:15,004 --> 00:03:18,057 And not fish 78 00:03:18,093 --> 00:03:19,146 Good old fun 79 00:03:20,046 --> 00:03:22,083 Yay? 80 00:03:22,083 --> 00:03:25,086 I'm also gonna need you to scrape my bunions 81 00:03:26,028 --> 00:03:27,096 Yes good 82 00:03:28,006 --> 00:03:31,015 The guy's the boss, you know, so... 83 00:03:32,007 --> 00:03:34,048 Just remember who brought you here 84 00:03:35,014 --> 00:03:36,020 Thank you, my prince 85 00:03:36,074 --> 00:03:38,078 Thank you 86 00:03:39,014 --> 00:03:40,020 I WIN! 87 00:03:42,018 --> 00:03:44,075 You know, you might want to clean my car after this 88 00:03:44,075 --> 00:03:47,124 I mean, now I really wouldn't call it yours, right? 89 00:03:48,024 --> 00:03:49,120 You gotta go back to the Jetta 90 00:03:50,002 --> 00:03:51,066 Pretty dorky! 91 00:03:51,084 --> 00:03:52,141 At least I still know how to drive 92 00:03:53,041 --> 00:03:55,053 I do not. I don't do it. 93 00:03:55,053 --> 00:03:57,130 It's why I got a big truck 94 00:03:58,003 --> 00:04:01,016 Gonna figure out a way to bury your stuff fast 95 00:04:01,043 --> 00:04:02,074 I'm burying your junk already 96 00:04:02,074 --> 00:04:05,076 Yeah, well that's my past 97 00:04:05,094 --> 00:04:07,176 The kids made me a shiv, and I mean, I'm not afraid to use it 98 00:04:08,076 --> 00:04:08,149 Eyes up front 99 00:04:09,049 --> 00:04:09,133 You got a blade? 100 00:04:10,033 --> 00:04:11,082 Look straight ahead.