How is he doing? Well, he was admitted with neutropenic fever, but his white blood cell count's stabilized. Best I can say is he's not getting any worse. Hey,how ya feeling, Jared? Okay I guess. Okay, I heard your dad arranged a visit from The Rock? I'm 13. I must love wrestling, right? Woo-hoo. Oh, come on. The Rock is a movie star. I mean out of anything in the whole world what could a guy possibily want to see more? Hey guys we need an answer. Name one thing guys wanna see more than anything in the whole, wide world. Okay, we are gonna go with boobs. Show me "Boobs" There they are. Good job! I want to see them on a real girl, a cute girl. You're cute. Oh, janitor. This guy is always bothering me. Don't look at him. Don't talk to him. Don't,,, WHat's your point? Ammonia's too strong? Oh, no I have a.... That's one. Keep pushing. Hey, there, sport. Got your page. This better be good. Paging the Chief Medicine. Dr. Steadman. Resident, and first-class teacher's pet. So I was going over Mr Martinez's chart, it seems like the TIPS procedure he's scheduled for is completely unnecessary. Why would you think that's unnecessary? Well, he's dead. Well, excellent catch Dr........... Dorian. You see me everyday. Say me name. Say it! Martinez, That was the name of the patient, sir. Avery... that's the manufacturer of the clipboard...sir. Fine work, Dr, Fine I hear that! Ammonia's a little strong today. That's two. Boy. Okay, now Rowdy! I swear when you're not here, he does it. Oh, I'm sure I think you should go ahead and do it. I am not flashing my breasts. Why not? It's easy. You go like this.... Oh, that's hot. I went by Pediatrics.They thought it was funny I'm borrowing a sweat shirt Excuse me. What did we agree you would do whenever I left the room? I'm sorry baby. That's better Oh man, Turk is getting it daily, nightly, and ever so rightly! What up dude! Once every 4.2 second a man said something stupid that a woman hears and punishes him for. Luckily, this wasn't one of those times? Why did you just say? Why would you think that Turk and I slept together? Because I'm a nurse. Because I'm Latina? No. It's just you guy have been dating for a while. Do Latina women put out more? Because that's not something I've ever heard. Turk told me. No I didn't . No I swear. He assumed. And did you correct him? You know I have been really busy at the hospital lately. Is that how you see this relationship as some mad dash to the finish line. Because I'll take you into the bath room right now. And that I promise you you'll be walking sideways for the rest of your life because I'll have used all your up and down, Now, is that what you want? No. Good. Because what I want is for this to be a real relationship. I want us to know each other than we know ourselves. wow That's right "wow." Ao if you really want me daily, and nightly and ever so rightly. That sounds like something you'd say show me that you know me. So anyway I think you should let the kid meet the ladies. So, you're the one who told Kelso that Mr Martinez was dead. That's terrific work. Looks liek word get around. What in the name of 'Are you there, God, it's me Margaret' were you thinking. Well, I'm new here. but I'm relatively certain that invasive vascular procedures have a very low success rate on dead people. That TIPS procedure was for Mrs. Blitt down in 103, you see. She doesn't have insurance. Mr. Martinez, on the other hand, had great insurance. Should I talk slower or go get a nurse who speaks fluent moron? You know, I don't mean about it. Well, geez, what the hell do you want from me? I don't know if they taught you this in the land of fairies and puppy-dog tails where you obviously, if not grew up, then at least spend most of your summers, but you are in the real world now. Don't say it. I still think I was right. Once every 6.3 seconds. a man says something stupid, then another man hears and punishes him for. Luckily, this wasn't That is. Oh no! You know what this is? This is me, washing my hands of you. I'll not be in the same room again, starting now. I don't need Dr Cox. Big Jerk. I hate him. Yes Yes!!! Hey, sport. Or should I say, howdy, Mr. Pouty? Sorry sir. It's been a rough day. So I hear. Well, anyway I'm very proud Dr.... Turk. This is my roommate badge. So we must have switched this morning. Oh, that's a great attitude. You should write it down in your journal, then your kid could read about it when you did. If you will promise to go easy on the stories, I'd love you to join me for a round of golf tomorrow. That'd be terrific, sir! Super. You want to show a woman you know her. You gotta buy her a little something something. This doesn't make any sense. non of my patients are improving. I'll buy her flowers Please, it's been done to death. I don't get it. I've done everything by the book. Maybe that's the problem. Maybe you're just approach thing too clincially How about chocolates? with rich cliche centers. Have you been trying treating a patient with something other than traditional medicine? I got it. I'm gonna her a really nice pen. No, she loves to write. She handwrites all of the letters because she said email 's too impersonal That's perfect! Pen is good. All I gotta do is find time to get out of here. Maybe I'll buy her one. Look, all I'm saying is.... there's more to healing than what's in the books. I talk to my patients. I sing to them... Ask them what their hobbies are; and tell them ghost stories about an old sea captain. I thought you'd be interested in that kid Jared's chart. Look at that white blood cell count! And all it took was a visit from The Rock. The Rock is here and nobody told me? The Rock couldn't make it. Well, somebody did something. It felt weird knowing that Dr Cox and I would never be working at the same room again. Check her LFTs and a coax for me. Everytime I think something the opposite happens I'm so not having sex this weekend. You're cute. Who's the persent from? Oh my boyfriend. Really, when did he give it to you? Look at him, pretending like yesterday never happened But If he thinks I'm gonna forgive him without so much as.... Anyway, newbie, the reason I was all bent out of shape yesterday, I accept. don't interrupt me. Come here. Pull that curtain. Mrs Blitiz over there, Mrs. Blitt over there needs the TIPS procedure, no insurance. Well, she can now look forward to a lifetime of encephalopathy and jaundice thanks to Bottom-Line Bob. Is it really that bad. I hate Robert Kelso. I hate his family, I hate his friends, I hate the guy that cleans his vaguely racist little lawn jockey. In fact, I hate anybody who ever even associates with him Is that clear?