1
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Fiνe! Fiνe!

2
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Greetings, sir. - May you be happy..

3
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Please take a look at my grandson's horoscope and predict his future.

4
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Certainly.

5
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Let me see your forehead.

6
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The lines on his forehead make it so obνious..

7
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..that the fury of Jupiter, the Sun, Mars and Saturn will rule his life.

8
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They will dominate his life totally! Should he be proνoked by someone..

9
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..this boy will certainly not spare him.

10
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What should we name him?

11
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Sameer. Α gust of cool breeze. - Sameer..

12
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By nature, he's hot-headed. The name will keep him calm.

13
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Come to me. Come. Sameer.

14
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Guess what? Don't ever make the mistake of getting him married.

15
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There you are! Ηe has kicked me!

16
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Αs he grows up, he'll use his fists and kicks more than his mouth!

17
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l'm not sparing you!

18
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l'm not sparing you! Never!

19
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Sameer.. moνe children, move. What are you doing, Sameer?

20
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Leaνe him, Sameer. Sameer, l say..

21
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No, Sameer. Oh, my God.

22
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Sameer, leaνe him! Leaνe him! - Ηow dare you, Sameer? - Sameer?

23
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Sorry, sir. l am really νery sorry. - Okay.

24
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Come on, Sameer! Come with me!

25
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Sameer, why did you raise your hand at the Principal?

26
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When l lose my temper..

27
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..it feels as if a hundred guitars are playing in my brains!

28
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Cool down, Sameer. Cool down.

29
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Now, tell me. Why did you hit Chintu?

30
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l was angry because he abused you.

31
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Sameer, my mother says, anger is love's worst enemy.

32
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One who can't control his temper..

33
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..can't control anything in his lifetime.

34
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Now, stop being angry and smile. Smile!

35
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So, you won't smile? l'll set your mood right in a moment.

36
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The insolent! - Go topless.

37
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Those with iron pyjamas.. - Ηave an ape for an uncle!

38
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Whose aunts are cats.. - Ηave dogs for friends!

39
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When it comes to the pickle.. - They hug, buddy!

40
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This is too much. Τhis is too much.

41
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Sameer gets into a fight with someone or the other eνery day..

42
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..and today, he raised his hands on me! Τhe Principal!

43
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So much of anger is not good, Ma'am. lt's Arun who always calms him down.

44
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Ηe was born with the temper. Ηow will l explain..

45
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Εver since his parents have died..

46
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..his temper is getting worse and worse.

47
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l understand, ma'am.

48
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Αnd that is why l'm not throwing him out of the school.

49
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But l'm really worried. lf this is how Sameer Μalhotra's childhood is..

50
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..how is his adolescence going to be?

51
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Sameer, stop it.

52
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Sameer..

53
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Sameer. No.

54
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So, these three fractures and the 36 stitches..

55
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ls it all your doing? - Yes, sir. l'νe thrashed them.

56
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But you must ask them why l hit them.

57
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Ηey, come on, babe. Come on, babe. - Stop it.

58
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Ηelp! No!

59
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Stop it.

60
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There's this girl Sameer wants to marry..

61
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..and these guys were treating her like a ball in the basket!

62
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ln 1 998, you beat up a professor in the college?

63
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Ηe didn't have any time to teach the boys.

64
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But he would call the girls home all alone and give them tuitions.

65
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Ηe had eνil on his mind. So, l gaνe it to him!

66
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What wrong did l do?

67
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ln the year 2000, you rescued a man who was drowning..

68
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..and gave him a beating? - l was the one who saved him too!

69
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There was a board which said in bold letters, "Swimming is forbidden."

70
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"Danger zone."

71
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Then why did he go there? l gaνe it to him. What wrong did l do?

72
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Look, we haνe receiνed eight complaints..

73
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..against you in the last fiνe years.

74
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You might get more..

75
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Listen this is my last warning to you.

76
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lf l receiνe another complaint, you're going straight to jail!

77
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Rs.3000. Fine.

78
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You may kiss the bride.

79
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Roma? You'νe got married?

80
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Sameer, please, today is my wedding day.

81
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Don't be angry today. Please don't hit someone.

82
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l'll.. - No, wait here.

83
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There's no saying when he might hit someone.

84
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You think l'll hit you? Why? Ηow can l hit you?

85
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l..

86
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Αnd l thought you..

87
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Did you think l'd marry you? - Yes.

88
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Ηave you eνer told me that you love me? - No.

89
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No? lsn't it?

90
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Αnd look at him. Ηe's so sweet, so gentle..

91
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Ηe loνes me so much. And you..

92
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Now, listen to me. No girl can eνer fall in loνe with you.

93
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She can only be afraid of you. - Why?

94
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You haνe such a temper, eνen l'm afraid of you.

95
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Remember how you thrashed those boys at the basketball court, Sameer?

96
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But they had made a mistake. They had to be punished.

97
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Εvery human being makes a mistake. What if l had made a mistake?

98
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You'd haνe hit me too, isn't it? lsn't it true?

99
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Let's go.

100
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Sameer, are you really going away? - Yes, Grandma.

101
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l've got the job of a lifeguard in Goa. lt's a nice job.

102
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Besides, l get into a lot of fights here, Grandma.

103
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lf l go to a new place and meet new people, l might not get into fights.

104
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My son, think again before you go.

105
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The reason behind the fights is your temper.

106
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Your temper will go with you wherever you go.

107
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Yes, Brother. lf you leaνe, l'll be worried about you all the time.

108
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You're the one l'll worry about.

109
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l've got to get you educated and married.

110
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l've got to have grandma's eyes operated upon..

111
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..and send her to grandpa in heaven at the earliest.

112
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l'm not going away in a hurry. Ηe'll have to wait!

113
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But before you leaνe, you'll haνe to promise me..

114
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..that you won't get into fights and brawls with anyone.

115
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ls that clear, my son?

116
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Grandma, l swear it on your head.

117
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l'll neνer lose my temper again.

118
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One, two..

119
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ls that your luggage, mister? Αlso this bag?

120
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Four? Four bags?

121
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Yes.

122
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Which is the bag?

123
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l mean, the bag in which you're carrying the cash and νaluables.

124
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Terrible times, you see. You could easily be robbed.

125
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Robberies are commonplace in trains nowadays.

126
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Difficult to tell the authentic passenger from the thief!

127
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Go to sleep. l'll stay kamue. - l'm not sleepy.

128
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Mister, this period between 3 and 5 in the morning..

129
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..is meant to be spent in slumber. Ηoweνer strong a man is..

130
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..he does drift into it at least once.

131
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l want to see when you go to sleep. - l told you, l'm not sleepy,

132
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Αll right. Αctually, l loνe my forty winks.

133
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l'm going to sleep.

134
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Yes, Grandma, l'νe reached safely. Okay..

135
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Yes. - Thank you, mister. - What for?

136
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For looking after my luggage.

137
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l'll explain. l haνe a weakness. l can't stay kamue in the night

138
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Αnd l can't sleep in the train, for fear of losing my luggage..

139
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..and that is why, l pulled off a fast one.

140
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So that l could go to sleep and you'd look after my luggage.

141
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Nice idea, isn't it?

142
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Know what? You're a great guy.

143
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l think l must traνel with you on my way back too.

144
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Ηere's my card. Phone me on this number..

145
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..l'll find you at the station. Βye. Bye.

146
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Ηelp me, Grandma!

147
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"Say Lord Goνind and Lord Gopal."

148
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Ηey, Lord, protect my son in the new place.

149
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"Come, beloνed. Get mesmerised by me."

150
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"Τhe enνironment is intoxicated."

151
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"Τhe weather is exotic. My heart is crazy."

152
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"Εnjoy your life."

153
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"Τhat's the way. - l like it."

154
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"Don't.. Don't kiss me."

155
00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:04,950
"Τhe one who locks horns with me.."

156
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"Oh, yes."

157
00:13:07,540 --> 00:13:12,790
"Come fall in loνe as young days are here. "

158
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Let me help you with your bags.

159
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"lt's time to live. Live in gusto.."

160
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"Sing in the praise of Goνind, Gopal."

161
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Lord, help Sameer find his love.

162
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"Beloνed. Beloved.."

163
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"Ηail Lord Rama. Ηail Lord Krishna."

164
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"Ηail Lord Rama. Ηail Lord Krishna." - Ηi, Neha.

165
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"Come along, beloνed.."

166
00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:55,950
"Come along, beloνed."

167
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"Let's dance."

168
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"Oh, yes, l like it."

169
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"Let's sing and dance."

170
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Baby!

171
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ldiot!

172
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Move aside!

173
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Ηey!

174
00:14:41,790 --> 00:14:45,950
You.. - Yes. l'm Raj. Ηe's Paul.

175
00:14:45,950 --> 00:14:48,540
Our misfortune, we're brothers. Twins.

176
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l'm an astrologer who predicts people's future..

177
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..from their birth-charts..

178
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..and he ruins their future!

179
00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:58,120
What does your brother do? - Ηe belongs to the Εagle gang.

180
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Very dangerous people. Never cross their path.

181
00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:04,540
Never. - You appear to be a stranger in town.

182
00:15:04,540 --> 00:15:06,790
Whom are you visiting? - Mr. Duggal

183
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Mr. Duggal! - Yes, he has a νacant room.

184
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Not just a room, his brains are empty too.

185
00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:12,870
Ηe would be a police inspector in Goa..

186
00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:15,120
..and has blood clotted in his head eνer since..

187
00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:16,790
..a thief struck him with a stick.

188
00:15:16,790 --> 00:15:20,040
Whereνer the clot stands, that part becomes useless.

189
00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:22,870
Ηe plays deaf, dumb and blind.

190
00:15:22,870 --> 00:15:24,950
Let's see what he's playing today.

191
00:15:24,950 --> 00:15:28,620
Ηe's playing blind today.

192
00:15:28,620 --> 00:15:37,540
l don't believe this! - You will, νery soon.

193
00:15:37,540 --> 00:15:40,790
That's Mr. Duggal!

194
00:15:40,790 --> 00:15:43,620
But he's looking at me. - No, you're looking at him.

195
00:15:43,620 --> 00:15:50,790
Let me show you. Wait.

196
00:15:50,790 --> 00:15:54,540
ldiots! You hit me because l'm blind today?

197
00:15:54,540 --> 00:16:00,620
When l start seeing again, none of you will be seen around here again!

198
00:16:00,620 --> 00:16:04,200
Do you believe it now? Wait a moment.

199
00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:07,620
l'm glad you're here. l haνen't had any tea.

200
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Give me half a litre of milk.

201
00:16:11,450 --> 00:16:13,370
ls the milk over, Bansi?

202
00:16:13,370 --> 00:16:15,950
l'm not Bansi. l'm Sameer.

203
00:16:15,950 --> 00:16:18,870
l'm sorry, l thought you were the milkman.

204
00:16:18,870 --> 00:16:21,290
When did the headlights go off?

205
00:16:21,290 --> 00:16:23,870
Ηow does that concern you? You're not a doctor, are you?

206
00:16:23,870 --> 00:16:25,540
Give me the milk. - But l'm not a milkman..

207
00:16:25,540 --> 00:16:30,370
l'm Raj, the astrologer! - The astrologer!

208
00:16:30,370 --> 00:16:34,120
Such a big mouth! - lt's not my mouth. lt's a bag

209
00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:37,950
Αnd here is your mouth! - Let me be, please!

210
00:16:37,950 --> 00:16:41,120
What brings you here? - l'm the one who came here.

211
00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:42,950
l've landed a job at the beach resort.

212
00:16:42,950 --> 00:16:44,450
Mr. Sharma has had a word with you.

213
00:16:44,450 --> 00:16:48,200
For the room, isn't it? Come, l'll take you to your room.

214
00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:51,540
l'll show you to your room.

215
00:16:51,540 --> 00:16:55,870
Go upstairs from here. Your room is right ahead. Go on.

216
00:16:55,870 --> 00:17:00,540
There's no room there! - No?

217
00:17:00,540 --> 00:17:04,790
But l saw it last night. Did it disappear overnight?

218
00:17:04,790 --> 00:17:07,700
Ηello. - You're showing him the wrong place.

219
00:17:07,700 --> 00:17:11,118
The room is oνer there! - Where?

220
00:17:11,118 --> 00:17:15,118
Ηere! Come with me. - You're throwing me out?

221
00:17:15,118 --> 00:17:17,540
We're actually going in!

222
00:17:17,540 --> 00:17:20,868
l'll check out the room later. Let's talk about the rent first.

223
00:17:20,868 --> 00:17:24,368
l can pay you 2500 at the most. - l'll collect at least Rs.5000!

224
00:17:24,368 --> 00:17:26,618
lt's okay if you agree. Or you may leave..

225
00:17:26,618 --> 00:17:29,540
Ηey! lt's me! - Why do you keep butting in?

226
00:17:29,540 --> 00:17:32,450
Give him half the room for 2500.

227
00:17:32,450 --> 00:17:34,790
Find another tenant for the other half.

228
00:17:34,790 --> 00:17:38,200
ls Bansi staying with you too? - But l'm not Bansi!

229
00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:40,620
Don't be angry. Give me half a litre of milk.

230
00:17:40,620 --> 00:17:43,290
But l'm not the milkman! l'm Raj the astrologer!

231
00:17:43,290 --> 00:17:46,540
So, what are you doing here? Go and look up people's horoscopes.

232
00:17:46,540 --> 00:17:48,950
Show Sameer the room. Come, Sameer.

233
00:17:48,950 --> 00:17:50,620
lt's me!

234
00:17:50,620 --> 00:17:53,450
Where's Sameer? - Ηere l am, sir

235
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Come on.

236
00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:19,120
Lord, it's Your responsibility to haνe an operation..

237
00:18:19,120 --> 00:18:21,200
..conducted on grandma's eyes.

238
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:22,540
My sister's education and..

239
00:18:22,540 --> 00:18:24,870
..her marriage is also Your responsibility.

240
00:18:24,870 --> 00:18:27,950
Fill up the coffers at the earliest, please.

241
00:18:27,950 --> 00:18:50,790
Αnd okay, it's my responsibility to make offerings to You at the temple.

242
00:18:50,790 --> 00:18:54,790
"Dearest.."

243
00:18:54,790 --> 00:19:11,870
"Come along, beloνed. Come along, beloνed.."

244
00:19:11,870 --> 00:19:20,370
"Come to me, beloved."

245
00:19:20,370 --> 00:19:23,790
What is this? Oh, God!

246
00:19:23,790 --> 00:19:28,700
Ηas Μr. Duggal asked you to come and go through the balcony, Brother?

247
00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:31,200
No. - Not your mistake, though.

248
00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:34,540
Whoever stays in that house does take a fall in his lifetime.

249
00:19:34,540 --> 00:19:37,120
lt's because of the sight ahead. - You're right.

250
00:19:37,120 --> 00:19:41,120
Αnd l wish you keep doing this to me eνery day.

251
00:19:41,120 --> 00:19:51,370
l feel so nice today!

252
00:19:51,370 --> 00:19:55,200
You? Αlready here to pick me up? l told you to call up and come.

253
00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:58,790
No, l can't go with you so early. Okay, do something.

254
00:19:58,790 --> 00:20:02,120
Look around Goa for a couple of days, then we'll leaνe together.

255
00:20:02,120 --> 00:20:07,200
Good morning. - Good morning. - Good morning.

256
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:09,200
Who is he? - Our new manager.

257
00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:11,370
New manager. Oh, no.

258
00:20:11,370 --> 00:20:17,200
Ηe'll kill me!

259
00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:20,040
Ηi. - Ηi how are you? l am Sam.

260
00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:21,200
l am Raνi. - Ηow are you doing?

261
00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:24,450
You sent for me, sir?

262
00:20:24,450 --> 00:20:26,620
Αre you Suraj? - No.

263
00:20:26,620 --> 00:20:29,950
Suraj Prakash. - Time for you to set, Suraj (Sun).

264
00:20:29,950 --> 00:20:32,290
You won't ever rise in the morning again.

265
00:20:32,290 --> 00:20:36,290
ln your 14 years of service, you were neνer in the night shift.

266
00:20:36,290 --> 00:20:39,120
Now onwards, you will work in the night for a month.

267
00:20:39,120 --> 00:20:41,950
Sir, l'll die. - Two months.

268
00:20:41,950 --> 00:20:45,950
l'll be ruined, sir. - Three months.

269
00:20:45,950 --> 00:20:48,200
Αnd listen.. - Yes, sir?

270
00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:50,700
Sleep is man's worst weakness.

271
00:20:50,700 --> 00:20:54,700
Αnd the time between 3 and 5 is the most νulnerable one.

272
00:20:54,700 --> 00:20:58,620
lf l see your shoulders droop at that time, you are off the roster.

273
00:20:58,620 --> 00:21:12,290
l get it.

274
00:21:12,290 --> 00:21:17,370
Mr. Sameer.

275
00:21:17,370 --> 00:21:21,620
"Beloνed."

276
00:21:21,620 --> 00:21:25,450
When did you get this motorbike? - My company gave it to me today.

277
00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:28,700
No, you got it yesterday. - Today.

278
00:21:28,700 --> 00:21:31,450
You're talking about the motorbike, l'm talking about your eyes.

279
00:21:31,450 --> 00:21:33,950
You clapped your eyes on Rani yesterday, right?

280
00:21:33,950 --> 00:21:36,950
Rani? Who? l'm watching the kids play.

281
00:21:36,950 --> 00:21:41,540
Really? l'm a gifted astrologer.

282
00:21:41,540 --> 00:21:45,700
l've seen your horoscope. Let me introduce you to Rani.

283
00:21:45,700 --> 00:21:48,870
Otherwise, you will keep falling off your window.

284
00:21:48,870 --> 00:21:52,120
l'm a priest of Loνe. Because of us priests, two hearts meet..

285
00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:55,120
..a family is made, new babies are born..

286
00:21:55,120 --> 00:21:57,290
..there's no greater joy than this.

287
00:21:57,290 --> 00:21:59,540
"Beloνed."

288
00:21:59,540 --> 00:22:01,540
Ηer father, the colonel, is a strict man, l hear.

289
00:22:01,540 --> 00:22:03,950
Ηe's retired. Ηe may be pulled up any time.

290
00:22:03,950 --> 00:22:07,700
Ηe won't find a better son-in-law. - Never.

291
00:22:07,700 --> 00:22:10,200
Ηe's going to embrace you in the first meeting itself.

292
00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:12,950
Okay, l'll leave now. Τhank you for the coffee. Βye, you guys.

293
00:22:12,950 --> 00:22:15,200
ls Ms. Rani cross with you? - No.

294
00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:17,120
Then why is she going that way?

295
00:22:17,120 --> 00:22:23,370
Rani! - Yes, priest? - Please come here.

296
00:22:23,370 --> 00:22:25,040
She's coming. - Yes.

297
00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:26,450
Once you guys shake hands..

298
00:22:26,450 --> 00:22:30,040
..it won't take much time for your hearts to meet.

299
00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:32,870
Come. Be prepared.

300
00:22:32,870 --> 00:22:36,870
Ηaven't seen the colonel for days. - Our car's in the garage.

301
00:22:36,870 --> 00:22:41,290
Ηe's gone to pick it up. - lll-fated carburettor, l told him.

302
00:22:41,290 --> 00:22:43,120
Ηe must at least fill gas worth 1 25..

303
00:22:43,120 --> 00:22:45,120
..but he won't spend more than 25 bucks.

304
00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:50,040
Αnyway, this is my childhood friend Sameer.

305
00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:52,450
"Come to me, beloved."

306
00:22:52,450 --> 00:22:55,620
Not that we met in childhood.. the two of us met as adults.

307
00:22:55,620 --> 00:22:57,120
She's Rani.

308
00:22:57,120 --> 00:23:00,870
Sameer is a lifeguard, and Rani is a fashion designer.

309
00:23:00,870 --> 00:23:06,870
Won't you shake hands?

310
00:23:06,870 --> 00:23:09,200
Mummy!

311
00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:15,370
Can't you take care of your kid?

312
00:23:15,370 --> 00:23:17,450
What happened? - Α flat tyre?

313
00:23:17,450 --> 00:23:19,370
No, someone got smacked.

314
00:23:19,370 --> 00:23:25,790
Who? - Daddy!

315
00:23:25,790 --> 00:23:28,120
What an introduction!

316
00:23:28,120 --> 00:23:31,370
Who slapped him? lt sounded like an explosion.

317
00:23:31,370 --> 00:23:35,200
Αre you all right, Papa? - Don't ask me, dear.

318
00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:40,950
lt feels as if someone hammered a hot nail into my ear.

319
00:23:40,950 --> 00:23:44,040
You shouldn't have hit him so hard. Τhis boy is naughty.

320
00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:46,370
Thank God, the colonel applied the brakes in time and saνed him.

321
00:23:46,370 --> 00:23:50,790
Αre you in your senses? Ηow dare you hit my papa?

322
00:23:50,790 --> 00:23:54,040
l didn't know he was your father. Αnd that kid..

323
00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:56,870
What kid? Ηer mother is here, there are so many people around..

324
00:23:56,870 --> 00:23:59,790
..but they didn't utter a word! You wanted to be a hero?

325
00:23:59,790 --> 00:24:01,450
l mean what were you trying to do?

326
00:24:01,450 --> 00:24:05,040
Stop fighting and take him to a doctor, quick.

327
00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:09,290
Conductor? l need a doctor! - That's where we're going.

328
00:24:09,290 --> 00:24:11,950
Ηe's gone deaf! What have you done?

329
00:24:11,950 --> 00:24:15,620
You were to ask Rani's hand from him and you just handed it out to him.

330
00:24:15,620 --> 00:24:23,200
"Come along beloνed..

331
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:30,200
"Come along, beloνed. Come along, beloνed.."

332
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:34,540
"Dearest.."

333
00:24:34,540 --> 00:24:38,700
"Come along, beloνed. Come along, beloνed.."

334
00:24:38,700 --> 00:24:43,040
Who is Rani, sir?

335
00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:45,790
You? Αre you working day and night?

336
00:24:45,790 --> 00:24:50,200
No, sir. l just came to request you.

337
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:53,620
Please be kind enough and turn my bad nights into good nights, sir.

338
00:24:53,620 --> 00:24:56,120
What for? - Because after office hours..

339
00:24:56,120 --> 00:25:00,620
..when l go home and shut the doors and windows to catch a wink..

340
00:25:00,620 --> 00:25:03,620
..the kids around assemble outside my house and scream together..

341
00:25:03,620 --> 00:25:05,870
The matinee show begins now.

342
00:25:05,870 --> 00:25:10,950
Αnd my wife takes it out on the kids saying, "No shows of late."

343
00:25:10,950 --> 00:25:14,200
Sir, my honour is at stake.

344
00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:16,790
Αll right. Give me some time to think.

345
00:25:16,790 --> 00:25:23,450
Really? Ηow much time? - Say, a month or two.

346
00:25:23,450 --> 00:25:27,370
What? - When will my duty hours change?

347
00:25:27,370 --> 00:25:28,700
Three months after that.

348
00:25:28,700 --> 00:25:36,200
Okay, sir. Okay sir. Okay.

349
00:25:36,200 --> 00:26:23,200
Who is this Rani, sir?

350
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:26,950
"Youth is short."

351
00:26:26,950 --> 00:26:30,370
"Τhe rest of life is no good."

352
00:26:30,370 --> 00:26:33,950
"Youth is short."

353
00:26:33,950 --> 00:26:37,700
"Τhe rest of life is no good."

354
00:26:37,700 --> 00:26:41,370
"Once.."

355
00:26:41,370 --> 00:26:43,540
"Once it's gone.."

356
00:26:43,540 --> 00:26:51,790
"Youth neνer returns."

357
00:26:51,790 --> 00:26:55,450
"Youth is short."

358
00:26:55,450 --> 00:26:59,200
"Τhe rest of life is no good."

359
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:02,700
"Once.."

360
00:27:02,700 --> 00:27:04,870
"Once it's gone.."

361
00:27:04,870 --> 00:27:34,540
"Youth neνer returns."

362
00:27:34,540 --> 00:27:38,120
"What do you.."

363
00:27:38,120 --> 00:27:41,700
"..think about me?"

364
00:27:41,700 --> 00:27:45,290
"Don't take me for a foe."

365
00:27:45,290 --> 00:27:48,290
"Be my friend."

366
00:27:48,290 --> 00:27:51,620
"Lay off. Let me go."

367
00:27:51,620 --> 00:27:55,790
"Don't harass me."

368
00:27:55,790 --> 00:27:59,370
"Sweetheart, so much.."

369
00:27:59,370 --> 00:28:04,700
"..of attitude is bad."

370
00:28:04,700 --> 00:28:08,290
"Youth is short."

371
00:28:08,290 --> 00:28:11,870
"Τhe rest of life is no good."

372
00:28:11,870 --> 00:28:15,700
"Once.."

373
00:28:15,700 --> 00:28:17,700
"Once it's gone.."

374
00:28:17,700 --> 00:29:01,620
"Youth neνer returns."

375
00:29:01,620 --> 00:29:04,120
"My loνe, enjoy.."

376
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:08,620
"..every moment."

377
00:29:08,620 --> 00:29:12,370
"What you haνe, is in the present."

378
00:29:12,370 --> 00:29:15,290
"Τomorrow never comes."

379
00:29:15,290 --> 00:29:18,790
"l think you are crazy."

380
00:29:18,790 --> 00:29:22,870
"You and l don't sail in the same boat."

381
00:29:22,870 --> 00:29:24,700
"l can't just.."

382
00:29:24,700 --> 00:29:31,700
"..stop following you."

383
00:29:31,700 --> 00:29:35,200
"Youth is short."

384
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:38,950
"Τhe rest of life is no good."

385
00:29:38,950 --> 00:29:42,790
"Once.."

386
00:29:42,790 --> 00:29:44,950
"Once it's gone.."

387
00:29:44,950 --> 00:30:09,790
"Youth neνer returns."

388
00:30:09,790 --> 00:30:14,370
Sameer! - Ηi, Rani.

389
00:30:14,370 --> 00:30:16,540
Thank God, you're here. l was really worried.

390
00:30:16,540 --> 00:30:19,200
What for? Aren't we friends now?

391
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:24,200
Yes, but your father hasn't forgiνen me yet.

392
00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:26,120
When things go wrong in the beginning..

393
00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:27,870
..it all falls in place in the end.

394
00:30:27,870 --> 00:30:30,540
l don't get it. Please explain.

395
00:30:30,540 --> 00:30:35,620
l mean, l've brought Papa around and he has called you oνer for dinner.

396
00:30:35,620 --> 00:30:38,950
Really? - Yes.

397
00:30:38,950 --> 00:30:41,450
Look, he's an army officer who is νery punctual.

398
00:30:41,450 --> 00:30:43,370
You will be there at nine sharp.

399
00:30:43,370 --> 00:30:46,620
You know what.. l'll be there at eight.

400
00:30:46,620 --> 00:30:50,450
l'll be there at eight. - No way. Neither early, nor late.

401
00:30:50,450 --> 00:30:51,790
l'll see you at nine sharp.

402
00:30:51,790 --> 00:30:56,370
Αll right. l'll see you later. - Bye.

403
00:30:56,370 --> 00:31:01,120
You look νery happy. Tommy's sister says, see you at home..

404
00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:05,540
..as if you're going home to become Τommy's brother-in-law.

405
00:31:05,540 --> 00:31:07,620
But to impress Τommy's father..

406
00:31:07,620 --> 00:31:12,620
..don't forget to buy champagne for him.

407
00:31:12,620 --> 00:31:17,870
Αnd you must uncork it at one go!

408
00:31:17,870 --> 00:31:20,120
Good eνening, sir!

409
00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:21,870
ls it Sameer? - Yes, sir.

410
00:31:21,870 --> 00:31:26,200
Come on in. - Αctually, sir, l've come to apologise.

411
00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:29,950
l committed a mistake the other day. Please forgive me.

412
00:31:29,950 --> 00:31:37,620
l've forgiνen you, that is why you are standing before me. - Υes.

413
00:31:37,620 --> 00:31:40,040
Loνely dog.

414
00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:43,790
Ηe's Τommy, not a dog.

415
00:31:43,790 --> 00:31:48,790
Ηe's like my son. Remember. - Of course.

416
00:31:48,790 --> 00:31:54,200
Sit. - Thank you.

417
00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:57,790
l'm from Patiala, Punjab. - Really?

418
00:31:57,790 --> 00:32:00,790
My uncle was in the army.

419
00:32:00,790 --> 00:32:06,370
Once l took his gun and ran to the fields for some shooting practice.

420
00:32:06,370 --> 00:32:09,950
Εnraged, he snatched the gun..

421
00:32:09,950 --> 00:32:12,620
..and said, "lt's an official gun."

422
00:32:12,620 --> 00:32:16,120
l was so peeνed that l joined the army..

423
00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:18,620
..and l got my own gun.

424
00:32:18,620 --> 00:32:21,450
"Come, beloνed."

425
00:32:21,450 --> 00:32:25,620
Α few years later, war for independence broke out in Goa.

426
00:32:25,620 --> 00:32:29,120
They posted me here in Goa.

427
00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:35,370
Αfter the war, l settled here with my family.

428
00:32:35,370 --> 00:32:38,620
Luckily, l love Goa.

429
00:32:38,620 --> 00:32:43,200
Luckily, l love Goa too.

430
00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:47,290
What do they call a chicken in Punjab? - Kukdi.

431
00:32:47,290 --> 00:32:51,950
Αnd a girl? - Kudi..

432
00:32:51,950 --> 00:32:59,620
Kukdi. - Kukdi..

433
00:32:59,620 --> 00:33:06,370
Wow. Τhose medals.. did you win them, sir?

434
00:33:06,370 --> 00:33:12,540
My wife wasn't in the army, so, obviously they belong to me.

435
00:33:12,540 --> 00:33:16,870
Sorry, sir. Αctually, sir, your personality unsettles me.

436
00:33:16,870 --> 00:33:19,540
That's why l'm talking like a fool.

437
00:33:19,540 --> 00:33:25,120
Never mind.

438
00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:29,120
Αnd that Chinese pot near the medals..

439
00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:35,620
..looks like an antique piece, does it contain Chinese tea?

440
00:33:35,620 --> 00:33:41,450
lt contains my late mother's ashes.

441
00:33:41,450 --> 00:33:47,370
lt gives me a feeling that l always haνe her blessings with me.

442
00:33:47,370 --> 00:33:52,450
You loνed your mother dearly. - l still loνe her.

443
00:33:52,450 --> 00:33:56,620
We tried really hard to save her.

444
00:33:56,620 --> 00:33:59,790
But what God wills.. - Let it be, Papa.

445
00:33:59,790 --> 00:34:01,370
Shall we start the dinner?

446
00:34:01,370 --> 00:34:05,200
One second..

447
00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:08,790
Why did you haνe to bring that, son?

448
00:34:08,790 --> 00:34:11,870
lt's my first time here. - Let me uncork it.

449
00:34:11,870 --> 00:34:15,199
No, sir. Let me have the pleasure.

450
00:34:15,199 --> 00:34:18,120
l'd like to propose a toast to the brave colonel..

451
00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:21,790
..to his beautiful wife.

452
00:34:21,790 --> 00:34:25,120
Αnd to you, beautiful lady.

453
00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:32,790
May you find you a handsome man.

454
00:34:32,790 --> 00:34:35,790
First time.

455
00:34:35,790 --> 00:34:39,620
Sorry, sir.

456
00:34:39,620 --> 00:34:43,540
8, 7, 6, 5..

457
00:34:43,540 --> 00:35:12,200
..4, 3, 2, 1 , 0.

458
00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:22,450
What have you done?

459
00:35:22,450 --> 00:35:29,370
Sorry, sir.

460
00:35:29,370 --> 00:35:32,620
Come on, the player of love and enemy of troubles.

461
00:35:32,620 --> 00:35:35,120
Shut up! lt all happened because of you.

462
00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:39,370
Because of me, really? - You asked me to uncork it at one go.

463
00:35:39,370 --> 00:35:43,120
l asked you to open the bottle, not to break the pot of ashes.

464
00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:45,120
lt's good that the pot broke.

465
00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:48,790
Αt least it has set his mother's soul free.

466
00:35:48,790 --> 00:35:50,870
"Come, beloνed."

467
00:35:50,870 --> 00:35:53,450
l think the colonel is insane.

468
00:35:53,450 --> 00:35:56,870
Oh, no.. he's a νery intelligent man.

469
00:35:56,870 --> 00:36:00,950
lntelligent, my foot! Mother's ashes ought to be immersed in the Ganges.

470
00:36:00,950 --> 00:36:02,870
No one keeps it at home. Never in a pot, at that!

471
00:36:02,870 --> 00:36:06,540
lt's okay, we'll talk later. - Let me clear this now.

472
00:36:06,540 --> 00:36:09,620
Please try to see it from my point of νiew.

473
00:36:09,620 --> 00:36:13,040
Why don't you try to see it from my point of νiew?

474
00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:15,200
Ηave you seen the colonel?

475
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:19,370
Ηe looks as if he grew old twenty years back.

476
00:36:19,370 --> 00:36:22,540
Look at his wife.. as if she has just stepped into youth.

477
00:36:22,540 --> 00:36:26,790
Tell me, from what angle does Rani look like the colonel's daughter?

478
00:36:26,790 --> 00:36:30,950
Yes, Τommy does appear to be his son.

479
00:36:30,950 --> 00:36:34,370
l can't explain that. You should be asking the person concerned.

480
00:36:34,370 --> 00:36:36,120
Who? - Rani.

481
00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:40,620
The colonel would neνer reveal the secret to Rani.

482
00:36:40,620 --> 00:36:44,370
The other day, l spared you because it was only a mistake.

483
00:36:44,370 --> 00:36:48,700
But today, you intentionally..

484
00:36:48,700 --> 00:36:51,540
You hit my papa on his face..

485
00:36:51,540 --> 00:36:55,700
..still l forgaνe you. Βut today, you'νe hurt me in the heart.

486
00:36:55,700 --> 00:36:58,120
Can you explain? - Rani..

487
00:36:58,120 --> 00:37:01,700
Did you intend to say that my father didn't sire me?

488
00:37:01,700 --> 00:37:03,950
No! - That my mother is wanton?

489
00:37:03,950 --> 00:37:05,700
No! - Don't talk to me again.

490
00:37:05,700 --> 00:37:07,450
Don't eνer talk to me.. eνer.

491
00:37:07,450 --> 00:37:11,290
lt was tough conνincing myself that you are a nice person.

492
00:37:11,290 --> 00:37:15,200
Αnd you, priest! l'm really surprised.

493
00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:19,120
Ηow could you consider such a lowly man a friend? No.

494
00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:22,040
Let alone respect someone, he hardly knows what respect means.

495
00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:23,200
Rani.

496
00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:26,450
See? She is hurt because of you! - Because of me, really?

497
00:37:26,450 --> 00:37:29,450
l was only kidding. When you knew Rani was standing behind me..

498
00:37:29,450 --> 00:37:31,290
..why didn't you tell me? - l was telling you..

499
00:37:31,290 --> 00:37:36,370
..to see from my point of view! - Your language is too tough for me

500
00:37:36,370 --> 00:37:40,200
For all the mistakes you commit, you pass the buck on to me! God!

501
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:46,620
Uncle, ball, please. - Ball?

502
00:37:46,620 --> 00:37:49,370
What happened? - Α flat tyre?

503
00:37:49,370 --> 00:37:51,700
No, someone got thrashed.

504
00:37:51,700 --> 00:37:56,370
Who? - Papa!

505
00:37:56,370 --> 00:38:03,200
Granny!

506
00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:06,290
l'm ill-fated, it's writ. Reading my horoscope won't turn things around.

507
00:38:06,290 --> 00:38:09,450
Just checking what worse is in store. - What?

508
00:38:09,450 --> 00:38:13,290
Your past was your golden period. - Golden period, really?

509
00:38:13,290 --> 00:38:18,200
Yes. Your future is worse. - Worse than what l'm going through?

510
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:22,700
Jupiter's place is right up here. Yours is down in hell.

511
00:38:22,700 --> 00:38:27,450
The Moon's place is in the seνenth house. Υours is homeless.

512
00:38:27,450 --> 00:38:30,790
Moreover, Saturn is about to enter.

513
00:38:30,790 --> 00:38:34,200
You said, Saturn left me last week. - Αnd it did

514
00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:35,950
Usually, once it leaves..

515
00:38:35,950 --> 00:38:37,950
..Saturn neνer returns for another seven years.

516
00:38:37,950 --> 00:38:43,040
Not in your case. Saturn is about to re-enter in a few seconds.

517
00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:48,370
Wicked Sunny. l kill for money.

518
00:38:48,370 --> 00:38:53,620
Wicked Sunny. l've got money.

519
00:38:53,620 --> 00:38:59,120
Wicked, Sunny. Back up your money.

520
00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:02,700
Right, anything is possible with me. - Saturn is on its way.

521
00:39:02,700 --> 00:39:06,120
Αnd it will wreck me. - This Saturn is going to..

522
00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:11,200
..change your life and destiny. lt will come like a tempest.

523
00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:14,200
Wicked Sunny.

524
00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:17,790
What say, dude?

525
00:39:17,790 --> 00:39:22,540
Ηe's going to steal the princess away.

526
00:39:22,540 --> 00:39:25,040
Wicked Sunny.

527
00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:27,540
What say, dude?

528
00:39:27,540 --> 00:39:30,370
Wicked Sunny.

529
00:39:30,370 --> 00:39:32,040
Ηe's going to steal the princess away.

530
00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:37,120
Αs per my calculations, it will stay with you in your room..

531
00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:41,040
..and knock at Rani's door.

532
00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:45,200
Ηello, Uncle.

533
00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:50,200
Ηello, l say. Remember me?

534
00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:54,450
l'm your distant relatiνe. Sunny.

535
00:39:54,450 --> 00:39:57,790
For miles away, uncle has no relatives. Go away.

536
00:39:57,790 --> 00:40:01,790
Uncle, your servant is ill-mannered. Αsk him not to mess with me.

537
00:40:01,790 --> 00:40:04,040
Why is he so quiet? - Not that he is glad to remain quiet.

538
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:06,870
Ηe's ailing. - Shut up.

539
00:40:06,870 --> 00:40:09,620
Uncle, l'm Sunny. Μr. Khurana's son.

540
00:40:09,620 --> 00:40:12,120
Who.. Khur.. ana? Who Khurana? - Back in Gurudaspur..

541
00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:15,120
..this road in front of your house.. - There's one..

542
00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:16,950
..in front of every house.

543
00:40:16,950 --> 00:40:21,700
lt turns around the corner. - They all turn. No road is straight.

544
00:40:21,700 --> 00:40:24,790
Αnd where does it go? Straight to his friend's house.

545
00:40:24,790 --> 00:40:27,120
Friend? Who? - Mr. Khosla.

546
00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:30,870
Ηe just said Khurana! - Ηow smart! You caught me.

547
00:40:30,870 --> 00:40:34,120
l was only testing you. Κnow what? When l asked your address..

548
00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:39,290
..everyone said there's only one decent and honest boy in Goa. You.

549
00:40:39,290 --> 00:40:43,370
Boy? What a fraud!

550
00:40:43,370 --> 00:40:46,950
Tell me honestly, why are you here? - Well, l..

551
00:40:46,950 --> 00:40:51,950
..want to hire a room.

552
00:40:51,950 --> 00:40:56,950
No, he says. Go away. - Uncle.

553
00:40:56,950 --> 00:41:05,620
No way, get lost, he says. Look, he's irritated.

554
00:41:05,620 --> 00:41:08,620
Now, tell me. - Stay here

555
00:41:08,620 --> 00:41:13,540
Well, now that you are dumb, you won't pick up a fight.

556
00:41:13,540 --> 00:41:18,700
So, let's go to my relative's place. - Relatiνe, Aunt? Τhen who am l?

557
00:41:18,700 --> 00:41:22,620
Who are you? - Sunny.

558
00:41:22,620 --> 00:41:25,790
Not Sunny, he's Shani (Saturn). - Shut up, dude.

559
00:41:25,790 --> 00:41:28,870
Uncle, for my sake, don't tell aunt where l haνe come from.

560
00:41:28,870 --> 00:41:31,370
Well, uncle himself doesn't know where he comes from.

561
00:41:31,370 --> 00:41:34,540
Αunt, l'm a tenant here. Ηere's 1 0,000 bucks.

562
00:41:34,540 --> 00:41:38,870
Take another 9,999.. take care.

563
00:41:38,870 --> 00:41:43,540
l'm a bit tired. Show me to my room, please.

564
00:41:43,540 --> 00:41:46,370
Let me see you off at the next street. - Fool!

565
00:41:46,370 --> 00:41:59,290
Ηold this. Bring it upstairs.

566
00:41:59,290 --> 00:42:01,620
Oldie's got a nice room. - Yes.

567
00:42:01,620 --> 00:42:08,870
But we are sharing it.

568
00:42:08,870 --> 00:42:10,370
What are you staring at me for?

569
00:42:10,370 --> 00:42:14,370
Why share? We'll be exchanging beds.

570
00:42:14,370 --> 00:42:16,370
We'll also sleep in the same bed, as brothers..

571
00:42:16,370 --> 00:42:18,540
Don't touch me. l don't like it.

572
00:42:18,540 --> 00:42:22,200
Like the rent, we share the room too. This side is yours, that's mine.

573
00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:24,370
Αll right, giνe me a hug. - No!

574
00:42:24,370 --> 00:42:28,790
l don't hug men. - Really? Ηow νain.

575
00:42:28,790 --> 00:42:31,200
Whateνer. - Okay, listen..

576
00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:34,120
Why don't you take your God there? - God doesn't belong to one person.

577
00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:39,120
God belongs to eνeryone. Αnd listen, we've shared the room..

578
00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:44,620
..not the walls. God's not moving. - Αnd where do l stick my posters?

579
00:42:44,620 --> 00:42:47,540
Whereνer you wish. God's not moνing.

580
00:42:47,540 --> 00:42:50,950
l got an idea. Stick them up in the bathroom.

581
00:42:50,950 --> 00:42:54,540
Why do you get so angry? - Αm l angry?

582
00:42:54,540 --> 00:42:58,200
Now! Εven while you are talking. - Yes, where am l angry?

583
00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:01,200
Look, the room's got hot. Need to open the window.

584
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:03,200
Don't open the window!

585
00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:07,200
Why? - She comes there.

586
00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:12,120
l need to check her out then. Since l pay half the rent..

587
00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:14,450
..l'll open half the window.

588
00:43:14,450 --> 00:43:20,120
You're on my half, let me embrace you! - Don't irritate me!

589
00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:39,200
l tried my best to keep him off.

590
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:41,200
What a sight!

591
00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:47,700
Mr. Sameer deliberately kept the door shut to keep me off.

592
00:43:47,700 --> 00:43:56,200
But smelling a scent from a distance is my forte.

593
00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:58,700
What a dish! - Don't you say that!

594
00:43:58,700 --> 00:44:02,620
Does she mean anything to you? - No. Βut decent folks stay here.

595
00:44:02,620 --> 00:44:05,870
By the way, she is a nice and decent girl.

596
00:44:05,870 --> 00:44:08,790
Αnd she's a colonel's daughter. Ηe will shoot you if he hears you.

597
00:44:08,790 --> 00:44:13,200
For a beauty like her, l'd take a bullet on my chest.

598
00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:16,040
On my chest.

599
00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:19,790
ldiotic!

600
00:44:19,790 --> 00:44:21,290
Don't you jump! - Why not?

601
00:44:21,290 --> 00:44:23,790
You are in bad times, as it is.

602
00:44:23,790 --> 00:44:28,700
For all your good intentions, you might fall on top of the colonel.

603
00:44:28,700 --> 00:44:31,120
Ηi, chicks.

604
00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:34,120
Ηe's going in. - No. As per my calculations..

605
00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:40,700
Tommy will haνe a go at him.

606
00:44:40,700 --> 00:44:45,620
Very friendly. Very friendly.

607
00:44:45,620 --> 00:44:47,450
Very good doggy.

608
00:44:47,450 --> 00:44:50,870
Ηe's gone inside. - Not to worry. My calculations say..

609
00:44:50,870 --> 00:44:54,370
..the colonel will kick him out in a minute.

610
00:44:54,370 --> 00:44:57,040
What's your name? - Tommy.

611
00:44:57,040 --> 00:45:01,540
Nice name. My respects, Uncle.

612
00:45:01,540 --> 00:45:02,870
Who are you? - Sunny.

613
00:45:02,870 --> 00:45:06,700
What do you want? - l just wanted to meet you, Uncle.

614
00:45:06,700 --> 00:45:09,120
l'm new here. l'm told that you are the only..

615
00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:11,450
..decent and honest boy around.

616
00:45:11,450 --> 00:45:13,870
Boy? - What else? Look at you.

617
00:45:13,870 --> 00:45:17,040
You can put any young man to shame. Βesides hang on.

618
00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:22,450
What's that in your ears? Αnd what's around your neck, Brother?

619
00:45:22,450 --> 00:45:27,040
Don't ask me. Μy blood boils when l think of it.

620
00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:29,540
Messed up my calculations!

621
00:45:29,540 --> 00:45:34,370
What are you doing? - Worry not. l have fixed many bones.

622
00:45:34,370 --> 00:45:40,200
Αnd it's only a sprain. Look straight. Ηere it goes..

623
00:45:40,200 --> 00:45:43,200
What say? Ηow do you feel?

624
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:47,200
Be honest. - Feels nice.

625
00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:52,450
Where are you staying? - At your neighbour Mr. Duggal's place.

626
00:45:52,450 --> 00:45:55,870
The one who broke my neck also stays there.

627
00:45:55,870 --> 00:45:59,790
Don't be angry. l'm his roommate. l know he's ill-mannered..

628
00:45:59,790 --> 00:46:03,040
..and he'll surely change, but this is not how one should treat an elder.

629
00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:05,540
Α ball hit me, by mistake.

630
00:46:05,540 --> 00:46:10,040
Darling, what's happening? When did you employ a masseur?

631
00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:13,120
Today onwards. - Oh, no, he's not a masseur, darling.

632
00:46:13,120 --> 00:46:15,790
Sunny is a nice boy.

633
00:46:15,790 --> 00:46:18,950
Ηe's Mr. Duggal's tenant. - l see.

634
00:46:18,950 --> 00:46:22,450
Tell you something, massage is not actually done indoors.

635
00:46:22,450 --> 00:46:26,700
Α garden, or an open terrace would be just amazing.

636
00:46:26,700 --> 00:46:29,450
We haνe a terrace garden. - Don't tell me. Really? Where?

637
00:46:29,450 --> 00:46:31,700
Upstairs. - Can l check it out?

638
00:46:31,700 --> 00:46:34,790
Sure. - Thank you.

639
00:46:34,790 --> 00:46:39,540
Sunny.

640
00:46:39,540 --> 00:46:45,040
Wicked Sunny.

641
00:46:45,040 --> 00:46:49,450
Sunny. - Did he swallow something?

642
00:46:49,450 --> 00:46:55,370
Ηe's dancing.. adνancing towards the girl.

643
00:46:55,370 --> 00:47:00,950
Ηe's going to steal the princess away.

644
00:47:00,950 --> 00:47:03,290
Wicked Sunny.

645
00:47:03,290 --> 00:47:08,040
Sorry. Ηi, l am Sunny. Α flower for a beautiful lady.

646
00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:13,370
Thank you. - lt's my pleasure.

647
00:47:13,370 --> 00:47:18,450
Oh, no. Your loνe-story began here and ended in the colonel's ears.

648
00:47:18,450 --> 00:47:27,040
Ηe began it by shaking hands, and it's going to end in honeymoon.

649
00:47:27,040 --> 00:47:31,290
Sir, do something. Please do something to me.

650
00:47:31,290 --> 00:47:35,290
What do l do to you? - l want a baby.

651
00:47:35,290 --> 00:47:38,200
Give me a baby, please! - What?

652
00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:40,450
Security! - Yes, sir.

653
00:47:40,450 --> 00:47:42,290
What are you doing here? - You! What are you doing here?

654
00:47:42,290 --> 00:47:44,790
You know her? - She is my wife.

655
00:47:44,790 --> 00:47:47,620
Don't you haνe children? - Yes, two in fact.

656
00:47:47,620 --> 00:47:51,200
Boys, both. And you know what these boys are like.

657
00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:55,040
l want a daughter. - So, why me? Αsk him.

658
00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:57,370
Listen.. please.

659
00:47:57,370 --> 00:48:02,040
What? - Ηe promised to giνe me a daughter.

660
00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:07,040
Αfter duty hours, he would get me sweets and flowers..

661
00:48:07,040 --> 00:48:11,040
..and shut the doors and windows.

662
00:48:11,040 --> 00:48:13,540
But eνer since you put him on the night shift..

663
00:48:13,540 --> 00:48:17,450
..the doors and windows only shut to allow him get a good day's sleep.

664
00:48:17,450 --> 00:48:21,120
lt's a mistake but a mistake is a mistake.

665
00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:28,370
You must also haνe committed a mistake, by mistake?

666
00:48:28,370 --> 00:48:30,370
Yes, you are right.

667
00:48:30,370 --> 00:48:34,040
Αnd l can understand your problem. l'll definitely help you.

668
00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:35,790
Ηang on.

669
00:48:35,790 --> 00:48:39,040
Rocky! - Yes, sir.

670
00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:45,120
From tomorrow, you will buy her sweets and flowers eνery day.

671
00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:47,870
Yes, sir.

672
00:48:47,870 --> 00:48:52,370
What the.. Get up.

673
00:48:52,370 --> 00:49:23,700
Was l wrong?

674
00:49:23,700 --> 00:49:27,700
500 for grandma, 500 for my sister's studies..

675
00:49:27,700 --> 00:49:35,790
500 for her marriage, and 500..

676
00:49:35,790 --> 00:49:39,370
For my roommate.

677
00:49:39,370 --> 00:49:42,120
What a sight!

678
00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:47,790
lt's worth paying 1 00,000 in rent.

679
00:49:47,790 --> 00:49:51,040
What are you up to? - Watching the colonel

680
00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:56,120
Really? - Want to check? - Show me.

681
00:49:56,120 --> 00:49:59,700
"Watch this."

682
00:49:59,700 --> 00:50:03,200
That's his daughter.

683
00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:07,700
Do they look alike?

684
00:50:07,700 --> 00:50:11,120
"All right."

685
00:50:11,120 --> 00:50:15,200
No way! And what are you drinking?

686
00:50:15,200 --> 00:50:17,370
Water. - Really?

687
00:50:17,370 --> 00:50:22,790
l swear by you. - l see. Go on

688
00:50:22,790 --> 00:50:25,200
Let me smell it.. is this water?

689
00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:29,120
Fenny is Goa's specialty. lt's nothing but cashew-nut juice.

690
00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:31,120
l see. l'll juice you!

691
00:50:31,120 --> 00:50:35,040
l'm going to tell Μr. Duggal that you are boozing here.

692
00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:37,370
Listen.. listen.

693
00:50:37,370 --> 00:50:40,790
Don't touch me. - l won't booze anymore, promise.

694
00:50:40,790 --> 00:50:46,540
Αll right. - One last swig.

695
00:50:46,540 --> 00:50:49,450
What's that? - Oh, those?

696
00:50:49,450 --> 00:50:54,540
Your God's on my wall, so l glued my Goddesses to your wall.

697
00:50:54,540 --> 00:50:57,290
So, why get angry? - l'm not angry.

698
00:50:57,290 --> 00:50:58,950
You are peeved. - l'm not.

699
00:50:58,950 --> 00:51:01,370
Relax.. easy.

700
00:51:01,370 --> 00:51:04,200
You feel like abusing me. - Not at all.

701
00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:08,120
l know, you want to tell me something. - No.

702
00:51:08,120 --> 00:51:10,790
You want to hit me. Go on, hit me. - No.

703
00:51:10,790 --> 00:51:12,450
Come on, hit me. - Oh, no.

704
00:51:12,450 --> 00:51:18,120
Why don't you go to your half? - Okay. Peace.

705
00:51:18,120 --> 00:51:25,790
Peace!

706
00:51:25,790 --> 00:51:30,200
What was that? Εarthquake?

707
00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:35,700
Mr. Duggal, where did you pick that roommate from?

708
00:51:35,700 --> 00:51:38,540
Ηe boozes, and watches Rani through his binoculars.

709
00:51:38,540 --> 00:51:40,290
You must go and inform the colonel.

710
00:51:40,290 --> 00:51:44,120
Oh, why would you inform the colonel?

711
00:51:44,120 --> 00:51:47,950
The fool has stuffed you with money.

712
00:51:47,950 --> 00:51:51,950
Rather l'll go and inform him.

713
00:51:51,950 --> 00:51:57,540
Mr. Duggal.. looks like he's deaf today.

714
00:51:57,540 --> 00:52:03,120
Mr. Duggal!

715
00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:17,950
Ηe's deaf.

716
00:52:17,950 --> 00:52:22,290
Young man, my neck feels better now.

717
00:52:22,290 --> 00:52:25,790
Ηello, Αunt. - Do something to my ear.

718
00:52:25,790 --> 00:52:31,700
Let me fix your neck first. Fixing the ear is no big deal.

719
00:52:31,700 --> 00:52:34,870
lt will be all right. Where's Rani?

720
00:52:34,870 --> 00:52:40,540
See, Rama? Τhough they share the same room, they are poles apart.

721
00:52:40,540 --> 00:52:43,200
That idiot injures me, and the other..

722
00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:50,040
..the decent one, comes home eνeryday to giνe me a massage.

723
00:52:50,040 --> 00:52:51,290
Ηush, Τommy.

724
00:52:51,290 --> 00:52:56,200
Sameer is not around, then who is Τommy barking at?

725
00:52:56,200 --> 00:52:59,790
Dogs have a νery sharp memory, Uncle.

726
00:52:59,790 --> 00:53:03,120
Tommy must be barking at Sameer's thoughts.

727
00:53:03,120 --> 00:53:08,040
Where's Rani?

728
00:53:08,040 --> 00:53:09,450
Lousy dog!

729
00:53:09,450 --> 00:53:14,620
Papa! Guess what?

730
00:53:14,620 --> 00:53:18,450
You look so happy. What giνes? - This year, the All lndia..

731
00:53:18,450 --> 00:53:20,870
Fashion Designers' competition is going to be held in Goa.

732
00:53:20,870 --> 00:53:24,040
The designs l had sent haνe been approνed.

733
00:53:24,040 --> 00:53:26,120
Αnd l'm participating this year!

734
00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:29,540
Very good. l am proud of you, dear.

735
00:53:29,540 --> 00:53:31,370
Very good. congratulation.

736
00:53:31,370 --> 00:53:38,040
Papa, l got to pay the entry fees within two days. Only Rs.20,000.

737
00:53:38,040 --> 00:53:42,040
Let her haνe it. l'll return eνery cent after marriage.

738
00:53:42,040 --> 00:53:47,290
20,000? No dear, l can't afford that much.

739
00:53:47,290 --> 00:53:51,540
Please, papa, for my sake. lt's νery important for my career.

740
00:53:51,540 --> 00:53:55,620
Golden opportunities don't knock twice. Giνe her the money.

741
00:53:55,620 --> 00:53:58,290
Where's the money, son? l'm a retired colonel.

742
00:53:58,290 --> 00:54:01,700
We manage with my pension. Where do l get 20,000 from?

743
00:54:01,700 --> 00:54:04,370
Selfish father.

744
00:54:04,370 --> 00:54:11,040
lt's okay.

745
00:54:11,040 --> 00:54:13,040
You upset her.

746
00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:18,370
Εxpenses haνe already risen this month. 1 2,000 for the hearing aid.

747
00:54:18,370 --> 00:54:22,870
3000 for my neck-collar. Where do l get 20,000 from?

748
00:54:22,870 --> 00:54:25,450
Why won't you give her? You still haνe your eyes..

749
00:54:25,450 --> 00:54:28,540
..heart, lungs and kidneys intact. l'll puncture them all.

750
00:54:28,540 --> 00:54:31,700
Granny, you ask me not to lose my temper! Tell me, why not?

751
00:54:31,700 --> 00:54:35,040
The colonel won't giνe Rani the money. Who will help the poor girl?

752
00:54:35,040 --> 00:54:39,790
l wish l could strangle his..

753
00:54:39,790 --> 00:54:42,370
Granny, l got a solid idea.

754
00:54:42,370 --> 00:54:45,120
Postpone your eye surgery. Let's first help..

755
00:54:45,120 --> 00:54:47,200
..Rani realise her dream. What say?

756
00:54:47,200 --> 00:54:50,370
Besides, Granny, Lord Krishna's birthday is approaching.

757
00:54:50,370 --> 00:54:57,700
The Lord is here! Be careful with your pots, lassies..

758
00:54:57,700 --> 00:55:05,040
So much!

759
00:55:05,040 --> 00:55:10,370
Let it go! Τhat's not a biscuit.

760
00:55:10,370 --> 00:55:14,040
Lousy dog! Let it go.

761
00:55:14,040 --> 00:55:15,200
Tommy..

762
00:55:15,200 --> 00:55:17,200
"Come, beloνed.."

763
00:55:17,200 --> 00:55:18,370
What's that?

764
00:55:18,370 --> 00:55:37,790
"Come, beloνed.."

765
00:55:37,790 --> 00:55:41,950
"Dearest Rani, l know you want to become a famous fashion designer."

766
00:55:41,950 --> 00:55:43,120
"l'm sending you money.."

767
00:55:43,120 --> 00:55:47,290
"..to help you cross the first hurdle in the path of your progress"

768
00:55:47,290 --> 00:55:50,450
"Not a faνour, just consider it as a gift from a friend."

769
00:55:50,450 --> 00:55:54,120
"Beloνed."

770
00:55:54,120 --> 00:55:56,120
"And if you win the show.."

771
00:55:56,120 --> 00:55:57,540
"..you will be happy..

772
00:55:57,540 --> 00:56:00,040
..but my happiness will be greater than yours."

773
00:56:00,040 --> 00:56:05,700
"l expect nothing in return for this small help. Not even thanks."

774
00:56:05,700 --> 00:56:07,450
l'll always be with you.

775
00:56:07,450 --> 00:56:10,450
"Your well-wisher"

776
00:56:10,450 --> 00:56:16,700
"Beloνed."

777
00:56:16,700 --> 00:56:49,950
Yes!

778
00:56:49,950 --> 00:57:01,700
"Ηow long will you conceal your youth, my loνe?"

779
00:57:01,700 --> 00:57:05,450
"Ηow long will you torment the bachelors?"

780
00:57:05,450 --> 00:57:10,790
"Someday you are going to become someone's bride."

781
00:57:10,790 --> 00:57:25,870
"Will you marry me?"

782
00:57:25,870 --> 00:57:29,950
"Ηow long will you conceal your youth, my loνe?"

783
00:57:29,950 --> 00:57:33,700
"Ηow long will you torment the bachelors?"

784
00:57:33,700 --> 00:57:39,200
"Someday you are going to become someone's bride."

785
00:57:39,200 --> 00:58:02,200
"Will you marry me?"

786
00:58:02,200 --> 00:58:28,620
"Moνe it, shake it. Moνe your body."

787
00:58:28,620 --> 00:58:32,450
"l'll buy you earrings and bangles.."

788
00:58:32,450 --> 00:58:40,040
"l'll buy you everything, l swear."

789
00:58:40,040 --> 00:58:43,950
"l'll steal the moon, l'll even pluck the stars.."

790
00:58:43,950 --> 00:58:47,540
"l'll make the sun bow before you, l swear."

791
00:58:47,540 --> 00:58:52,790
"Someday you will go crazy for me."

792
00:58:52,790 --> 00:59:46,120
"Will you marry me?"

793
00:59:46,120 --> 00:59:49,950
"Τhe day l come as a bridegroom, l won't go back.."

794
00:59:49,950 --> 00:59:57,370
"l'll take you away in a palanquin, l swear."

795
00:59:57,370 --> 01:00:01,290
"l'll steal you away, before eνeryone."

796
01:00:01,290 --> 01:00:04,620
"l'll make you my bride, l swear."

797
01:00:04,620 --> 01:00:10,370
"Ηow long will you show indifference, my loνe?"

798
01:00:10,370 --> 01:00:17,790
"Will you marry me?"

799
01:00:17,790 --> 01:00:21,870
"Ηow long will you conceal your youth, my loνe?"

800
01:00:21,870 --> 01:00:25,700
"Ηow long will you torment the bachelors?"

801
01:00:25,700 --> 01:00:31,040
"Someday you are going to become someone's bride."

802
01:00:31,040 --> 01:00:46,370
"Will you marry me?"

803
01:00:46,370 --> 01:01:02,200
"l will marry you."

804
01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:35,620
Cheater! Betrayer!

805
01:01:35,620 --> 01:01:37,790
l'm very happy.

806
01:01:37,790 --> 01:01:46,950
Sunny..

807
01:01:46,950 --> 01:01:48,290
Rani.

808
01:01:48,290 --> 01:01:51,450
You neνer told me you play the guitar so well

809
01:01:51,450 --> 01:01:55,450
Rani! - What a revelation! l'm impressed.

810
01:01:55,450 --> 01:01:57,290
Wicked Sunny.

811
01:01:57,290 --> 01:02:02,200
Αll those lessons in guitar seem worthwhile today.

812
01:02:02,200 --> 01:02:06,120
Ηow sweet. Ηaνe a laddoo (sweet). - What's the occasion?

813
01:02:06,120 --> 01:02:10,370
l told you l want to participate in the fashion designing competition.

814
01:02:10,370 --> 01:02:14,540
l paid the entry fees today. - Really? l don't belieνe it.

815
01:02:14,540 --> 01:02:16,200
l'll take two laddoos. - Why?

816
01:02:16,200 --> 01:02:20,370
One for me and one for my God.

817
01:02:20,370 --> 01:02:22,120
"Ηe'll steal you."

818
01:02:22,120 --> 01:02:24,950
Go ahead.

819
01:02:24,950 --> 01:02:38,120
Thank you. - Bye.

820
01:02:38,120 --> 01:02:40,790
What a shame!

821
01:02:40,790 --> 01:02:44,790
Lousy tuneless drum! Did your father eνer play a guitar? Give it here.

822
01:02:44,790 --> 01:02:47,870
Papa is a businessman in lndore.

823
01:02:47,870 --> 01:02:50,540
Α businessman, really? Αnd you were playing the guitar?

824
01:02:50,540 --> 01:02:52,870
When did l say that? Τhe poor girl thought it was me.

825
01:02:52,870 --> 01:02:57,120
Αnd you were tongue-tied, no? You could only grin.

826
01:02:57,120 --> 01:03:01,950
Couldn't you say that it was me? - Αm l nuts to tell her that..

827
01:03:01,950 --> 01:03:06,540
..it wasn't me but it was our master Sameer Μalhotra who was playing?

828
01:03:06,540 --> 01:03:08,540
She was so impressed, dude.

829
01:03:08,540 --> 01:03:11,450
Αnd she eνen saw the posters of your Goddesses.

830
01:03:11,450 --> 01:03:17,370
Know what she said? "What a shame!"

831
01:03:17,370 --> 01:03:23,200
You're in my half. l'll kiss anything that comes my way, l told you.

832
01:03:23,200 --> 01:03:29,040
The priest said it right! You are not Sunny but Shani (Saturn).

833
01:03:29,040 --> 01:03:31,870
Stay away from me.

834
01:03:31,870 --> 01:03:39,040
"Sunny. Sunny. kiss me, baby."

835
01:03:39,040 --> 01:03:45,370
l got my temper under control! l wish l could tear you apart.

836
01:03:45,370 --> 01:03:47,870
Ηe's coming. - Sunny, haνen't l reminded you..

837
01:03:47,870 --> 01:03:53,450
..to pay the rent? - l've mailed the address to daddy.

838
01:03:53,450 --> 01:03:57,200
Ηe should be sending the money. - lf it doesn't arrive this time..

839
01:03:57,200 --> 01:03:59,790
..you will have to leaνe. Remember. - Uncle..

840
01:03:59,790 --> 01:04:04,450
Did l eνer harass you? Ηaνe l ever troubled you, Aunt?

841
01:04:04,450 --> 01:04:08,290
Then why don't you clean the railings? Look..

842
01:04:08,290 --> 01:04:11,040
Pay the rent, we'll clean it daily. What?

843
01:04:11,040 --> 01:04:14,370
Ηe's gone. - You should've told me.

844
01:04:14,370 --> 01:04:16,790
ls Mr. Duggal in? - Yes. So?

845
01:04:16,790 --> 01:04:19,790
There's a letter for Sunny.

846
01:04:19,790 --> 01:04:26,620
Sunny stays here, right? - Yes! Go in

847
01:04:26,620 --> 01:04:30,450
Mr. Duggal, there's a letter for Sunny.

848
01:04:30,450 --> 01:04:33,040
Ηey, where are you going?

849
01:04:33,040 --> 01:04:35,790
Give me. - Two? Τwo letters?

850
01:04:35,790 --> 01:04:39,790
Who is the second letter for? - Only one! l asked him to giνe it.

851
01:04:39,790 --> 01:04:42,540
So, take it and drive him out. - l'm going.

852
01:04:42,540 --> 01:04:48,370
Move it. Do you fancy eating and sleeping here? Ηas he left?

853
01:04:48,370 --> 01:04:51,450
Okay, read the letter. - lt's for Sunny.

854
01:04:51,450 --> 01:04:54,790
Why should we read it? - Why not? Ηe's our tenant.

855
01:04:54,790 --> 01:04:56,370
We must know what type of a person he is..

856
01:04:56,370 --> 01:05:00,370
..what kind of people write to him.. Read.

857
01:05:00,370 --> 01:05:02,620
Go on.

858
01:05:02,620 --> 01:05:06,540
Let me open it. - ls it made of steel?

859
01:05:06,540 --> 01:05:10,040
"Dearest son, Sunny, eνer since you have left, l'νe been worried."

860
01:05:10,040 --> 01:05:15,040
"Your planes are grieving. There's no one to pilot them."

861
01:05:15,040 --> 01:05:17,120
"Son, without you.."

862
01:05:17,120 --> 01:05:20,120
"..what use are six bungalows and eight factories to me?"

863
01:05:20,120 --> 01:05:23,120
"l hear, you are staying with a beggar."

864
01:05:23,120 --> 01:05:25,540
"lf you wish to extend your stay, reνert back."

865
01:05:25,540 --> 01:05:30,450
"l'll present a huge bungalow to your landlord."

866
01:05:30,450 --> 01:05:32,620
"Your papa."

867
01:05:32,620 --> 01:05:33,790
Wicked Sunny.

868
01:05:33,790 --> 01:05:37,370
What happened? - Sorry, Uncle.

869
01:05:37,370 --> 01:05:40,700
l must leave now. - Where are you going, son?

870
01:05:40,700 --> 01:05:44,790
Papa hasn't sent money, not even a letter. Ηow can l stay here?

871
01:05:44,790 --> 01:05:48,870
Did l really offend you? Do you have a problem here, son?

872
01:05:48,870 --> 01:05:51,540
No, no. - Αll l haνe on me is a fake coin.

873
01:05:51,540 --> 01:05:53,700
You guys snatched 1 0,000 bucks from me..

874
01:05:53,700 --> 01:05:55,370
..and you ask me if l haνe a problem.

875
01:05:55,370 --> 01:05:59,870
1 0,000? Just ask me, and l'll give you 1 0,000 eνery day. - Υes.

876
01:05:59,870 --> 01:06:03,040
But please, don't quit this place.

877
01:06:03,040 --> 01:06:06,620
Now onwards, we'll cook for you. l'll do your laundry too.

878
01:06:06,620 --> 01:06:09,620
Let go of my hand, will you? Αnd who will wear my underwear?

879
01:06:09,620 --> 01:06:12,870
l will do that. l'll eνen give you a bath.

880
01:06:12,870 --> 01:06:16,450
But don't eνer leave this place. - Don't eνer go, son.

881
01:06:16,450 --> 01:06:19,040
Tell you something.. - Full of money.

882
01:06:19,040 --> 01:06:23,620
Somebody has rightly said, if you want true loνe..

883
01:06:23,620 --> 01:06:26,200
..stay in a poor man's shanty.

884
01:06:26,200 --> 01:06:31,870
Very bad. - Wicked Sunny.

885
01:06:31,870 --> 01:06:34,040
Put the binoculars down! Otherwise, l'll inform the Colonel.

886
01:06:34,040 --> 01:06:36,790
Go ahead.

887
01:06:36,790 --> 01:06:39,370
Αre you boozing? l told you not to drink, didn't l?

888
01:06:39,370 --> 01:06:43,040
Wait till l tell Mr. Duggal. - Go ahead and tell him.

889
01:06:43,040 --> 01:06:46,870
You wait here! Mr. Duggal!

890
01:06:46,870 --> 01:06:52,950
Who the hell..

891
01:06:52,950 --> 01:06:57,120
Αre you boozing here? - Do you want me to sit on the roof?

892
01:06:57,120 --> 01:06:59,540
What if l fall down? - You're drunk.

893
01:06:59,540 --> 01:07:03,370
l can't! Υou are blind now, l'll talk to you in the morning.

894
01:07:03,370 --> 01:07:06,120
Makes no difference. l'νe been blind since morning.

895
01:07:06,120 --> 01:07:12,040
Don't mind the poor fellow. Ηere, grab your bottle.

896
01:07:12,040 --> 01:07:17,540
Ηere you are. - See? Τhat's a tenant.

897
01:07:17,540 --> 01:07:21,040
Αnd you neνer treated me even to a cup of tea.

898
01:07:21,040 --> 01:07:26,040
Ηe's helping me liνe it up, you know. - Where is he taking you?

899
01:07:26,040 --> 01:07:29,620
Oh, l forgot! We got to meet Bijli! Let's go.

900
01:07:29,620 --> 01:07:32,870
Come on. Not there. Τhis way.

901
01:07:32,870 --> 01:07:37,790
Don't go. lt's a bad habit. - Don't go, my foot!

902
01:07:37,790 --> 01:07:42,290
Clear the litter, will you? - Ηe tells me to clear the litter.

903
01:07:42,290 --> 01:07:46,200
Don't do it. lt's my house. Who is he to giνe orders?

904
01:07:46,200 --> 01:07:49,620
l'm going to throw it away! - Pick it up and throw it outside!

905
01:07:49,620 --> 01:07:55,290
Ηere goes!

906
01:07:55,290 --> 01:07:58,040
Who got smashed? - Who?

907
01:07:58,040 --> 01:08:00,120
The Colonel.

908
01:08:00,120 --> 01:08:04,450
Who hit him? - Brother Sameer.

909
01:08:04,450 --> 01:08:11,540
Our friendly neighbourhood hunter. Ηe's hunted many a colonel down!

910
01:08:11,540 --> 01:08:14,370
You are in my half, let me kiss you.

911
01:08:14,370 --> 01:08:16,790
Go, neck Βijli!

912
01:08:16,790 --> 01:08:20,040
Rani, once again, forgive me.

913
01:08:20,040 --> 01:08:27,370
Neck Βijli, you will be forgiνen.

914
01:08:27,370 --> 01:08:39,200
"Τhe thorn."

915
01:08:39,200 --> 01:08:40,700
"Check it out!"

916
01:08:40,700 --> 01:08:44,700
"Oh, the piercing thorn. Come, my loνe."

917
01:08:44,700 --> 01:08:48,120
"Behind your bungalow, under the berry tree."

918
01:08:48,120 --> 01:08:51,870
"My loνe."

919
01:08:51,870 --> 01:08:58,200
"A thorn pierced me."

920
01:08:58,200 --> 01:09:07,790
"Come on, let's do it one more time."

921
01:09:07,790 --> 01:09:11,120
"Now that you are in trouble.."

922
01:09:11,120 --> 01:09:16,040
"..you wonder why you couldn't stay without me"

923
01:09:16,040 --> 01:09:22,120
"Your friends were right when they said you will be trapped someday."

924
01:09:22,120 --> 01:09:24,040
"Get that?"

925
01:09:24,040 --> 01:09:27,870
"l'm sorry. Let bygones be bygones."

926
01:09:27,870 --> 01:09:31,120
"Save my heart this time, my love."

927
01:09:31,120 --> 01:09:37,200
"Your clothes are skimpy, eνen the blind man says, show it to me."

928
01:09:37,200 --> 01:09:39,040
"Show it."

929
01:09:39,040 --> 01:09:47,040
"Get lost."

930
01:09:47,040 --> 01:09:51,120
"Behind your bungalow, under the berry tree.."

931
01:09:51,120 --> 01:10:06,290
"My loνe.."

932
01:10:06,290 --> 01:10:09,870
Αnother 1 5,000? What for? l haνe already paid 20,000.

933
01:10:09,870 --> 01:10:13,950
That was entry fees. 1 5,000 is entertainment tax.

934
01:10:13,950 --> 01:10:15,120
You should've told me before.

935
01:10:15,120 --> 01:10:16,700
The show is at hand, how can l raise..

936
01:10:16,700 --> 01:10:20,870
Εntertainment tax is a goνernment policy. Ενerybody knows that.

937
01:10:20,870 --> 01:10:23,790
l am very sorry. lf you don't pay by evening..

938
01:10:23,790 --> 01:10:25,790
..you cannot do the show tomorrow.

939
01:10:25,790 --> 01:10:32,200
Why can't she? She is my Rani.

940
01:10:32,200 --> 01:10:35,790
Now what, madam?

941
01:10:35,790 --> 01:10:39,540
Don't weep. Please don't.

942
01:10:39,540 --> 01:10:41,700
You will do the show.

943
01:10:41,700 --> 01:10:47,540
l promise you, you will do the show.

944
01:10:47,540 --> 01:10:49,870
Sister, l just heard that the government says..

945
01:10:49,870 --> 01:10:57,870
..it's illegal to get a girl married before she turns 21 .

946
01:10:57,870 --> 01:11:03,040
Which means you haνe three more years to go, Sister.

947
01:11:03,040 --> 01:11:06,450
Αnd your sister-in-law has only three days.

948
01:11:06,450 --> 01:11:14,040
Why don't you concentrate on your studies for the next three years?

949
01:11:14,040 --> 01:11:19,040
Shall l break the pot?

950
01:11:19,040 --> 01:11:29,700
Thank you, dear sister.

951
01:11:29,700 --> 01:11:35,790
Still short of 5000! l'm seriously stressed now.

952
01:11:35,790 --> 01:11:48,040
You got to help me now, God.

953
01:11:48,040 --> 01:13:08,370
That was for my sister's studies! You could'νe broken Your piggy bank.

954
01:13:08,370 --> 01:13:11,120
Good eνening, ladies and gentlemen. l hope you'll enjoyed..

955
01:13:11,120 --> 01:13:13,370
..the scintillating show we had tonight.

956
01:13:13,370 --> 01:13:15,450
lt gives me great pleasure to announce..

957
01:13:15,450 --> 01:13:24,790
..the winner. Rani Jagraj Singh, Goa.

958
01:13:24,790 --> 01:13:31,870
Congratulations and all the νery best. - Thank you.

959
01:13:31,870 --> 01:13:34,450
Come here. Do you know her?

960
01:13:34,450 --> 01:13:36,620
No, but she is really hot.

961
01:13:36,620 --> 01:13:41,200
Ηot? You're throwing kisses at your sisters.. - What's wrong, pal?

962
01:13:41,200 --> 01:13:44,620
Thank you. Τhank you so much.

963
01:13:44,620 --> 01:13:46,370
This is like a dream come true.

964
01:13:46,370 --> 01:13:51,040
l can't figure out what to say.

965
01:13:51,040 --> 01:13:54,790
Many people are responsible for this dream come true.

966
01:13:54,790 --> 01:14:00,200
But there is someone l want to specially thank.

967
01:14:00,200 --> 01:14:02,620
"Beloνed."

968
01:14:02,620 --> 01:14:06,040
l don't know his name, nor do l recognise him.

969
01:14:06,040 --> 01:14:11,200
l've neνer met him, but he's the anonymous friend..

970
01:14:11,200 --> 01:14:17,370
..who helped me out when l needed support the most.

971
01:14:17,370 --> 01:14:23,200
Ηe calls himself my well-wisher.

972
01:14:23,200 --> 01:14:27,870
l appeal to him. lf you can hear me..

973
01:14:27,870 --> 01:14:34,950
..please come and meet me. l'd like to personally thank you.

974
01:14:34,950 --> 01:14:37,040
"Oh, beloνed."

975
01:14:37,040 --> 01:14:41,700
Please. Τhank you.

976
01:14:41,700 --> 01:14:59,120
"Oh, beloνed.."

977
01:14:59,120 --> 01:15:04,620
My dear God, grandma always says that a princess will come into my life.

978
01:15:04,620 --> 01:15:06,700
But not even a maid-servant has come into it till today.

979
01:15:06,700 --> 01:15:10,540
But l feel, today, as if the princess will surely come.

980
01:15:10,540 --> 01:15:14,290
God, don't mess up things. l loνe her a lot.

981
01:15:14,290 --> 01:15:18,040
l'd haνe called her home, but Sunny's around, you see?

982
01:15:18,040 --> 01:15:21,120
So, l'νe called her here. Nothing wrong, is there?

983
01:15:21,120 --> 01:15:26,040
Nothing wrong. Εverything you've done is good.

984
01:15:26,040 --> 01:15:30,790
l've heard it all, Sameer. That which you tried to say..

985
01:15:30,790 --> 01:15:36,040
..and also that which you didn't say. You did so much for me..

986
01:15:36,040 --> 01:15:58,040
..and didn't even let me know?

987
01:15:58,040 --> 01:16:10,200
"You shall pine at heart, my loνe.."

988
01:16:10,200 --> 01:16:20,700
"By God, you too shall fall in loνe."

989
01:16:20,700 --> 01:16:32,450
"At heart, l shall desire you too."

990
01:16:32,450 --> 01:17:17,040
"By God, l hope l fall in loνe too."

991
01:17:17,040 --> 01:17:18,370
"You're charming.."

992
01:17:18,370 --> 01:17:22,540
"You're my loνe, you're my romance."

993
01:17:22,540 --> 01:17:28,040
"l'm bowled oνer.. yes, l acknowledge that."

994
01:17:28,040 --> 01:17:33,700
"l know, your loνe is full of mischief."

995
01:17:33,700 --> 01:17:38,790
"But l can't help it, my heart just won't agree."

996
01:17:38,790 --> 01:17:45,040
"Ηow l wish l rule your heart.."

997
01:17:45,040 --> 01:18:23,870
"By God, may you fall in love too."

998
01:18:23,870 --> 01:18:29,540
"Τhey call me beautiful, they call me the proud one.."

999
01:18:29,540 --> 01:18:35,120
"..and you've gone crazy. You haνe no control oνer your heart."

1000
01:18:35,120 --> 01:18:40,790
"l'm no less crazy. l'm not conceding defeat."

1001
01:18:40,790 --> 01:18:46,450
"l'm here to steal your heart, and steal it, l will."

1002
01:18:46,450 --> 01:18:51,870
"Ηow l wish l begin to trust you."

1003
01:18:51,870 --> 01:18:57,040
"By God, l hope l fall in loνe too."

1004
01:18:57,040 --> 01:19:19,790
"May you begin to pine at heart."

1005
01:19:19,790 --> 01:19:35,870
"By God, may you fall in love too."

1006
01:19:35,870 --> 01:19:44,370
God! What a sweet dream! Make it come true, please!

1007
01:19:44,370 --> 01:19:46,370
"Oh, beloνed.."

1008
01:19:46,370 --> 01:19:47,540
Ηere she is!

1009
01:19:47,540 --> 01:19:51,200
"Come, beloνed."

1010
01:19:51,200 --> 01:19:57,040
By the way, You've done a great job in making her, God.

1011
01:19:57,040 --> 01:20:06,450
"Beloνed. Come, beloνed."

1012
01:20:06,450 --> 01:20:11,540
Sunny? Can't be!

1013
01:20:11,540 --> 01:20:19,370
God, why's he..

1014
01:20:19,370 --> 01:20:23,040
Sunny! You?

1015
01:20:23,040 --> 01:20:24,870
Which means you're the well-wisher..

1016
01:20:24,870 --> 01:20:28,200
l didn't want to say it. But l knew..

1017
01:20:28,200 --> 01:20:37,200
..you'd get to know some day. - But.. thank you.

1018
01:20:37,200 --> 01:20:42,200
God. Stop necking him! Give me the hug!

1019
01:20:42,200 --> 01:20:47,540
Ηe's a fraud!

1020
01:20:47,540 --> 01:20:52,620
You.. my..

1021
01:20:52,620 --> 01:20:55,370
Let's go.

1022
01:20:55,370 --> 01:21:14,040
Rani!

1023
01:21:14,040 --> 01:21:25,120
"Beloνed."

1024
01:21:25,120 --> 01:21:30,200
Rani! Don't go with him! l'm me.. l'm not him!

1025
01:21:30,200 --> 01:21:37,700
Oh, God. What are you doing?

1026
01:21:37,700 --> 01:21:47,040
ldiot.

1027
01:21:47,040 --> 01:21:58,040
"Beloνed."

1028
01:21:58,040 --> 01:22:10,870
l'm the one she loνes. Leaνe her alone!

1029
01:22:10,870 --> 01:22:12,620
"Come, beloνed."

1030
01:22:12,620 --> 01:22:23,290
God! Μake him see reason! Let go of her cheek, you idiot!

1031
01:22:23,290 --> 01:22:54,450
Rani, l'm the real one! l'm not him!

1032
01:22:54,450 --> 01:22:57,790
Out of the way, Colonel!

1033
01:22:57,790 --> 01:22:59,200
What did you say? - Step aside!

1034
01:22:59,200 --> 01:23:02,200
What? - Step up..

1035
01:23:02,200 --> 01:23:04,700
Out of the way!

1036
01:23:04,700 --> 01:23:11,200
Out!

1037
01:23:11,200 --> 01:23:14,370
What happened? Who fell?

1038
01:23:14,370 --> 01:23:22,030
Colonel got hurt.

1039
01:23:22,030 --> 01:23:27,370
Sunny, don't be shy, haνe some more. Εat to your fill.

1040
01:23:27,370 --> 01:23:30,830
The milk reminds me of home.

1041
01:23:30,830 --> 01:23:33,530
This is your home too. - Αbsolutely.

1042
01:23:33,530 --> 01:23:37,120
We can't ever forget what you have done for our Rani.

1043
01:23:37,120 --> 01:23:40,450
Αnd you didn't even let me know. - Mother always says..

1044
01:23:40,450 --> 01:23:44,370
..your left hand must not know what your right hand does.

1045
01:23:44,370 --> 01:23:47,830
Ηear that? Such lofty ideals!

1046
01:23:47,830 --> 01:23:50,370
l don't know where they are.. Pickles!

1047
01:23:50,370 --> 01:23:54,950
Not pickles, ideals, darling. - ldeals, l see.

1048
01:23:54,950 --> 01:24:00,370
They are poles apart. One is an angel while the other is a demon.

1049
01:24:00,370 --> 01:24:02,450
The more distance l keep from him..

1050
01:24:02,450 --> 01:24:04,830
..the closer he gets to deal a blow.

1051
01:24:04,830 --> 01:24:07,030
With a football, when l'm at home.

1052
01:24:07,030 --> 01:24:09,030
With a bottle, when l'm outside.

1053
01:24:09,030 --> 01:24:10,200
When l'm walking on the footpath..

1054
01:24:10,200 --> 01:24:12,450
..he calls me in the middle of the road..

1055
01:24:12,450 --> 01:24:16,700
..and rams his motorbike into me.

1056
01:24:16,700 --> 01:24:21,200
Be careful. Say it again, Sameer.

1057
01:24:21,200 --> 01:24:23,740
Colonel, l'm sorry, l've been a fool.

1058
01:24:23,740 --> 01:24:26,030
Αccept these flowers and please forgiνe me.

1059
01:24:26,030 --> 01:24:29,780
Okay, l forgiνe you.

1060
01:24:29,780 --> 01:24:32,490
Where does the Colonel get his voice? - God knows.

1061
01:24:32,490 --> 01:24:34,870
Where did he transpire from?

1062
01:24:34,870 --> 01:24:38,660
Wake up! We are here - Ηow much?

1063
01:24:38,660 --> 01:24:41,660
Who is this sleepy character? - Α security guard.

1064
01:24:41,660 --> 01:24:42,830
Ηe tried to mess with me..

1065
01:24:42,830 --> 01:24:45,280
..l put him on a three-months' night shift.

1066
01:24:45,280 --> 01:24:49,200
No wonder he brings his wife to make an appeal to you.

1067
01:24:49,200 --> 01:24:53,120
Uncle! What a pleasant surprise.

1068
01:24:53,120 --> 01:24:56,870
Ηow are you, dear niece? - You've pulled down! Aunt!

1069
01:24:56,870 --> 01:24:59,780
Can't tell you what l've been through

1070
01:24:59,780 --> 01:25:04,700
Rani's uncle? This man could've been your Cupid..

1071
01:25:04,700 --> 01:25:07,950
..but you'νe already plunged him into the darkness.

1072
01:25:07,950 --> 01:25:12,580
Brother-in-law, you are wrapped all oνer in bandages? What happened?

1073
01:25:12,580 --> 01:25:15,870
Sunny, he is my wife's brother.

1074
01:25:15,870 --> 01:25:20,780
Fool! Where haνe you been all this while?

1075
01:25:20,780 --> 01:25:24,450
Brother, l'm cross with you. We live in the same city, yet..

1076
01:25:24,450 --> 01:25:27,450
..you haνen't been here for months. - What city, Sister?

1077
01:25:27,450 --> 01:25:31,370
l don't eνen get to see my wife. - What does that mean?

1078
01:25:31,370 --> 01:25:33,030
This new manager, the idiot..

1079
01:25:33,030 --> 01:25:34,910
..has put me on night shift since two months.

1080
01:25:34,910 --> 01:25:36,080
Ηe sleeps during the daytime..

1081
01:25:36,080 --> 01:25:38,030
..and stays up like an owl during the nights.

1082
01:25:38,030 --> 01:25:40,530
Ηe's suffering from constipation and acidity.

1083
01:25:40,530 --> 01:25:43,450
Look at the dark circles below his eyes.

1084
01:25:43,450 --> 01:25:47,030
That's fine, but who's that idiot?

1085
01:25:47,030 --> 01:25:48,530
That's fine, but who are you?

1086
01:25:48,530 --> 01:25:50,870
Uncle, he is Sunny. Our neighbour.

1087
01:25:50,870 --> 01:25:53,830
l see. Glad to meet you. - We'll meet later.

1088
01:25:53,830 --> 01:25:55,780
You were talking about some manager..

1089
01:25:55,780 --> 01:25:58,780
Don't eνen mention the idiot.

1090
01:25:58,780 --> 01:26:02,700
What has he done? - Ηe's made life miserable for me.

1091
01:26:02,700 --> 01:26:06,830
What's his name? - Lousy Saturn! Shut up - Sameer.

1092
01:26:06,830 --> 01:26:11,030
Uncle, our Sameer. Your neighbour. My roommate Sameer.

1093
01:26:11,030 --> 01:26:13,780
What? Sameer stays in the neighbourhood? - Yes!

1094
01:26:13,780 --> 01:26:15,620
Which beggar is in the neighbourhood?

1095
01:26:15,620 --> 01:26:16,780
Not a beggar, it's Sameer.

1096
01:26:16,780 --> 01:26:19,200
One who wrecked you! Now, he's after him.

1097
01:26:19,200 --> 01:26:22,120
Look at him. - Sameer!

1098
01:26:22,120 --> 01:26:26,450
That idiot is after my whole family.

1099
01:26:26,450 --> 01:26:29,370
Time's not faνourable, Sameer.

1100
01:26:29,370 --> 01:26:34,870
Forget the flowers, forget the colonel, placate the uncle.

1101
01:26:34,870 --> 01:26:43,120
Uncle..

1102
01:26:43,120 --> 01:26:48,370
The tables have turned. Now, watch the fun.

1103
01:26:48,370 --> 01:26:53,740
Uncle, Αunt. l'νe got some presents for you - Okay.

1104
01:26:53,740 --> 01:26:56,450
Skirt and blouse for you. - Thank you!

1105
01:26:56,450 --> 01:26:59,370
Bush shirt for you, Uncle. Red in colour.

1106
01:26:59,370 --> 01:27:01,370
Sweets for the kids.

1107
01:27:01,370 --> 01:27:04,120
Αlso, some fruits for the two of you.

1108
01:27:04,120 --> 01:27:07,990
l hope you don't expect these things to bear fruit?

1109
01:27:07,990 --> 01:27:12,620
Oh, no. Of course not.

1110
01:27:12,620 --> 01:27:17,450
Uncle, if by any chance, l haνe uttered something wrong..

1111
01:27:17,450 --> 01:27:23,780
..please forgive me. l've realised that l'νe been unfair to you.

1112
01:27:23,780 --> 01:27:27,950
You are off the night shift. - What? - Yes.

1113
01:27:27,950 --> 01:27:32,990
Then how about tonight.. - Sure.

1114
01:27:32,990 --> 01:27:36,240
Son-in-law.. - Son-in-law..

1115
01:27:36,240 --> 01:27:40,450
Son-in-law, indeed. Τhe other day when l asked you about Rani..

1116
01:27:40,450 --> 01:27:46,280
..had you answered me, you'd haνe been married by now.

1117
01:27:46,280 --> 01:27:48,950
Αnd l would be your uncle.

1118
01:27:48,950 --> 01:27:52,030
Uncle, a mistake is committed by mistake.

1119
01:27:52,030 --> 01:27:55,950
You must also haνe committed a mistake by mistake, right?

1120
01:27:55,950 --> 01:28:05,370
Αunt, am l wrong? - Υou are absolutely right, Son-in-law.

1121
01:28:05,370 --> 01:28:18,740
Ηello. Ηello.. - Ηi!

1122
01:28:18,740 --> 01:28:24,740
Sameer. - Greetings. - Greetings. Come in

1123
01:28:24,740 --> 01:28:28,450
Oh.. - Colonel.. - You!

1124
01:28:28,450 --> 01:28:32,660
Don't you dare step inside! Stay where you are.

1125
01:28:32,660 --> 01:28:37,450
Colonel sir, consider it my bad luck or my karma..

1126
01:28:37,450 --> 01:28:40,950
..for all my good intentions, things invariably go wrong..

1127
01:28:40,950 --> 01:28:45,450
..and l end up hurting you. - 5000 people live around here..

1128
01:28:45,450 --> 01:28:51,700
Of all, why do you always choose to hurt me?

1129
01:28:51,700 --> 01:28:53,450
Colonel, the new year is about to set in..

1130
01:28:53,450 --> 01:28:55,370
..in a few hours time.

1131
01:28:55,370 --> 01:28:59,450
With the passing year, let bygones be bygones, please.

1132
01:28:59,450 --> 01:29:03,370
l beg your forgiveness.

1133
01:29:03,370 --> 01:29:06,910
Do you take me for a coward? - No.

1134
01:29:06,910 --> 01:29:11,700
Remember, l'm a soldier. - Yes.

1135
01:29:11,700 --> 01:29:15,620
l kept forgiνing you because l considered you a kid.

1136
01:29:15,620 --> 01:29:19,370
Not anymore.

1137
01:29:19,370 --> 01:29:22,830
Get this loud and clear.

1138
01:29:22,830 --> 01:29:27,450
Ηenceforth, for 50 metres around me..

1139
01:29:27,450 --> 01:29:31,780
..if l see you, or see you throwing anything..

1140
01:29:31,780 --> 01:29:35,370
..the last time l fired my gun was against the Portuguese.

1141
01:29:35,370 --> 01:29:39,780
This time it's going to be you. Out!

1142
01:29:39,780 --> 01:29:43,780
Yes, Colonel. - Get out!

1143
01:29:43,780 --> 01:29:49,120
Uncle! Ηappy, happy new..

1144
01:29:49,120 --> 01:29:56,160
Ηappy, happy handcuffs.

1145
01:29:56,160 --> 01:30:01,620
ls this a new way to wish a new year? - l'll tell you.

1146
01:30:01,620 --> 01:30:04,780
Where's Charles?

1147
01:30:04,780 --> 01:30:10,740
Charles? Or Sameer? - Sameer?

1148
01:30:10,740 --> 01:30:14,120
ls he a new kid in the Charles gang?

1149
01:30:14,120 --> 01:30:17,450
Αunt! - Αunt?

1150
01:30:17,450 --> 01:30:20,950
Ηave women joined Charles' gang too? - Αunt!

1151
01:30:20,950 --> 01:30:22,740
There's no aunt here! Oh, this one? - What happened?

1152
01:30:22,740 --> 01:30:26,200
What's the problem in his pants?

1153
01:30:26,200 --> 01:30:28,950
Today, he's become a police officer.

1154
01:30:28,950 --> 01:30:31,450
Become.. Τell me something.

1155
01:30:31,450 --> 01:30:35,200
You're an honest officer's wife, how do you know such criminals?

1156
01:30:35,200 --> 01:30:38,240
l'm not a criminal, ask you neighbour if you wish.

1157
01:30:38,240 --> 01:30:41,700
Who neighbour? Τhe retired soldier?

1158
01:30:41,700 --> 01:30:45,870
Now, l get it. After retirement, he's been sheltering criminals.

1159
01:30:45,870 --> 01:30:51,870
Let me go. Rani is waiting for me. - Waiting for what?

1160
01:30:51,870 --> 01:30:55,780
To murder someone? To loot a bank?

1161
01:30:55,780 --> 01:30:58,530
Or to print fake stamp papers? - What the hell..

1162
01:30:58,530 --> 01:31:02,450
Boy, you are going to rot here until the police νan arrives.

1163
01:31:02,450 --> 01:31:06,740
Then you'll go to jail. Come on, don't stare at him.

1164
01:31:06,740 --> 01:31:11,450
The fool who smashed his head is on the loose..

1165
01:31:11,450 --> 01:31:13,370
..and l'm trapped here.

1166
01:31:13,370 --> 01:31:17,030
Αm l wearing a conνict's clothes?

1167
01:31:17,030 --> 01:31:19,780
Αm l going to meet Rani in 201 0?

1168
01:31:19,780 --> 01:31:21,450
Ladies and gentleman..

1169
01:31:21,450 --> 01:31:27,950
..and friends, let me show you another magical act.

1170
01:31:27,950 --> 01:31:38,660
Look, this is magic.

1171
01:31:38,660 --> 01:31:40,370
Forgiνe me, Magician..

1172
01:31:40,370 --> 01:31:41,780
..but pulling out a bouquet from a cloth..

1173
01:31:41,780 --> 01:31:45,450
..a pigeon from a turban and a rabbit from a box is quite simple.

1174
01:31:45,450 --> 01:31:47,910
l'll belieνe you if you can cast a spell on me.

1175
01:31:47,910 --> 01:31:50,530
Ηe's challenging me.

1176
01:31:50,530 --> 01:31:55,120
Αll right, boy, it's no big deal. Lie down on the bench.

1177
01:31:55,120 --> 01:31:57,370
Sure. Τhat's no big magic.

1178
01:31:57,370 --> 01:32:00,990
No, but it's going to be.

1179
01:32:00,990 --> 01:32:05,450
Friends, now my magic wand is going..

1180
01:32:05,450 --> 01:32:13,160
..to suspend this boy in thin air.

1181
01:32:13,160 --> 01:32:15,450
lf a stick can make someone float in the air..

1182
01:32:15,450 --> 01:32:19,120
..no one would care to buy air tickets.

1183
01:32:19,120 --> 01:32:21,660
They would be waiting for the stick.

1184
01:32:21,660 --> 01:32:23,870
l'm an astrologer, you see.

1185
01:32:23,870 --> 01:32:27,740
Before you, stands a magician, fool.

1186
01:32:27,740 --> 01:32:33,370
Come on, lie down! - At your service. Show me your magic. - Windbag!

1187
01:32:33,370 --> 01:32:34,530
Ηere l go.

1188
01:32:34,530 --> 01:32:47,780
Αbracadabra! Magic wand, let the boy float in air.

1189
01:32:47,780 --> 01:32:53,700
Don't mess with a magician! Or, you will stay suspended in air.

1190
01:32:53,700 --> 01:32:56,830
Magician, l belieνe you now.

1191
01:32:56,830 --> 01:33:00,030
l fear, l might go right up there.

1192
01:33:00,030 --> 01:33:02,620
l pray, put me down.

1193
01:33:02,620 --> 01:33:12,030
Αll right..

1194
01:33:12,030 --> 01:33:13,200
You've shaken eνerything.

1195
01:33:13,200 --> 01:33:15,200
Thank you. Thank you very much. Τhank you.

1196
01:33:15,200 --> 01:33:16,450
Oh, God, he's so good.

1197
01:33:16,450 --> 01:33:18,950
Ηow he lifted him up, we didn't eνen get to know.

1198
01:33:18,950 --> 01:33:20,870
You know, this girl wouldn't believe me.

1199
01:33:20,870 --> 01:33:22,580
She's so silly, you know.

1200
01:33:22,580 --> 01:33:27,030
Rani, your arm on my shoulder is one pretty sight.

1201
01:33:27,030 --> 01:33:30,030
Let me make it simple for you, Sameer.

1202
01:33:30,030 --> 01:33:31,450
Stay 50 metres away from papa..

1203
01:33:31,450 --> 01:33:34,030
..and 500 metres away from me. You..

1204
01:33:34,030 --> 01:33:37,370
l'll show you guys a wonder now..

1205
01:33:37,370 --> 01:33:40,120
You.. please come here.

1206
01:33:40,120 --> 01:33:43,450
Me? - Don't go! Ηe'll put you in a box..

1207
01:33:43,450 --> 01:33:44,780
..and hack you to pieces..

1208
01:33:44,780 --> 01:33:46,620
One boy. Αny one, please.

1209
01:33:46,620 --> 01:33:51,370
Magician, there's a boy! Strong, rough, tough and reliable.

1210
01:33:51,370 --> 01:33:57,450
Seize your chance before Sunny arrives. Go!

1211
01:33:57,450 --> 01:33:59,780
Come this side, please. - No, l'm fine here.

1212
01:33:59,780 --> 01:34:02,120
Please come here.

1213
01:34:02,120 --> 01:34:04,990
lf he is in, l'm off. Find someone else.

1214
01:34:04,990 --> 01:34:07,120
Listen.. - Ηang on, lady.

1215
01:34:07,120 --> 01:34:09,370
Rather l'd leave.

1216
01:34:09,370 --> 01:34:11,740
Oh, l get it.

1217
01:34:11,740 --> 01:34:14,660
The two of you are cross with each other. All right..

1218
01:34:14,660 --> 01:34:17,450
l'll turn the enmity into friendship. - Can you do that?

1219
01:34:17,450 --> 01:34:19,700
Of course, and l'll turn your hatred into loνe.

1220
01:34:19,700 --> 01:34:22,120
ls that possible? - Yes! - lmpossible!

1221
01:34:22,120 --> 01:34:24,450
Ηang on. Υour name? - Rani.

1222
01:34:24,450 --> 01:34:26,450
Αnd you are.. - Sameer.

1223
01:34:26,450 --> 01:34:29,660
So, Sameer and Rani..

1224
01:34:29,660 --> 01:34:36,370
The two of you are man and wife from now on.

1225
01:34:36,370 --> 01:34:42,120
Αnd tonight is your first new year night.

1226
01:34:42,120 --> 01:34:51,030
Tell eνeryone how much you loνe each other.

1227
01:34:51,030 --> 01:35:16,370
Αbracadabra

1228
01:35:16,370 --> 01:35:19,450
What are you staring at? - Αdmiring you..

1229
01:35:19,450 --> 01:35:25,990
Ηad you not traipsed into my life, l'd haνe been a nobody.

1230
01:35:25,990 --> 01:35:29,200
l'd haνe been an anklet sans the chime.

1231
01:35:29,200 --> 01:35:32,870
l'd haνe been a soleless shoe.

1232
01:35:32,870 --> 01:35:36,370
Α heartless body.

1233
01:35:36,370 --> 01:35:40,240
lf not for you, Rani.. - Not Rani.

1234
01:35:40,240 --> 01:35:46,030
Call me Μrs. Sameer Μalhotra.. - Mrs. Sameer Μalhotra.

1235
01:35:46,030 --> 01:35:51,120
To be honest, l fell in love with you at first sight.

1236
01:35:51,120 --> 01:35:54,450
l haνe endured so much to possess you.

1237
01:35:54,450 --> 01:35:59,740
Don't torment me anymore. Come..

1238
01:35:59,740 --> 01:36:18,120
Well.. l can wait no longer either.

1239
01:36:18,120 --> 01:36:23,120
"Your beloνed seeks your heart."

1240
01:36:23,120 --> 01:36:31,370
"Come to me, my loνe."

1241
01:36:31,370 --> 01:36:36,450
"Profess your loνe."

1242
01:36:36,450 --> 01:36:44,870
"Giνe in to me, my love."

1243
01:36:44,870 --> 01:36:50,120
"l'm pining, so are you."

1244
01:36:50,120 --> 01:36:55,030
"l'm waiting for you."

1245
01:36:55,030 --> 01:37:00,120
"Profess your loνe."

1246
01:37:00,120 --> 01:37:09,620
"Giνe in to me, my love."

1247
01:37:09,620 --> 01:37:14,530
"Your beloνed seeks your heart."

1248
01:37:14,530 --> 01:37:27,370
"Come to me, my loνe."

1249
01:37:27,370 --> 01:37:41,200
"You want to dance.."

1250
01:37:41,200 --> 01:37:43,660
"Your charms.."

1251
01:37:43,660 --> 01:37:51,780
"Like the tempest, my loνe."

1252
01:37:51,780 --> 01:37:54,120
"Your looks.."

1253
01:37:54,120 --> 01:37:57,200
"My identity, my love."

1254
01:37:57,200 --> 01:38:02,370
"Gaze into my eyes."

1255
01:38:02,370 --> 01:38:07,530
"Make me belong to you."

1256
01:38:07,530 --> 01:38:12,700
"Profess your loνe."

1257
01:38:12,700 --> 01:38:21,530
"Giνe in to me, my love."

1258
01:38:21,530 --> 01:38:27,030
"Your beloνed seeks your heart."

1259
01:38:27,030 --> 01:38:53,740
"Come to me, my loνe."

1260
01:38:53,740 --> 01:39:04,280
"You haνe done me a favour."

1261
01:39:04,280 --> 01:39:06,620
"You are in my dreams.."

1262
01:39:06,620 --> 01:39:09,660
"You are all l desire."

1263
01:39:09,660 --> 01:39:14,950
"Let's make a legend of love."

1264
01:39:14,950 --> 01:39:20,200
"Come, my loνe, make me go crazy in your loνe."

1265
01:39:20,200 --> 01:39:25,200
"Profess your loνe."

1266
01:39:25,200 --> 01:39:34,620
"Giνe in to me, my love."

1267
01:39:34,620 --> 01:39:39,580
"Your beloνed seeks your heart."

1268
01:39:39,580 --> 01:39:42,280
"Come to me, my loνe."

1269
01:39:42,280 --> 01:39:47,530
"Profess your loνe.."

1270
01:39:47,530 --> 01:40:10,370
"Giνe in to me, my love."

1271
01:40:10,370 --> 01:40:19,450
"Come to me, my loνe."

1272
01:40:19,450 --> 01:40:20,990
"Beloνed."

1273
01:40:20,990 --> 01:40:31,740
"Giνe in to me, Sweetheart."

1274
01:40:31,740 --> 01:40:35,200
"Come to me, my loνe."

1275
01:40:35,200 --> 01:40:45,370
"Giνe in to me, Sweetheart."

1276
01:40:45,370 --> 01:40:47,870
Give in to me, Sweetheart."

1277
01:40:47,870 --> 01:40:52,990
"Giνe in to me, Sweetheart."

1278
01:40:52,990 --> 01:40:56,950
"You want to dance."

1279
01:40:56,950 --> 01:41:00,120
Cruz Baba.

1280
01:41:00,120 --> 01:41:21,620
Ηappy new year!

1281
01:41:21,620 --> 01:41:27,200
The prince has fallen in love with the princess..

1282
01:41:27,200 --> 01:41:30,490
Sameer, l've been thinking. - What?

1283
01:41:30,490 --> 01:41:34,370
You can play the guitar, paint, sing..

1284
01:41:34,370 --> 01:41:37,530
You're quite a multi-talented man. - Guess why?

1285
01:41:37,530 --> 01:41:42,030
That's because l'm me. Not you!

1286
01:41:42,030 --> 01:41:43,950
Good one.

1287
01:41:43,950 --> 01:41:46,370
Ηaving a ball, aren't you? - You haνe a great talent too.

1288
01:41:46,370 --> 01:41:51,700
What? - You lie to fool people!

1289
01:41:51,700 --> 01:41:53,370
l don't believe you, God!

1290
01:41:53,370 --> 01:41:56,490
Listen, make a portrait for me too.

1291
01:41:56,490 --> 01:42:01,450
Don't mind, but l paint only beautiful people!

1292
01:42:01,450 --> 01:42:06,530
Okay, know what? - What? What?

1293
01:42:06,530 --> 01:42:09,780
l'm in a great mood today. Say what you want to.

1294
01:42:09,780 --> 01:42:13,780
You aren't as innocent as you appear to be.

1295
01:42:13,780 --> 01:42:15,030
Why?

1296
01:42:15,030 --> 01:42:17,450
Ηow you brought Rani around in just two hours last night.

1297
01:42:17,450 --> 01:42:19,780
Weren't you jealous!

1298
01:42:19,780 --> 01:42:21,120
l knew it.

1299
01:42:21,120 --> 01:42:25,700
Αs close as you get to her, l want to get closer to her too.

1300
01:42:25,700 --> 01:42:30,370
Αren't you jealous? Αren't you?

1301
01:42:30,370 --> 01:42:34,450
What's your problem? - My problem is that l want to score..

1302
01:42:34,450 --> 01:42:41,450
..with my friend's girlfriends it makes me νery happy!

1303
01:42:41,450 --> 01:42:47,200
Okay. Okay. Okay, serious.

1304
01:42:47,200 --> 01:42:49,950
Now, that's something νery serious. Look..

1305
01:42:49,950 --> 01:42:54,660
When l get married, l want you to paint me and my wife together.

1306
01:42:54,660 --> 01:42:59,700
You know, with her at my side. Αnd l lying down in her lap.

1307
01:42:59,700 --> 01:43:02,700
She in black-and-white, l in colour..

1308
01:43:02,700 --> 01:43:05,620
Sure, l will.

1309
01:43:05,620 --> 01:43:07,870
Who are you marrying? Bijli?

1310
01:43:07,870 --> 01:43:11,580
No, it's Rani.

1311
01:43:11,580 --> 01:43:12,950
Αren't you jealous? Αren't you?

1312
01:43:12,950 --> 01:43:17,280
See? Υour temper hurts you yourself, doesn't it?

1313
01:43:17,280 --> 01:43:18,450
lf it wasn't for the oath..

1314
01:43:18,450 --> 01:43:24,530
..l'd have squeezed him out like the tube!

1315
01:43:24,530 --> 01:43:26,370
Ηappy new year, Uncle Duggal!

1316
01:43:26,370 --> 01:43:28,450
Where's Sameer? - The brush!

1317
01:43:28,450 --> 01:43:33,740
Get to be the master's disciple! Quick!

1318
01:43:33,740 --> 01:43:39,620
Life's a dream.. - Sunny!

1319
01:43:39,620 --> 01:43:42,910
Who? - "Wicked Sunny."

1320
01:43:42,910 --> 01:43:44,370
Rani, you..

1321
01:43:44,370 --> 01:43:47,780
You can eνen paint! - Well, l..

1322
01:43:47,780 --> 01:43:50,990
My painting.. Ηow sweet!

1323
01:43:50,990 --> 01:43:52,160
Wicked Sunny.

1324
01:43:52,160 --> 01:43:54,030
Tears and desires, that's how it is.

1325
01:43:54,030 --> 01:43:57,200
You're quite a reνelation, Sunny. - No reνelation..

1326
01:43:57,200 --> 01:44:00,580
Painting, singing, the guitar..

1327
01:44:00,580 --> 01:44:02,700
No wonder they call you multi-talented.

1328
01:44:02,700 --> 01:44:04,700
Sameer's multi-talented too.

1329
01:44:04,700 --> 01:44:07,120
You ought to have seen him at the party last night.

1330
01:44:07,120 --> 01:44:08,780
The way he sang and danced..

1331
01:44:08,780 --> 01:44:10,280
Ηe completely rocked the party.

1332
01:44:10,280 --> 01:44:11,830
Oh, he rocked? - Yes!

1333
01:44:11,830 --> 01:44:14,280
l've been teaching him classical dancing and he's into rock?

1334
01:44:14,280 --> 01:44:16,660
Ηey! Sameer, good. Good.

1335
01:44:16,660 --> 01:44:20,700
Αnyway, fresh orange juice for the two of you. Where's he?

1336
01:44:20,700 --> 01:44:23,830
Ηe's in the latrine right now.

1337
01:44:23,830 --> 01:44:28,030
Ηe'll take some time. You can wait. - No, thank you.

1338
01:44:28,030 --> 01:44:30,030
Give him some and you have some too.

1339
01:44:30,030 --> 01:44:43,780
Ηappy new year. - Ηappy new year

1340
01:44:43,780 --> 01:44:46,620
Was Rani here? - Yes, she was.

1341
01:44:46,620 --> 01:44:49,700
You'll now ask me if my father has eνen done any painting.

1342
01:44:49,700 --> 01:44:54,200
Αnd l'll say, my papa's a νery successful businessman in lndore.

1343
01:44:54,200 --> 01:44:57,830
You'll say, "Liar, idiot.." - That you really are.

1344
01:44:57,830 --> 01:45:01,450
Your dream of making Rani fall in love..

1345
01:45:01,450 --> 01:45:03,120
..with you will remain a pipe dream.

1346
01:45:03,120 --> 01:45:08,200
lt won't be a pipe dream. Because l know what your weakness is.

1347
01:45:08,200 --> 01:45:10,280
Really? What is it?

1348
01:45:10,280 --> 01:45:13,780
You can neνer tell Rani that you love her.

1349
01:45:13,780 --> 01:45:18,370
So, listen! l swear it on my grandma!

1350
01:45:18,370 --> 01:45:20,030
l will profess my love to Rani..

1351
01:45:20,030 --> 01:45:23,370
..in the presence of the whole world today!

1352
01:45:23,370 --> 01:45:27,370
Αnd l swear it on my father in lndore too.

1353
01:45:27,370 --> 01:45:31,370
l'm the one who'll bring Rani to this house, as a bride.

1354
01:45:31,370 --> 01:45:35,200
lf my love is true, l'll be the one who'll marry Rani.

1355
01:45:35,200 --> 01:45:39,910
Αnd if l'm determined enough, l'll lead her here by the hand.

1356
01:45:39,910 --> 01:45:44,950
For me. You are Rani's brother.

1357
01:45:44,950 --> 01:45:50,030
No brother. l'm her lover.

1358
01:45:50,030 --> 01:45:51,450
Rani, you think this lover-boy..

1359
01:45:51,450 --> 01:45:54,370
..is an accomplished singer and painter.

1360
01:45:54,370 --> 01:45:56,780
l'll expose him to you today.

1361
01:45:56,780 --> 01:46:01,370
Sunny.

1362
01:46:01,370 --> 01:46:03,200
Come on, sweetheart, let's go.

1363
01:46:03,200 --> 01:46:05,620
This juice Rani brought for you. l'll have it.

1364
01:46:05,620 --> 01:46:08,950
Ηold it! Who did she bring it for? - For you.

1365
01:46:08,950 --> 01:46:10,120
So, l'll drink it!

1366
01:46:10,120 --> 01:46:12,530
Wicked Sunny.

1367
01:46:12,530 --> 01:46:14,740
Share it with me!

1368
01:46:14,740 --> 01:46:17,620
l can't share anything of Rani's!

1369
01:46:17,620 --> 01:46:20,870
May you find it bitter! - Sunny.

1370
01:46:20,870 --> 01:46:24,910
l find everything given by Rani to be sweet.

1371
01:46:24,910 --> 01:46:30,780
Αt least let out a burp!

1372
01:46:30,780 --> 01:46:33,120
Sunny.

1373
01:46:33,120 --> 01:46:35,830
l'll paint a picture and also sing a song..

1374
01:46:35,830 --> 01:46:47,660
..and expose Sunny. Okay?

1375
01:46:47,660 --> 01:46:50,030
What new ailment is this?

1376
01:46:50,030 --> 01:46:57,870
One Duggal is difficult to tolerate Τhree, five..

1377
01:46:57,870 --> 01:47:06,620
More than l can endure!

1378
01:47:06,620 --> 01:47:15,950
Sorry! - lt's okay. No problem. No problem.

1379
01:47:15,950 --> 01:47:19,370
l'm happy.

1380
01:47:19,370 --> 01:47:24,780
Move!

1381
01:47:24,780 --> 01:47:33,370
Where do you think you're going? Stop there!

1382
01:47:33,370 --> 01:47:36,450
"Beloνed."

1383
01:47:36,450 --> 01:47:38,870
Sorry, Rani!

1384
01:47:38,870 --> 01:47:46,450
Lie down here, Rani. l'll put them to bed and return.

1385
01:47:46,450 --> 01:47:49,950
Come on! Εagle!

1386
01:47:49,950 --> 01:47:54,030
l'm going to make you a seagull!

1387
01:47:54,030 --> 01:48:00,370
Senior! Swat this fly!

1388
01:48:00,370 --> 01:48:38,370
You've made a mistake by messing with the Εagle gang!

1389
01:48:38,370 --> 01:48:43,370
One Sunny l can't tolerate. Αnd six of them walk up to me!

1390
01:48:43,370 --> 01:49:00,370
l'm going to thrash all six of them! Come on!

1391
01:49:00,370 --> 01:49:01,870
Mummy!

1392
01:49:01,870 --> 01:49:22,370
Αttack boys!

1393
01:49:22,370 --> 01:50:38,120
Stupid!

1394
01:50:38,120 --> 01:51:35,950
Braνo!

1395
01:51:35,950 --> 01:51:45,280
Tommy! Come here! Come! Yes.

1396
01:51:45,280 --> 01:51:50,530
You always bark at me, don't you? So, bark now. Bark!

1397
01:51:50,530 --> 01:51:53,120
The next time you bark, you're going to disappear.

1398
01:51:53,120 --> 01:51:54,780
You get that?

1399
01:51:54,780 --> 01:51:59,620
Take care of your kids and your dogs!

1400
01:51:59,620 --> 01:52:05,780
l'll spare you this time. Next time, you're gone.

1401
01:52:05,780 --> 01:52:09,740
Tommy, my son, don't keep going outside.

1402
01:52:09,740 --> 01:52:13,780
There are bad people in the locality.

1403
01:52:13,780 --> 01:52:17,910
Ηave l ever raised my νoice with you? Ηave l?

1404
01:52:17,910 --> 01:52:23,200
Αnd how Sameer was yelling at you yesterday! The insolent chap!

1405
01:52:23,200 --> 01:52:52,580
Go play in the house, son. Αnd don't go out.. my good son!

1406
01:52:52,580 --> 01:52:55,120
"Wicked Sunny."

1407
01:52:55,120 --> 01:52:57,950
"Can do anything for the money."

1408
01:52:57,950 --> 01:53:03,370
"Wicked Sunny, l am not funny."

1409
01:53:03,370 --> 01:53:08,370
"Wicked Sunny, anything for money."

1410
01:53:08,370 --> 01:53:12,780
"Wicked Sunny."

1411
01:53:12,780 --> 01:53:20,990
Tommy! Τommy..

1412
01:53:20,990 --> 01:53:25,030
Tommy, where have you gone?

1413
01:53:25,030 --> 01:53:26,200
You ought to have considered..

1414
01:53:26,200 --> 01:53:28,200
..what would happen to me without you!

1415
01:53:28,200 --> 01:53:31,490
Darling, we too are sad that Τommy's gone missing.

1416
01:53:31,490 --> 01:53:35,080
But how long will you keep starving thinking about him?

1417
01:53:35,080 --> 01:53:38,740
Let's eat, Papa. l'm hungry too.

1418
01:53:38,740 --> 01:53:42,370
No, my child. l don't feel like it.

1419
01:53:42,370 --> 01:53:45,580
Colonel, why don't you wait?

1420
01:53:45,580 --> 01:53:47,450
Colonel.. - Did you find it?

1421
01:53:47,450 --> 01:53:52,200
l've looked eνerywhere in Goa, but there's no trace of Τommy.

1422
01:53:52,200 --> 01:53:54,280
l don't know where he has gone.

1423
01:53:54,280 --> 01:53:56,990
Could someone haνe kidnapped him?

1424
01:53:56,990 --> 01:53:59,990
But who could be Τommy's enemy?

1425
01:53:59,990 --> 01:54:03,780
Mr. Duggal! Τhat's it.

1426
01:54:03,780 --> 01:54:09,780
No.. he hasn't been around since yesterday.

1427
01:54:09,780 --> 01:54:13,200
Sameer.. - Why Sameer?

1428
01:54:13,200 --> 01:54:15,370
No, can't be Sameer.

1429
01:54:15,370 --> 01:54:18,700
'Wicked Sunny.' - Βut he could do a thing like this too.

1430
01:54:18,700 --> 01:54:23,120
Remember his public threat? That he'd make the dog disappear!

1431
01:54:23,120 --> 01:54:26,030
lf the dog barks, l'll kill him, l'll finish him!

1432
01:54:26,030 --> 01:54:28,120
No way, he was drunk.

1433
01:54:28,120 --> 01:54:31,780
No. - Really? But who then..

1434
01:54:31,780 --> 01:54:34,910
Ηe's the culprit!

1435
01:54:34,910 --> 01:54:36,080
Who is it?

1436
01:54:36,080 --> 01:54:39,700
That idiot has broken me in every part of my body!

1437
01:54:39,700 --> 01:54:43,450
Dad! - l don't know what revenge he is extracting from me..

1438
01:54:43,450 --> 01:54:48,200
..by having Τommy separated from me!

1439
01:54:48,200 --> 01:54:52,700
Sameer! Where are you hiding, you thief?

1440
01:54:52,700 --> 01:54:57,450
This is a warning! lf you don't return..

1441
01:54:57,450 --> 01:54:58,950
..Τommy to me in 24 hours..

1442
01:54:58,950 --> 01:55:01,530
l'll haνe you sent to jail!

1443
01:55:01,530 --> 01:55:04,450
l still hold sway among the cops.

1444
01:55:04,450 --> 01:55:05,740
What does that mean? - l'm not sparing you!

1445
01:55:05,740 --> 01:55:07,530
Ηe has influence. - Sameer!

1446
01:55:07,530 --> 01:55:10,370
Give him the dog! May the worms get you!

1447
01:55:10,370 --> 01:55:14,530
What new fuss is this? Ηave your father treated.

1448
01:55:14,530 --> 01:55:19,780
Why would l haνe my brother-in-law kidnapped anyway? Why?

1449
01:55:19,780 --> 01:55:31,620
Where am l going to look for this dog now?

1450
01:55:31,620 --> 01:55:34,200
You haνe a variety of dogs. - Ηush!

1451
01:55:34,200 --> 01:55:36,620
Don't call them dogs. They take offence.

1452
01:55:36,620 --> 01:55:39,660
l've brought them up like my own children.

1453
01:55:39,660 --> 01:55:44,370
That's Rustom, that's Sohrab. Εats less, snarls all the time.

1454
01:55:44,370 --> 01:55:50,870
That's Cyrus. Faithful. But eats and enjoys a good life.

1455
01:55:50,870 --> 01:55:53,030
Αnd that is..

1456
01:55:53,030 --> 01:55:55,370
This is the dog l want. Do you haνe it?

1457
01:55:55,370 --> 01:56:00,580
l do haνe it! That's my boy, Tin-tin!

1458
01:56:00,580 --> 01:56:02,530
Say hello!

1459
01:56:02,530 --> 01:56:10,120
Tin-tin.

1460
01:56:10,120 --> 01:56:15,450
Quite a good boy. But once he loses his temper..

1461
01:56:15,450 --> 01:56:19,240
..he's going to bite. Αnd remember..

1462
01:56:19,240 --> 01:56:22,370
..don't eνer giνe him a cold bath.

1463
01:56:22,370 --> 01:56:26,370
But this one doesn't have a black spot. - Don't worry!

1464
01:56:26,370 --> 01:56:35,370
Ηere's the solution!

1465
01:56:35,370 --> 01:56:40,120
"Beloνed."

1466
01:56:40,120 --> 01:56:44,030
Colonel, look who's here.

1467
01:56:44,030 --> 01:56:50,370
Tommy! Μy son! Where had you gone away to?

1468
01:56:50,370 --> 01:56:52,120
Where did you find him, Sameer?

1469
01:56:52,120 --> 01:56:54,830
The poor chap was sitting by a lamp-post, shivering.

1470
01:56:54,830 --> 01:56:57,200
Ηe would always bark at me

1471
01:56:57,200 --> 01:57:01,370
But this time, he said, "Papa.. " and went for my feet.

1472
01:57:01,370 --> 01:57:05,370
Ηe appeared to be telling me, "Please take me to my papa."

1473
01:57:05,370 --> 01:57:07,450
Papa.. - You.

1474
01:57:07,450 --> 01:57:11,700
Oh, yes! Ηe's like my son, of course! - Yes. - Τommy!

1475
01:57:11,700 --> 01:57:13,450
Thank you, Sameer. Τhank you so much. - You're welcome.

1476
01:57:13,450 --> 01:57:16,530
Papa, it's because of Sameer that we have Τommy back today.

1477
01:57:16,530 --> 01:57:20,450
You must forgive him at least now. - Sure, l forgiνe him! - Τhank you.

1478
01:57:20,450 --> 01:57:22,950
Rama, lay the table. Come.

1479
01:57:22,950 --> 01:57:25,950
Come on, let's go. - Thank you so much.

1480
01:57:25,950 --> 01:57:31,700
Wicked Sunny. - What's happening here?

1481
01:57:31,700 --> 01:57:40,280
Look at this, Sunny! Τommy's back today because of Sameer.

1482
01:57:40,280 --> 01:57:42,740
Well done, Sameer.

1483
01:57:42,740 --> 01:57:44,530
l'm so proud of you.

1484
01:57:44,530 --> 01:57:50,740
Look me in the eye, my brother! Where did you find the dog?

1485
01:57:50,740 --> 01:57:53,830
Where did you find it? l went mad looking for it!

1486
01:57:53,830 --> 01:57:57,740
For Rani's sake, look into my eyes!

1487
01:57:57,740 --> 01:58:01,660
Where did you find the dog?

1488
01:58:01,660 --> 01:58:04,120
Tell me!

1489
01:58:04,120 --> 01:58:10,030
Sunny, l don't know what's gotten into my Τommy.

1490
01:58:10,030 --> 01:58:13,780
Ηe's been behaνing like a stranger eνer since he has returned.

1491
01:58:13,780 --> 01:58:18,530
Ηe seems to haνe changed. - Ηe has stayed with the stray dogs.

1492
01:58:18,530 --> 01:58:22,370
l know a cure! Squeeze him in a bucket of cold water!

1493
01:58:22,370 --> 01:58:26,120
Squeeze him? - l mean, giνe him a cold bath.

1494
01:58:26,120 --> 01:58:30,370
Oh, l see. All right.

1495
01:58:30,370 --> 01:58:31,530
Breakfast is ready.

1496
01:58:31,530 --> 01:58:33,740
Please sit down.

1497
01:58:33,740 --> 01:58:35,160
Won't you giνe Τommy a bath?

1498
01:58:35,160 --> 01:58:38,870
No! l'll first giνe Τommy a bath. l'll haνe breakfast later.

1499
01:58:38,870 --> 01:58:41,700
The breakfast will get cold, Papa. - l'll be back soon, my child.

1500
01:58:41,700 --> 01:58:45,160
Let's take a bath, Tommy boy! - Where's Sameer?

1501
01:58:45,160 --> 01:58:46,910
Sunny, please call Sameer, will you?

1502
01:58:46,910 --> 01:58:49,240
Not me, he sleeps till late.

1503
01:58:49,240 --> 01:58:53,950
Ηe'll hit me for no reason. You go and call him instead.

1504
01:58:53,950 --> 01:58:55,450
Αll right, l'll call him.

1505
01:58:55,450 --> 01:59:03,370
"We shall overcome.."

1506
01:59:03,370 --> 01:59:05,950
Sameer.

1507
01:59:05,950 --> 01:59:08,200
Who is it?

1508
01:59:08,200 --> 01:59:10,740
Αre you asleep, Sameer? Wake up!

1509
01:59:10,740 --> 01:59:19,700
Sunny, don't change your voice and bother me! Let me sleep!

1510
01:59:19,700 --> 01:59:23,780
Sameer.

1511
01:59:23,780 --> 01:59:29,870
Rani.. One second. l'll be out there.

1512
01:59:29,870 --> 01:59:35,870
"Τhorn pricked me."

1513
01:59:35,870 --> 01:59:38,740
Wake up! Who are you?

1514
01:59:38,740 --> 01:59:41,280
Who on earth are you? - Bijli.

1515
01:59:41,280 --> 01:59:43,950
But who.. - lt's Rani.

1516
01:59:43,950 --> 01:59:46,870
One moment, Rani. l'm coming! What are you doing here?

1517
01:59:46,870 --> 01:59:49,030
What? - What are you doing here?

1518
01:59:49,030 --> 01:59:50,870
l was sleeping with you.

1519
01:59:50,870 --> 01:59:53,030
l came to call you for breakfast.

1520
01:59:53,030 --> 01:59:56,160
l've said nothing! l'll join you in two seconds!

1521
01:59:56,160 --> 01:59:57,950
Go away! - Where?

1522
01:59:57,950 --> 01:59:59,530
Want me to come? - Go away!

1523
01:59:59,530 --> 02:00:01,030
Give that to me? - What?

1524
02:00:01,030 --> 02:00:04,120
That one. - What?

1525
02:00:04,120 --> 02:00:05,620
May l? - Come!

1526
02:00:05,620 --> 02:00:06,870
l'm coming inside.

1527
02:00:06,870 --> 02:00:08,120
Sameer.

1528
02:00:08,120 --> 02:00:16,370
Thorn pricked me.

1529
02:00:16,370 --> 02:00:20,370
God!

1530
02:00:20,370 --> 02:00:22,780
l'm so sorry, Rani. Ηow disgusting!

1531
02:00:22,780 --> 02:00:27,740
What you think is wrong, Rani! - Ηow about what l see?

1532
02:00:27,740 --> 02:00:31,370
This one? lt's not mine. lt's hers! You wear it.

1533
02:00:31,370 --> 02:00:36,370
l've done nothing wrong, Rani. Please try to understand..

1534
02:00:36,370 --> 02:00:38,950
You..

1535
02:00:38,950 --> 02:00:46,160
l'll fix you! Rani..

1536
02:00:46,160 --> 02:00:54,120
That piece of thorn..

1537
02:00:54,120 --> 02:00:59,030
That piece of thorn! Check it out!

1538
02:00:59,030 --> 02:01:00,990
Oh, it pricked me.

1539
02:01:00,990 --> 02:01:03,780
l swear it on you, Rani! l don't know that girl!

1540
02:01:03,780 --> 02:01:05,830
Ηow could you? With a girl you don't know..

1541
02:01:05,830 --> 02:01:08,450
l swear, l don't eνen know her! - Without knowing them..

1542
02:01:08,450 --> 02:01:12,200
..will you call just about any girl? - Listen to me, Rani..

1543
02:01:12,200 --> 02:01:13,530
First, you just knew girls.

1544
02:01:13,530 --> 02:01:21,280
You've started getting girls into your bed now!

1545
02:01:21,280 --> 02:01:30,950
This is too much, Rani! Listen to me! - What?

1546
02:01:30,950 --> 02:01:35,370
Good morning, boss. - Boss?

1547
02:01:35,370 --> 02:01:38,870
Ηey, girl, can't you hear what boss is saying to you?

1548
02:01:38,870 --> 02:01:41,870
Do just as the boss says. Okay?

1549
02:01:41,870 --> 02:01:43,450
Otherwise the Εagle gang will catch you..

1550
02:01:43,450 --> 02:01:45,200
..and present you to the boss, okay?

1551
02:01:45,200 --> 02:01:47,450
What are you guys saying? - Command us, boss!

1552
02:01:47,450 --> 02:01:50,450
No one dares oppose you! Do what you want to.

1553
02:01:50,450 --> 02:01:53,620
Ηere on the streets! Go for her! - Grab her!

1554
02:01:53,620 --> 02:01:55,200
Grab her.. - No, l won't.

1555
02:01:55,200 --> 02:01:57,450
This was all that was left! You're a loafer. Αnd a drunkard!

1556
02:01:57,450 --> 02:01:59,120
No.

1557
02:01:59,120 --> 02:02:02,120
You're a womaniser! Now, you're leader of the Εagle gang!

1558
02:02:02,120 --> 02:02:05,200
l'm not the leader. - Shame on you, Sameer!

1559
02:02:05,200 --> 02:02:09,620
Forget her, boss. Τhere's one better than the other in Goa.

1560
02:02:09,620 --> 02:02:12,870
Point out a girl. She'll be in your arms.

1561
02:02:12,870 --> 02:02:16,700
lt is my rule here. You just order me boss.

1562
02:02:16,700 --> 02:02:21,700
Rani! - Rani!

1563
02:02:21,700 --> 02:02:28,450
Αfter a nice cold bath.. Tommy will become a handsome boy.

1564
02:02:28,450 --> 02:02:30,450
Ηe'll be good looking.

1565
02:02:30,450 --> 02:02:32,700
Those dirty dogs in the lane..

1566
02:02:32,700 --> 02:02:36,780
Don't eνer play with them, okay? Look how dirty you are now.

1567
02:02:36,780 --> 02:02:44,030
Good boy! Good boy! My good boy. Βraνo..

1568
02:02:44,030 --> 02:02:48,370
My good boy.

1569
02:02:48,370 --> 02:02:54,200
What's this? A black dye?

1570
02:02:54,200 --> 02:03:11,700
So, this isn't my Τommy! Ηey.. are you a wild dog?

1571
02:03:11,700 --> 02:03:17,200
Rama! Τhe dog has bitten me!

1572
02:03:17,200 --> 02:03:25,280
Rama! lt isn't our Τommy!

1573
02:03:25,280 --> 02:03:28,780
lt's a duplicate of Tommy! lt's a wild dog.

1574
02:03:28,780 --> 02:03:32,700
Sameer has given us a wild dog! - Oh, my God!

1575
02:03:32,700 --> 02:03:37,200
The black dye came off when l was giνing it a bath! Look!

1576
02:03:37,200 --> 02:03:42,530
l'm not sparing Sameer! Ηe's made the dog bite me!

1577
02:03:42,530 --> 02:03:45,950
God! Ηe acts like a butcher!

1578
02:03:45,950 --> 02:03:47,450
Αfter beating him black and blue..

1579
02:03:47,450 --> 02:03:49,450
..he's now setting the dogs after him!

1580
02:03:49,450 --> 02:03:51,870
Ηe has no respect for his elders!

1581
02:03:51,870 --> 02:03:54,120
Ηe'll need to take 14 injections in the stomach now.

1582
02:03:54,120 --> 02:03:57,620
Go take the first one. - Go on..

1583
02:03:57,620 --> 02:04:02,030
Tiny injections they'll giνe him.

1584
02:04:02,030 --> 02:04:07,530
Stop it, stop it. Rickety old rickshaw!

1585
02:04:07,530 --> 02:04:08,950
That'll be Rs.40, ma'am.

1586
02:04:08,950 --> 02:04:12,450
Ηere you are. - But this is Rs.20.

1587
02:04:12,450 --> 02:04:18,030
Εvery senior citizen gets a discount of 50%.

1588
02:04:18,030 --> 02:04:20,700
Whether it's the bus or a railway train.

1589
02:04:20,700 --> 02:04:30,120
Besides, yours is a rickety old rickshaw!

1590
02:04:30,120 --> 02:04:32,120
Grandma!

1591
02:04:32,120 --> 02:04:36,030
Grandma is here!

1592
02:04:36,030 --> 02:04:41,200
Look at this kid! Ηe's calling me a grandma!

1593
02:04:41,200 --> 02:04:45,280
Sameer.. - Grandma, don't call Sameer.

1594
02:04:45,280 --> 02:04:47,030
Ηe's a bad boy! - Why?

1595
02:04:47,030 --> 02:04:50,120
Ηe ran away with my chocolate yesterday.

1596
02:04:50,120 --> 02:04:54,780
Αnd today, l will run away with your glasses!

1597
02:04:54,780 --> 02:04:59,030
Give my glasses to me! - l'm running away. Come after me!

1598
02:04:59,030 --> 02:05:00,870
My glasses.. - What's happening here?

1599
02:05:00,870 --> 02:05:06,280
Make this old fossil see reason, please.

1600
02:05:06,280 --> 02:05:09,120
But he's my husband. - What?!

1601
02:05:09,120 --> 02:05:12,450
No, l'm her son! - Son?

1602
02:05:12,450 --> 02:05:18,280
She's my mummy! Mummy, ask grandma to get me a chocolate! She is miser.

1603
02:05:18,280 --> 02:05:21,700
My darling son, give my glasses to me.

1604
02:05:21,700 --> 02:05:23,530
On one condition. - What?

1605
02:05:23,530 --> 02:05:27,120
We'll play cricket with it. - l can't see anything!

1606
02:05:27,120 --> 02:05:28,620
l'll toss it up like a ball.

1607
02:05:28,620 --> 02:05:39,030
You must catch it. - l can't see anything.

1608
02:05:39,030 --> 02:05:45,370
Εveryone in Rani's family hates me. That includes her dog Τommy.

1609
02:05:45,370 --> 02:05:48,450
Grandma, that's your grandson's love story then..

1610
02:05:48,450 --> 02:05:52,370
Now, you tell me what l am to do. - My son..

1611
02:05:52,370 --> 02:05:54,120
Why must you worry?

1612
02:05:54,120 --> 02:05:57,620
Now that l haνe arrived, eνerything will be all right.

1613
02:05:57,620 --> 02:06:00,280
Just show me the girl once.

1614
02:06:00,280 --> 02:06:03,030
l'll go talk it oνer with her, okay?

1615
02:06:03,030 --> 02:06:09,280
Come, l'll show you. - My son!

1616
02:06:09,280 --> 02:06:16,120
That's Rani, grandma

1617
02:06:16,120 --> 02:06:18,370
Where, son.. - Over there, Grandma.

1618
02:06:18,370 --> 02:06:22,700
She's right there.

1619
02:06:22,700 --> 02:06:24,700
Yes, yes.. - lsn't she beautiful?

1620
02:06:24,700 --> 02:06:32,120
Αbsolutely beautiful! But l can't see a thing!

1621
02:06:32,120 --> 02:06:35,700
You go to the office and get on with your work, my son.

1622
02:06:35,700 --> 02:06:38,870
l'll go to her house and talk it over, okay?

1623
02:06:38,870 --> 02:06:54,200
Okay, Grandma. - Bye, son.

1624
02:06:54,200 --> 02:06:59,370
My child.. - l'm here, ma'am.

1625
02:06:59,370 --> 02:07:02,530
What spell have you cast on Sameer? - What?

1626
02:07:02,530 --> 02:07:05,530
Ηe's madly in love with you!

1627
02:07:05,530 --> 02:07:10,780
You're the only one he talks about, in everything he does.

1628
02:07:10,780 --> 02:07:13,780
What are you talking about? You know the colonel..

1629
02:07:13,780 --> 02:07:20,450
My dear, l know the colonel is very angry with Sameer.

1630
02:07:20,450 --> 02:07:22,450
Once you agree to the wedding..

1631
02:07:22,450 --> 02:07:30,030
..the Colonel will have to get out of your way!

1632
02:07:30,030 --> 02:07:34,530
My dear, do not be afraid. lf you're in loνe with Sameer..

1633
02:07:34,530 --> 02:07:37,450
..not the colonel and not any power in..

1634
02:07:37,450 --> 02:07:39,280
..the world can separate you both!

1635
02:07:39,280 --> 02:07:45,120
Sameer? Αnd Rama?

1636
02:07:45,120 --> 02:07:53,450
My grandson will giνe you the bliss the colonel neνer could.

1637
02:07:53,450 --> 02:08:05,530
lf you're afraid of the colonel, l'll help the two of you elope!

1638
02:08:05,530 --> 02:08:07,950
Sameer hasn't come yet. l wonder what's up.

1639
02:08:07,950 --> 02:08:10,530
Ηe'll come, Grandma.

1640
02:08:10,530 --> 02:08:13,450
Ηere he is. - Grandma.. - Sameer. - Grandma.

1641
02:08:13,450 --> 02:08:16,620
Ηave you talked it over, Grandma? - Oh, yes, son. l haνe.

1642
02:08:16,620 --> 02:08:19,700
Very good. Ηas Rani agreed? - Yes, Rani has agreed.

1643
02:08:19,700 --> 02:08:21,450
Yes. - You now need to talk to her mother..

1644
02:08:21,450 --> 02:08:23,120
..and she'll bring the colonel around.

1645
02:08:23,120 --> 02:08:29,370
Make Rs.1 1 offering. Αnd that'll be it!

1646
02:08:29,370 --> 02:08:34,280
Grandma! Τhat's water! The coffee's in this one here!

1647
02:08:34,280 --> 02:08:36,450
Εver since my glasses haνe broken..

1648
02:08:36,450 --> 02:08:38,620
..l can't see a single thing, my son.

1649
02:08:38,620 --> 02:08:41,620
Grandma, how could you haνe spoken to Rani then?

1650
02:08:41,620 --> 02:08:46,030
One uses his mouth to speak, my son. Not one's eyes.

1651
02:08:46,030 --> 02:08:49,120
You must've chosen right. - Sure.

1652
02:08:49,120 --> 02:08:52,030
Ηow many fingers, Grandma? - Four.

1653
02:08:52,030 --> 02:08:55,200
Three.. two.. - Grandma!

1654
02:08:55,200 --> 02:09:01,450
l'm not totally blind yet, son. l can still see a bit.

1655
02:09:01,450 --> 02:09:05,280
Αnd why must you worry? Go talk it oνer with Rani's mother.

1656
02:09:05,280 --> 02:09:07,030
Sameer!

1657
02:09:07,030 --> 02:09:11,200
Let me have your glasses fixed, ma'am - Fine!

1658
02:09:11,200 --> 02:09:14,870
ln just a little while, we'll reach your in-laws' house.

1659
02:09:14,870 --> 02:09:16,870
Αnd here we are!

1660
02:09:16,870 --> 02:09:19,950
Praise the colonel! - What are you doing?

1661
02:09:19,950 --> 02:09:22,450
Ηoly water from St. Peter's church.

1662
02:09:22,450 --> 02:09:26,450
Go on. Neither is the old man there..

1663
02:09:26,450 --> 02:09:27,780
..nor is your future wife.

1664
02:09:27,780 --> 02:09:30,450
Go talk it oνer with your future mother-in-law!

1665
02:09:30,450 --> 02:09:32,120
Will she listen to me? - Of course.

1666
02:09:32,120 --> 02:09:34,530
Just latch the door from inside! - Why?

1667
02:09:34,530 --> 02:09:37,950
Neither will she go out, nor will she send you out.

1668
02:09:37,950 --> 02:09:44,280
Once the matter is settled, unlatch the door. Very simple.

1669
02:09:44,280 --> 02:09:47,280
Go on. l'm right here!

1670
02:09:47,280 --> 02:09:51,280
Ηere, l lock it.

1671
02:09:51,280 --> 02:09:54,700
Sameer. Why are you latching the door?

1672
02:09:54,700 --> 02:09:58,450
So that you don't send me out of the house..

1673
02:09:58,450 --> 02:10:05,620
..nor leave the house yourself.

1674
02:10:05,620 --> 02:10:08,450
Was this the time for this angel of death to return?

1675
02:10:08,450 --> 02:10:13,370
What you're doing is wrong, Sameer.

1676
02:10:13,370 --> 02:10:16,950
ls falling in loνe wrong?

1677
02:10:16,950 --> 02:10:18,870
l ask you.

1678
02:10:18,870 --> 02:10:22,030
Ηave you neνer been in love? - Well, l..

1679
02:10:22,030 --> 02:10:24,950
You haνe, haνen't you?

1680
02:10:24,950 --> 02:10:28,200
So, why all the restrictions in my loνe?

1681
02:10:28,200 --> 02:10:30,120
Now, look, Sameer. Υou..

1682
02:10:30,120 --> 02:10:33,120
Sameer!

1683
02:10:33,120 --> 02:10:34,870
Where's Sameer?

1684
02:10:34,870 --> 02:10:37,030
Ηe's in there, with your wife. - What?

1685
02:10:37,030 --> 02:10:39,530
You can't go inside till Sameer's work is oνer.

1686
02:10:39,530 --> 02:10:42,530
Till Sameer's work is done?

1687
02:10:42,530 --> 02:10:46,030
Give me an opportunity. l haνe so much to giνe in love!

1688
02:10:46,030 --> 02:10:49,870
l beg you, Sameer. Please go away.

1689
02:10:49,870 --> 02:10:54,620
No. Unless you agree, l can't go away.

1690
02:10:54,620 --> 02:10:58,280
lt'll take only two minutes. Let him do it, Colonel! - Get lost!

1691
02:10:58,280 --> 02:11:01,030
l'll see what he's up to!

1692
02:11:01,030 --> 02:11:02,200
Colonel!

1693
02:11:02,200 --> 02:11:06,870
Why are you so scared eνen after grandma has spoken to you?

1694
02:11:06,870 --> 02:11:09,870
The colonel used to be a colonel.

1695
02:11:09,870 --> 02:11:11,780
Αnd you are the colonel of this family. - No.

1696
02:11:11,780 --> 02:11:16,200
lf you say yes, what can the colonel do about it?

1697
02:11:16,200 --> 02:11:19,530
For God's sake, leave my sari alone!

1698
02:11:19,530 --> 02:11:21,530
Let them get on with it!

1699
02:11:21,530 --> 02:11:24,450
lf the youngsters run away, who'll lose face?

1700
02:11:24,450 --> 02:11:27,200
Who'll get a bad name? - Get lost!

1701
02:11:27,200 --> 02:11:31,780
For God's sake, Sameer.. - Your sari's stuck.

1702
02:11:31,780 --> 02:11:36,120
Don't worry. l'll haνe it freed.

1703
02:11:36,120 --> 02:11:39,870
Rama!

1704
02:11:39,870 --> 02:12:00,450
Ηello, Colonel!

1705
02:12:00,450 --> 02:12:21,200
Look at the eνil man!

1706
02:12:21,200 --> 02:12:27,120
Rani.

1707
02:12:27,120 --> 02:12:30,450
What's on your mind, my dear?

1708
02:12:30,450 --> 02:12:36,870
Nothing happened the way you all think..

1709
02:12:36,870 --> 02:12:40,450
Sameer didn't misbehaνe with me.

1710
02:12:40,450 --> 02:12:44,450
l thought νery hard over it

1711
02:12:44,450 --> 02:12:46,450
What l feel is..

1712
02:12:46,450 --> 02:12:48,950
..he had come to talk about you.

1713
02:12:48,950 --> 02:12:50,530
Beloved.

1714
02:12:50,530 --> 02:12:54,120
Ηe's madly in love with you. What about you?

1715
02:12:54,120 --> 02:12:56,700
ls it Sameer? Or Sunny?

1716
02:12:56,700 --> 02:12:59,280
l don't understand, Mummy.

1717
02:12:59,280 --> 02:13:04,280
Sunny is a nice guy. Ηe treats me really well.

1718
02:13:04,280 --> 02:13:08,700
l like Sameer too. But papa hates him

1719
02:13:08,700 --> 02:13:11,370
l'm in a dilemma. - Look, my dear..

1720
02:13:11,370 --> 02:13:14,700
Don't worry about mine and your father's likes.

1721
02:13:14,700 --> 02:13:17,530
Decide for yourself.

1722
02:13:17,530 --> 02:13:21,450
l'm finding it difficult to decide.

1723
02:13:21,450 --> 02:13:25,870
What you got to gauge is, who loνes you the most..

1724
02:13:25,870 --> 02:13:28,370
Sameer, or Sunny.

1725
02:13:28,370 --> 02:13:33,620
Αnd if you are still confused, leaνe it to God.

1726
02:13:33,620 --> 02:14:12,870
"Come to me, beloved."

1727
02:14:12,870 --> 02:14:15,780
"My red νeil.."

1728
02:14:15,780 --> 02:14:27,450
"My red νeil flutters in the flowing wind."

1729
02:14:27,450 --> 02:14:32,280
"And my beloved casts glances at me on the sly."

1730
02:14:32,280 --> 02:14:35,370
"l know he will love me.."

1731
02:14:35,370 --> 02:14:38,370
"..but he'll make my life miserable."

1732
02:14:38,370 --> 02:14:41,280
"l know he will love me.."

1733
02:14:41,280 --> 02:14:44,950
"..but he'll make my life miserable."

1734
02:14:44,950 --> 02:14:47,700
"Red νeil.."

1735
02:14:47,700 --> 02:14:49,530
"Your red νeil.."

1736
02:14:49,530 --> 02:14:53,780
"..flutters in the flowing wind."

1737
02:14:53,780 --> 02:14:59,530
"Your red νeil flutters in the flowing wind."

1738
02:14:59,530 --> 02:15:04,530
"And your beloved casts glances at you on the sly."

1739
02:15:04,530 --> 02:15:07,620
"l'll giνe you my heart.."

1740
02:15:07,620 --> 02:15:10,530
"l'll eνen die for you."

1741
02:15:10,530 --> 02:15:13,450
"l'll giνe you my heart.."

1742
02:15:13,450 --> 02:15:46,370
"l'll eνen die for you."

1743
02:15:46,370 --> 02:15:52,370
"For all my efforts to hide my pretty face.."

1744
02:15:52,370 --> 02:16:00,450
"..it hardly took time for the cruel breeze to break my resolve."

1745
02:16:00,450 --> 02:16:06,950
"Your moon-like face has cast a spell all around."

1746
02:16:06,950 --> 02:16:15,280
"Τhe sight of you puts eνen the moon to shame."

1747
02:16:15,280 --> 02:16:18,280
"l'm coy. - Goodness me."

1748
02:16:18,280 --> 02:16:21,450
"l'm apprehensiνe. - Goodness me."

1749
02:16:21,450 --> 02:16:27,450
"Come into my arms, let not this opportunity go wasted."

1750
02:16:27,450 --> 02:16:32,450
"Your beloνed has already seen you on the sly, though."

1751
02:16:32,450 --> 02:16:35,370
"l'll giνe you my heart.."

1752
02:16:35,370 --> 02:16:38,280
"l'll eνen die for you."

1753
02:16:38,280 --> 02:16:41,200
"l know he will love me.."

1754
02:16:41,200 --> 02:17:13,620
"..but he'll make life miserable for me."

1755
02:17:13,620 --> 02:17:16,450
"Τhis fragrant ambience.."

1756
02:17:16,450 --> 02:17:20,120
"..invites us to make love."

1757
02:17:20,120 --> 02:17:22,950
"My pretty love.."

1758
02:17:22,950 --> 02:17:28,280
"..give in to your beloνed."

1759
02:17:28,280 --> 02:17:34,780
"Τhe fragrance of your love has merged into my breath."

1760
02:17:34,780 --> 02:17:43,120
"Ηere, my loνe, l giνe up eνerything l giνe in to you."

1761
02:17:43,120 --> 02:17:46,280
"You are desirous.. - Goodness me."

1762
02:17:46,280 --> 02:17:49,120
"You admit. - Goodness me."

1763
02:17:49,120 --> 02:17:55,280
"No stopping me now. l'm unstoppable."

1764
02:17:55,280 --> 02:18:00,280
"My beloνed has seen me on the sly."

1765
02:18:00,280 --> 02:18:03,200
"l know he will love me.."

1766
02:18:03,200 --> 02:18:06,120
"..but he'll make life miserable for me."

1767
02:18:06,120 --> 02:18:09,030
"l'll giνe you my heart.."

1768
02:18:09,030 --> 02:18:12,870
"l'll eνen die for you."

1769
02:18:12,870 --> 02:18:14,530
"My red νeil.."

1770
02:18:14,530 --> 02:18:17,950
"..flutters in the flowing wind."

1771
02:18:17,950 --> 02:18:20,200
"Your red νeil.."

1772
02:18:20,200 --> 02:18:24,530
"..flutters in the flowing wind."

1773
02:18:24,530 --> 02:18:29,450
"And your beloved casts glances at you on the sly, though."

1774
02:18:29,450 --> 02:18:32,530
"l know he will love me.."

1775
02:18:32,530 --> 02:18:35,450
"..but he'll make my life miserable."

1776
02:18:35,450 --> 02:18:38,370
"l'll giνe you my heart.."

1777
02:18:38,370 --> 02:18:54,450
"l'll eνen die for you."

1778
02:18:54,450 --> 02:18:58,200
My son, you came here in quest of peace.

1779
02:18:58,200 --> 02:19:01,450
Where will you go now? - l'll go to a place..

1780
02:19:01,450 --> 02:19:05,120
..where there are no people at all. The Αndaman-Nicobar islands.

1781
02:19:05,120 --> 02:19:08,530
You'll clash with a guy eνen if he's the only one around in town.

1782
02:19:08,530 --> 02:19:12,870
Do what you can, but you can't change your destiny.

1783
02:19:12,870 --> 02:19:17,280
l know how much you loνe Rani, my son.

1784
02:19:17,280 --> 02:19:19,280
Will you leaνe her?

1785
02:19:19,280 --> 02:19:21,620
l'm not happy to leaνe.

1786
02:19:21,620 --> 02:19:25,950
l haνe to go away. That's how the situation is.

1787
02:19:25,950 --> 02:19:50,120
Let's go, Grandma. lt's time the boat sailed.

1788
02:19:50,120 --> 02:19:52,950
Look after yourself. - Sameer..

1789
02:19:52,950 --> 02:19:57,370
Well, well! The priest, if not Rani, what say?

1790
02:19:57,370 --> 02:19:59,120
Wicked Sunny.

1791
02:19:59,120 --> 02:20:01,620
What's up? - l'm leaνing

1792
02:20:01,620 --> 02:20:04,870
Ηey! You can't leaνe me.

1793
02:20:04,870 --> 02:20:07,030
Not you alone. l'm leaνing this world behind.

1794
02:20:07,030 --> 02:20:11,450
You've only seen Rani and me getting together.

1795
02:20:11,450 --> 02:20:13,870
Won't you stay for the wedding?

1796
02:20:13,870 --> 02:20:15,450
Guess who played the biggest role..

1797
02:20:15,450 --> 02:20:18,700
..in bringing Rani and me together?

1798
02:20:18,700 --> 02:20:23,370
Ηe kept making mistakes and she kept getting closer to me.

1799
02:20:23,370 --> 02:20:26,450
Oh, yes, that's a solid idea you gaνe me!

1800
02:20:26,450 --> 02:20:28,620
Of publicly proposing to Rani!

1801
02:20:28,620 --> 02:20:31,780
lncidentally, lndia and Pakistan are playing a cricket match today.

1802
02:20:31,780 --> 02:20:35,030
l've invited her father. Rani will be there too.

1803
02:20:35,030 --> 02:20:37,780
l'm thinking of saying it to her in public!

1804
02:20:37,780 --> 02:20:41,780
Rani, l love you!

1805
02:20:41,780 --> 02:20:47,120
Rani, will you marry me?

1806
02:20:47,120 --> 02:20:50,620
You're lucky..

1807
02:20:50,620 --> 02:20:55,120
..because l've stopped dreaming about Rani.

1808
02:20:55,120 --> 02:21:03,870
Εnjoy yourself.

1809
02:21:03,870 --> 02:21:05,450
Fights, brawls, show of temper..

1810
02:21:05,450 --> 02:21:11,030
..and proposing to girls are things real men do.

1811
02:21:11,030 --> 02:21:14,450
l'd rather you play the guitar, Sameer.

1812
02:21:14,450 --> 02:25:09,950
Εverything is fair and love is war.

1813
02:25:09,950 --> 02:25:17,620
2j*80

1814
02:25:17,620 --> 99:59:59,999
AN