日本語字幕　shoさん 起きろｫ！ 目覚めの時だ皆 It's that time of the year again, when legends are ripped,　またこの時期がやってきた。 screaming and bloody, from the womb of glory. That's just one of the many disgusting ways we'll be describing the white knuckle action of VGHS' FPS clan tryouts, live here in our mobile news studio at Grand Theft Auditorium. 伝説といえば our special guest of today eats legends for brunch.今日は伝説をブランチついでに作ってしまうゲストを呼びました やぁLaw試合前に軽く食事はしたかな ええ、しました。どうも So, Law, we've got 84 students gunning for just 12 JV and Varsity jackets. Any pro tips for your fellow mouse jockeys before they get needy for the death? 助言かどうかわかりませんが、ひとつだけ言えます 一度、将来有望な新人にも言ったことです VGHSは最強のプレイヤーが集まる しかし自分らしくいないとベストは尽くせない 今日試合に出る前に、深く考えてほしい 何が君を駆り立てるかを それさえわかれば、真のゲームがわかる。 そうすれば誰も君を破れない 皆準備はいい？ チーバ！ハンゾー！ - どうやってー? - ゴミ箱から探しだしたよ 捨てられたままにしておくと思った? 私が直しておいたわ 問題無しよ あとアップグレードもしといたよ みんな最高の友達だよ！ 俺ら？ そうよ私たちよ じゃあゲームを遊びにいこうか 今までの試合もなかなかでしたが この最終試合こそ真の目玉といえるでしょう In the red corner: the leanest, the meanest FPS-est varsity crew this school has ever seen. They must have a pretty good captain. (robot) And in the blue corner, a ragtag group led by Jenny Matrix, who's fighting to be the first Sophomore ever to make it onto the VGHS varsity team. (sporstcaster) Doesn't help that she's down a man due to Brian D's expulsion. Yes, we've got you to thank for that, Law. Brian.Dみたいなトルブルメーカーが入学してきてー おいおい, Law, Brian Dだぞ！ いいや! だめだ ”退学”の意味がわからんのか, D? 登録をしました。 まだできるはずです Pff, who sold you that load of molineux? Huh? 'Round here I'm the dungeon keeper, and my rules are in black and white. Looks like your fable ends here. I know it does. It was my dream to play on a VGHS team and I screwed it up. Yeah, you messed it up bad! Like a failure. So what are you doing on my battlefield? This isn't about you and me. It's not about getting back in. It's about one last chance to play with the best of the best. It's about playing the game. So at the end of the day, Calhoun, it's all about the game. GG, Brian D. He plays! I can't believe that worked. Brian Dの装備を見てみろ Don't tell me that's the set-up piece he smoked you with, Law-lipop. All right, everybody calm down. The game is about to start. また遅刻したな Brian? まだ覚えてないようだな Rule number one, Ace. Never give up. (Ace) Rule number 271: Never quote my rules back to me. Now sit your punk ass down and best of luck to you. Y'all know the routine. You keep it clean out there. (Ace) Match begins in thirty seconds Get busy fraggin' or get busy dyin'. Countdown! All right, bring it in. You should've stayed home, Brian. You're going to ruin it for all of us. Yeah, you're expelled. You've no chance of making JV. Hey, I've seen these two cats meow and it's about to be a fancy feast tonight. You plan on bringing the thunder? You know it. Good enough for me. Jenny? Well, now that you've worked out your feelings, - are you ready to kick some ass?! - Yeah! We're pinned down on the left! Fry my circuits! D and Matrix just grabbed the case! Bust out your butts and put butt bibs on those butts zoners, because this gumbo is bubble. Please, grabbing the case is the easy part. Let's see how these butts do on the long one back. Hot crawdads, that kid can play. I hate that kid. Bullim! Underclassmen draw first blood! Law, it looks like your ex-girlfriend and arch rival are really kicking your team's ass. Jenny Matrix has almost done. These underclassmen are one point away from the biggest upset in clan tryout's history. And that's not all, shotbot. Another round like that, and Brian D. could actually get back into VGHS. Now how's that do ya, Law? He's gone. He left. All right, you three left flank. Everyone else with me. This is it, boys and girls-- THE LAW HAS ENTERED THE GAME! Wait, The Law?! Game over, man. Game all over our faces! Okay, everybody calm down. Don't panic. As long as we keep our-- (Law) HEADSHOT! Law'll ready for this? Run! Yowza! Lesson learned. Hell hath no fury like a Law scorned! (robot) I know me some ownage, but that's got to be one of the fastest case grabs I've ever-- Oh great Carmak's ghost! He scored again! (robot) Tie game. You know what that means, Colonel Slanders. It's time for a sudden death! Three minutes, no respawns, no mercy. Ladies and gentlemen, it does not get better than this. Two incredible stories, one villain of Quakesperian proportions, and it all comes down to this final play. Jenny, Brian... make it a good one. Everybody, stop! We can still win this thing. Get real, Matrix. We're donezo. - The Law is coming-- - For me. The Law is here because I'm here, so I say let him have me. You know you're almost back in school, right? I know. All right, here's the plan. LAW! (echoing) He's mine. Jenny. Law. Awkward! So... What's happening, captain? Should we just shoot each other? Oh, we could, but that won't get you on Varsity now, would it? Here's how this is gonna work. You're gonna go grab the intel. I'm gonna say hi to Brian. And I'll see you at Varsity practice tomorrow. You think I'd be caught dead on your team? Matrix, please. I should go before people start talking. Hey, Brian. Argh. Argh! Jenny just shot me in the back. Oh wait, no. I'm sorry. She just stabbed you in the back! Really, Brian? Really? I gotta admire your gumption, kid. You really want to play this game one last time? Okay. But the clock's ticking, so why don't you put that 'nade on your noggin and we'll put this all "is anybody on Earth better than The Law" issue to bed. Brian... do the face. I'm not the bad guy here. You were nothing and noone and then you met me and the whole world gave you a shot and you blew it. You proved you were nothing. But surprise! Here's your pal, The Law, coming here to give you one last chance. So are you gonna take it? Come on, you've got nothing to lose. Almost nothing. Law, ready for that?! Brian D... Congratulations! You're once again the lowest ranked player in VGHS. Welcome to the team. Thanks. I'm sorry about Varsity. It's okay. I'm happy with what I've got. Sorry, that was completely unprofessional. It's okay. I am your captain now, though. Oh, well, it won't happen again. - Captain... - Good. That was your first kiss, wasn't it? And my last, 'cause now I'm going to go die. No, Brian, it was... I'm...(laughs) That was better. Good... 'cause that was the last one, right? Yeah. - I hate this school. - (laughs) Practice starts tomorrow. See you there.... captain. Hey, sorry, DK. I'll catch you later. Fare thee well, young Theodore, for we drift at daybreak. Oh, hey,Ted. Turns out your girlfriend here is quite the rocker. She can learn a thing or two I'm sure she is, dad. She's pretty awesome at everything. Ted, you can play cool all you want, but we both know at the end of the day-- Look, it's Brian! Oh, see you later, pops. Brian freaking D! Congratulations, Brian. I knew you'd make it back! Roommates forever! Thanks, guys. Whoa, you've made your teams! Yeah, she melted my old man's face off. Literally. Oh no, not literally, but I did do very well. So did Ted. Put your jacket on. Let's get some victory pizzas! Pizza sounds great right about now.