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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.66,0:00:02.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Last weekend my single friend Tom
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.65,0:00:05.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,challenged himself to find his next date -
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.04,0:00:07.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OFFLINE.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.23,0:00:11.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm weirdly feeling quite nervous.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.30,0:00:13.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's quite nerve-wracking.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.11,0:00:15.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, when you ask a girl out on a date
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.98,0:00:16.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,can you imagine...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.74,0:00:17.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as soon as you see someone you like
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.78,0:00:19.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just kind of saying it straight away.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.29,0:00:21.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know. I can't do it face to face though.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.20,0:00:23.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Requires a lot of this, innit?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.15,0:00:24.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not that kind of guy.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.57,0:00:26.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know if I am either.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.79,0:00:30.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Would you like to go for a drink with me?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.26,0:00:33.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I'm alright, thanks.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.00,0:00:34.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was gonna ask, if you wanted
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.79,0:00:35.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to go on a date...?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.85,0:00:37.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I've got a boyfriend, so...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.68,0:00:38.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.55,0:00:40.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Would you like to go for a drink with me?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.03,0:00:40.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right now?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.90,0:00:41.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.96,0:00:42.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Would you like to -
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.96,0:00:43.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm in a rush.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.61,0:00:45.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Would either of you like to go
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.36,0:00:46.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on a date with me now?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.55,0:00:48.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No thanks.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.10,0:00:50.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can I ask, are you single?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.58,0:00:52.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I'm sorry, I got a boyfriend.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.99,0:00:53.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.80,0:00:54.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you up to?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.90,0:00:55.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just about to get breakfast.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.93,0:00:56.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry, what's your name?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.83,0:00:57.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry - Tom.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.52,0:00:58.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nice to meet you, I'm Mandy.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.65,0:00:59.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nice to meet you.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.36,0:00:59.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jade.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.82,0:01:00.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi Jade.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.54,0:01:01.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you single?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.45,0:01:02.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.02,0:01:03.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, okay, you have a boyfriend...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.83,0:01:04.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are you single?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.93,0:01:07.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, yeah. But - into girls.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.41,0:01:08.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Into girls!?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.20,0:01:09.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was bad 'cause I asked
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.60,0:01:11.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,her friend first anyway.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.23,0:01:12.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How would you feel if I was to ask you out
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.77,0:01:13.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on a date?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.63,0:01:14.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What kind of date, though?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.66,0:01:15.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't like the word 'date'.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.78,0:01:18.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm kind of, basically, trying to find
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.29,0:01:20.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,someone to go on a date with me
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.91,0:01:23.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I didn't want to do it the online way.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.34,0:01:25.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Really?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.48,0:01:26.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What, you're just going around
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.53,0:01:27.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,chatting people up all day?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.11,0:01:29.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nice lamp.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.14,0:01:30.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Would you like to go on a date with me?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.70,0:01:32.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.14,0:01:34.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.26,0:01:40.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.98,0:01:42.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you single?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.30,0:01:44.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Me? Uh - yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.40,0:01:46.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, she's never completely single!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.16,0:01:47.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How long have you been single for?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.32,0:01:48.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, fuck me, ages!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.53,0:01:49.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Was that your girlfriend?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.33,0:01:51.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, who was the girl? What was her name?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.33,0:01:52.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Um - Gemma?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.54,0:01:54.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is Hastings, and she's single
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.14,0:01:55.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and this is Nikki and she's single
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.65,0:01:58.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so why should either of them date you?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.13,0:01:59.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well why don't I give you both my number
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.76,0:02:00.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then you can decide?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.04,0:02:02.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't see why you're single.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.28,0:02:04.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But if I was to ask you, to come on a date
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.66,0:02:06.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with me tonight. I'll take you out for
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.65,0:02:08.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,some food. Or we could have a pizza
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.74,0:02:10.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or something?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.22,0:02:11.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What like now!?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.33,0:02:12.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, now.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.17,0:02:15.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh shit. Um... Oh...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.60,0:02:16.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't fuck about with me mate!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.81,0:02:17.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just asked if she -
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.65,0:02:18.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Seriously, don't fuck about.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.95,0:02:20.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now turn the fuck around and fuck off!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.22,0:02:21.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fucking prick.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.80,0:02:26.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A week ago in Porto, someone threw at me
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.18,0:02:27.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like a plane, with their number on.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.90,0:02:29.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,People in London are afraid of
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.84,0:02:30.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,actual contact.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.89,0:02:31.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You want my number?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.92,0:02:33.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, to go for a drink sometime.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.31,0:02:34.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you, but no thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.94,0:02:38.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The typical male approach to women
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.97,0:02:41.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is so boring, you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.24,0:02:42.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When they're like, straight away, "yo...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.98,0:02:44.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,alright, can I have your number?"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.36,0:02:45.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a bit like - whoa!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.30,0:02:47.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why not kind of meet someone like this?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.87,0:02:49.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, no, I totally agree.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.66,0:02:51.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My aunty does online dating and I quite
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.87,0:02:53.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like that because it's fair enough...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.76,0:02:55.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because we do everything else online.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.50,0:02:57.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I tried online dating, for a very short time,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.94,0:03:00.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I just thought it didn't work because
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.23,0:03:02.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you can't really see in a picture
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.10,0:03:03.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if you connect or not.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.40,0:03:04.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I find that on Tinder, Facebook,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.86,0:03:05.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and all that...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.64,0:03:06.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,profile pictures can be deceiving
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.86,0:03:08.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with the filters these days.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.41,0:03:10.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you on a Tinder date now!?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.17,0:03:10.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.64,0:03:11.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my god.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.77,0:03:12.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you'd come up and said,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.73,0:03:14.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"hey how are you? What's your book like?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.21,0:03:16.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How you doing? How's your day?"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.77,0:03:18.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know, you just have to be a bit
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.38,0:03:19.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,more, like, realistic.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.94,0:03:21.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's good to have a reality check,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.50,0:03:22.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.28,0:03:23.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi guys.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.66,0:03:24.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You having a good day?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.68,0:03:25.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah. And you?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.71,0:03:26.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I'm good.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.37,0:03:27.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm trying to meet someone.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.87,0:03:28.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay...?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.47,0:03:31.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And uh, I - I don't want to do it online.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.53,0:03:32.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh... that's nice.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.99,0:03:34.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would like to do it face to face.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.61,0:03:36.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm going home for dinner.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.41,0:03:37.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you wanna come home for dinner?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.65,0:03:39.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're having a barbecue.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.58,0:03:40.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh... yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.98,0:03:42.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can say something in Italian.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.26,0:03:43.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What can you say?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.72,0:03:48.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, wow!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.13,0:03:49.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's, "I can't speak much Italian,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.83,0:03:52.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I can say, 'you're beautiful'."
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.14,0:03:53.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's quite cheesy. But thats it.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.67,0:03:54.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's all I know.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.42,0:03:55.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's all you need.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.45,0:03:57.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi, whereabouts are you from?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.23,0:03:58.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Spain.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.75,0:04:00.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That looks really good.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.47,0:04:03.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you... are you single?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.95,0:04:05.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kind of... yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.20,0:04:07.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.08,0:04:09.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cool, let's rollerblade and get a pizza,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.47,0:04:11.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and come back?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.15,0:04:12.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.10,0:04:13.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I find an attractive man who
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.60,0:04:15.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,can fix anything. So a handyman.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.41,0:04:18.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just so over, you know, all of these men,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.18,0:04:20.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they care about their appearance,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.37,0:04:22.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then if a bulb gets broken, they
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.69,0:04:24.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,can't fix it. They can't change the build.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.84,0:04:26.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bulbs? I can do bulbs.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.25,0:04:28.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know if my sense
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.44,0:04:29.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of smell is terrible, or..?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.11,0:04:35.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You are really brave to try to meet a girl
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.48,0:04:37.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in the old fashioned way. And I think,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.92,0:04:39.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just for that, you are going to have
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.82,0:04:40.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,more success.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.58,0:04:44.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh... what was the last date you went on?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.95,0:04:46.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I've never been on a date.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.76,0:04:47.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You've never been on a date?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.95,0:04:49.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They is your first date ever?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.22,0:04:50.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is this a date?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.23,0:04:52.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kind of...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.86,0:05:02.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can take my Facebook, I don't have a
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.73,0:05:04.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,phone at the moment, this is the problem.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.11,0:05:06.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm getting my phone sent to me tomorrow.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.05,0:05:08.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey... it's... Tom.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.19,0:05:08.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nice to meet you.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.98,0:05:09.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nice to meet you too.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.87,0:05:12.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good luck with all your shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.21,0:05:13.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There she goes.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.33,0:05:14.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you exchange numbers?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.76,0:05:16.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, just Facebook. She said she didn't
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.62,0:05:17.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,have a phone at the moment. But...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.84,0:05:19.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everyone has a fucking phone.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.28,0:05:24.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've got a very nice warm feeling.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.73,0:05:27.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is a girl I feel like... I want to...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.75,0:05:29.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,go there. Do you know what I mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.07,0:05:32.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoa.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.50,0:05:33.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, there's nothing that really
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.70,0:05:34.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,embarrasses me.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.57,0:05:36.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So if I was to try and kiss you now...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.42,0:05:37.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you wouldn't be embarrassed?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.76,0:05:39.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know, I don't think a kiss
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.18,0:05:40.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is an embarrassing thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.72,0:05:43.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.... good point.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.12,0:05:49.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(OFFLINE DATING)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.04,0:05:51.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you embarrassed?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.20,0:05:52.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.28,0:05:53.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See?