WEBVTT 00:00:00.660 --> 00:00:02.649 Last weekend my single friend Tom 00:00:02.649 --> 00:00:05.039 challenged himself to find his next date - 00:00:05.039 --> 00:00:07.229 OFFLINE. 00:00:07.229 --> 00:00:11.298 I'm weirdly feeling quite nervous. 00:00:11.298 --> 00:00:13.078 It's quite nerve-wracking. 00:00:14.114 --> 00:00:15.984 I mean, when you ask a girl out on a date 00:00:15.984 --> 00:00:16.744 can you imagine... 00:00:16.744 --> 00:00:17.784 as soon as you see someone you like 00:00:17.784 --> 00:00:19.294 just kind of saying it straight away. 00:00:19.294 --> 00:00:21.204 I don't know. I can't do it face to face though. 00:00:21.204 --> 00:00:23.151 Requires a lot of this, innit? 00:00:23.151 --> 00:00:24.571 I'm not that kind of guy. 00:00:24.571 --> 00:00:26.121 I don't know if I am either. 00:00:28.790 --> 00:00:30.820 Would you like to go for a drink with me? 00:00:31.262 --> 00:00:33.002 No, I'm alright, thanks. 00:00:33.002 --> 00:00:34.792 I was gonna ask, if you wanted 00:00:34.792 --> 00:00:35.847 to go on a date...? 00:00:35.847 --> 00:00:37.675 Well, I've got a boyfriend, so... 00:00:37.675 --> 00:00:38.355 Oh okay. 00:00:38.553 --> 00:00:40.033 Would you like to go for a drink with me? 00:00:40.033 --> 00:00:40.893 Right now? 00:00:40.897 --> 00:00:41.687 Yeah? 00:00:41.956 --> 00:00:42.956 Would you like to - 00:00:42.956 --> 00:00:43.956 I'm in a rush. 00:00:44.613 --> 00:00:45.363 Would either of you like to go 00:00:45.363 --> 00:00:46.463 on a date with me now? 00:00:47.551 --> 00:00:48.811 No thanks. 00:00:49.095 --> 00:00:50.505 Can I ask, are you single? 00:00:50.580 --> 00:00:52.690 No, I'm sorry, I got a boyfriend. 00:00:52.987 --> 00:00:53.737 Hello. 00:00:53.802 --> 00:00:54.892 What are you up to? 00:00:54.898 --> 00:00:55.928 Just about to get breakfast. 00:00:55.928 --> 00:00:56.828 Sorry, what's your name? 00:00:56.828 --> 00:00:57.518 Sorry - Tom. 00:00:57.518 --> 00:00:58.648 Nice to meet you, I'm Mandy. 00:00:58.648 --> 00:00:59.358 Nice to meet you. 00:00:59.358 --> 00:00:59.818 Jade. 00:00:59.818 --> 00:01:00.538 Hi Jade. 00:01:00.538 --> 00:01:01.448 Are you single? 00:01:01.448 --> 00:01:02.024 No. 00:01:02.024 --> 00:01:03.834 No, okay, you have a boyfriend... 00:01:03.834 --> 00:01:04.929 are you single? 00:01:04.929 --> 00:01:07.409 Uh, yeah. But - into girls. 00:01:07.409 --> 00:01:08.199 Into girls!? 00:01:08.199 --> 00:01:09.599 It was bad 'cause I asked 00:01:09.599 --> 00:01:11.229 her friend first anyway. 00:01:11.229 --> 00:01:12.772 How would you feel if I was to ask you out 00:01:12.772 --> 00:01:13.632 on a date? 00:01:13.632 --> 00:01:14.665 What kind of date, though? 00:01:14.665 --> 00:01:15.785 I don't like the word 'date'. 00:01:15.785 --> 00:01:18.288 I'm kind of, basically, trying to find 00:01:18.288 --> 00:01:20.528 someone to go on a date with me 00:01:20.908 --> 00:01:23.788 and I didn't want to do it the online way. 00:01:24.341 --> 00:01:25.329 Really? 00:01:25.479 --> 00:01:26.529 What, you're just going around 00:01:26.529 --> 00:01:27.749 chatting people up all day? 00:01:28.112 --> 00:01:29.052 Nice lamp. 00:01:29.141 --> 00:01:30.831 Would you like to go on a date with me? 00:01:31.696 --> 00:01:32.566 Sorry. 00:01:33.145 --> 00:01:34.155 No! 00:01:40.261 --> 00:01:40.981 Hey... 00:01:40.981 --> 00:01:42.299 Are you single? 00:01:42.299 --> 00:01:44.405 Me? Uh - yeah. 00:01:44.405 --> 00:01:46.165 I mean, she's never completely single! 00:01:46.165 --> 00:01:47.325 How long have you been single for? 00:01:47.325 --> 00:01:48.465 Oh, fuck me, ages! 00:01:48.530 --> 00:01:49.331 Was that your girlfriend? 00:01:49.331 --> 00:01:51.101 No, who was the girl? What was her name? 00:01:51.329 --> 00:01:52.537 Um - Gemma? 00:01:52.537 --> 00:01:54.137 This is Hastings, and she's single 00:01:54.137 --> 00:01:55.646 and this is Nikki and she's single 00:01:55.646 --> 00:01:58.046 so why should either of them date you? 00:01:58.131 --> 00:01:59.761 Well why don't I give you both my number 00:01:59.761 --> 00:02:00.911 and then you can decide? 00:02:01.040 --> 00:02:02.260 I can't see why you're single. 00:02:02.283 --> 00:02:04.663 But if I was to ask you, to come on a date 00:02:04.663 --> 00:02:06.653 with me tonight. I'll take you out for 00:02:06.653 --> 00:02:08.743 some food. Or we could have a pizza 00:02:08.743 --> 00:02:10.223 or something? 00:02:10.223 --> 00:02:11.333 What like now!? 00:02:11.333 --> 00:02:12.168 Yeah, now. 00:02:12.168 --> 00:02:15.078 Oh shit. Um... Oh... 00:02:15.597 --> 00:02:16.807 Don't fuck about with me mate! 00:02:16.807 --> 00:02:17.647 I just asked if she - 00:02:17.647 --> 00:02:18.952 Seriously, don't fuck about. 00:02:18.952 --> 00:02:20.222 Now turn the fuck around and fuck off! 00:02:20.223 --> 00:02:21.153 Fucking prick. 00:02:23.805 --> 00:02:26.180 A week ago in Porto, someone threw at me 00:02:26.180 --> 00:02:27.900 like a plane, with their number on. 00:02:27.904 --> 00:02:29.839 People in London are afraid of 00:02:29.839 --> 00:02:30.887 actual contact. 00:02:30.887 --> 00:02:31.917 You want my number? 00:02:31.917 --> 00:02:33.312 Yeah, to go for a drink sometime. 00:02:33.312 --> 00:02:34.902 Thank you, but no thank you. 00:02:36.942 --> 00:02:38.972 The typical male approach to women 00:02:38.972 --> 00:02:41.242 is so boring, you know. 00:02:41.242 --> 00:02:42.983 When they're like, straight away, "yo... 00:02:42.983 --> 00:02:44.363 alright, can I have your number?" 00:02:44.363 --> 00:02:45.303 It's a bit like - whoa! 00:02:45.303 --> 00:02:47.873 Why not kind of meet someone like this? 00:02:47.873 --> 00:02:49.663 Yeah, no, I totally agree. 00:02:49.663 --> 00:02:51.872 My aunty does online dating and I quite 00:02:51.872 --> 00:02:53.762 like that because it's fair enough... 00:02:53.762 --> 00:02:55.502 because we do everything else online. 00:02:55.502 --> 00:02:57.942 I tried online dating, for a very short time, 00:02:57.942 --> 00:03:00.232 but I just thought it didn't work because 00:03:00.232 --> 00:03:02.092 you can't really see in a picture 00:03:02.095 --> 00:03:03.395 if you connect or not. 00:03:03.395 --> 00:03:04.855 I find that on Tinder, Facebook, 00:03:04.855 --> 00:03:05.635 and all that... 00:03:05.635 --> 00:03:06.855 profile pictures can be deceiving 00:03:06.855 --> 00:03:08.175 with the filters these days. 00:03:08.413 --> 00:03:10.163 Are you on a Tinder date now!? 00:03:10.166 --> 00:03:10.636 Yes. 00:03:10.636 --> 00:03:11.656 Oh my god. 00:03:11.769 --> 00:03:12.729 If you'd come up and said, 00:03:12.729 --> 00:03:14.209 "hey how are you? What's your book like? 00:03:14.209 --> 00:03:16.769 How you doing? How's your day?" 00:03:16.769 --> 00:03:18.379 I don't know, you just have to be a bit 00:03:18.379 --> 00:03:19.939 more, like, realistic. 00:03:19.939 --> 00:03:21.499 It's good to have a reality check, 00:03:21.499 --> 00:03:22.279 you know? 00:03:22.279 --> 00:03:23.089 Hi guys. 00:03:23.661 --> 00:03:24.681 You having a good day? 00:03:24.681 --> 00:03:25.711 Yeah. And you? 00:03:25.711 --> 00:03:26.371 Yeah, I'm good. 00:03:26.371 --> 00:03:27.871 I'm trying to meet someone. 00:03:27.871 --> 00:03:28.471 Okay...? 00:03:28.471 --> 00:03:31.531 And uh, I - I don't want to do it online. 00:03:31.531 --> 00:03:32.991 Oh... that's nice. 00:03:32.991 --> 00:03:34.611 I would like to do it face to face. 00:03:34.611 --> 00:03:36.413 I'm going home for dinner. 00:03:36.413 --> 00:03:37.653 Do you wanna come home for dinner? 00:03:37.653 --> 00:03:39.293 We're having a barbecue. 00:03:39.575 --> 00:03:40.975 Uh... yeah! 00:03:40.975 --> 00:03:42.255 I can say something in Italian. 00:03:42.255 --> 00:03:43.405 What can you say? 00:03:46.722 --> 00:03:48.132 Oh, wow! 00:03:48.132 --> 00:03:49.832 It's, "I can't speak much Italian, 00:03:49.832 --> 00:03:52.142 but I can say, 'you're beautiful'." 00:03:52.142 --> 00:03:53.672 It's quite cheesy. But thats it. 00:03:53.672 --> 00:03:54.302 That's all I know. 00:03:54.421 --> 00:03:55.451 That's all you need. 00:03:55.451 --> 00:03:57.161 Hi, whereabouts are you from? 00:03:57.231 --> 00:03:58.401 Spain. 00:03:58.751 --> 00:04:00.991 That looks really good. 00:04:01.471 --> 00:04:03.741 Are you... are you single? 00:04:03.946 --> 00:04:05.466 Kind of... yeah. 00:04:06.197 --> 00:04:07.077 So, yeah. 00:04:07.077 --> 00:04:09.467 Cool, let's rollerblade and get a pizza, 00:04:09.467 --> 00:04:11.047 and come back? 00:04:11.148 --> 00:04:12.098 Okay. 00:04:12.098 --> 00:04:13.598 I find an attractive man who 00:04:13.598 --> 00:04:15.408 can fix anything. So a handyman. 00:04:15.408 --> 00:04:18.178 Just so over, you know, all of these men, 00:04:18.178 --> 00:04:20.368 they care about their appearance, 00:04:20.368 --> 00:04:22.688 and then if a bulb gets broken, they 00:04:22.688 --> 00:04:24.678 can't fix it. They can't change the build. 00:04:24.843 --> 00:04:26.483 Bulbs? I can do bulbs. 00:04:27.246 --> 00:04:28.436 I don't know if my sense 00:04:28.436 --> 00:04:29.626 of smell is terrible, or..? 00:04:32.113 --> 00:04:35.483 You are really brave to try to meet a girl 00:04:35.483 --> 00:04:37.923 in the old fashioned way. And I think, 00:04:37.923 --> 00:04:39.823 just for that, you are going to have 00:04:39.823 --> 00:04:40.803 more success. 00:04:42.580 --> 00:04:44.950 Uh... what was the last date you went on? 00:04:44.950 --> 00:04:46.760 Oh, I've never been on a date. 00:04:46.760 --> 00:04:47.952 You've never been on a date? 00:04:47.952 --> 00:04:49.222 They is your first date ever? 00:04:49.222 --> 00:04:50.372 Is this a date? 00:04:51.226 --> 00:04:52.376 Kind of... 00:05:00.860 --> 00:05:02.730 You can take my Facebook, I don't have a 00:05:02.730 --> 00:05:04.110 phone at the moment, this is the problem. 00:05:04.110 --> 00:05:06.050 I'm getting my phone sent to me tomorrow. 00:05:06.050 --> 00:05:08.190 Hey... it's... Tom. 00:05:08.190 --> 00:05:08.980 Nice to meet you. 00:05:08.980 --> 00:05:09.870 Nice to meet you too. 00:05:09.870 --> 00:05:12.210 Good luck with all your shit. 00:05:12.210 --> 00:05:13.330 There she goes. 00:05:13.330 --> 00:05:14.755 Did you exchange numbers? 00:05:14.755 --> 00:05:16.625 No, just Facebook. She said she didn't 00:05:16.625 --> 00:05:17.839 have a phone at the moment. But... 00:05:17.839 --> 00:05:19.829 Everyone has a fucking phone. 00:05:22.280 --> 00:05:24.730 I've got a very nice warm feeling. 00:05:24.730 --> 00:05:27.750 This is a girl I feel like... I want to... 00:05:27.750 --> 00:05:29.980 go there. Do you know what I mean? 00:05:31.069 --> 00:05:32.399 Whoa. 00:05:32.498 --> 00:05:33.698 No, there's nothing that really 00:05:33.698 --> 00:05:34.568 embarrasses me. 00:05:34.568 --> 00:05:36.418 So if I was to try and kiss you now... 00:05:36.418 --> 00:05:37.758 you wouldn't be embarrassed? 00:05:37.758 --> 00:05:39.178 I don't know, I don't think a kiss 00:05:39.178 --> 00:05:40.458 is an embarrassing thing. 00:05:40.716 --> 00:05:43.586 Okay.... good point. 00:05:47.115 --> 00:05:49.615 (OFFLINE DATING) 00:05:50.045 --> 00:05:51.195 Are you embarrassed? 00:05:51.195 --> 00:05:52.005 No. 00:05:52.285 --> 00:05:53.445 See?