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(Dear Linden, Dear Linden[br]written and performed by Niko Donburi)

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Dear Linden, Dear Linden, [br]why is Second Life broke?

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The grid is grey-gooed [br]and your blog is a joke.

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With all of the money that we pay to you

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Can't you hire yourselves [br]a programmer or two?

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Signed, Unverified

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Unverified, Unverified, [br]we hear what you say

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and at Linden Lab[br]we don't like things this way

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If we knew how to fix it, [br]we probably could

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just keep crossing your fingers [br]and knocking on wood

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Signed, A Linden

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Dear Linden, Dear Linden,[br]the most recent update

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so corrupted my textures [br]I must always rebake.

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Tomorrow I partner [br]and don't know what to do

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all my clothing is missing [br]and my custom skin too

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Signed, No Inventory

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No Inventory, No Inventory, [br]we hear what you say

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and at Linden Lab[br]we don't like things this way

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If we knew how to fix it, [br]we probably could

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just keep crossing your fingers [br]and knocking on wood

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Signed, A Linden

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Dear Linden, Dear Linden, [br]I need some relief

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whenever I log on I always get griefed

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In your quest to make millions [br]was this foreseen?

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Could you please now turn off [br]your PR machine?

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Signed, A Furry

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Furry, Dear Furry, [br]we hear what you say

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and at Linden Lab, [br]we don't like things this way

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If we knew how to fix it, [br]we probably could

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just keep crossing your fingers [br]and knocking on wood

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Signed, A Linden

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Linden, Dear Linden, [br]please give us a choice

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to stick with the chat [br]and get rid of the voice

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'cause once my partner finds out I'm a man

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I do not think that he'll understand

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Signed, Roleplayer

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Roleplayer, Roleplayer, [br]we hear what you say

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and at Linden Lab, [br]we don't like things this way

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If we knew how to fix it, [br]we probably could

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just keep crossing your fingers [br]and knocking on wood

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just keep crossing your fingers [br]and crossing your fingers

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and crossing your fingers[br]keep cross-- and knocking on wood

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Signed, A Linden (TM)