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It's not so important

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Oh surprise!

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I have some pretzels for you!

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Melania, do you know what you just said?

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Wow, you're cheery

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Me?- I'm always like this

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Oh yeah, sure

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You're certainly not gonna be

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When can I see you walk away?

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You're bad company

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I can't wait

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You suckkk

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Now's your chance.... call it off

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You can be a funny weiner, can't you?

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I'm important

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You want to be me, don't you

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Quite a figure, quite a figure

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No

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Looks like we have a problem

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Yeah, leave it to me

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We're gonna squeeze him

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Hadouken!

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Hadouken to your face

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Ha-ruh-buh-buh-buh

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Ghhaaaa

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Ah! Are you wearing a big boy shirt?

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Yeah, I prolly never will again

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Help.

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I'm gonna barf

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You ever wash that wig?

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You got me again George! Good one

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That is a zinger!

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I like your nail polish, but not too much

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Now I pretend I like you

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But I hate you... inside

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You're a creep

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I think you're old like dirt

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Repeat after me:

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I make grease pellets in my sweat

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I make grease pellets in my sweat

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I was disappointed they didn't find the continent of Atlantis yet

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I was disappointed they didn't find the continent of Atlantis yet

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The new kid smells like falafel and wants to shave my mustache

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The new kid smells like falafel and wants to shave my mustache

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So did Aunt Belinda

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So did Aunt Belinda

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Shake hand

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You crushed it

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You think?

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Nope, I'm teasing you, you looked depressed

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I don't feel good

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Now raise your shrunken hand and repeat after me:

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I gotta get a grip, you saw me squat

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I gotta get a grip, you saw me squat

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You think i won't fling three eggs at you?

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You think i won't fling three eggs at you?

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The goldfish of pre-teens never had a chance

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The goldfish of pre-teens never had a chance

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I personally have puked at a cage fight

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I personally have puked at a cage fight

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Then I chewed an awful lot of cheese

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Then I chewed an awful lot of cheese

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And I stored it in my gut

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And I stored it in my gut

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What's your name?

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Together we will builf a bar in rural Connecticut

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And we will make it a bar with a nanny

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And we will make it a bar called "Brown Lady"

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And we will make it a bar that has stuff in it

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And extra good leather

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[singing] "When you want to make a bad day a greater day"

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"Then come to Brown Lady!"

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Now let's party!

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No music, just me

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You know what I want later?

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A hamburger and Milk Duds

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And not fish

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Good old fun

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Yay?

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I'm also gonna need you to scrape my bunions

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Yes good

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The guy's the boss, you know, so...

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Just remember who brought you here

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Thank you, my prince

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Thank you

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I WIN!

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You know, you might want to clean my car after this

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I mean, now I really wouldn't call it yours, right?

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You gotta go back to the Jetta

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Pretty dorky!

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At least I still know how to drive

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I do not. I don't do it.

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It's why I got a big truck

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Gonna figure out a way to bury your stuff fast

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I'm burying your junk already

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Yeah, well that's my past

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The kids made me a shiv, and I mean, I'm not afraid to use it

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Eyes up front

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You got a blade?

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Look straight ahead.