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Last weekend my single friend Tom

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challenged himself to find his next date -

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OFFLINE.

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I'm weirdly feeling quite nervous.

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It's quite nerve-wracking.

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I mean, when you ask a girl out on a date

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can you imagine...

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as soon as you see someone you like

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just kind of saying it straight away.

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I don't know. I can't do it face to face though.

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Requires a lot of this, innit?

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I'm not that kind of guy.

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I don't know if I am either.

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Would you like to go for a drink with me?

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No, I'm alright, thanks.

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I was gonna ask, if you wanted

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to go on a date...?

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Well, I've got a boyfriend, so...

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Oh okay.

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Would you like to go for a drink with me?

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Right now?

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Yeah?

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Would you like to -

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I'm in a rush.

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Would either of you like to go

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on a date with me now?

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No thanks.

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Can I ask, are you single?

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No, I'm sorry, I got a boyfriend.

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Hello.

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What are you up to?

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Just about to get breakfast.

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Sorry, what's your name?

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Sorry - Tom.

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Nice to meet you, I'm Mandy.

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Nice to meet you.

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Jade.

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Hi Jade.

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Are you single?

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No.

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No, okay, you have a boyfriend...

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are you single?

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Uh, yeah. But - into girls.

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Into girls!?

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It was bad 'cause I asked

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her friend first anyway.

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How would you feel if I was to ask you out

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on a date?

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What kind of date, though?

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I don't like the word 'date'.

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I'm kind of, basically, trying to find

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someone to go on a date with me

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and I didn't want to do it the online way.

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Really?

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What, you're just going around

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chatting people up all day?

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Nice lamp.

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Would you like to go on a date with me?

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Sorry.

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No!

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Hey...

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Are you single?

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Me? Uh - yeah.

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I mean, she's never completely single!

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How long have you been single for?

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Oh, fuck me, ages!

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Was that your girlfriend?

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No, who was the girl? What was her name?

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Um - Gemma?

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This is Hastings, and she's single

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and this is Nikki and she's single

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so why should either of them date you?

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Well why don't I give you both my number

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and then you can decide?

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I can't see why you're single.

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But if I was to ask you, to come on a date

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with me tonight. I'll take you out for

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some food. Or we could have a pizza

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or something?

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What like now!?

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Yeah, now.

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Oh shit. Um... Oh...

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Don't fuck about with me mate!

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I just asked if she -

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Seriously, don't fuck about.

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Now turn the fuck around and fuck off!

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Fucking prick.

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A week ago in Porto, someone threw at me

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like a plane, with their number on.

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People in London are afraid of

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actual contact.

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You want my number?

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Yeah, to go for a drink sometime.

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Thank you, but no thank you.

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The typical male approach to women

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is so boring, you know.

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When they're like, straight away, "yo...

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alright, can I have your number?"

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It's a bit like - whoa!

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Why not kind of meet someone like this?

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Yeah, no, I totally agree.

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My aunty does online dating and I quite

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like that because it's fair enough...

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because we do everything else online.

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I tried online dating, for a very short time,

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but I just thought it didn't work because

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you can't really see in a picture

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if you connect or not.

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I find that on Tinder, Facebook,

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and all that...

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profile pictures can be deceiving

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with the filters these days.

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Are you on a Tinder date now!?

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Yes.

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Oh my god.

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If you'd come up and said,

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"hey how are you? What's your book like?

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How you doing? How's your day?"

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I don't know, you just have to be a bit

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more, like, realistic.

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It's good to have a reality check,

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you know?

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Hi guys.

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You having a good day?

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Yeah. And you?

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Yeah, I'm good.

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I'm trying to meet someone.

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Okay...?

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And uh, I - I don't want to do it online.

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Oh... that's nice.

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I would like to do it face to face.

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I'm going home for dinner.

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Do you wanna come home for dinner?

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We're having a barbecue.

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Uh... yeah!

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I can say something in Italian.

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What can you say?

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Oh, wow!

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It's, "I can't speak much Italian,

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but I can say, 'you're beautiful'."

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It's quite cheesy. But thats it.

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That's all I know.

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That's all you need.

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Hi, whereabouts are you from?

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Spain.

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That looks really good.

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Are you... are you single?

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Kind of... yeah.

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So, yeah.

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Cool, let's rollerblade and get a pizza,

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and come back?

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Okay.

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I find an attractive man who

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can fix anything. So a handyman.

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Just so over, you know, all of these men,

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they care about their appearance,

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and then if a bulb gets broken, they

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can't fix it. They can't change the build.

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Bulbs? I can do bulbs.

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I don't know if my sense

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of smell is terrible, or..?

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You are really brave to try to meet a girl

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in the old fashioned way. And I think,

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just for that, you are going to have

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more success.

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Uh... what was the last date you went on?

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Oh, I've never been on a date.

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You've never been on a date?

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They is your first date ever?

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Is this a date?

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Kind of...

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You can take my Facebook, I don't have a

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phone at the moment, this is the problem.

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I'm getting my phone sent to me tomorrow.

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Hey... it's... Tom.

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Nice to meet you.

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Nice to meet you too.

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Good luck with all your shit.

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There she goes.

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Did you exchange numbers?

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No, just Facebook. She said she didn't

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have a phone at the moment. But...

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Everyone has a fucking phone.

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I've got a very nice warm feeling.

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This is a girl I feel like... I want to...

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go there. Do you know what I mean?

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Whoa.

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No, there's nothing that really

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embarrasses me.

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So if I was to try and kiss you now...

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you wouldn't be embarrassed?

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I don't know, I don't think a kiss

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is an embarrassing thing.

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Okay.... good point.

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(OFFLINE DATING)

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Are you embarrassed?

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No.

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See?