(upbeat banjo and guitar music)
("Merry Go 'Round" by Kacey Musgraves)
♪ If you ain't got two kids by 21, You're probably gonna die alone ♪
♪ Least that's what tradition told you ♪
♪ And it don't matter if you don't believe, Come Sunday morning you best be ♪
♪ There in the front row Like you're supposed to ♪
♪ Same hurt in every heart ♪
♪ Same trailer, different park ♪
♪ Mama's hooked on Mary Kay ♪
♪ Brother's hooked on Mary Jane ♪
♪ And Daddy's hooked on Mary two doors down ♪
♪ Mary, Mary quite contrary, We get bored so we get married ♪
♪ Just like dust, We settle in this town ♪
♪ On this broken merry go 'round And 'round and 'round we go ♪
♪ Where it stops nobody knows ♪
♪ And it ain't slowin' down ♪
♪ This merry go 'round ♪
♪ We think the first time's good enough, So we hold on to high school love ♪
♪ Sayin' we won't end up like our parents ♪
♪ Tiny little boxes in a row ♪
♪ Ain't what you want, It's what you know ♪
♪ Just happy in the shoes you're wearin' ♪
♪ Same checks we're always cashin' ♪
♪ To buy a little more distraction ♪
♪ 'Cause Mama's hooked on Mary Kay ♪
♪ Brother's hooked on Mary Jane ♪
♪ And Daddy's hooked on Mary two doors down ♪
♪ Mary, Mary quite contrary, We get bored so we get married ♪
♪ Just like dust, We settle in this town ♪
♪ On this broken merry go 'round And 'round and 'round we go ♪
♪ Where it stops nobody knows ♪
♪ And it ain't slowin' down ♪
♪ This merry go 'round ♪
♪ Mary, Mary quite contrary, We're so bored until we're buried ♪
♪ Just like dust, We settle in this town ♪
♪ On this broken merry go 'round ♪
♪ Merry go 'round ♪
♪ Jack and Jill went up the hill ♪
♪ Jack burned out on booze and pills ♪
♪ And Mary had a little lamb ♪
♪ Mary just don't give a damn no more ♪