- In about second you will hear a man say "shut up".
- Shut up!
- Stupid!
- Can you shut the hell up?! I'm trying to get ready for my
job interview.
- This stupid turtle on a cloud keeps killing me!
It's not even possible to sit on a cloud!
God, this game is stupid!
- Come on man it's not that hard.
Wow, you do suck at this game.
- God!
- Come on man it was just a joke.
You can't even get past the turtle on a cloud?
Ha! You suck at everything!
- Shut up, Ian! I swear on my eternal love for princess
peach, I'll make you pay for what you've done!
Ian?
- Balls!
Balls! Balls! Balls!
- Are you okay, man?
- Yeah, I just had some kind of weird muscle spazem
and punched myself in the face a bunch of times.
Anyway, I gotta go to my job interview.
- Balls!
- Balls?
- Nothing I just scream "balls" whenever I feel pain.
- Good to know.
Good luck with your interview.
- Ian, I've gotta say ...
out of all the people I've interviewed for this job ...
There's something about you I really like. Why don't you tell
me a little bit about why you'd like to be a subtitute teacher?
- Well I really, really love ...
Balls!
Sorry, what I meant to say is
that I really love working with kids ...
Balls!
- Excuse me?
- No, Nothing, I think I just have something wrong with my ...
Balls!
- You know, maybe we should take this up a different time
Why don't you plan on coming back? ...
- Balls!
Oh my god! I'm so sorry!
I'm so sorry!
- This is boring.
Hey, do you think I could get a voodoo doll of myself?
Sweeeeeet.
- Dude I got the job.
He said he really loved my energy.
- Oh yeah, you know I like that.
- Hey Anthony, I was just wondering if you ...
Why are you play with that little kids doll?
- It's not a little kids doll! It's a voodoo doll!
- Oh my God. Anthony, I can't see!
- Wait, did you say something about a voodoo doll?
- Yaeh.
- Then that means ...
Oh dude ...
Were you fondeling yourself through your own voodoo doll?
- I was just curious.
It feels like someone else is doing it you know? Like that one time
you said you sat on your hand for a really long time and then ...
- Okay. You know we don't need to talk about that right now.
- So is it gay if I fondel myself through my own voodoo doll?
- Yeah.
- So uh ...
These things actually work?
Balls!
Wait ...
- Oh god! dude what was that for?!
- You where trying to sabotage my job interview!
- Balls.
- I don't want to have to kill you.
- Me neither.
- We should just get rid of these things.
- What if we tryed trading these for a voodoo doll of someone else?
- Okay, who the hell gave you these?
- Him
- Hey, turtle cloud guy...
Can I trade this for a voodoo doll of Ke$ha?
Oh come on. Please give me one.
Please, please ...
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