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Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.31,0:00:08.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How is he doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.15,0:00:11.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, he was admitted with neutropenic fever, but his white blood cell count's stabilized.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.91,0:00:14.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Best I can say is he's not getting any worse.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.98,0:00:16.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey,how ya feeling, Jared?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.56,0:00:17.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay I guess.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.95,0:00:20.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, I heard your dad arranged a visit from The Rock?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.35,0:00:23.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm 13. I must love wrestling, right? Woo-hoo.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.38,0:00:27.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, come on. The Rock is a movie star. I mean out of anything in the whole world
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.09,0:00:30.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what could a guy possibily want to see more?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.81,0:00:33.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey guys we need an answer.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.00,0:00:38.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Name one thing guys wanna see more than anything in the whole, wide world.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.14,0:00:42.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, we are gonna go with boobs.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.14,0:00:43.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Show me "Boobs"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.83,0:00:49.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There they are. Good job!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.04,0:00:52.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want to see them on a real girl, a cute girl.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.45,0:00:54.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're cute.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.12,0:01:20.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, janitor. This guy is always bothering me. Don't look at him. Don't talk to him. Don't,,,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.98,0:01:22.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WHat's your point?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.78,0:01:24.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ammonia's too strong?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.78,0:01:26.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, no I have a....
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.25,0:01:29.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's one. Keep pushing.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.02,0:01:31.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, there, sport. Got your page.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.19,0:01:34.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This better be good. Paging the Chief Medicine.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.23,0:01:43.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dr. Steadman. Resident, and first-class teacher's pet.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.20,0:01:51.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I was going over Mr Martinez's chart, it seems like the TIPS procedure he's scheduled for is completely unnecessary.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.28,0:01:53.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why would you think that's unnecessary?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.29,0:01:57.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, he's dead.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.02,0:02:02.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, excellent catch Dr...........
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.92,0:02:07.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dorian. You see me everyday. Say me name. Say it!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.04,0:02:10.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Martinez, That was the name of the patient, sir.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.46,0:02:11.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Avery...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.36,0:02:14.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's the manufacturer of the clipboard...sir.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.10,0:02:17.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fine work, Dr, Fine
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.60,0:02:18.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hear that!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.79,0:02:23.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ammonia's a little strong today.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.94,0:02:29.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's two.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.15,0:02:32.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Boy. Okay, now Rowdy!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.22,0:02:38.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I swear when you're not here, he does it.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.26,0:02:39.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I'm sure
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.59,0:02:42.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think you should go ahead and do it.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.36,0:02:44.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am not flashing my breasts.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.06,0:02:47.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why not? It's easy. You go like this....
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.70,0:02:49.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, that's hot.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.50,0:02:55.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I went by Pediatrics.They thought it was funny
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.29,0:03:00.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm borrowing a sweat shirt
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.30,0:03:03.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Excuse me. What did we agree you would do whenever I left the room?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.79,0:03:05.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sorry baby.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.46,0:03:12.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's better
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.52,0:03:17.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh man, Turk is getting it daily, nightly, and ever so rightly!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.83,0:03:19.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What up dude!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.44,0:03:24.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Once every 4.2 second a man said something stupid that a woman hears and punishes him for.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.78,0:03:27.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luckily, this wasn't one of those times?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.94,0:03:30.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why did you just say?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.28,0:03:34.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why would you think that Turk and I slept together?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.48,0:03:37.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because I'm a nurse. Because I'm Latina?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.45,0:03:39.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No. It's just you guy have been dating for a while.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.79,0:03:44.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do Latina women put out more? Because that's not something I've ever heard.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.96,0:03:45.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Turk told me.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.89,0:03:48.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No I didn't . No I swear. He assumed.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.30,0:03:50.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And did you correct him?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.33,0:03:55.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know I have been really busy at the hospital lately.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.37,0:03:59.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is that how you see this relationship as some mad dash to the finish line.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.31,0:04:04.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because I'll take you into the bath room right now. And that I promise you you'll be walking sideways
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.34,0:04:08.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for the rest of your life because I'll have used all your up and down,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.28,0:04:10.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, is that what you want?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.05,0:04:11.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.42,0:04:15.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good. Because what I want is for this to be a real relationship.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.89,0:04:20.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want us to know each other than we know ourselves.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.69,0:04:22.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wow
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.78,0:04:23.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's right "wow."
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.43,0:04:27.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ao if you really want me daily, and nightly and ever so rightly.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.10,0:04:29.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That sounds like something you'd say
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.28,0:04:33.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,show me that you know me.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.47,0:04:38.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So anyway I think you should let the kid meet the ladies.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.10,0:04:40.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, you're the one who told Kelso that Mr Martinez was dead.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.52,0:04:43.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's terrific work.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.15,0:04:45.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Looks liek word get around.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.05,0:04:49.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What in the name of 'Are you there, God, it's me Margaret' were you thinking.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.49,0:04:50.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I'm new here.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.60,0:04:55.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I'm relatively certain that invasive vascular procedures have a very low success rate on dead people.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.75,0:05:00.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That TIPS procedure was for Mrs. Blitt down in 103, you see.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.40,0:05:02.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She doesn't have insurance.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.10,0:05:05.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mr. Martinez, on the other hand, had great insurance.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.24,0:05:08.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Should I talk slower or go get a nurse who speaks fluent moron?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.98,0:05:10.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, I don't mean about it.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.52,0:05:15.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, geez, what the hell do you want from me?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.47,0:05:31.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know if they taught you this in the land of fairies and puppy-dog tails
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.70,0:05:37.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where you obviously, if not grew up, then at least spend most of your summers,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.70,0:05:44.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but you are in the real world now.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.70,0:05:47.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't say it. I still think I was right.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.21,0:05:52.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Once every 6.3 seconds. a man says something stupid, then another man hears
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.46,0:05:53.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and punishes him for.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.42,0:05:54.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luckily, this wasn't
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.78,0:05:56.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.12,0:05:56.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh no!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.64,0:05:58.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know what this is?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.36,0:06:00.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is me, washing my hands of you.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.96,0:06:18.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll not be in the same room again, starting now.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.26,0:06:31.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't need Dr Cox. Big Jerk.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.99,0:06:34.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hate him.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.24,0:06:35.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes Yes!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.43,0:06:41.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, sport. Or should I say, howdy, Mr. Pouty?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.20,0:06:42.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry sir. It's been a rough day.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.77,0:06:46.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I hear. Well, anyway I'm very proud Dr....
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.57,0:06:52.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Turk.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.45,0:06:53.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is my roommate badge.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.81,0:06:55.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So we must have switched this morning.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.48,0:06:59.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, that's a great attitude. You should write it down in your journal,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.45,0:07:02.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then your kid could read about it when you did.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.52,0:07:10.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you will promise to go easy on the stories, I'd love you to join me for a round of golf tomorrow.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.46,0:07:12.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That'd be terrific, sir!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.03,0:07:13.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Super.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.96,0:07:25.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You want to show a woman you know her.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.04,0:07:27.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You gotta buy her a little something something.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.87,0:07:30.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This doesn't make any sense. non of my patients are improving.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.70,0:07:31.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll buy her flowers
Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.88,0:07:36.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please, it's been done to death.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.76,0:07:39.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't get it. I've done everything by the book.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.83,0:07:43.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe that's the problem. Maybe you're just approach thing too clincially
Dialogue: 0,0:07:43.73,0:07:46.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How about chocolates?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:46.93,0:07:49.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with rich cliche centers.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.54,0:07:53.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have you been trying treating a patient with something other than traditional medicine?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.71,0:07:58.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got it. I'm gonna her a really nice pen.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.54,0:08:03.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, she loves to write. She handwrites all of the letters because she said email 's too impersonal
Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.28,0:08:06.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's perfect!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.65,0:08:14.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pen is good.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.96,0:08:18.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All I gotta do is find time to get out of here. Maybe I'll buy her one.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.40,0:08:19.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, all I'm saying is....
Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.30,0:08:25.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there's more to healing than what's in the books. I talk to my patients. I sing to them...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.55,0:08:34.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ask them what their hobbies are; and tell them ghost stories about an old sea captain.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:34.09,0:08:41.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought you'd be interested in that kid Jared's chart.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.42,0:08:43.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at that white blood cell count!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:43.99,0:08:46.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And all it took was a visit from The Rock.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.16,0:08:48.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Rock is here and nobody told me?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.100,0:08:50.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Rock couldn't make it.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.67,0:08:58.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, somebody did something.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.07,0:09:02.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It felt weird knowing that Dr Cox and I would never be working at the same room again.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.44,0:09:05.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Check her LFTs and a coax for me.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:05.06,0:09:07.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everytime I think something the opposite happens
Dialogue: 0,0:09:07.25,0:09:09.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm so not having sex this weekend.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.25,0:09:13.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're cute.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:13.42,0:09:16.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who's the persent from?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.26,0:09:17.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my boyfriend.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:17.42,0:09:19.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Really, when did he give it to you?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.63,0:09:21.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at him, pretending like yesterday never happened
Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.36,0:09:23.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But If he thinks I'm gonna forgive him without so much as....
Dialogue: 0,0:09:23.90,0:09:26.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyway, newbie, the reason I was all bent out of shape yesterday,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.47,0:09:27.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I accept.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:27.30,0:09:28.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,don't interrupt me.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.57,0:09:30.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come here.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.84,0:09:33.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pull that curtain.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:33.24,0:09:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mrs Blitiz over there, Mrs. Blitt over there needs the TIPS procedure, no insurance.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.02,0:09:42.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, she can now look forward to a lifetime of encephalopathy and jaundice
Dialogue: 0,0:09:42.12,0:09:44.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thanks to Bottom-Line Bob.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:44.15,0:09:45.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is it really that bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:45.48,0:09:48.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hate Robert Kelso. I hate his family, I hate his friends,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:48.72,0:09:51.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hate the guy that cleans his vaguely racist little lawn jockey.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:52.07,0:09:54.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In fact, I hate anybody who ever even associates with him
Dialogue: 0,0:09:54.83,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is that clear?