(upbeat banjo and guitar music)

("Merry Go 'Round" by Kacey Musgraves)

♪ If you ain't got two kids by 21,
You're probably gonna die alone ♪

♪ Least that's what tradition told you ♪

♪ And it don't matter if you don't believe,
Come Sunday morning you best be ♪

♪ There in the front row
Like you're supposed to ♪

♪ Same hurt in every heart ♪

♪ Same trailer, different park ♪

♪ Mama's hooked on Mary Kay ♪

♪ Brother's hooked on Mary Jane ♪

♪ And Daddy's hooked on
Mary two doors down ♪

♪ Mary, Mary quite contrary,
We get bored so we get married ♪

♪ Just like dust,
We settle in this town ♪

♪ On this broken merry go 'round
And 'round and 'round we go ♪

♪ Where it stops nobody knows ♪

♪ And it ain't slowin' down ♪

♪ This merry go 'round ♪

♪ We think the first time's good enough,
So we hold on to high school love ♪

♪ Sayin' we won't end up
like our parents ♪

♪ Tiny little boxes in a row ♪

♪ Ain't what you want,
It's what you know ♪

♪ Just happy in the shoes you're wearin' ♪

♪ Same checks we're always cashin' ♪

♪ To buy a little more distraction ♪

♪ 'Cause Mama's hooked on Mary Kay ♪

♪ Brother's hooked on Mary Jane ♪

♪ And Daddy's hooked on
Mary two doors down ♪

♪ Mary, Mary quite contrary,
We get bored so we get married ♪

♪ Just like dust,
We settle in this town ♪

♪ On this broken merry go 'round
And 'round and 'round we go ♪

♪ Where it stops nobody knows ♪

♪ And it ain't slowin' down ♪

♪ This merry go 'round ♪

♪ Mary, Mary quite contrary,
We're so bored until we're buried ♪

♪ Just like dust,
We settle in this town ♪

♪ On this broken merry go 'round ♪

♪ Merry go 'round ♪

♪ Jack and Jill went up the hill ♪

♪ Jack burned out on booze and pills ♪

♪ And Mary had a little lamb ♪

♪ Mary just don't give a damn no more ♪