♪ (old-school video game music) ♪
Unfair Mario.
Is it Mario, the same as Mario Brothers?
I've never heard of Unfair Mario, but I've heard of Mario.
I love Mario. He's a wicked plumber.
When he came in, he was humongous.
I haven't played the game in a long time.
I remember when it first came out,
and I know it's been popular all these years.
I played Mario many years ago, and I was bad at it then.
(humming along to music)
Okay, so do I just start?
Okay, so there's the ledges. He's gotta jump from one to the other.
Oh, move the arrows, arrows for Mario.
So it's going like this. Oh, I see!
Whoop! Ooh, wow! Up, up, up.
Oh, I see! Aaah!
Oh, I get it. All right.
Now he's running. Oh, oop, he fell.
I didn't jump soon enough.
Oop!
- ♪ (game over music) ♪ - He went right down.
Whoops! (laughs)
♪ (game over music) ♪
Oh. (laughs)
"Death."
- (game over music) - Oh, [bleep].
Okay, I did it. Watch out.
Death? He hit it!
♪ (game over music) ♪
Ah! (laughs)
Come on, baby. Work with me. Go!
And go. Goooooo!
He almost made it up! You little scampy you.
- ♪ (game over music) ♪ - Oh my goodness.
- ♪ (game over music) ♪ - I can't believe this.
- (game over music) - Almost. I went too far.
Come on, come on, come on!
Yeah!
(tsks) I landed on that little island and it...killed me!
Okay, now jump!
Ah, I did it!
Did it! Am I done?
Oh no, I have to do more of this?
Okay, here we go.
- ♪ (game over music) ♪ - The platform went away.
- ♪ (game over music) ♪ - Hey, wait a minute.
The ground gave way.
♪ (game over music) ♪
I don't get that.
I'm feeling a little PO'd, to be perfectly honest.
♪ (game over music) ♪
(grumbling) Now it's starting to piss me off.
♪ (game over music) ♪
I don't understand why he keeps falling off the stupid cliff.
Now, see? That's unfair.
That really is unfair.
Wow.
(laughing under breath)
I got there.
I have no idea--
(disappointed) Oh.
- Don't-- - ♪ (game over music) ♪
Don't!
Now I don't know what to do.
(disappointed) Oh.
Dammit. My end here.
Stop!
♪ (game over music) ♪
Aight, I give up.
♪ (game over music) ♪
Hah!
Walk a little, walk a little, walk a little.
- Oh! - ♪ (game over music) ♪
But it doesn't hold.
It's frustrating me.
(sighs)
Mario!
(moans) Mario!
♪ (game over music) ♪
What was that?
Oh, we're going to go jump!
Aw, it's that platform. It went away.
Do I have to start at the beginning again?
Oh, this is--I wanna kill somebody.
♪ (game over music) ♪
(disgruntled sigh)
And....pwhooooo!
(cackles)
Stay up there! (laughing)
A little bit more...then stop.
Oh! Bad one.
A little bit and jump.
Go a little bit and jump!
Okay, stop.
♪ (game over music) ♪
Jump!
Jump, jump!
I'm trying to make him jump. How do I get him--
♪ (game over music) ♪
This is not my game.
♪ (game over music) ♪
- Uh... - ♪ (game over music) ♪
There's a trap everywhere you go on this game, man.
Oh, I got--oh, [bleep].
I almost did it.
I know my grandkids could do this game.
♪ (game over music) ♪
I hate this thing, man. Horrible. Horrible.
This is a horrible game.
♪ (game over music) ♪
If I go up there, this side collapses, but I think this one doesn't.
Aha!
Now where do I go from here?
Ah, [bleep]!
How long do I have to torture myself with this?
(Finebros) Until you're sick of it, Vera.
I'm sick of it.
♪ (game over music) ♪
Whoo-hoo!
Keep goin', baby! (cackles)
Go up in the airrrrrrr!
- ♪ (game over music) ♪ - (cackles)
We're gonna do the jump this time.
We're going all the way overrr!
Ha! Ha! Ha!
Ah-hah! (cracks up)
That was much better.
Oh, golly, I'm bad at this.
♪ (game over music) ♪
I'm not gonna let some little dinky cartoon character beat me.
♪ (game over music) ♪
There's a part of me that would play this forever.
♪ (game over music) ♪
Ow! Well, I made it a little farther.
(laughs)
I'm only dead 52 times. I mean...
(sighs) That's better than a cat.
♪ (game over music) ♪
Oh, you got your butt stung!
Oooh.
(Finebros) You got to the checkpoint, Barbara!
Oh. (chuckles) Bravo for Barbara.
♪ (game over music) ♪
♪ (victory music) ♪
Tada, I got to the end!
I did it! I beat you, Mario.
Yay!
♪ (victory music) ♪
(Finebros) So, what'd you think?
I would rather have things pushed under my fingernails
than play video games.
It's just frustrating. It's just so frustrating.
It made me crazy.
It's just too hard for me. My hand-eye coordination
is not good enough.
It makes it very difficult to make you feel like you're making progress,
but because it is so difficult when you do make a little bit of progress,
it's a bigger reward.
It's a skill game, so I guess it's probably good
for visual/motor coordination and good for memory.
Compared to the games that I've seen these days,
I think it's a very positive game.
(Finebros) What do you think would happen if we let you play for an hour?
First of all, I wouldn't even play it an hour.
Could either improve or you'd want to blow your brains out.
I would never last an hour. I would shoot you,
I would shoot me, I would jump off the Hollywood sign.
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I love you, see you later, and I'm done with Unfair Mario!
♪ (old-school video game music) ♪