Oh, hey guys!

We're just sitting on a couch, 
covered in bed sheets...

and wearing our sexiest 
clothes we could find.

Hers is sexy. She's wearing me on her chest.

-I'm wearing my girlfriend, Garfield.
-(laughs)

This is about to get real weird.

Um...this is about to be
the weirdest thing we've--

I've ever done on my channel.

And I've done a lot of weird shit.

We were at the store and we saw

these candy underwear and candy bras

and we were joking, like, 
"What if we did a challenge...

where we put them on, 69'd...

and the challenge can be
who could eat it the fastest."

And then we laughed 
and said, "That's terrible."

And then we bought them

and decided to turn 
the camera on and do it.

-So...we've hit rock bottom.
-Basically.

Thanks for joining us.

So on my channel we're going
to be doing the bottoms.

And then on her channel we're 
going to be doing the tops.

Yeah! I'm always the top
in this relationship.

I mean, I take it on the bottom, 
so I guess that makes sense.

-Alright, you ready?
-Yeah.

Alright! Strap them--strap up!

Oh my God, am I a plus size candy girl?

-(Lisa) Oh, my...
-(Shane) These are kind of cute!

(Lisa) Yeah, totes into it.

-(Shane) They're not staying.
-(LIsa) Oh! Uh-Uh.

Do you have to have 
your shoes on for this?!

I'm a lady.

-Oh...
-Here we go!

-Oh my God!
-Oh ho ho!

-(laughs) 
-This was a terrible idea.

-Alright. 
-Here we go.

-(laughs)
-Your butt--this way isn't fair!

-How come I got your ass?!
-You're welcome!

-No hands. 
-No hands.

And go.

(both laugh)

You're ruining it!

(crunching noises)

I'm going to break my teeth!

This tastes [inaudible].

You're sitting into my face!

(laughs)

(Shane) I can't breath!

I can't eat it!

(Shane) Ow!

-I need to get down in there.
-Aahhh!

Oh my God.

[inaudible dialogue]

[through mouthful of candy]
Got to get rid of this. I'm choking...

We don't have to swallow, right?

-You always have to swallow.
-A lady never swallows.

This is honestly the most 
unsexual thing I've ever done.

I cannot even eat one,
if my life depended on it.

Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! (laughs)

(crunching noises)

Ugh!

-Have you made a dent?
-Not even close. Have you?

-(laughs) No. I can see your asshole.
-Yes!

-Alright, let's do this. 
-(Lisa squeals and laughs)

(continues laughing)

Ahhh! I'm drowning in your chonies!

Ow! Owww! I hate this.

Okay. You for sure won.

Alright, let's see who 
made a bigger dent.

(Shane) Well, you did nothing. 
Did you even do it?!

(Lisa) I was having trouble.

(Shane) Turn around. Show them.

Not only did I break the ass, but--

You can't really tell, but I got a lot.

This is the stupidest thing I've ever done.

Thumbs up!

-Question of the day: 
-Whose ass do you want to eat out?

And if you want to see us
do boobs, go to her channel.

-That's going to be weird.
-That's going to be painful.

-You got my gum all over...
-(laughs)

Alright, you guys. Hope you had
fun hanging out with us.

We had fun hanging out with you!

Have a great day!

Make sure to go over to Lisa's channel

to check out the boobs

and I'll see you tomorrow. Bye!

-You taste real good, babe.
-Your ass tasted...sweet.

-(laughs)
-Goodbye! Mwah!

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