WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:04.306 English version 00:00:16.936 --> 00:00:19.513 (Max) As they say, there are two sides to every coin. 00:00:19.523 --> 00:00:20.935 I absolutely agree. 00:00:20.935 --> 00:00:23.771 On one side, you get a job at the trendiest 00:00:23.771 --> 00:00:25.750 and tastiest restaurant of the city. 00:00:25.750 --> 00:00:30.281 On the other, it made no impact on the quality of what you eat. 00:00:35.284 --> 00:00:39.284 On one side, you are respectable patrons of an elite restaurant, 00:00:39.291 --> 00:00:41.921 but on the other - you will never find out 00:00:41.921 --> 00:00:44.411 how they really treat you. 00:00:46.954 --> 00:00:49.994 On one hand, you think you are at the most gorgeous 00:00:49.994 --> 00:00:52.014 and peaceful place on earth, 00:00:52.375 --> 00:00:54.395 on the other… 00:00:55.501 --> 00:00:58.231 Chef: - Veal "Palantine" with capers! - Yes, Chef! 00:00:58.231 --> 00:01:00.281 Chef: - Two trouts "Tarragon"! 00:01:00.281 --> 00:01:03.271 Chef: - Senya, where is my Bechamel (sauce)? -- Right away, Chef. 20 seconds! 00:01:03.271 --> 00:01:05.211 (Chef) What are you standing here for? 00:01:05.211 --> 00:01:06.961 (sound of falling plates) 00:01:09.638 --> 00:01:13.338 (Max) Lastly, on one side, you are two hours late 00:01:13.338 --> 00:01:15.388 and you think you will be crucified, 00:01:15.388 --> 00:01:16.898 but on the other… 00:01:16.898 --> 00:01:19.068 (Chef) Butthead... I love you! 00:01:19.998 --> 00:01:24.498 He was late. I win! Everyone who bet, fork it over! 00:01:24.498 --> 00:01:26.518 Hurry, hurry! (laughter) 00:01:27.063 --> 00:01:30.243 Because you have improved my mood in such a horrible day, 00:01:30.243 --> 00:01:34.243 i’m rewarding you with a very important, and more significantly , socially useful work. 00:01:34.243 --> 00:01:36.113 You will... 00:01:36.113 --> 00:01:38.253 ...unload groceries. Max: - But Chef! 00:01:38.253 --> 00:01:42.632 Chef: - And don’t thank me. It’s straight from my heart! - Chef, I thought I would cook! 00:01:42.632 --> 00:01:46.052 (Chef) Look at you. You relied on your two non-existent abilities 00:01:46.052 --> 00:01:50.292 – to think and cook. March! 00:02:05.991 --> 00:02:08.381 Nastya, I will end up with a heart attack thanks to you! 00:02:08.381 --> 00:02:12.541 Chef, what’s the word for a female Chef? Chefess? 00:02:13.235 --> 00:02:14.645 Mistake of nature. 00:02:14.837 --> 00:02:19.947 Well, the mistake of nature from the neighboring restaurant is sitting in the dining lounge. 00:02:26.687 --> 00:02:29.107 (Chef) What is she sniffing here for? 00:02:29.107 --> 00:02:31.367 - Do you want me to ask? Chef: - Do not! 00:02:31.714 --> 00:02:33.964 (Chef) What did she order? (Nastya) Coffee. 00:02:33.964 --> 00:02:35.434 That’s it?! 00:02:35.607 --> 00:02:36.877 (Chef) What are we? A coffee house? 00:02:38.763 --> 00:02:42.103 - Chef, are you afraid of her? - Yeah right! Why would I be? 00:02:42.103 --> 00:02:43.973 My shoelace was untied. 00:02:50.006 --> 00:02:53.566 Vika: - You didn't get fired yesterday? - Well, first of all, good day. 00:02:54.146 --> 00:02:57.006 Secondly, smoking harms your health. 00:02:57.381 --> 00:03:00.051 Thirdly, who would fire such a specialist? Vika: - Haha 00:03:00.465 --> 00:03:04.465 Wait... Were you really upset that I might leave? 00:03:04.716 --> 00:03:06.396 You will miss me. 00:03:07.016 --> 00:03:09.286 In memory of our wonderful night! 00:03:12.834 --> 00:03:14.004 Hi, Ainura! 00:03:16.993 --> 00:03:22.260 Listen, If anyone here finds out something happened between us, I will... 00:03:22.260 --> 00:03:25.060 (voice from the kitchen) - Viktoria Sergeevna! - Yes, Kostya. 00:03:25.060 --> 00:03:29.181 Viktoria Sergeevna, the C-keeper at the bar broke down again. 00:03:29.181 --> 00:03:31.991 I told you yesterday that you need to call a repairman. 00:03:33.245 --> 00:03:35.195 Now you’ll have to fix the problem on your own. 00:03:39.517 --> 00:03:43.267 - So the C-keeper is broke? - Yes. Do you know how they work? 00:03:43.267 --> 00:03:44.398 What’s there to know? 00:03:45.497 --> 00:03:49.497 At my last job, the C-keeper broke down every day. 00:03:49.979 --> 00:03:52.309 I left. I don’t know who fixes it now. 00:03:52.462 --> 00:03:55.132 L-listen, c-can you fix mine? 00:03:57.662 --> 00:04:00.572 In return, I’ll unload everything for you? 00:04:03.260 --> 00:04:04.500 Well, okay. 00:04:06.732 --> 00:04:11.462 (Max) So, the unloading problem is solved. The only thing left is to find out what a C-keeper is. 00:04:15.951 --> 00:04:17.861 - Good day! - Hello! 00:04:17.861 --> 00:04:20.701 - What brings you here? - Work. 00:04:21.541 --> 00:04:23.951 They brought chic dish sets to our restaurant. 00:04:23.951 --> 00:04:26.924 While they’re offloading, I decided to kill a half hour at your place. 00:04:27.175 --> 00:04:30.125 Yes, good tableware often helps. 00:04:30.125 --> 00:04:31.865 Aren't you ordering anything? 00:04:32.119 --> 00:04:35.089 Well, I said I wanted to kill time - not myself. 00:04:35.847 --> 00:04:38.557 - Bad joke, huh? - Never mind! 00:04:38.817 --> 00:04:41.507 Everybody knows there are two things women can’t do - 00:04:41.507 --> 00:04:44.837 – joke and cook. (Nastya laughs) 00:04:46.496 --> 00:04:49.666 I think that a cup of disgusting coffee won’t keep you for too long 00:04:49.666 --> 00:04:52.215 at our horrible restaurant. Good bye. 00:04:53.890 --> 00:04:56.250 Perhaps, I will order. 00:04:56.972 --> 00:04:58.242 (Chef sighs) 00:04:58.342 --> 00:05:03.042 Oh, Partridge Fricassee. Chef’s signature dish. How intriguing! 00:05:03.105 --> 00:05:04.965 Sasha, take this lady's order. 00:05:09.516 --> 00:05:12.406 Chickenhead! She calls herself a Chef! 00:05:12.710 --> 00:05:14.570 She worked in India! 00:05:14.573 --> 00:05:18.283 There they roll any trash in curry and call it food. 00:05:19.105 --> 00:05:20.285 Where is my knife? 00:05:24.777 --> 00:05:28.187 What are you doing here? Weren't you designated to unload groceries? 00:05:28.187 --> 00:05:30.267 Everything is fine there. I just need to get to the bar. 00:05:30.267 --> 00:05:31.937 (Chef) Who took my knife? 00:05:36.960 --> 00:05:38.470 I repeat. 00:05:38.470 --> 00:05:41.987 Who took MY knife? 00:05:42.495 --> 00:05:43.635 I see. 00:05:43.635 --> 00:05:47.635 Senya, come here. 00:05:49.684 --> 00:05:52.024 Senya, buddy, is it you who took my knife? 00:05:53.236 --> 00:05:55.526 Senya: - No. Chef yelling: - Then who? 00:05:59.720 --> 00:06:01.750 Okay. Here it how it is, invalids. 00:06:02.006 --> 00:06:06.846 Until you find my knife, none of you will go home! 00:06:07.697 --> 00:06:08.807 Understood?! 00:06:08.807 --> 00:06:11.807 (Sasha) Chef, I punched a Partridge Fricassee. 00:06:12.125 --> 00:06:16.625 (Chef yelling) I won’t cook anything until my knife is found! 00:06:18.617 --> 00:06:19.937 (he slams the door) 00:06:21.920 --> 00:06:24.760 So, everybody looks for the knife. Get to it! 00:06:28.320 --> 00:06:32.010 Listen, what is the problem? Why don't we buy the same knife quickly? 00:06:33.525 --> 00:06:36.195 Buy? Do you have any idea what kind of knife it is? 00:06:57.757 --> 00:07:01.997 Get it now? We cannot just buy the same knife. 00:07:03.953 --> 00:07:07.683 - What is up with you? Go on – look for the knife! - Yes. 00:07:15.956 --> 00:07:18.096 How the hell does this C-keeper look like? 00:07:20.273 --> 00:07:23.163 Oh wow, that’s a C-Keeper? 00:07:23.163 --> 00:07:25.103 I thought it was a cash register. 00:07:25.691 --> 00:07:27.781 Kostya, make two espressos, please. 00:07:28.756 --> 00:07:30.366 Floppy Ears, what are you doing there? 00:07:30.366 --> 00:07:33.156 I’m the new bartender. They fired Kostya because he doesn’t know shit. 00:07:33.156 --> 00:07:36.246 Yeah right, who are you trying to fool? I saw you in the kitchen. You’re a cook. 00:07:36.720 --> 00:07:39.040 I have many talents, but at heart I’m a bartender. 00:07:41.196 --> 00:07:42.516 (sound of breaking glass) 00:07:43.226 --> 00:07:46.026 The bottle is half empty. The till is not right! What do you want? Coffee? 00:07:46.026 --> 00:07:48.146 Yeah, make two espressos, please. 00:07:57.319 --> 00:07:58.669 He calls himself a bartender! 00:07:59.240 --> 00:08:01.980 Get out of here! I’ll do it myself. 00:08:14.962 --> 00:08:16.272 Perhaps, a cup of tea? 00:08:17.320 --> 00:08:20.980 - You just asked me that 10 minutes ago. - Well, maybe you want one now. 00:08:22.687 --> 00:08:26.027 Would you mind finding out how things are with my order? 00:08:26.027 --> 00:08:27.277 (Nastya) Sure. 00:08:28.927 --> 00:08:30.447 So? Will you? 00:08:30.758 --> 00:08:33.278 Ah, you want to know right now! Okay. 00:08:37.320 --> 00:08:39.970 Great. It’s not ready! Let me please Dmitriy Vladimirovich. 00:08:39.970 --> 00:08:41.790 His favorite Chef refuses to cook! 00:08:42.049 --> 00:08:43.359 (door slams) 00:08:46.389 --> 00:08:49.809 Rejoice! You’ll have a new Chef soon. 00:08:49.809 --> 00:08:53.059 Of course, provided that the old one doesn’t cook his damn Fricassee. 00:08:54.435 --> 00:08:56.095 Let’s make it ourselves. 00:08:59.220 --> 00:09:02.600 (Lyova) If we cook his signature dish, he’ll c-cook u-us... 00:09:03.018 --> 00:09:05.618 (Senya) He’ll devour us! You’re right. Better not risk it. 00:09:05.655 --> 00:09:08.495 (Fedya) And if we don’t make it, he will be fired! 00:09:08.495 --> 00:09:11.275 (Senya) That's right! We have to make it. 00:09:11.664 --> 00:09:14.794 Or you’re right. I’m confused now. 00:09:14.794 --> 00:09:17.594 (Lyova) No, i-it’s a bad idea! I-its... 00:09:17.594 --> 00:09:19.564 (Fedya) As out captain used to say: 00:09:19.564 --> 00:09:23.544 “Better to crap your pants during the storm, than because of the weather forecast”! 00:10:00.306 --> 00:10:01.756 (Ainura speaks in Kyrgyz): Very good! 00:10:02.784 --> 00:10:05.774 (Fedya) Is that good or bad? 00:10:14.488 --> 00:10:16.438 (Ainura speaks in Kyrgyz): What idiots! 00:10:16.438 --> 00:10:18.688 Lyova: - Is she eating it? - Of course she is! Why wouldn't she? 00:10:18.688 --> 00:10:21.018 - Miss! Could you come here for a second? 00:10:21.884 --> 00:10:25.534 Waitress: - Yes? - Could you please call your head Chef. 00:10:28.230 --> 00:10:30.260 (Ainura): Oh God, she said something to Sasha! 00:10:30.500 --> 00:10:34.500 (Louis speaks with a French accent) Maybe she asked for a second helping? 00:10:38.146 --> 00:10:41.246 The guest…the guest requests the Chef! 00:10:42.137 --> 00:10:44.277 I w-warned you! 00:10:44.277 --> 00:10:45.227 You jinxed it! 00:10:45.227 --> 00:10:47.127 - Go to the Chef’s office! Senya: - Why me?! 00:10:47.127 --> 00:10:48.237 (Nadya) Go! Go! 00:10:48.237 --> 00:10:51.877 (Senya) I was against it from the very beginning. It was Fedya's idea. He should go! 00:10:51.877 --> 00:10:55.647 (Fedya) Hello? Why me? Lyova, you go! You're his right hand man. He won’t do anything to you. 00:10:55.647 --> 00:10:57.177 I-i... a-am n-not going! No! 00:10:57.177 --> 00:11:02.017 (Fedya) Louis should go. He's got nothing to lose. Anyway, he’s just a... Frenchman! 00:11:02.017 --> 00:11:04.077 (Senya) Listen – let’s send Chef an sms. 00:11:04.077 --> 00:11:06.617 (Fedya) Write! We’ll all end up writing 00:11:06.617 --> 00:11:08.920 resignation letters! (Senya): Hell no! 00:11:08.920 --> 00:11:10.243 (Nadya) Don’t panic! 00:11:10.243 --> 00:11:11.997 (arguing) 00:11:13.475 --> 00:11:14.535 (knocking) 00:11:15.384 --> 00:11:17.864 Chef! Chef! 00:11:18.242 --> 00:11:18.982 What is it? 00:11:19.102 --> 00:11:23.102 That attractive lady from the future neighboring restaurant is asking for you. 00:11:23.109 --> 00:11:24.739 The one that you fancied. 00:11:24.739 --> 00:11:29.179 Ainura, don’t talk nonsense! I didn’t fancy anyone. 00:11:29.776 --> 00:11:31.516 She hasn’t left yet? 00:11:34.207 --> 00:11:35.897 How may I be of help? 00:11:36.043 --> 00:11:37.533 I have tried your Fricassee. 00:11:42.946 --> 00:11:44.616 So, how was it? 00:11:45.321 --> 00:11:47.521 Well, truthfully? 00:11:48.024 --> 00:11:51.174 You know, I liked it. Yes, it’s a good recipe. 00:11:51.909 --> 00:11:55.349 It’s not really a recipe. We didn't want to throw away partridge leftovers. 00:11:55.349 --> 00:11:57.629 Oh, I see. 00:11:58.506 --> 00:12:04.836 Well, it is nice to leave your place in good health. 00:12:04.836 --> 00:12:06.367 What? Are you leaving already? 00:12:06.367 --> 00:12:10.037 How unfortunate! You know I have absolutely no time left. 00:12:10.037 --> 00:12:13.277 Your Chef’s signature dish took too long to cook. 00:12:13.577 --> 00:12:14.547 Good bye. 00:12:27.850 --> 00:12:31.350 As if my stolen knife was not enough, 00:12:31.350 --> 00:12:33.870 but they ruined my signature dish too! 00:12:34.757 --> 00:12:35.987 Here! All of you! 00:12:39.774 --> 00:12:43.374 (Lyova) Chef... w-we... 00:12:43.374 --> 00:12:45.024 (Fedya) Chef, we did it for the better! 00:12:45.024 --> 00:12:50.524 I don’t give a damn what you wanted. Do you know what she said about your Fricassee? 00:12:51.803 --> 00:12:53.283 That it was disgusting! 00:12:55.411 --> 00:12:57.951 (Senya) Chef, that’s exactly what I told them. 00:12:58.177 --> 00:13:01.297 The chef’s signature dish is disgusting! 00:13:02.060 --> 00:13:04.280 You! Invalids! 00:13:07.264 --> 00:13:08.274 (slams the door) 00:13:13.690 --> 00:13:15.160 Kostya, did you fix the C-Keeper? 00:13:16.913 --> 00:13:18.403 No, but I'm working on it. 00:13:19.472 --> 00:13:21.672 - What are you doing here? Max - Fixing the C-Keeper. 00:13:21.672 --> 00:13:25.672 What? Get out of the bar! Out, I said! 00:13:26.238 --> 00:13:28.118 Artyom, call Kostya quickly. 00:13:28.374 --> 00:13:30.645 Why are you standing there? Out of the bar! 00:13:30.645 --> 00:13:32.235 Ok, ok. What’s gotten into you? 00:13:51.972 --> 00:13:53.132 Yes, Vicktoria Sergeevna? 00:13:53.652 --> 00:13:58.512 Kostya, is this normal? Why is there a mess and outsiders in the bar? 00:13:59.155 --> 00:14:02.265 Well it’s just that…he was fixing the C-Keeper. 00:14:02.265 --> 00:14:03.505 Really? 00:14:05.026 --> 00:14:08.106 Well, where’s the cognac then? 00:14:15.876 --> 00:14:16.716 I don’t know. 00:14:18.003 --> 00:14:21.383 Then who knows? Kostya, do I need to fire you? 00:14:24.601 --> 00:14:26.311 It was there. I saw it myself. 00:14:28.453 --> 00:14:29.313 Damn it! 00:14:30.362 --> 00:14:31.422 Excuse me, I’ll be right back. 00:14:47.990 --> 00:14:49.540 Listen – where’s the congnac? 00:14:50.305 --> 00:14:52.325 Max: - What cognac? Kostya: - The 20,000 ruble cognac. 00:14:52.386 --> 00:14:54.276 20,000? Oh wow! 00:14:54.906 --> 00:14:56.196 You are screwed, dude. 00:14:56.466 --> 00:14:57.826 (Kostya) It is you who is screwed, dude! 00:14:59.997 --> 00:15:03.397 Listen, big bull, are you messing with me? The taller you are the harder you fall. Have you ever heard that before? 00:15:03.397 --> 00:15:06.647 Buddy, I will rip you apart! Do you know how many years I’ve been boxing? 00:15:14.980 --> 00:15:19.640 God, I’m so sick of it! Why does everything always get fucked up? 00:15:19.940 --> 00:15:23.080 Why can't I ever, not even once, have a normal day? 00:15:23.080 --> 00:15:25.030 One day, my God! 00:15:31.088 --> 00:15:34.708 (commentator) Spartak is at the penalty corner, CSKA is in defense... 00:15:34.708 --> 00:15:36.738 Ari with the ball, he kicks.. 00:15:36.738 --> 00:15:38.398 Goal! 00:15:38.790 --> 00:15:39.760 (Chef laughs) 00:15:39.760 --> 00:15:42.440 (commentator) Literally in the last minutes of the match! 00:15:42.440 --> 00:15:46.150 Well done, Ari! Akinfeev had no chance! 00:15:50.719 --> 00:15:53.299 It is no good. 00:15:54.741 --> 00:15:57.081 (Max) Are you deaf or what? I haven’t seen your cognac! 00:15:57.081 --> 00:15:59.101 There, the bottle was right there. 00:16:01.981 --> 00:16:02.891 Surprised? 00:16:03.428 --> 00:16:06.538 You’re lucky that you caught me off-guard. I would have nailed you for sure. 00:16:07.130 --> 00:16:08.470 (Kostya) I don’t understand. 00:16:08.470 --> 00:16:10.300 (c-keeper turns on) 00:16:11.690 --> 00:16:14.530 Listen, Kostyan, by the way, I did fix your C-Keeper. 00:16:18.442 --> 00:16:21.812 Kostya: - Sorry, buddy! Max: - I don't need your apology! 00:16:23.120 --> 00:16:25.330 You owe me, buddy, got it? Big time! 00:16:26.130 --> 00:16:29.470 What are you looking at? Make me something fresh. My head is spinning. 00:16:29.525 --> 00:16:30.975 (Kostya sighs) Sure! 00:16:32.698 --> 00:16:35.668 (Chef speaks to the fish) So what do I do now, Arkadiy? 00:16:35.668 --> 00:16:38.318 I can’t come out like nothing happened. 00:16:40.043 --> 00:16:40.883 Or can I? 00:16:43.683 --> 00:16:45.133 Hide it somewhere? 00:16:50.174 --> 00:16:53.014 What are you all standing around for, lazybones? Have you found the knife? 00:16:53.720 --> 00:16:55.440 (Louis replies in French): No. 00:17:11.601 --> 00:17:13.731 Chef: - Lyova come here. Lyova: - Yes, Chef. 00:17:22.206 --> 00:17:23.786 (Fedya whistles) Syoma: - What? 00:17:25.674 --> 00:17:31.284 What’s wrong with you? Are you nuts? Why did you take it? He’ll cut you open! 00:17:31.324 --> 00:17:32.854 (Fedya) I didn’t take it. It was inside of the fish. 00:17:33.250 --> 00:17:36.530 Listen, I better hide it before Chef sees it. 00:17:51.505 --> 00:17:54.075 Hey butthead! Why did you leave this dirty box here? 00:17:54.907 --> 00:17:56.267 Take it a way! Quickly! 00:17:56.751 --> 00:17:57.541 Unbelievable. 00:17:58.318 --> 00:18:00.628 Chef: - Lyova, have you found the knife? - Not yet, Chef. 00:18:00.973 --> 00:18:03.883 Chef: Did you look everywhere? Lyova: E-e-everywhere! 00:18:04.020 --> 00:18:09.050 (Chef) Well, keep looking! Maybe someone was cutting something and left the knife there. 00:18:09.341 --> 00:18:11.181 Inside a fish, for example. 00:18:12.741 --> 00:18:13.791 I-i-in a fish? 00:18:14.499 --> 00:18:18.629 (Chef) Okay, in some MEAT! How would I know? Look everywhere. 00:18:18.976 --> 00:18:19.756 Y-yes, Chef. 00:18:30.712 --> 00:18:36.192 (Ainura speaks in Kyrgyz) Oh God! What an idiot! Hide the knife! If the chef sees it, he’ll circumcise you. 00:18:36.710 --> 00:18:38.930 It’s better he finds it himself. Hide it! Hide it! 00:19:14.539 --> 00:19:15.729 Well, have you found it? 00:19:16.194 --> 00:19:18.534 (Lyova) Chef, w-w-we looked everywhere, i-i-it isn’t anywhere. 00:19:18.998 --> 00:19:20.828 There was a fish here. Where did it go? 00:19:21.398 --> 00:19:22.768 (Fedya) They took it to the dining lounge. 00:19:24.645 --> 00:19:28.205 (Sasha) Chef, they are asking for you. They found a knife inside a fish. 00:19:30.821 --> 00:19:34.441 So what? It happens. Once we found a monkey inside a shark. 00:19:35.243 --> 00:19:36.013 It was alive. 00:19:39.518 --> 00:19:43.678 (Max) Well, something needs to be done. Two screwups in two days. 00:19:43.951 --> 00:19:44.961 I'll be fired for sure! 00:19:49.421 --> 00:19:50.421 (Chef) Good evening. 00:19:50.421 --> 00:19:51.471 (Guest) Good evening. 00:19:51.471 --> 00:19:54.841 I’m the head Chef of this restaurant. I was told you wanted to see me. 00:19:54.841 --> 00:19:56.961 Yes, I did. Would you explain to me what this is? 00:19:57.201 --> 00:19:59.341 Chef: - This is... Max: - Please, allow me, Chef! 00:19:59.341 --> 00:20:00.261 (Chef) What? 00:20:00.261 --> 00:20:03.241 (Max) Allow me to tell the guests what you once told me. 00:20:03.241 --> 00:20:05.251 Max: - Good evening. Guest: - Good evening. 00:20:05.251 --> 00:20:08.581 (Max) Here is a unique recipe with more than a thousand years of history. 00:20:08.581 --> 00:20:10.839 So, lets go back to the times of crusades. 00:20:10.839 --> 00:20:15.909 War. Hunger. It is 1107. Godfrey of Bouillon passes through the Bosphorus 00:20:15.909 --> 00:20:18.639 and invents a unique way of cooking fish, 00:20:18.639 --> 00:20:21.279 by skewering it on the blade of a sword. 00:20:21.509 --> 00:20:25.879 The evenly heated blade gives the fish a refined flavor and aroma. 00:20:26.343 --> 00:20:27.143 Try it. 00:20:30.516 --> 00:20:32.756 Yes, indeed! 00:20:32.933 --> 00:20:36.713 That's what I am saying. It is truly culinary poetry! 00:20:36.713 --> 00:20:40.473 Max: - Chef, did I miss anything? Chef: - No, it’s all correct. 00:20:41.127 --> 00:20:45.737 - Excuse me, can I have the same fish? Chef: - In a minute. Max, with me! 00:20:45.968 --> 00:20:47.328 Enjoy your meal! 00:20:47.370 --> 00:20:48.410 (Guest) Thank you. 00:20:50.224 --> 00:20:52.824 Chef, you called me by my real name. 00:20:52.854 --> 00:20:53.934 (Chef) Oh yeah, forgive me. 00:20:54.234 --> 00:20:58.864 Butthead, if you ever go to the dining lounge again without my permission, you are fired! 00:21:00.202 --> 00:21:03.252 Max: - Understood. Chef: - Make sure they don't steal the knife. 00:21:15.208 --> 00:21:20.888 (Dima laughs) I did warn you. That’s all, bye. I can’t right now. I told you I can’t. 00:21:21.224 --> 00:21:23.657 (Chef) Dima, what happened? Vika, are you quitting? 00:21:23.657 --> 00:21:25.697 Bring it on, Vika! 00:21:25.976 --> 00:21:29.976 Dmitriy Vladimirovich, God only knows what’s going on in this restaurant. 00:21:30.444 --> 00:21:34.219 As a woman, I cannot oppose Victor Petrovich, 00:21:34.219 --> 00:21:35.139 (phone rings) 00:21:35.139 --> 00:21:37.079 and he breaks all the rules. 00:21:37.079 --> 00:21:41.079 (Dima) Enough! I told you I can’t right now. Okay. 00:21:41.079 --> 00:21:43.739 I have to run. Please, Vika, wrap it up. 00:21:43.739 --> 00:21:50.529 Yes, okay. Maxim Lavrov started as a cook in the kitchen yesterday. I want him fired. 00:21:50.807 --> 00:21:52.667 (Dima) I see? Why? Is he a complete idiot? 00:21:52.667 --> 00:21:55.297 (Vika) Yes. Today he made a mess in the bar. 00:21:55.640 --> 00:21:58.090 Smashed a bottle of liquor, glasses, and broke the coffee machine. 00:21:58.090 --> 00:22:00.290 (Chef) Kostya, is that true? 00:22:00.461 --> 00:22:05.621 Sorry, actually it's my fault. I asked Max to fix the C-Keeper. 00:22:06.122 --> 00:22:07.402 By the way, he did fix it. 00:22:08.799 --> 00:22:13.109 The coffee machine is working and the bottle was almost empty. 00:22:13.116 --> 00:22:14.516 (Dima) Well, thank God, guys! 00:22:14.516 --> 00:22:18.226 The C-Keeper works. I love happy endings like this! 00:22:18.226 --> 00:22:19.986 So, everything’s alright. I gotta run... 00:22:19.986 --> 00:22:23.266 (Vika) No, everything is not alright. He also approached some guests in the dining lounge. 00:22:23.266 --> 00:22:26.756 (Chef) I asked him to do that. We presented a new dish. 00:22:26.756 --> 00:22:29.096 He’s a good guy overall. Quick-witted. 00:22:29.096 --> 00:22:32.346 (Dima) He is fine. He doesn't look dump if he doesn't smile. 00:22:34.013 --> 00:22:38.013 Anything else, Vika? (Vika) Yes. Today he also started a fight. 00:22:38.480 --> 00:22:42.290 (Dima) Did he? I don’t like savagery in our restaurant. 00:22:42.513 --> 00:22:43.323 Is it true? 00:22:43.323 --> 00:22:44.993 (Max) We were just fooling around. 00:22:44.993 --> 00:22:50.203 (Vika) Fooling around? Fooling around… Hold on, I filmed the whole thing. Here. 00:22:50.408 --> 00:22:54.408 (Dima) Thanks to Vika, who films everything in her life. 00:22:54.978 --> 00:23:00.528 (sound of the video) Max, are you filming? Stop it! (music playing) 00:23:00.651 --> 00:23:03.071 (Chef) Sh-h-h…We are not done watching it yet. 00:23:03.071 --> 00:23:04.521 (Dima) Yeah. We find it interesting too. 00:23:04.521 --> 00:23:07.571 (Max in the video) Such beauty should be documented. 00:23:07.571 --> 00:23:08.871 (Chef) We still haven’t finished watching it. 00:23:08.871 --> 00:23:12.271 (Dima) I like it. I love this kind of movies. Arms, legs, screams. Hehehe. 00:23:12.354 --> 00:23:16.324 As if it is a fight? It’s not a fight – you did even resist. 00:23:16.836 --> 00:23:18.836 So, there’s no reason to fire him for now. 00:23:18.892 --> 00:23:23.472 Thank you very much. I hope that you won’t bother me over such trifles anymore. 00:23:23.472 --> 00:23:27.362 (phone rings) Yes! Good bye to all. Not to you, idiot! 00:23:27.362 --> 00:23:31.652 What are you whining about? Yes, I hear you. Yes, yes. Speak. (leaves) 00:23:34.979 --> 00:23:39.449 (Chef) Here is the thing, fools. Don’t let anybody else find out about it. 00:23:39.449 --> 00:23:42.584 Vika is a bitch, of course, but she’s not the worst art director. 00:23:42.584 --> 00:23:45.204 She still has to work here. Understood? 00:23:47.551 --> 00:23:51.551 (Max) There you have it. There are two sides to every coin. 00:23:51.699 --> 00:23:53.809 One day everything can turn around. 00:23:55.511 --> 00:23:58.861 The one you liked starts to hate you. 00:24:05.491 --> 00:24:09.491 The one who hit you in the face becomes your friend. 00:24:10.639 --> 00:24:15.639 The one who seemed like an angry tyrant becomes less so.