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Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.88,0:00:14.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ei, Deus?\NSou eu, Ellen?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.49,0:00:15.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Posso te fazer uma pergunta?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.99,0:00:17.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Como eu aviso a minha amiga Oprah
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.57,0:00:18.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Que ela vai ser mais humilhada
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.60,0:00:19.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do que o Stedman?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.42,0:00:20.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vou fazer sua cabeηa girar
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.28,0:00:21.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Em matιria de rimas
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.16,0:00:21.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eu tenho a manha
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.97,0:00:23.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,E se sua intenηγo ι me enfrentar
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.48,0:00:24.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ι melhor avisar
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.41,0:00:26.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Que vocκ estα prestes a ser lambida\NPor uma lιsbica
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.27,0:00:28.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vou te derrubar do seu trono
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.10,0:00:29.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tirar sarro de tudo que vocκ tem
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.49,0:00:31.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eu tenho a capacidade para fazer o Dr. Phil dizer
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.13,0:00:32.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Ι melhor nγo mexer com ela"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.50,0:00:34.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pode dizer pra Rachael Ray
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.12,0:00:35.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,QUe minha receita favorita
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.56,0:00:37.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ι Oprah Winfrey picotada
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.13,0:00:39.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Em um milhγo de pedacinhos
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.45,0:00:40.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eu sou a rainha da TV
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.62,0:00:42.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,E estou aqui para te destruir
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.51,0:00:43.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Entγo olhe debaixo do seu assento
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.77,0:00:45.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Porque tenho algo pra vocκ
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.95,0:00:47.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vocκ nγo pode nem sonhar
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.13,0:00:48.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Em ser metade da fodona que Oprah ι
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.87,0:00:50.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vou atrair minhas mγos
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.02,0:00:50.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Para o seu pescoηo
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.75,0:00:52.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,E te estrangular ao estilo Deepak
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.57,0:00:54.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Garota, seu show parece um zoolσgico
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.12,0:00:55.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vocκ faz a Semana dos Gatinhos
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.44,0:00:57.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,E danηa como uma galinha
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.08,0:00:58.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Participando do Drunk Kitchen
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.63,0:01:00.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vocκ interpretou um peixe com problema de memσria
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.37,0:01:02.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eu sou uma atriz indicada ao Oscar
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.02,0:01:03.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Meu nome ι sinτnimo de poder
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.62,0:01:05.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mesmo escrito ao contrαrio
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.73,0:01:07.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sim, vocκ tem esse poder
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.14,0:01:08.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Assim como eu tenho os gatinhos
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.90,0:01:10.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tambιm mostro cachorrinhos
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.28,0:01:11.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Crianηas talentosas
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.34,0:01:11.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,E luvas
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.95,0:01:13.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gosto de coisas fofas\NQue fazem as pessoas sorrirem
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.89,0:01:15.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fazer todo mundo se sentir bem
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.58,0:01:17.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Faηo uma dancinha e a platιia vai ao delνrio
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.23,0:01:18.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vou te chutar de volta para a Miracle Mile
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.88,0:01:20.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Achei que tinha avisado
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.33,0:01:21.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Seu reinado matinal acabou
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.89,0:01:23.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vou pular em cima da Oprah
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.42,0:01:25.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Como Tom Cruise no sofα
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.14,0:01:26.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,De ABC a LGBT
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.88,0:01:28.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ΐ NBC, e agora ι tudo comigo
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.54,0:01:29.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eu sou a melhor MC
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.38,0:01:30.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,E a maior estrela
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.17,0:01:30.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,E vou te atazanar
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.99,0:01:32.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Como impostos sobre um carro grαtis
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.27,0:01:33.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sua boca estα fazendo promessas
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.50,0:01:35.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Que seus mullets nγo podem cumprir, moηa
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.42,0:01:36.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vou enfiar meus fabulsoso sapatos
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.97,0:01:38.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No meio das suas calηas, baby
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.86,0:01:40.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vocκ segue minha lideranηa
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.34,0:01:42.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pois eu tracei o caminho para vocκ
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.01,0:01:43.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vocκ vem atrαs de mim
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.16,0:01:44.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Num Porsche de segunda mγo
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.76,0:01:46.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Olhe as 500 da Fortune
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.45,0:01:47.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eu sou um fenτmeno de mνdia
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.80,0:01:49.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,O Dalai Lama e Obama
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.68,0:01:51.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tκm meu celular memorizado
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.86,0:01:52.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tente me enfrentar
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.79,0:01:55.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,E eu vou fazer o mercado quebrar
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.06,0:01:56.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Depois que experimenta Oprah
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.52,0:01:58.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vocκ nγo volta mais
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.79,0:02:00.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,QUEM VENCEU?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.43,0:02:01.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,QUEM SΓO OS PRΣXIMOS?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.99,0:02:04.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,VOCΚ DECIDE!