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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.75,0:00:14.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey God it's me Ellen
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.59,0:00:15.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,can I ask you a question?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.99,0:00:17.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how do I tell my friend Oprah
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.54,0:00:18.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,she's gonna get more whipped
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.74,0:00:19.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,than Stedman
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.49,0:00:20.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll make her head spin
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.32,0:00:21.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when it comes to rhymes
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.16,0:00:21.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got a penchant
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.95,0:00:23.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so if battling me is your intention
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.36,0:00:24.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I better mention
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.37,0:00:26.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're bout to get licked by a lesbian
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.34,0:00:27.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oh I'll knock you off of your throne
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.90,0:00:29.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,take a shot at everything you OWN
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.52,0:00:31.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got the skill to make Doctor Phil say
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.13,0:00:32.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think you better just leave her alone
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.62,0:00:34.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you can tell Rachael Ray
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.08,0:00:35.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that my favorite recipe
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.54,0:00:37.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is chopping Oprah Winfrey up
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.23,0:00:39.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,into a million little pieces
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.45,0:00:40.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm the Queen of TV
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.59,0:00:42.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I'm here to destroy ya
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.22,0:00:43.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so check under your seat
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.72,0:00:45.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because I got something for ya
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.92,0:00:47.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you can't even hope
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.13,0:00:48.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to be as half as dope as Oprah
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.85,0:00:49.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll attract my hands
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.98,0:00:50.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,around your throat
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.85,0:00:52.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and Deepak choke ya
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.48,0:00:54.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,girl your show's a petting zoo
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.18,0:00:55.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you do a week on kittens
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.55,0:00:56.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you dance like a chicken
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.74,0:00:58.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who snuck into Drunk Kitchen
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.71,0:01:00.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you played a fish with brain damage
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.34,0:01:02.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a nominated actress
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.02,0:01:03.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,name's synonymous with power
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.67,0:01:04.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,spell it forwards or backwards
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.87,0:01:07.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes you've got that power
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.01,0:01:08.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and yes I've got those kittens
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.56,0:01:10.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I also feature puppies
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.28,0:01:11.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,talented children
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.28,0:01:12.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and mittens
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.93,0:01:13.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I like cute things that make people smile
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.89,0:01:15.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,make everybody feel good for a while
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.52,0:01:17.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,do a little dance and the crowd goes wild
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.23,0:01:18.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,kick you right back to the miracle mile
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.94,0:01:20.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought I told ya
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.24,0:01:21.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your daytime reign is over
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.89,0:01:23.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm jumping over Oprah
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.42,0:01:25.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like I'm Tom Cruise on a sofa
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.09,0:01:27.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from ABC to LGBT
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.08,0:01:28.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to NBC and now it's all me
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.72,0:01:29.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm the best emcee
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.75,0:01:30.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the biggest star
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.37,0:01:31.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I'll bite you in the ass
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.06,0:01:32.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like the tax on a free car
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.21,0:01:33.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your mouth is writing checks
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.65,0:01:35.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your mullet can't cash lady
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.34,0:01:36.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll lodge my fabulous shoe
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.72,0:01:38.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,up your suit pants baby
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.52,0:01:40.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you follow my lead
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.18,0:01:42.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cause I paved the road for ya
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.06,0:01:43.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you drive behind me
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.87,0:01:44.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in a secondhand Porsche
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.68,0:01:46.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,check the fortune 500
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.30,0:01:47.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a media wonder
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.68,0:01:49.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the Dalai Lama and Obama
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.70,0:01:51.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,memorize my cell number
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.64,0:01:52.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,try to beef with me
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.87,0:01:54.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll make the whole market crash honey
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.94,0:01:56.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,once you go Oprah
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.60,0:01:58.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you can't go back
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.06,0:02:00.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who won?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.28,0:02:02.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who's next?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.03,0:02:04.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You decide