1 00:00:07,314 --> 00:00:08,150 How is he doing? 2 00:00:08,150 --> 00:00:11,912 Well, he was admitted with neutropenic fever, but his white blood cell count's stabilized. 3 00:00:11,912 --> 00:00:14,977 Best I can say is he's not getting any worse. 4 00:00:14,977 --> 00:00:16,556 Hey,how ya feeling, Jared? 5 00:00:16,556 --> 00:00:17,951 Okay I guess. 6 00:00:17,951 --> 00:00:20,354 Okay, I heard your dad arranged a visit from The Rock? 7 00:00:20,354 --> 00:00:23,382 I'm 13. I must love wrestling, right? Woo-hoo. 8 00:00:23,382 --> 00:00:27,094 Oh, come on. The Rock is a movie star. I mean out of anything in the whole world 9 00:00:27,094 --> 00:00:30,813 what could a guy possibily want to see more? 10 00:00:30,813 --> 00:00:33,958 Hey guys we need an answer. 11 00:00:34,001 --> 00:00:38,138 Name one thing guys wanna see more than anything in the whole, wide world. 12 00:00:38,138 --> 00:00:42,142 Okay, we are gonna go with boobs. 13 00:00:42,142 --> 00:00:43,488 Show me "Boobs" 14 00:00:43,827 --> 00:00:49,041 There they are. Good job! 15 00:00:49,041 --> 00:00:52,452 I want to see them on a real girl, a cute girl. 16 00:00:52,452 --> 00:00:54,468 You're cute. 17 00:01:13,120 --> 00:01:20,981 Oh, janitor. This guy is always bothering me. Don't look at him. Don't talk to him. Don't,,, 18 00:01:20,981 --> 00:01:22,779 WHat's your point? 19 00:01:22,779 --> 00:01:24,776 Ammonia's too strong? 20 00:01:24,776 --> 00:01:26,253 Oh, no I have a.... 21 00:01:26,253 --> 00:01:29,022 That's one. Keep pushing. 22 00:01:29,022 --> 00:01:31,191 Hey, there, sport. Got your page. 23 00:01:31,191 --> 00:01:34,228 This better be good. Paging the Chief Medicine. 24 00:01:34,228 --> 00:01:43,203 Dr. Steadman. Resident, and first-class teacher's pet. 25 00:01:43,203 --> 00:01:51,278 So I was going over Mr Martinez's chart, it seems like the TIPS procedure he's scheduled for is completely unnecessary. 26 00:01:51,278 --> 00:01:53,290 Why would you think that's unnecessary? 27 00:01:53,290 --> 00:01:57,017 Well, he's dead. 28 00:01:57,017 --> 00:02:02,923 Well, excellent catch Dr........... 29 00:02:02,923 --> 00:02:07,036 Dorian. You see me everyday. Say me name. Say it! 30 00:02:07,036 --> 00:02:10,464 Martinez, That was the name of the patient, sir. 31 00:02:10,464 --> 00:02:11,355 Avery... 32 00:02:11,355 --> 00:02:14,101 that's the manufacturer of the clipboard...sir. 33 00:02:14,101 --> 00:02:17,604 Fine work, Dr, Fine 34 00:02:17,604 --> 00:02:18,786 I hear that! 35 00:02:18,786 --> 00:02:23,944 Ammonia's a little strong today. 36 00:02:23,944 --> 00:02:29,149 That's two. 37 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:32,219 Boy. Okay, now Rowdy! 38 00:02:32,219 --> 00:02:38,258 I swear when you're not here, he does it. 39 00:02:38,258 --> 00:02:39,593 Oh, I'm sure 40 00:02:39,593 --> 00:02:42,362 I think you should go ahead and do it. 41 00:02:42,362 --> 00:02:44,064 I am not flashing my breasts. 42 00:02:44,064 --> 00:02:47,701 Why not? It's easy. You go like this.... 43 00:02:47,701 --> 00:02:49,503 Oh, that's hot. 44 00:02:49,503 --> 00:02:55,287 I went by Pediatrics.They thought it was funny 45 00:02:55,287 --> 00:03:00,303 I'm borrowing a sweat shirt 46 00:03:00,303 --> 00:03:03,786 Excuse me. What did we agree you would do whenever I left the room? 47 00:03:03,786 --> 00:03:05,458 I'm sorry baby. 48 00:03:05,458 --> 00:03:12,517 That's better 49 00:03:12,517 --> 00:03:17,831 Oh man, Turk is getting it daily, nightly, and ever so rightly! 50 00:03:17,831 --> 00:03:19,436 What up dude! 51 00:03:19,436 --> 00:03:24,777 Once every 4.2 second a man said something stupid that a woman hears and punishes him for. 52 00:03:24,777 --> 00:03:27,935 Luckily, this wasn't one of those times? 53 00:03:27,935 --> 00:03:30,277 Why did you just say? 54 00:03:30,277 --> 00:03:34,481 Why would you think that Turk and I slept together? 55 00:03:34,481 --> 00:03:37,451 Because I'm a nurse. Because I'm Latina? 56 00:03:37,451 --> 00:03:39,786 No. It's just you guy have been dating for a while. 57 00:03:39,786 --> 00:03:44,958 Do Latina women put out more? Because that's not something I've ever heard. 58 00:03:44,958 --> 00:03:45,893 Turk told me. 59 00:03:45,893 --> 00:03:48,295 No I didn't . No I swear. He assumed. 60 00:03:48,295 --> 00:03:50,330 And did you correct him? 61 00:03:50,330 --> 00:03:55,369 You know I have been really busy at the hospital lately. 62 00:03:55,369 --> 00:03:59,306 Is that how you see this relationship as some mad dash to the finish line. 63 00:03:59,306 --> 00:04:04,344 Because I'll take you into the bath room right now. And that I promise you you'll be walking sideways 64 00:04:04,344 --> 00:04:08,282 for the rest of your life because I'll have used all your up and down, 65 00:04:08,282 --> 00:04:10,050 Now, is that what you want? 66 00:04:10,050 --> 00:04:11,418 No. 67 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:15,889 Good. Because what I want is for this to be a real relationship. 68 00:04:15,889 --> 00:04:20,690 I want us to know each other than we know ourselves. 69 00:04:20,690 --> 00:04:22,780 wow 70 00:04:22,780 --> 00:04:23,430 That's right "wow." 71 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:27,099 Ao if you really want me daily, and nightly and ever so rightly. 72 00:04:27,099 --> 00:04:29,282 That sounds like something you'd say 73 00:04:29,282 --> 00:04:33,473 show me that you know me. 74 00:04:33,473 --> 00:04:38,105 So anyway I think you should let the kid meet the ladies. 75 00:04:38,105 --> 00:04:40,520 So, you're the one who told Kelso that Mr Martinez was dead. 76 00:04:40,520 --> 00:04:43,150 That's terrific work. 77 00:04:43,150 --> 00:04:45,052 Looks liek word get around. 78 00:04:45,052 --> 00:04:49,489 What in the name of 'Are you there, God, it's me Margaret' were you thinking. 79 00:04:49,489 --> 00:04:50,598 Well, I'm new here. 80 00:04:50,598 --> 00:04:55,753 but I'm relatively certain that invasive vascular procedures have a very low success rate on dead people. 81 00:04:55,753 --> 00:05:00,400 That TIPS procedure was for Mrs. Blitt down in 103, you see. 82 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:02,102 She doesn't have insurance. 83 00:05:02,102 --> 00:05:05,239 Mr. Martinez, on the other hand, had great insurance. 84 00:05:05,239 --> 00:05:08,976 Should I talk slower or go get a nurse who speaks fluent moron? 85 00:05:08,976 --> 00:05:10,520 You know, I don't mean about it. 86 00:05:10,520 --> 00:05:15,235 Well, geez, what the hell do you want from me? 87 00:05:29,468 --> 00:05:31,698 I don't know if they taught you this in the land of fairies and puppy-dog tails 88 00:05:31,698 --> 00:05:37,704 where you obviously, if not grew up, then at least spend most of your summers, 89 00:05:37,704 --> 00:05:44,700 but you are in the real world now. 90 00:05:44,700 --> 00:05:47,208 Don't say it. I still think I was right. 91 00:05:47,208 --> 00:05:52,456 Once every 6.3 seconds. a man says something stupid, then another man hears 92 00:05:52,456 --> 00:05:53,420 and punishes him for. 93 00:05:53,420 --> 00:05:54,778 Luckily, this wasn't 94 00:05:54,778 --> 00:05:56,124 That is. 95 00:05:56,124 --> 00:05:56,635 Oh no! 96 00:05:56,635 --> 00:05:58,358 You know what this is? 97 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:00,961 This is me, washing my hands of you. 98 00:06:00,961 --> 00:06:18,044 I'll not be in the same room again, starting now. 99 00:06:29,259 --> 00:06:31,992 I don't need Dr Cox. Big Jerk. 100 00:06:31,992 --> 00:06:34,241 I hate him. 101 00:06:34,241 --> 00:06:35,862 Yes Yes!!! 102 00:06:38,431 --> 00:06:41,201 Hey, sport. Or should I say, howdy, Mr. Pouty? 103 00:06:41,201 --> 00:06:42,773 Sorry sir. It's been a rough day. 104 00:06:42,773 --> 00:06:46,573 So I hear. Well, anyway I'm very proud Dr.... 105 00:06:46,573 --> 00:06:52,446 Turk. 106 00:06:52,446 --> 00:06:53,814 This is my roommate badge. 107 00:06:53,814 --> 00:06:55,482 So we must have switched this morning. 108 00:06:55,482 --> 00:06:59,453 Oh, that's a great attitude. You should write it down in your journal, 109 00:06:59,453 --> 00:07:02,523 then your kid could read about it when you did. 110 00:07:02,523 --> 00:07:10,464 If you will promise to go easy on the stories, I'd love you to join me for a round of golf tomorrow. 111 00:07:10,464 --> 00:07:12,030 That'd be terrific, sir! 112 00:07:12,030 --> 00:07:13,284 Super. 113 00:07:22,961 --> 00:07:25,045 You want to show a woman you know her. 114 00:07:25,045 --> 00:07:27,866 You gotta buy her a little something something. 115 00:07:27,866 --> 00:07:30,699 This doesn't make any sense. non of my patients are improving. 116 00:07:30,699 --> 00:07:31,885 I'll buy her flowers 117 00:07:31,885 --> 00:07:36,757 Please, it's been done to death. 118 00:07:36,757 --> 00:07:39,826 I don't get it. I've done everything by the book. 119 00:07:39,826 --> 00:07:43,730 Maybe that's the problem. Maybe you're just approach thing too clincially 120 00:07:43,730 --> 00:07:46,934 How about chocolates? 121 00:07:46,934 --> 00:07:49,536 with rich cliche centers. 122 00:07:49,536 --> 00:07:53,707 Have you been trying treating a patient with something other than traditional medicine? 123 00:07:53,707 --> 00:07:58,545 I got it. I'm gonna her a really nice pen. 124 00:07:58,545 --> 00:08:03,283 No, she loves to write. She handwrites all of the letters because she said email 's too impersonal 125 00:08:03,283 --> 00:08:06,653 That's perfect! 126 00:08:06,653 --> 00:08:14,962 Pen is good. 127 00:08:14,962 --> 00:08:18,398 All I gotta do is find time to get out of here. Maybe I'll buy her one. 128 00:08:18,398 --> 00:08:19,213 Look, all I'm saying is.... 129 00:08:19,305 --> 00:08:25,552 there's more to healing than what's in the books. I talk to my patients. I sing to them... 130 00:08:25,552 --> 00:08:34,090 Ask them what their hobbies are; and tell them ghost stories about an old sea captain. 131 00:08:34,090 --> 00:08:41,421 I thought you'd be interested in that kid Jared's chart. 132 00:08:41,421 --> 00:08:43,991 Look at that white blood cell count! 133 00:08:43,991 --> 00:08:46,164 And all it took was a visit from The Rock. 134 00:08:46,164 --> 00:08:48,997 The Rock is here and nobody told me? 135 00:08:48,997 --> 00:08:50,669 The Rock couldn't make it. 136 00:08:50,669 --> 00:08:58,071 Well, somebody did something. 137 00:08:58,071 --> 00:09:02,442 It felt weird knowing that Dr Cox and I would never be working at the same room again. 138 00:09:02,442 --> 00:09:05,065 Check her LFTs and a coax for me. 139 00:09:05,065 --> 00:09:07,248 Everytime I think something the opposite happens 140 00:09:07,248 --> 00:09:09,249 I'm so not having sex this weekend. 141 00:09:09,249 --> 00:09:13,420 You're cute. 142 00:09:13,420 --> 00:09:16,257 Who's the persent from? 143 00:09:16,257 --> 00:09:17,424 Oh my boyfriend. 144 00:09:17,424 --> 00:09:19,626 Really, when did he give it to you? 145 00:09:19,626 --> 00:09:21,361 Look at him, pretending like yesterday never happened 146 00:09:21,361 --> 00:09:23,897 But If he thinks I'm gonna forgive him without so much as.... 147 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:26,466 Anyway, newbie, the reason I was all bent out of shape yesterday, 148 00:09:26,466 --> 00:09:27,301 I accept. 149 00:09:27,301 --> 00:09:28,569 don't interrupt me. 150 00:09:28,569 --> 00:09:30,839 Come here. 151 00:09:30,839 --> 00:09:33,240 Pull that curtain. 152 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:38,003 Mrs Blitiz over there, Mrs. Blitt over there needs the TIPS procedure, no insurance. 153 00:09:38,019 --> 00:09:42,124 Well, she can now look forward to a lifetime of encephalopathy and jaundice 154 00:09:42,124 --> 00:09:44,151 thanks to Bottom-Line Bob. 155 00:09:44,151 --> 00:09:45,485 Is it really that bad. 156 00:09:45,485 --> 00:09:48,722 I hate Robert Kelso. I hate his family, I hate his friends, 157 00:09:48,722 --> 00:09:51,992 I hate the guy that cleans his vaguely racist little lawn jockey. 158 00:09:52,069 --> 00:09:54,828 In fact, I hate anybody who ever even associates with him 159 00:09:54,828 --> 99:59:59,999 Is that clear?