WEBVTT

00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:03.429
Why're you so moody? Is it that time of the month again?

00:00:08.004 --> 00:00:10.098
So you're a sports fan, huh? Can you, uh, name me any players on the team?

00:00:10.535 --> 00:00:11.477
Heyyyyy baby!

00:00:11.787 --> 00:00:12.852
You know you should get your hair done more.

00:00:13.137 --> 00:00:14.641
You've got brothers, right? Your brother got you into sports?

00:00:14.994 --> 00:00:18.681
Are you sure you should be out here alone? Dressed like that? Kinda askin for attention.

00:00:19.060 --> 00:00:20.622
Why are you eating salad? You on a diet or something?

00:00:20.942 --> 00:00:22.952
Don't cut your hair, cuz you'll look like a boy.

00:00:23.264 --> 00:00:25.415
Listen, sweetie..
-Look, I'm just giving you a compliment, that's all.

00:00:25.702 --> 00:00:27.886
Well, um, your biological clock is ticking.

00:00:28.202 --> 00:00:30.733
Fuck.
- Hey, you curse a lot for a girl.

00:00:30.983 --> 00:00:33.453
Don't be so sensitive!
-Relax, it was just a joke!

00:00:33.708 --> 00:00:36.415
You're being too picky.
-Hey, let me get that, it's a little heavy.

00:00:36.651 --> 00:00:37.982
Just relax!

00:00:39.107 --> 00:00:40.266
Don't get all feminist on me.

00:00:40.580 --> 00:00:42.956
Is that like a... feminist thing?

00:00:43.254 --> 00:00:45.378
Calm down, what are you--

00:00:46.379 --> 00:00:47.629
Grand Slam!

00:00:48.567 --> 00:00:51.037
You want me to smile? Oh I'll give you a smile.

00:00:55.109 --> 00:00:57.986
Okay.. that's enough. All right.

00:00:58.172 --> 00:01:00.895
I just heard that your eggs die by 30.
-Do you want me to just pop out an egg right now?

00:01:02.547 --> 00:01:11.192
Ah... oh my god... It's coming... It's a girl!

00:01:17.068 --> 00:01:21.038
I just heard that your eggs die by 30.
-Ah come on, I'm just looking for a smile.

00:01:23.617 --> 00:01:26.273
I got it, I'll take it for you. No worries.