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經典饒舌爭霸戰

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路易斯與克拉克 (美國探險家)

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對戰

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阿比與阿弟 (80年代科幻喜劇主角)

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開始

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你不要拿路易斯與克拉克為敵

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因在挑戰者上殺出條血路

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不費「遊公園｣之力

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再給他們大堆

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地圖和精準航圖

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準確地顯示我們的足跡

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在他們屁股畫下記號

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我們倆語言大師遊片土地

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吐出的比熔爐更有火氣

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我會收走你的咪

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像路易斯安那購地

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不稂不莠

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你的未來化身該先先通知

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快穿梭時空和

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將電話亭交還給博士

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我們發現熊與河貍

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及土撥鼠和黃鼠狼

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響尾蛇同鯰魚

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貓頭鷹，雲雀與老鷹

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別忘豐富的植物種類

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根據我們所觀察得到

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這兩條撥草尋蛇的契弟

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正面臨頻危絕種

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我啟迪拓荒者

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和四面八方旅遊者

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你卻留下空氣吉他

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和《豬頭，我的車咧？》

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我倆過五關斬六將

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於大自然長途跋涉

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快過主吧

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但叫阿比繼母

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不見生外膽怯

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阿比媽咪真的索

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但那句亦太十惡不赦

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我聽過更猖獗的侮辱

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從蘇格拉底屎眼而瀉

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她是我後母呀，阿弟

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我們之間需保持優秀

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教教這兩男童軍如何

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在聖迪馬斯一起格鬥

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我們極速搞定你

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如比利小子掏槍快射

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你即將被我們狠狠爆破

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薩卡「春袋｣亞

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一個年輕母親為你和士兵的保姆

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他們該由那嬰兒帶頭

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放你在搖籃板內當小寶寶

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如果那些土著佬知道

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那些白人會搶走居地

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他們會在達科他及時阻止

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他們該投「蘇 (訴)｣你

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為何不回去探索

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拿破崙的老沼澤

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否則你只會發現你探索隊

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最得意洋洋地被踐踏

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你聽到嘛，梅里韋瑟？

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我猜他們想鬥嘴

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我揪尼歐

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我揪那個

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無人問津的小卒

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從布萊克伊格爾瀑布

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到太平洋

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我們將「舌｣放在「疶病｣

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因饒舌太猖

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沒有魯弗斯你們根本是費物

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而我倆是開拓者

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你們不能找出從OK便利店的出路

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請反斗智多星來

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你倆與我倆對決沒有資格

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聽你們的爛歌詞

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好比⟪暢遊鬼門關⟫

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老友，他們把我粉綷了

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我們實在太低B

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怎麼辦？

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不知呀

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保持優秀

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魯弗斯！

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他講得無錯

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我們不須接受這種虐待

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兩個像保羅·班揚的男人

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穿著像鞋的麻布袋

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你們順河流一道航行

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我們穿梭四次元空間

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拯救窈窕淑女

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再趕回上留堂班

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我預見你的未來，路易斯先生

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而我不想太過粗魯

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但有雷慎入

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你真的自殺了呀，大佬

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因此我們放你一條生路

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給你們一個輝煌獎章

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而我們已獲得勝利

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為「狂野曼人｣增光自強

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誰贏？

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下次又是誰？

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你來決定啦！

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譯者：Gabriel Tsang