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- (children) Kids React to toys!

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This episode: Garbage Pail Kids!

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- (Finebros) So today you're
not reacting to a video.

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- Why are you putting
the laptop here?! Come on!

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- (Finebros) Instead
you're reacting to this.

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- (pleased) Oh!

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Cards of grossness?

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- This. What is this?

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- They're weird!

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- What is this?

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I don't know what they're for.

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- Garbage Pail Kids?

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- Are these like trading cards?

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- Is this supposed to be for kids?

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- Oh no, I've seen these.

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- Yeah! I love these!

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- I used to have these.

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These were like my life. I loved these.

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- They're, uh... not
what I'd want for a gift.

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- (children) Question time!

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- (Finebros) So what these are,

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they're called Garbage
Pail Kids trading cards.

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- Noticed.

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- (Finebros) Have you ever heard
of the Garbage Pail Kids?

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- No.

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- No. They're gross.

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- No, and I kinda wish I hadn't.

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- It sounds like a terrible idea.

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No offense to the people who made it.

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- These things scared me
when my dad introduced me.

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Don't think they should be shown.

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- (Finebros) So these cards
were very, very popular with kids

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in the 1980s.
- That makes sense.

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The '80s were a weird time.

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- (Finebros) Are trading cards today

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something that kids still like a lot,

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or is it more of something in the past?

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- They're more of the past cards.

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- Some people, they want to be old-school,

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and they still trade cards.

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- People don't really use cards
anymore. They use their phones.

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- If you want to have
success with trading cards,

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you have to have some powers,
not just pictures.

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- I don't know. Pokemon's pretty popular.

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- That's kinda like the third-grade,
second-grade genre.

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In fifth grade, it's really
not a popular thing.

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- (Finebros) Why do you think
these were so popular?

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- (perplexed) I don't know.

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- I actually have no idea.

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This is not kids-appropriate.

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- There wasn't that many things to do,

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'cause you didn't have
phones and iPads back then.

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- Cool stuff is rare back then.

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But now it's like, you can
find a lot of cool things.

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- (Finebros) Well, a lot of people say

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that the drawings are gross.
What do you think?

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- Yeah. But that's what makes it funny.

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- They are. They're very disturbing.

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- Who wants to look
at something that's gross?

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Bro, that's not-- it's not right.

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- I agree with them. I mean, a lot.

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Look at this one.

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Who'd get entertained off of this?

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- (Finebros) So now we're gonna
go through the cards one by one.

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- No.

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I've seen... cards that have scared me.

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- (Finebros) Totally okay.
You don't have to look at them then.

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So first one we're gonna
have you look at is Large Marge.

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- Yeah. Okay. (chuckles awkwardly)

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She likes food.

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- She has, like, the whole
double-chin thing going.

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- It's pretty gross and disturbing.

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- (Finebros) And what about Hurt Curt?

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- Well, it seems he's one
of those 1990s skating kids.

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- That one's okay.

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I would say it's the least grossest one.

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- You can tell it's not
the first time he's gotten hurt.

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Two reasons: his name's Hurt Curt,

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and he has a Band-Aid on his face.

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- Would it make sense if a card
was like, he-- "Nice Curt"?

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He's actually skateboarding
instead of getting a crash!

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- (Finebros) And what
about Frank N. Stein?

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- Isn't Frankenstein supposed to be green?

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- It kinda looks like Chucky
but with blond hair.

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- He's just stepping on a cat.

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The cat is just like... (screechy yowl)

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- Maybe he's too big
and he can't see the cat,

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and then he just stepped on it.

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I don't think he would
do it purposely, right?

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- I hate Halloween already enough.

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You're making me hate it more, people.

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- (Finebros) And what do
you think of Mugged Marcus?

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- This one is disturbing.

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- I don't like him right away.

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- Looks like a Cabbage
Patch Kid got mugged.

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- It's really sad. I don't like
how people bully people.

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- He just looks so happy,
even though he just got mugged.

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- His dignity is stolen.
He has a swollen eye.

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He has scars all over
his face. He has bruises.

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- Why is this even a card for kids?

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- (Finebros) And finally, Starin' Darren.

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- I can't explain this one.

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- Chubby baby with a lot of eyes.

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- He has so many eyes! It's so creepy!

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- Disturbing. Keeping this card face-down.

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- Imagine having all those eyes

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and having your clothes on over that.

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What would that-- like,
are you half-blind now?

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- (Finebros) So when these
were the most popular

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back in the '80s, some schools
banned them from the classroom.

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- Exactly. I agree.

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- (Finebros) What are
some reasons you think

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a school would not want
these cards around?

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- 'Cause people love them so much,

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they would be trading them
while class was going on?

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- Some of them are gory, disgusting,

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not appropriate for children.

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- Of course the teachers
wouldn't allow fifth graders

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to bring this in and show it
to kindergartners or first graders

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and traumatize them for life.

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- I think schools are too much
about it. Like, they overreact.

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Because they want to protect
the kids, which I understand.

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But kids, like, they're people
and they know what to do.

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- (Finebros) So these were originally
made in part to make fun

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or another popular toy of the 1980s

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that were called Cabbage Patch Kids.

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Have you ever heard of that toy?
- No.

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- No.

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- No, I haven't.

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Are they, like, just pictures of cabbages?

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- I've heard of them.
I just don't know what they are.

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- Sometimes I see their ads on TV.

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- I've seen what a Cabbage Patch Kid is

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from Toys "R" Us, Target,
and The Goldbergs.

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- (Finebros) So we're gonna
show you a picture here

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of the Cabbage Patch dolls
that these were making fun of.

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- (realizing) Ohh! That's what they are.

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- They're cute.

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- I don't know why they're making of them.

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They're cuter than you guys!

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- These things are terrifying.

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- I've never really wanted
a Cabbage Patch Kid.

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I mean, they kinda just creep me out.

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- Let's compare.

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Yep. Mm-hmm.

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Yeah, I see it.

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- (Finebros) So back to the cards.
These went away for a while.

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But they made a comeback in 2003,

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and they still are making them today.

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- (surprised) They do? Are you kidding me?

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- (Finebros) And we have
some of the new cards

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to show you right now.

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- (shrilly) That's even worse!!

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- These look worse.

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- I'm gonna have nightmares.

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- I would definitely want these.

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- They just have a newer feel
to them, like the vibrant colors.

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- (laughing) What the heck is this?

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Flushed Francis?

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- (Finebros) So which cards
do you like better:

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the new style or the old style?
- I don't like any of them.

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- I just hate both of them.

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- The new ones.

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- The newer ones.

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- I think I like the new ones more.

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- I just like the old style.

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- These ones, they just appeal to me more.

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These were the originals.

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- (Finebros) So do you think
then these cards,

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now that they're back,
are going to be as popular now

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as they were back then?
- No.

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- No.

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- Yeah.

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- No.

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- Hopefully not.

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- I certainly hope not.

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I don't really want to see these again.

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- No.

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I don't know why
they would still buy them.

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- I don't think they'll be
as popular, but it's a good idea.

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- I hope it doesn't.

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If this gets popular again, I will cry.

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- I don't, because there's
all these new TV shows

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that are coming out with cards
and stuff, such as Pokemon.

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You can actually play games with them.

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- No, I don't, because
now kids as young as 10

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are already getting
their brand-new iPhones.

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- No.

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They aren't the originals.

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Like, they don't have the same feel to it.

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