0:00:35.371,0:00:39.371 Huh!? Where!? Huh!? What!? What?[br]What...? What happened...? 0:00:46.795,0:00:49.675 It's a weed. A good ol' weed. 0:00:49.789,0:00:52.299 No, you don’t understand, my agrarian one. 0:00:52.321,0:00:55.911 I want to know its exact name. 0:00:55.964,0:00:59.553 Well, it ain't got no name.[br]A weed is always just a weed. 0:00:59.775,0:01:02.136 This is what I call[br]an unscientific approach. 0:01:02.168,0:01:06.368 In nature, our naive one,[br]everything has a name. 0:01:06.438,0:01:08.678 And if something has no name, 0:01:08.678,0:01:11.168 it cannot be real! 0:01:11.982,0:01:15.015 "It cannot be" 0:01:15.315,0:01:17.116 25.70 santimetres in diameter... 0:01:17.781,0:01:21.069 The height is... Hm![br]It's 350! How curious... 0:01:22.399,0:01:24.059 And for scale... 0:01:24.909,0:01:26.199 Like this. 0:01:30.995,0:01:34.464 Aha! Stemmed, fibrous root system... 0:01:34.523,0:01:35.833 Well, well, well... 0:01:36.690,0:01:38.330 The height is 40. 0:01:39.109,0:01:41.179 No, it doesn't match... 0:01:41.554,0:01:45.574 I think... I've discovered[br]a new species of plant! 0:01:45.613,0:01:47.303 Losyash! Losyash!! 0:01:47.328,0:01:49.578 Ya want me to weed yer weed? 0:01:49.788,0:01:51.308 Absolutely not! 0:01:51.321,0:01:53.211 It's a species unknown to science! 0:01:53.247,0:01:56.687 It needs to be studied thoroughly! 0:01:56.903,0:02:00.047 Well, suit yerself. My job is to offer it. 0:02:01.248,0:02:03.208 Call me if ya change yer mind! 0:02:08.016,0:02:09.426 Phenomenal! 0:02:10.721,0:02:12.131 One, one, one, one... 0:02:12.277,0:02:16.107 By the evening of the first day,[br]the specimen had grown by 40%, 0:02:16.184,0:02:18.464 and moreover... it... 0:02:19.535,0:02:21.065 glows. 0:02:24.448,0:02:27.038 Hey, Losyash! Losyash!! 0:02:28.527,0:02:30.587 I was just comin' to see ya. 0:02:30.959,0:02:32.359 I thought I'd drop by and see 0:02:32.359,0:02:35.199 if Losyash had changed his mind[br]about growin' weeds. 0:02:35.825,0:02:38.145 And I brought ya some sprouts, there! 0:02:38.218,0:02:41.448 It's called "Rose-Swede"![br]I bred it myself. 0:02:41.595,0:02:43.615 It's both purty and useful! 0:02:44.722,0:02:48.722 Trees and diggers,[br]what are ya waterin' it with...? 0:03:07.020,0:03:09.850 And you, colleague, what do you[br]normally use for fertilisation? 0:03:09.880,0:03:11.402 A-A compost. 0:03:11.614,0:03:14.554 Superphosphate also w-works fine. 0:03:14.687,0:03:16.546 Hang on, I have to write it down. 0:03:16.721,0:03:18.664 It's a weed, ain't it? 0:03:18.988,0:03:21.098 A completely useless weed. 0:03:21.844,0:03:24.472 It is not useless! 0:03:25.513,0:03:26.781 It glows at night. 0:03:28.289,0:03:31.959 Well, if it glows, then sure... 0:03:32.003,0:03:33.573 He's totally nuts. 0:03:33.584,0:03:35.604 His weeds are glowin'. 0:04:18.485,0:04:21.652 On the second night,[br]in addition to the light waves, 0:04:21.691,0:04:23.891 the plant also emitted sound vibrations 0:04:23.927,0:04:26.790 reminiscent of the music of[br]the Viennese classics... 0:04:26.851,0:04:28.616 Ugh, this is ridiculous! 0:04:29.525,0:04:32.760 Attracted by the light, Lepidoptera[br]specimens from the Nymphalidae family 0:04:32.782,0:04:36.559 formed circular clusters and[br]whirled in rhythmic har- 0:04:37.646,0:04:40.836 harmony, most resembling... 0:04:40.836,0:04:41.816 a dance? 0:04:41.839,0:04:43.209 What nonsense! 0:04:43.475,0:04:47.117 The observed emotional connection of music[br]to light 0:04:47.117,0:04:50.906 in the mid-frequency range[br]reached the highest sense of... 0:04:51.245,0:04:52.585 happiness. 0:04:52.677,0:04:54.447 It's not scientific at all! 0:04:54.638,0:04:56.883 It just can't be real! 0:04:58.095,0:04:58.905 It just... 0:04:58.905,0:05:00.024 can't be! 0:05:00.064,0:05:01.524 It just can't be! It- 0:05:25.974,0:05:27.761 Losyash! Losyash! 0:05:28.868,0:05:30.528 I've weeded it o-out... 0:05:30.528,0:05:32.767 And rightly so! Well done! 0:05:33.117,0:05:37.698 It was u-unscientific.[br]I-It c-couldn't have been. 0:05:37.919,0:05:39.329 Of course it's unscientific! 0:05:39.329,0:05:41.825 Weeds in general are[br]not a scientific thing. 0:05:41.874,0:05:45.764 But we'll plant selective[br]breedin' plants instead! 0:05:45.791,0:05:47.891 And everything will be[br]accordin' to science!