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♪ (old-school video game music) ♪

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Unfair Mario.

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Is it Mario, the same as Mario Brothers?

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I've never heard of Unfair Mario,
but I've heard of Mario.

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I love Mario.
He's a wicked plumber.

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When he came in, he was humongous.

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I haven't played the game in a long time.

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I remember when it first came out,

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and I know it's been 
popular all these years.

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I played Mario many years ago,
and I was bad at it then.

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(humming along to music)

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Okay, so do I just start?

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Okay, so there's the ledges.
He's gotta jump from one to the other.

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Oh, move the arrows,
arrows for Mario.

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So it's going like this.
Oh, I see!

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Whoop! Ooh, wow! 
Up, up, up.

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Oh, I see! Aaah!

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Oh, I get it. All right.

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Now he's running.
Oh, oop, he fell.

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I didn't jump soon enough.

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Oop!

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- ♪ (game over music) ♪
- He went right down.

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Whoops! (laughs)

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♪ (game over music) ♪

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Oh. (laughs)

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"Death."

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- (game over music)
- Oh, [bleep].

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Okay, I did it.
Watch out.

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Death? He hit it!

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♪ (game over music) ♪

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Ah! (laughs)

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Come on, baby.
Work with me. Go!

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And go.
Goooooo!

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He almost made it up!
You little scampy you.

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- ♪ (game over music) ♪
- Oh my goodness.

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- ♪ (game over music) ♪
- I can't believe this.

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- (game over music)
- Almost. I went too far.

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Come on, come on, come on!

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Yeah!

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(tsks) I landed on that 
little island and it...killed me!

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Okay, now jump!

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Ah, I did it!

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Did it!
Am I done?

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Oh no, I have to do more of this?

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Okay, here we go.

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- ♪ (game over music) ♪
- The platform went away.

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- ♪ (game over music) ♪
- Hey, wait a minute.

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The ground gave way.

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♪ (game over music) ♪

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I don't get that.

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I'm feeling a little PO'd,
to be perfectly honest.

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♪ (game over music) ♪

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♪ (game over music) ♪

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(grumbling) Now it's starting 
to piss me off.

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♪ (game over music) ♪

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I don't understand why he keeps 
falling off the stupid cliff.

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Now, see?
That's unfair.

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That really is unfair.

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Wow.

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(laughing under breath)

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I got there.

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I have no idea--

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(disappointed) Oh.

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- Don't--
- ♪ (game over music) ♪

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Don't!

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Now I don't know what to do.

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(disappointed) Oh.

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Dammit. 
My end here.

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Stop!

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♪ (game over music) ♪

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Aight, I give up.

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♪ (game over music) ♪

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Hah!

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Walk a little, walk a little, walk a little.

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- Oh!
- ♪ (game over music) ♪

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But it doesn't hold.

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It's frustrating me.

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(sighs)

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Mario!

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(moans) Mario!

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♪ (game over music) ♪

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What was that?

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Oh, we're going to go jump!

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Aw, it's that platform.
It went away.

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Do I have to start at the beginning again?

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Oh, this is--I wanna kill somebody.

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♪ (game over music) ♪

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(disgruntled sigh)

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And....pwhooooo!

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(cackles)

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Stay up there! (laughing)

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A little bit more...then stop.

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Oh! Bad one.

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A little bit and jump.

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Go a little bit and jump!

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Okay, stop.

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♪ (game over music) ♪

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Jump!

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Jump, jump!

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I'm trying to make him jump.
How do I get him--

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♪ (game over music) ♪

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This is not my game.

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♪ (game over music) ♪

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- Uh...
- ♪ (game over music) ♪

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There's a trap everywhere 
you go on this game, man.

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Oh, I got--oh, [bleep].

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I almost did it.

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I know my grandkids could do this game.

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♪ (game over music) ♪

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I hate this thing, man.
Horrible. Horrible.

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This is a horrible game.

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♪ (game over music) ♪

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If I go up there, this side collapses,
but I think this one doesn't.

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Aha!

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Now where do I go from here?

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Ah, [bleep]!

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How long do I have 
to torture myself with this?

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(Finebros) Until you're sick of it, Vera.

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I'm sick of it.

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♪ (game over music) ♪

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Whoo-hoo!

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Keep goin', baby! (cackles)

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Go up in the airrrrrrr!

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- ♪ (game over music) ♪
- (cackles)

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We're gonna do the jump this time.

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We're going all the way overrr!

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Ha! Ha! Ha!

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Ah-hah! (cracks up)

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That was much better.

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Oh, golly, I'm bad at this.

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♪ (game over music) ♪

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I'm not gonna let some little 
dinky cartoon character beat me.

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♪ (game over music) ♪

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There's a part of me that 
would play this forever.

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♪ (game over music) ♪

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Ow! Well, I made it a little farther.

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(laughs)

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I'm only dead 52 times.
I mean...

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(sighs) That's better than a cat.

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♪ (game over music) ♪

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Oh, you got your butt stung!

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Oooh.

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(Finebros) You got 
to the checkpoint, Barbara!

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Oh. (chuckles)
Bravo for Barbara.

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♪ (game over music) ♪

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♪ (victory music) ♪

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Tada, I got to the end!

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I did it!
I beat you, Mario.

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Yay!

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♪ (victory music) ♪

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(Finebros) So, what'd you think?

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I would rather have things 
pushed under my fingernails

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than play video games.

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It's just frustrating.
It's just so frustrating.

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It made me crazy.

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It's just too hard for me.
My hand-eye coordination

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is not good enough.

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It makes it very difficult to make you 
feel like you're making progress,

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but because it is so difficult
when you do make a little bit of progress,

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it's a bigger reward.

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It's a skill game, so I guess 
it's probably good

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for visual/motor coordination 
and good for memory.

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Compared to the games 
that I've seen these days,

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I think it's a very positive game.

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(Finebros) What do you think would happen 
if we let you play for an hour?

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First of all, I wouldn't 
even play it an hour.

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Could either improve or you'd 
want to blow your brains out.

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I would never last an hour.
I would shoot you,

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I would shoot me, I would 
jump off the Hollywood sign.

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Thanks for watching us play Unfair Mario.

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Please give us an easy 
game next time, okay?

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Comment your suggestions down below.

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I love you, see you later, 
and I'm done with Unfair Mario!

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♪ (old-school video game music) ♪