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Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.53,0:00:06.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,– I bought something from you last week, and I'm very disappointed.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.84,0:00:08.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,– Oh yeah? What's the problem?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.57,0:00:12.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,– Yeah, well, my blackberry is not working.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.08,0:00:16.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughter, applause]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.46,0:00:21.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,– What's the matter, it run out of juice?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.49,0:00:23.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.02,0:00:26.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,– No, no, it's completely frozen!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.46,0:00:28.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[knocking on table]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.54,0:00:30.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,– Oh, yeah, I can see that.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.32,0:00:32.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I tell you what: let's try it on orange.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.81,0:00:37.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.24,0:00:39.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,– That's got a few black spots, you see...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.56,0:00:41.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,– Oh, dear, yes. Sorry about that.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.29,0:00:47.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,– Well, is there anything I can do to get my blackberry working?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.00,0:00:49.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,– Well, could be an application issue.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.22,0:00:51.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where'd you store that Blackberry?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.38,0:00:53.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,– Well, it was on my desktop.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.08,0:00:56.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,– Well, you could try using a mouse to drag the blackberry to the trash.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.80,0:00:58.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.64,0:01:00.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then after you've done that,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.08,0:01:02.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you might wanna launch the blackberry from the desktop.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.48,0:01:05.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.84,0:01:08.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,– Well, I've already tried that a few times.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.54,0:01:10.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, all it did was mess up windows.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.79,0:01:12.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.40,0:01:14.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,– [clears throat] Well, it might be worth waiting a couple of weeks.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.40,0:01:16.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They've got the latest blackberries coming in then.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.40,0:01:17.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,– Well, could you give me a date?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.72,0:01:18.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,– Certainly.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.96,0:01:21.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.60,0:01:23.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,– Let me put that date in my diary.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.48,0:01:25.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.84,0:01:27.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,– Anything else I can help you with?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.30,0:01:29.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,– Yes, yes. I've also got a problem, to be honest,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.72,0:01:31.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with my apple.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.90,0:01:34.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.12,0:01:36.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,– Oh, dear, oh, dear. That is an old apple, isn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.72,0:01:38.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,– Yeah. – When'd you buy that?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.40,0:01:39.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,– Last week.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.55,0:01:42.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,– Last week? They've brought out two new apples since then!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.32,0:01:43.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.99,0:01:44.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's the problem with it?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.96,0:01:47.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,– Well, I tried to put my dongle in it...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.60,0:01:49.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.06,0:01:50.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and it won't fit.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.32,0:01:52.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,– Oh, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.06,0:01:56.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.81,0:01:58.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And how big's your dongle?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.80,0:02:02.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,– Well, I don't know much about these things,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.30,0:02:05.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but my wife's seen a few dongles in her time...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.15,0:02:06.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.85,0:02:09.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and she says a little bit on the small side.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.00,0:02:10.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.82,0:02:13.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,– Well, I'm afraid there's not a lot I can do about that.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.76,0:02:16.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tell you what: let me try booting it.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.88,0:02:19.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[glass shatters]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.79,0:02:21.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now it's crashed.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.92,0:02:26.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughter, applause]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.14,0:02:27.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anything else I can help you with?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.90,0:02:29.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,– Well, funnily enough, yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.16,0:02:31.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My grandson's birthday's soon. – Oh, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.74,0:02:34.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,– Now, he's already got an apple and a blackberry.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.85,0:02:37.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, have you got anything else that he might just like?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.82,0:02:39.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,– Well, we're doing a special offer on these.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.66,0:02:41.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, I can't make head or tail of them,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.60,0:02:43.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but the kids seem to like them.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.08,0:02:46.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,– Oh yeah? – "Eggs box," £3.60.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.06,0:02:48.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughter]