WEBVTT 00:00:49.001 --> 00:01:03.001 That isn't me. Shit. 00:01:03.001 --> 00:01:06.002 Sorry about that. What's your name? 00:01:06.002 --> 00:01:09.001 Blue. 00:01:09.001 --> 00:01:11.002 You kiss? Yeah. 00:01:11.002 --> 00:01:12.002 Wow. 00:01:12.002 --> 00:01:15.002 Yeah, we kiss. What's the criteria for kissing? 00:01:15.002 --> 00:01:19.002 I mean how do you determine who you're gonna-- I know what criteria means. 00:01:19.002 --> 00:01:34.001 There is no set of criteria, it's just instinct. 00:01:34.001 --> 00:01:41.001 What do you like? 00:01:41.001 --> 00:01:50.001 Oh, shit, I'm sorry. I thought that I turned that off. 00:01:50.001 --> 00:01:56.001 I'm such a bad girl. I'll make it up to you. 00:01:56.001 --> 00:01:58.002 With a discount? 00:01:58.002 --> 00:02:01.001 No. 00:02:01.001 --> 00:02:06.001 In kind. In quality. 00:02:06.001 --> 00:02:10.001 I just have to make this call. I'll give you the discount. Twenty percent. 00:02:10.001 --> 00:02:12.002 Fifty. Oh, c'mon. 00:02:12.002 --> 00:02:15.002 What? Ok then, come on out here. Come on. 00:02:15.002 --> 00:02:20.001 Ok, thirty-three percent. 00:02:20.001 --> 00:02:24.002 Hey. Hey, you're kidding me here. You can't wait for me to call you back? 00:02:24.002 --> 00:02:28.002 Right now? Ok, what's the question? 00:02:28.002 --> 00:02:32.001 What are the vectors? 00:02:32.001 --> 00:02:38.001 Then, ok, the third variable's gotta be a multiple of pi, otherwise the continuum... 00:02:38.001 --> 00:02:41.002 Mhm. Yeah, a derivative, it's called a derivative. 00:02:41.002 --> 00:03:04.001 No, that's right, that's right. I'll call you back in an hour. 00:03:04.001 --> 00:03:08.001 What was all that stuff about vectors? 00:03:08.001 --> 00:03:12.001 That's none of your bee's wax. 00:03:12.001 --> 00:03:18.001 It's on my dime. I mean, even at a thirty-three percent discount, it's still my dime. 00:03:18.001 --> 00:03:22.001 My son. Homework. 00:03:22.001 --> 00:03:28.001 How old is he? Thirteen. 00:03:28.001 --> 00:03:33.001 AP Physics. Wow. 00:03:33.001 --> 00:03:42.001 Shhhh, don't look at that. 00:03:42.001 --> 00:03:45.002 What's his name? 00:03:45.002 --> 00:03:48.002 Albert Einstein. 00:03:48.002 --> 00:03:51.001 Blue, huh? 00:03:51.001 --> 00:03:54.002 Did you pick that name on your own? 00:03:54.002 --> 00:03:57.002 Oh, so you like to talk? 00:03:57.002 --> 00:04:04.001 Yeah. Maybe it's your real name. 00:04:04.001 --> 00:04:14.001 Maybe it is. 00:04:14.001 --> 00:04:17.002 Oh. Oh God. 00:04:17.002 --> 00:04:19.001 Oh. 00:04:19.001 --> 00:04:23.002 I knew a Blue once, from Simi valley. 00:04:23.002 --> 00:04:29.001 Her real name was Francine. 00:04:29.001 --> 00:04:34.001 Cooper. 00:04:34.001 --> 00:04:38.001 Nice to see you again, too. 00:04:38.001 --> 00:04:42.002 You piece of shit, you think you know me? You don't know shit about me. 00:04:42.002 --> 00:04:47.002 I'm going up there next week, I'm going up there for my mom's sixtieth. I haven't been there in, like eleven years. 00:04:47.002 --> 00:04:49.002 Well now you've got a story to tell. 00:04:49.002 --> 00:04:50.002 What's the story? 00:04:50.002 --> 00:04:52.002 Local girl makes good. 00:04:52.002 --> 00:04:54.002 Well she's doing better than I am. 00:04:54.002 --> 00:04:57.002 Well what do you do for a living? 00:04:57.002 --> 00:05:01.001 I don't know yet. I spent some time... 00:05:01.001 --> 00:05:05.001 Doing time. 00:05:05.001 --> 00:05:08.001 Cooper. 00:05:08.001 --> 00:05:12.002 You were just having sex with me, you pig. 00:05:12.002 --> 00:05:16.001 At a discount. 00:05:16.001 --> 00:05:22.002 Yeah, well, I don't do this full time, so, it's just to make ends meet. 00:05:22.002 --> 00:05:29.001 Make ends meet, you make rear ends meet. 00:05:29.001 --> 00:05:32.002 You always had that. 00:05:32.002 --> 00:05:34.002 You were good with words. 00:05:34.002 --> 00:05:36.002 Was I? 00:05:36.002 --> 00:05:43.001 What else was I? 00:05:43.001 --> 00:05:47.002 You were funny. You were a fast runner. 00:05:47.002 --> 00:05:52.001 You did magic tricks. 00:05:52.001 --> 00:06:00.001 You were the girl we all wanted to kiss. 00:06:00.001 --> 00:06:03.002 Your mother's turning sixty, wow. 00:06:03.002 --> 00:06:17.001 My old man, too. 00:06:17.001 --> 00:06:23.001 What's up? Well did you try the primary numbers? 00:06:23.001 --> 00:06:34.001 Ok, just try-- 00:06:34.001 --> 00:06:38.000 Josh. 00:06:38.000 --> 00:06:43.002 Josh? It's Cooper. I'm a friend of your mom's. Read me the problem. 00:06:43.002 --> 00:06:49.001 Well try me. No, we're just friends 00:06:49.001 --> 00:06:55.001 Read me the problem, pal. 00:06:55.001 --> 00:06:59.002 Yeah, ok. Take a mean of the vectors and then use an algorithm to calculate the acceleration. 00:06:59.002 --> 00:07:03.002 Then after you've done that, call me back and I'll talk you through the rest of it. 00:07:03.002 --> 99:59:59.999 Yeah, we'll be right here. Ok, get on it then.