WEBVTT 00:00:35.371 --> 00:00:39.371 Huh!? Where!? Huh!? What!? What? What...? What happened...? 00:00:46.795 --> 00:00:49.675 It's a weed. A good ol' weed. 00:00:49.789 --> 00:00:52.299 No, you don’t understand, my agrarian one. 00:00:52.321 --> 00:00:55.911 I want to know its exact name. 00:00:55.964 --> 00:00:59.553 Well, it ain't got no name. A weed is always just a weed. 00:00:59.775 --> 00:01:02.136 This is what I call an unscientific approach. 00:01:02.168 --> 00:01:06.368 In nature, our naive one, everything has a name. 00:01:06.438 --> 00:01:08.678 And if something has no name, 00:01:08.678 --> 00:01:11.168 it cannot be real! 00:01:11.982 --> 00:01:15.015 "It cannot be" 00:01:15.315 --> 00:01:17.116 25.70 santimetres in diameter... 00:01:17.781 --> 00:01:21.069 The height is... Hm! It's 350! How curious... 00:01:22.399 --> 00:01:24.059 And for scale... 00:01:24.909 --> 00:01:26.199 Like this. 00:01:30.995 --> 00:01:34.464 Aha! Stemmed, fibrous root system... 00:01:34.523 --> 00:01:35.833 Well, well, well... 00:01:36.690 --> 00:01:38.330 The height is 40. 00:01:39.109 --> 00:01:41.179 No, it doesn't match... 00:01:41.554 --> 00:01:45.574 I think... I've discovered a new species of plant! 00:01:45.613 --> 00:01:47.303 Losyash! Losyash!! 00:01:47.328 --> 00:01:49.578 Ya want me to weed yer weed? 00:01:49.788 --> 00:01:51.308 Absolutely not! 00:01:51.321 --> 00:01:53.211 It's a species unknown to science! 00:01:53.247 --> 00:01:56.687 It needs to be studied thoroughly! 00:01:56.903 --> 00:02:00.047 Well, suit yerself. My job is to offer it. 00:02:01.248 --> 00:02:03.208 Call me if ya change yer mind! 00:02:08.016 --> 00:02:09.426 Phenomenal! 00:02:10.721 --> 00:02:12.131 One, one, one, one... 00:02:12.277 --> 00:02:16.107 By the evening of the first day, the specimen had grown by 40%, 00:02:16.184 --> 00:02:18.464 and moreover... it... 00:02:19.535 --> 00:02:21.065 glows. 00:02:24.448 --> 00:02:27.038 Hey, Losyash! Losyash!! 00:02:28.527 --> 00:02:30.587 I was just comin' to see ya. 00:02:30.959 --> 00:02:32.359 I thought I'd drop by and see 00:02:32.359 --> 00:02:35.199 if Losyash had changed his mind about growin' weeds. 00:02:35.825 --> 00:02:38.145 And I brought ya some sprouts, there! 00:02:38.218 --> 00:02:41.448 It's called "Rose-Swede"! I bred it myself. 00:02:41.595 --> 00:02:43.615 It's both purty and useful! 00:02:44.722 --> 00:02:48.722 Trees and diggers, what are ya waterin' it with...? 00:03:07.020 --> 00:03:09.850 And you, colleague, what do you normally use for fertilisation? 00:03:09.880 --> 00:03:11.402 A-A compost. 00:03:11.614 --> 00:03:14.554 Superphosphate also w-works fine. 00:03:14.687 --> 00:03:16.546 Hang on, I have to write it down. 00:03:16.721 --> 00:03:18.664 It's a weed, ain't it? 00:03:18.988 --> 00:03:21.098 A completely useless weed. 00:03:21.844 --> 00:03:24.472 It is not useless! 00:03:25.513 --> 00:03:26.781 It glows at night. 00:03:28.289 --> 00:03:31.959 Well, if it glows, then sure... 00:03:32.003 --> 00:03:33.573 He's totally nuts. 00:03:33.584 --> 00:03:35.604 His weeds are glowin'. 00:04:18.485 --> 00:04:21.652 On the second night, in addition to the light waves, 00:04:21.691 --> 00:04:23.891 the plant also emitted sound vibrations 00:04:23.927 --> 00:04:26.790 reminiscent of the music of the Viennese classics... 00:04:26.851 --> 00:04:28.616 Ugh, this is ridiculous! 00:04:29.525 --> 00:04:32.760 Attracted by the light, Lepidoptera specimens from the Nymphalidae family 00:04:32.782 --> 00:04:36.559 formed circular clusters and whirled in rhythmic har- 00:04:37.646 --> 00:04:40.836 harmony, most resembling... 00:04:40.836 --> 00:04:41.816 a dance? 00:04:41.839 --> 00:04:43.209 What nonsense! 00:04:43.475 --> 00:04:47.117 The observed emotional connection of music to light 00:04:47.117 --> 00:04:50.906 in the mid-frequency range reached the highest sense of... 00:04:51.245 --> 00:04:52.585 happiness. 00:04:52.677 --> 00:04:54.447 It's not scientific at all! 00:04:54.638 --> 00:04:56.883 It just can't be real! 00:04:58.095 --> 00:04:58.905 It just... 00:04:58.905 --> 00:05:00.024 can't be! 00:05:00.064 --> 00:05:01.524 It just can't be! It- 00:05:25.974 --> 00:05:27.761 Losyash! Losyash! 00:05:28.868 --> 00:05:30.528 I've weeded it o-out... 00:05:30.528 --> 00:05:32.767 And rightly so! Well done! 00:05:33.117 --> 00:05:37.698 It was u-unscientific. I-It c-couldn't have been. 00:05:37.919 --> 00:05:39.329 Of course it's unscientific! 00:05:39.329 --> 00:05:41.825 Weeds in general are not a scientific thing. 00:05:41.874 --> 00:05:45.764 But we'll plant selective breedin' plants instead! 00:05:45.791 --> 00:05:47.891 And everything will be accordin' to science!