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日本語字幕　shoさん

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起きろｫ！

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目覚めの時だ皆

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It's that time of the year again,
when legends are ripped,　またこの時期がやってきた。

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screaming and bloody,
from the womb of glory.

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That's just one
of the many disgusting ways

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we'll be describing
the white knuckle action

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of VGHS' FPS clan tryouts,

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live here in our mobile news studio
at Grand Theft Auditorium.

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伝説といえば

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our special guest of today
eats legends for brunch.今日は伝説をブランチついでに作ってしまうゲストを呼びました

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やぁLaw試合前に軽く食事はしたかな

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ええ、しました。どうも

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So, Law, we've got 84 students
gunning for just

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12 JV and Varsity jackets.

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Any pro tips for
your fellow mouse jockeys

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before they get <i>needy</i> for the death?

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助言かどうかわかりませんが、ひとつだけ言えます

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一度、将来有望な新人にも言ったことです

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VGHSは最強のプレイヤーが集まる

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しかし自分らしくいないとベストは尽くせない

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今日試合に出る前に、深く考えてほしい

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何が君を駆り立てるかを

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それさえわかれば、真のゲームがわかる。

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そうすれば誰も君を破れない

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皆準備はいい？

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チーバ！ハンゾー！

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- どうやってー?
- ゴミ箱から探しだしたよ

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捨てられたままにしておくと思った?

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私が直しておいたわ
問題無しよ

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あとアップグレードもしといたよ

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みんな最高の友達だよ！

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俺ら？

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そうよ私たちよ

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じゃあゲームを遊びにいこうか

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今までの試合もなかなかでしたが

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この最終試合こそ真の目玉といえるでしょう

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In the red corner:
the leanest, the meanest

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FPS-est varsity crew
this school has ever seen.

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They must have a pretty good captain.

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(robot) And in the blue corner,
a ragtag group led by Jenny Matrix,

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who's fighting to be
the first Sophomore ever to make it

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onto the VGHS varsity team.

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(sporstcaster) Doesn't help
that she's down a man

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due to Brian D's expulsion.

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Yes, we've got you to thank for that, Law.

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Brian.Dみたいなトルブルメーカーが入学してきてー

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おいおい, Law, Brian Dだぞ！

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いいや!

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だめだ

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”退学”の意味がわからんのか, D?

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登録をしました。

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まだできるはずです

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Pff, who sold you that load of molineux?

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Huh? 'Round here I'm the dungeon keeper,
and my rules are in black and white.

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Looks like your fable ends here.

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I know it does.

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It was my dream to play
on a VGHS team and I screwed it up.

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Yeah, you messed it up bad!
Like a failure.

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So what are you doing on my battlefield?

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This isn't about you and me.

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It's not about getting back in.

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It's about one last chance
to play with the best of the best.

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It's about playing the game.

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So at the end of the day, Calhoun,
it's all about the game.

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GG, Brian D.

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He plays!

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I can't believe that worked.

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Brian Dの装備を見てみろ

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Don't tell me that's the set-up piece
he smoked you with,

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Law-lipop.

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All right, everybody calm down.
The game is about to start.

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また遅刻したな Brian?

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まだ覚えてないようだな

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Rule number one, Ace.
Never give up.

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(Ace) Rule number 271:
Never quote my rules back to me.

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Now sit your punk ass
down and best of luck to you.

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Y'all know the routine.
You keep it clean out there.

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(Ace) Match begins in thirty seconds

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Get busy fraggin' or get busy dyin'.

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Countdown!

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All right, bring it in.

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You should've stayed home, Brian.
You're going to ruin it for all of us.

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Yeah, you're expelled.
You've no chance of making JV.

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Hey, I've seen these two cats meow

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and it's about to be
a fancy feast tonight.

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You plan on bringing the thunder?

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You know it.

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Good enough for me.

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Jenny?

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Well, now that you've worked
out your feelings,

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- are you ready to kick some ass?!
- Yeah!

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We're pinned down on the left!

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Fry my circuits!
D and Matrix just grabbed the case!

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Bust out your butts and put
butt bibs on those butts zoners,

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because this gumbo is bubble.

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Please, grabbing the case is the easy part.

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Let's see how these butts
do on the long one back.

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Hot crawdads,
that kid can play.

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I hate that kid.

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Bullim! Underclassmen draw first blood!

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Law, it looks like your
ex-girlfriend and arch rival

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are really kicking your team's ass.

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Jenny Matrix has almost done.

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These underclassmen are one point
away from the biggest upset

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in clan tryout's history.

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And that's not all, shotbot.
Another round like that,

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and Brian D. could actually
get back into VGHS.

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Now how's that do ya, Law?

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He's gone.

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He left.

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All right, you three left flank.
Everyone else with me.

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This is it, boys and girls--

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THE LAW HAS ENTERED THE GAME!

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Wait, The Law?!

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Game over, man.

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Game all over our faces!

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Okay, everybody calm down.

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Don't panic.
As long as we keep our--

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(Law) HEADSHOT!

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Law'll ready for this?

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Run!

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Yowza!

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Lesson learned.
Hell hath no fury like a Law scorned!

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(robot) I know me some ownage,
but that's got to be

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one of the fastest case grabs I've ever--

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Oh great Carmak's ghost!

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He scored again!

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(robot) Tie game.

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You know what that means,
Colonel Slanders.

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It's time for a sudden death!

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Three minutes, no respawns, no mercy.

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Ladies and gentlemen,
it does not get better than this.

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Two incredible stories, one villain
of Quakesperian proportions,

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and it all comes down to this final play.

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Jenny, Brian...

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make it a good one.

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Everybody, stop!
We can still win this thing.

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Get real, Matrix.
We're donezo.

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- The Law is coming--
- For me.

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The Law is here because I'm here,
so I say let him have me.

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You know you're
almost back in school, right?

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I know.

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All right, here's the plan.

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LAW! (echoing)

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He's mine.

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Jenny.

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Law.

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Awkward!

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So...

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What's happening, captain?

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Should we just shoot each other?

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Oh, we could, but that won't get you
on Varsity now, would it?

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Here's how this is gonna work.
You're gonna go grab the intel.

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I'm gonna say hi to Brian.

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And I'll see you
at Varsity practice tomorrow.

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You think I'd be caught dead on your team?

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Matrix, please.

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I should go before people start talking.

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Hey, Brian.

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Argh.

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Argh!

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Jenny just shot me in the back.

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Oh wait, no.

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I'm sorry.

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She just stabbed you in the back!

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Really, Brian?

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Really?

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I gotta admire your gumption, kid.

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You really want to play
this game one last time?

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Okay.

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But the clock's ticking, so why don't you
put that 'nade on your noggin

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and we'll put this all "is anybody
on Earth better than The Law" issue to bed.

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Brian...

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do the face.

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I'm not the bad guy here.
You were nothing and noone

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and then you met me
and the whole world gave you

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a shot and you blew it.

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You proved you were nothing.

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But surprise!

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Here's your pal, The Law,
coming here to give you one last chance.

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So are you gonna take it?
Come on, you've got nothing to lose.

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Almost nothing.

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Law, ready for that?!

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Brian D...

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Congratulations!

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You're once again
the lowest ranked player in VGHS.

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Welcome to the team.

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Thanks.

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I'm sorry about Varsity.

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It's okay.

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I'm happy with what I've got.

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Sorry, that was completely unprofessional.

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It's okay.

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I am your captain now, though.

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Oh, well, it won't happen again.

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- Captain...
- Good.

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That was your first kiss, wasn't it?

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And my last, 'cause now
I'm going to go die.

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No, Brian, it was...

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I'm...(laughs)

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That was better.

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Good...

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'cause that was
the last one, right?

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Yeah.

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- I hate this school.
- (laughs)

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Practice starts tomorrow.

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See you there....

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captain.

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Hey, sorry, DK.
I'll catch you later.

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Fare thee well, young Theodore,
for we drift at daybreak.

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Oh, hey,Ted.
Turns out your girlfriend

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here is quite the rocker.
She can learn a thing or two

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I'm sure she is, dad.
She's pretty awesome at everything.

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Ted, you can play cool all you want,
but we both know at the end of the day--

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Look, it's Brian!

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Oh, see you later, pops.

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Brian freaking D!

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Congratulations, Brian.

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I knew you'd make it back!

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Roommates forever!

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Thanks, guys.

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Whoa, you've made your teams!

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Yeah, she melted my old man's face off.

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Literally.

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Oh no, not literally,
but I did do very well.

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So did Ted.

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Put your jacket on.
Let's get some victory pizzas!

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Pizza sounds great right about now.