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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.14,0:00:05.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (old-school video game music) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.55,0:00:12.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Unfair Mario.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.80,0:00:14.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is it Mario, the same as Mario Brothers?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.82,0:00:17.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've never heard of Unfair Mario,\Nbut I've heard of Mario.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.97,0:00:20.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love Mario.\NHe's a wicked plumber.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.41,0:00:22.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When he came in, he was humongous.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.74,0:00:24.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I haven't played the game in a long time.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.22,0:00:25.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I remember when it first came out,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.55,0:00:27.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I know it's been \Npopular all these years.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.29,0:00:31.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I played Mario many years ago,\Nand I was bad at it then.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.39,0:00:34.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(humming along to music)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.72,0:00:36.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, so do I just start?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.48,0:00:39.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, so there's the ledges.\NHe's gotta jump from one to the other.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.24,0:00:41.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, move the arrows,\Narrows for Mario.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.38,0:00:43.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So it's going like this.\NOh, I see!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.94,0:00:46.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoop! Ooh, wow! \NUp, up, up.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.15,0:00:47.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I see! Aaah!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.84,0:00:49.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I get it. All right.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.43,0:00:51.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now he's running.\NOh, oop, he fell.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.28,0:00:52.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't jump soon enough.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.51,0:00:55.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oop!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.52,0:00:57.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- ♪ (game over music) ♪\N- He went right down.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.27,0:01:00.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoops! (laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.05,0:01:03.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (game over music) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.17,0:01:04.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh. (laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.72,0:01:05.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Death."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.60,0:01:09.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (game over music)\N- Oh, [bleep].
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.51,0:01:11.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, I did it.\NWatch out.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.76,0:01:14.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Death? He hit it!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.24,0:01:17.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (game over music) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.64,0:01:20.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah! (laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.44,0:01:22.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, baby.\NWork with me. Go!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.80,0:01:24.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And go.\NGoooooo!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.37,0:01:28.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He almost made it up!\NYou little scampy you.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.42,0:01:32.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- ♪ (game over music) ♪\N- Oh my goodness.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.05,0:01:35.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- ♪ (game over music) ♪\N- I can't believe this.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.03,0:01:38.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (game over music)\N- Almost. I went too far.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.10,0:01:40.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, come on, come on!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.22,0:01:41.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.13,0:01:44.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(tsks) I landed on that \Nlittle island and it...killed me!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.56,0:01:45.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, now jump!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.45,0:01:47.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah, I did it!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.19,0:01:49.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did it!\NAm I done?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.30,0:01:50.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh no, I have to do more of this?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.65,0:01:51.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, here we go.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.74,0:01:55.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- ♪ (game over music) ♪\N- The platform went away.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.32,0:01:59.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- ♪ (game over music) ♪\N- Hey, wait a minute.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.82,0:02:01.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The ground gave way.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.36,0:02:05.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (game over music) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.69,0:02:07.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't get that.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.14,0:02:15.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm feeling a little PO'd,\Nto be perfectly honest.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.10,0:02:18.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (game over music) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.62,0:02:21.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (game over music) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.94,0:02:24.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(grumbling) Now it's starting \Nto piss me off.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.61,0:02:28.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (game over music) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.89,0:02:31.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't understand why he keeps \Nfalling off the stupid cliff.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.67,0:02:34.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, see?\NThat's unfair.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.91,0:02:36.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That really is unfair.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.85,0:02:40.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.38,0:02:43.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughing under breath)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.92,0:02:44.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got there.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.03,0:02:46.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have no idea--
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.29,0:02:47.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(disappointed) Oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.92,0:02:52.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Don't--\N- ♪ (game over music) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.58,0:02:55.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.76,0:02:58.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now I don't know what to do.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.65,0:03:00.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(disappointed) Oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.72,0:03:03.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dammit. \NMy end here.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.06,0:03:06.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stop!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.35,0:03:09.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (game over music) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.46,0:03:11.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aight, I give up.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.19,0:03:12.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (game over music) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.18,0:03:15.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hah!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.97,0:03:19.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Walk a little, walk a little, walk a little.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.89,0:03:22.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh!\N- ♪ (game over music) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.59,0:03:24.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But it doesn't hold.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.42,0:03:26.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's frustrating me.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.54,0:03:29.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(sighs)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.13,0:03:31.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mario!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.04,0:03:35.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(moans) Mario!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.89,0:03:40.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (game over music) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.05,0:03:41.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What was that?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.38,0:03:43.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, we're going to go jump!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.97,0:03:46.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aw, it's that platform.\NIt went away.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.51,0:03:48.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do I have to start at the beginning again?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.33,0:03:51.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, this is--I wanna kill somebody.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.87,0:03:56.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (game over music) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.64,0:03:58.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(disgruntled sigh)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.79,0:04:01.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And....pwhooooo!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.30,0:04:02.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(cackles)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.40,0:04:04.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stay up there! (laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.69,0:04:06.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A little bit more...then stop.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.88,0:04:08.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh! Bad one.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.25,0:04:09.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A little bit and jump.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.43,0:04:12.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go a little bit and jump!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.59,0:04:13.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, stop.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.45,0:04:15.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (game over music) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.88,0:04:18.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jump!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.19,0:04:20.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jump, jump!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.45,0:04:22.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm trying to make him jump.\NHow do I get him--
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.80,0:04:25.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (game over music) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.38,0:04:26.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is not my game.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.82,0:04:28.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (game over music) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.04,0:04:31.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Uh...\N- ♪ (game over music) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.72,0:04:34.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's a trap everywhere \Nyou go on this game, man.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.17,0:04:40.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I got--oh, [bleep].
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.97,0:04:41.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I almost did it.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.86,0:04:44.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know my grandkids could do this game.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.49,0:04:49.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (game over music) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.91,0:04:52.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hate this thing, man.\NHorrible. Horrible.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.08,0:04:53.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is a horrible game.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.36,0:04:54.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (game over music) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.91,0:04:59.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If I go up there, this side collapses,\Nbut I think this one doesn't.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.49,0:05:00.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aha!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.24,0:05:01.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now where do I go from here?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.11,0:05:04.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah, [bleep]!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.24,0:05:07.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How long do I have \Nto torture myself with this?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.61,0:05:09.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Finebros) Until you're sick of it, Vera.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.36,0:05:10.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sick of it.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.28,0:05:11.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (game over music) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.46,0:05:13.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoo-hoo!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.83,0:05:15.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Keep goin', baby! (cackles)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.77,0:05:18.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go up in the airrrrrrr!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.31,0:05:21.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- ♪ (game over music) ♪\N- (cackles)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.83,0:05:23.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're gonna do the jump this time.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.23,0:05:24.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're going all the way overrr!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.86,0:05:25.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ha! Ha! Ha!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.66,0:05:31.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah-hah! (cracks up)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.04,0:05:32.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was much better.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.36,0:05:34.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, golly, I'm bad at this.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.11,0:05:35.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (game over music) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.66,0:05:40.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not gonna let some little \Ndinky cartoon character beat me.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.02,0:05:45.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (game over music) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.17,0:05:49.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's a part of me that \Nwould play this forever.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.35,0:05:51.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (game over music) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.67,0:05:58.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ow! Well, I made it a little farther.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.01,0:05:58.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.75,0:06:01.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm only dead 52 times.\NI mean...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.73,0:06:03.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(sighs) That's better than a cat.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.95,0:06:05.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (game over music) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.23,0:06:12.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, you got your butt stung!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.56,0:06:19.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oooh.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.42,0:06:20.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Finebros) You got \Nto the checkpoint, Barbara!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.95,0:06:24.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh. (chuckles)\NBravo for Barbara.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.94,0:06:28.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (game over music) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.16,0:06:35.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (victory music) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.58,0:06:37.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tada, I got to the end!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.14,0:06:40.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I did it!\NI beat you, Mario.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.38,0:06:41.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yay!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.64,0:06:43.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (victory music) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.16,0:06:44.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Finebros) So, what'd you think?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.16,0:06:47.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would rather have things \Npushed under my fingernails
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.75,0:06:48.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,than play video games.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.88,0:06:51.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's just frustrating.\NIt's just so frustrating.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.26,0:06:52.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It made me crazy.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.39,0:06:55.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's just too hard for me.\NMy hand-eye coordination
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.65,0:06:56.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is not good enough.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.75,0:06:59.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It makes it very difficult to make you \Nfeel like you're making progress,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.89,0:07:04.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but because it is so difficult\Nwhen you do make a little bit of progress,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.26,0:07:05.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's a bigger reward.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.39,0:07:07.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a skill game, so I guess \Nit's probably good
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.45,0:07:09.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for visual/motor coordination \Nand good for memory.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.75,0:07:11.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Compared to the games \Nthat I've seen these days,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.71,0:07:13.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think it's a very positive game.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.80,0:07:16.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Finebros) What do you think would happen \Nif we let you play for an hour?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.01,0:07:17.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,First of all, I wouldn't \Neven play it an hour.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.43,0:07:21.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Could either improve or you'd \Nwant to blow your brains out.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.13,0:07:23.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would never last an hour.\NI would shoot you,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.27,0:07:25.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would shoot me, I would \Njump off the Hollywood sign.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.66,0:07:28.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks for watching us play Unfair Mario.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.31,0:07:32.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please give us an easy \Ngame next time, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.27,0:07:34.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Comment your suggestions down below.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.48,0:07:37.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you like this, make sure \Nto subscribe to the React channel.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.28,0:07:41.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love you, see you later, \Nand I'm done with Unfair Mario!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.27,0:07:43.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (old-school video game music) ♪