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♪ He's orange, he has a lot of friends ♪

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♪ They live together on fruit stand ♪

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♪ They have adventures all across the land ♪

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♪ And even play in a rock 'n roll band ♪

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♪ He's Orange, Annoying Orange ♪

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♪ He's Orange, Annoying Orange ♪

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♪ He's Orange ♪

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(laughs)

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(grunts)

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(electronic chimes)

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How can you sit there playing that idiotic game

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in this kind of heat?

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Eat star trident, newb.

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(laughs)

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The last 23 times you beat me were luck.

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This time you're going down.

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Finally, I just crushed you, Blueberry.

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Boned.

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Oh, no.

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My Z-Orb overheated.

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Any luck, Nerville?

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Oh, hey, guys.

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Did you fix the AC?

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No way. She's a goner.

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No match for this weird heat.

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What do you mean Nerville? It's 8:00 p.m.

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Isn't it dark outside?

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No, that's what I'm trying to tell you guys.

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It's supposed to be night, but it's still day.

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That's got to be why it's getting so darn hot.

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The sun hasn't set? Oh, no.

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It's happening.

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The prophecy is coming true.

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What's happening?

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The earth hamster

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has stopped running in his wheel.

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Somebody go to the toy section and grab some marbles.

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Grandpa Lemon lost his.

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I'm completely of sound mind,

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you jabbering buffoon.

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And mark my words...

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if the earth hamster stopped running,

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we're all doomed.

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Wha?

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Billions and billions of years ago,

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when the universe was new...

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You were in high school.

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There was a powerful being known as

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the space toddler.

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A child so gigantic...

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(baby laughs)

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that he used stars as soccer balls,

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and black holes as toilets.

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(toilet flushes)

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The space toddler needed a place to keep

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his herd of magical intergalactic hamsters.

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So he used stardust

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to make giant hamster balls,

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placed a hamster in each one, and spread these

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throughout the universe.

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So the earth spins because there's a hamster

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in the middle of it, running in a wheel?

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How adorable.

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Not as adorable as my pecs.

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Gross.

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(grunts)

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When the earth hamster stops running,

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the earth heats up like a hemorrhoid

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on a swampy summer's day.

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The last time this happened...

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the dinosaurs went the way of...

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the dinosaurs.

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By golly, we have to get to the center of the earth

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and make that hamster start running again.

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You know,

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I think I may have just the thing for that.

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(mechanical whirring)

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Whoa.

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Oh, yeah!

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(all cheering)

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(snores)

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All aboard, troops. We're going

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to the center of the earth.

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As I recall, this earth plane

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is controlled by an autonomous

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cloud based techno-personality

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named Starry...

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and she is way hot.

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A what?

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(electronic voice): A hyperintelligent robot.

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My name is Starry.

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Nice to meet you, Annoying O-range.

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My name is Orange.

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Who ever heard of a super-powerful computer

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that talks like they're from dumbland?

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What a dumba-dumba.

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No, no, d-d-don't mind my fiend here, Starry.

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He means well, but he's got a brain

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the size of a chicken nugget.

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What he means to ask is...

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can you take us to the center of the earth?

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Only if your obnoxious friend apologizes.

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His remedial level insults

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have caused a short wire in my offense circuit,

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and can only be repaired with an apology.

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Okay, I'm starry.

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You mean, I'm sorry?

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What are you sorry for? I'm the one

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that called you a dumba-dumba.

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Fine. You want to go to the center of the earth?

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Get there yourself. Who is a dumba-dumba now?

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ORANGE: You are.

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(electronic whoosh)

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No, no.

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You're the dumba-dumba, Orange.

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Oh, nice, Orange.

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If I've assembled a Swedish bookshelf,

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I can fly an earth plane. No problem.

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(gears crank)

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No, stop. No, don't touch Starry.

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Only I'm allowed to touch Starry.

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Good nuggets.

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Wait a second. What's this button for?

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(drill revs)

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Whoa.

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(all scream)

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ORANGE: Hey, Nerville,

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can you dig it?

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This is a real

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grind. (laughs)

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Ah, I thought this was just a drill.

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Okay, seriously, how long is this shot?

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(all scream)

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See? We didn't need that dumb Starry at all.

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Flying an earth plane is easy.

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(beeps)

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Hey, Nerville, the radar's messed up.

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It looks like a giant mole is chasing us.

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(grunts)

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(screams)

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That's a giant mole!

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Ooh. Ooh.

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Somebody man the laser turrets.

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I'll do it.

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(gunshot)

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(howls)

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I did it. I saved our lives.

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No, you didn't. Captain Orange gave the order.

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Orange, you can steer my ship any time you want.

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I guess I'm a born captain.

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Now relax and enjoy the rest of the trip.

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It's always smooth sailing with Captain Orange at the...

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(bang)

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(all scream)

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(laughs)

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That was a perfect landing.

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It was perfect.

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Something doesn't feel right, here.

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Yeah, you'd expect a crystal cave covered in weird

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mushroom art to feel comfortable, but, nope,

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it feels dangerous. Very perceptive, Grapefruit.

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(scoffs)

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Keep talking, and I'll show you dangerous.

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Stop fighting, you two.

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Grapefruit is right.

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It feels like we're being watched.

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The tip of the drill snapped off

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when we hit the ground.

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If we can find something to replace it with,

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I can probably fix it.

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Okay, everyone, spread out and see if you can find

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a crystal we can use to replace the drill.

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Hey, Pear, have you found anything yet?

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Nope. Not a thing.

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Maybe I can help.

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I'm a big cyclops mushroom with...

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W-w-w-w-wings!

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Aw, thanks for offering the help, but we can handle this.

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See you later. Have a great afternoon.

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We should go talk to Jason Junior.

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Who's Jason Junior?

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Fruit. Awesome.

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(screams)

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(crunch)

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Jerk.

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Oh, man.

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Apple a day...

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keep the doom hounds away.

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Delish... (farts)

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Oh, we don't get much fruit down here.

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I'm super backed up. That's gonna help a lot.

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What is that thing?

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I am Jason Junior.

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Child of the pain father,

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son of the slaughterer, prince of the destruction,

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blah, blah, blah...

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We're gonna conquer the earth,

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and enslave all the humans.

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I mean, does that sound fun or what?

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My dad wanted me to do it a few hundred years ago,

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but I'm like, Dad, I got my own stuff to do!

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Pretty soon there won't be anyone up there

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for you to enslave.

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The earth hamster stopped running on his wheel.

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Say what?!

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(groans)

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If the earth catches on fire before I enslave humanity,

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I'm gonna get seriously grounded.

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I've been grounded, like, 400 times this year already.

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Oh, boy, you in trouble, okay?

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Uh, I'm dead meat, man. Look...

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if you guys get the hamster running again,

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I'll give you mostly painless deaths.

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What do you say, huh?

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Uh, sounds great.

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Except our drill broke, so we're kind of stuck.

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Hey, Nerville, how about that goofy thing on his head?

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How about that for a drill?

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You're talking about...

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the unholy crown of the earth serpent.

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The one and only.

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I guess you can borrow it. Whatever.

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(laughs) You have a baby horn.

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Cute.

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(roars)

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Whoa.

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Great horn. Love the horn.

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Thank you. Thank you...

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Whoa, whoa, whoa.

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And seriously, thanks for saving the world

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so that I can enslave it later, man.

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You guys are the best.

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Love you.

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Now let's go find that earth hamster.

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(beeps)

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(muffled rumbling)

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(bang)

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ORANGE: Hey, hey, Earth Hamster. Hey, Earth Hamster. Hey.

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You're the earth hamster?

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I was the earth hamster. I'm retired.

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Now I play video games and eat chips.

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(beeps)

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Wait, you're Blueberry?

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I'm Orange. We've been playing for weeks.

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Oh, I was wondering where you went, dude.

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You cheesed me on that last game.

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I want a rematch.

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Okay, then, what do you say we make

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a little gentlemen's wager?

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Sure, I'm game.

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If I win, you get back on that wheel

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and do what you're best at... making the planet spin.

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And if you lose, I get to use you and your friends

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as chip dip.

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Deal.

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Hello, once again, audience...

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When we left off, Orange

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and the fate of everyone else...

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(screams) Oh, Orange,

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have you played... you played this...

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What are these spinning ninja stars?

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Use your flaming trident, dude.

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Do the spin attack.

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What did he sprinkle on your face?

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Spinning death stars.

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Oh, jumping...

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What? You got no life!

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That's true.

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We're hamster meat.

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Starry, I'm sorry for calling you

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a dumba-dumba. Help, please.

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Apology accepted.

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I think we, we did it.

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We did it! Oh!

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You hacked me, bro.

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A deal's a deal, so back on the wheel.

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Fine. I don't want to play this dumb game anymore anyway.

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(metallic squeal)

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Starry...

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take us home.

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Actually, Starry, we need to make a little stop first.

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(loud rumbling)

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(crash)

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Hey, oh...

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Good to see you guys.

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Did you get that hamster running again?

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Yep, we sure did.

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Guess what I'm about to do?

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Get my planet enslave on.

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Before you enslave the planet, I want to give you

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a little "thank you" gift.

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Here you go. Have fun.

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Careful, it's addicting.

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I'm just kidding. Don't be careful.

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(laughs)

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Whoa, a Z-Orb. These things are awesome.

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Yep, loaded with games. Anyway, have fun enslaving the world.

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Gonna play a couple games, then I'll get to enslaving

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in, like, a couple hundred years.

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See you online, newb.

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Newb. (laughs) Newb.

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Pwned. (laughs)

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I just said pwned.

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(roars)

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Don't hurt me.

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♪ ♪