[Script Info] Title: [Events] Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.12,0:00:13.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Non puoi iniziare subito con Lewis e Clark Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.03,0:00:14.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,perché ci apriamo un varco tra gli MC Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.72,0:00:15.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,che per noi è una passeggiata! Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.99,0:00:17.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,E poi gli consegniamo un malloppo Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.28,0:00:18.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,di mappe e studi accurati Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.66,0:00:19.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,che mostrano con precisione dove Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.89,0:00:21.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,le nostre impronte si geolocalizzano sul loro culo! Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.59,0:00:22.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Siamo due parolieri in viaggio Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.86,0:00:24.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,che sputano fuoco peggio di una fornace Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.30,0:00:25.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,e le nostre rime vi conquisteranno Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.53,0:00:26.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,come l' Acquisto della Louisiana! Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.92,0:00:27.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Non valete nulla! Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.54,0:00:29.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I vostri voi del futuro avrebbero dovuto dirvelo! Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.58,0:00:30.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ora tornate indietro nel tempo e Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.72,0:00:32.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ridate al Doctor Who la sua cabina! Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.42,0:00:33.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbiamo scoperto orsi, castori, Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.81,0:00:35.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cani selvatici, donnole, Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.13,0:00:36.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,serpenti a sonagli, pesci gatto, Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.47,0:00:37.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,gufi, allodole ed aquile Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.77,0:00:39.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,e anche un casino di vegetali! Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.11,0:00:40.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,E secondo le nostre osservazioni Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.55,0:00:41.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,queste due teste di cazzo Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.91,0:00:43.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sono a rischio estinzione! Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.42,0:00:44.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbiamo ispirato pionieri Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.64,0:00:46.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,e viaggiatori vicini e lontani, Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.09,0:00:47.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,voi avete ispirato l'air-guitar Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.34,0:00:48.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,e "Fatti, Strafatti e Strafighe"! Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.70,0:00:50.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbiamo affrontato pericoli molto più grandi Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.20,0:00:51.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nel nostro viaggio attraverso Madre Natura Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.47,0:00:52.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,quindi arrendetevi! Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.16,0:00:53.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ma dite alla mamma di Bill Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.41,0:00:54.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,di tornare a trovarci! Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.60,0:00:55.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,La mamma di Bill è figa Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.64,0:00:57.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ma quella rima era patetica! Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.16,0:00:58.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ho sentito insulti più pesanti Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.38,0:00:59.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,uscire dal culo di Socrate! Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.77,0:01:00.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, è sempre mia mamma, Ted Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.87,0:01:02.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,rimaniamo eccellenti fra di noi Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.58,0:01:03.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,e mostriamo a queste giovani marmotte Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.79,0:01:05.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,come funziona a San Dimas! Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.40,0:01:06.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Siamo veloci con le rime Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.33,0:01:07.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,come Billy the Kid con le pistole Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.74,0:01:09.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,E verrete verbalmente presi a calci Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.06,0:01:11.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nei co-Sacajawea-glioni Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.13,0:01:13.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vi ha guidati una mamma adolescente? Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.20,0:01:14.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Avrebbero dovuto mettere il bambino in testa Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.66,0:01:16.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,e mettere voi nella sacca! Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.00,0:01:17.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,E se gli indigeni avessero saputo Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.38,0:01:18.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cosa gli avreste fatto voi bianchi Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.76,0:01:20.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,vi avrebbero fermati in Dakota! Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.17,0:01:21.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dovrebbero veramente denonSiouxarvi! Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.41,0:01:22.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Perchè non tornate ad esplorare Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.89,0:01:24.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,le vecchie paludi di Napoleone? Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.23,0:01:25.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Potreste ritrovarci il vostro cadavere Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.47,0:01:27.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,trionfalmente calpestato! Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.04,0:01:28.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Li hai sentiti, Meriwether? Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.51,0:01:29.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Penso che vogliano fare a botte! Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.65,0:01:30.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Io prenderò Neo! Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.64,0:01:31.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Io prenderò quello che Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.45,0:01:32.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nessuno conosce! Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.46,0:01:33.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dalle cascate Black Eagle Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.81,0:01:35.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,al Pacifico Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.07,0:01:36.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Abbiamo messo il "diss" in dissenteria Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.53,0:01:38.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,perché le nostre rime sono malate! Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.03,0:01:39.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Senza Rufus sareste inutili Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.23,0:01:40.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sui sentieri che abbiamo aperto! Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.45,0:01:41.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Non siete riusciti ad uscire Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.81,0:01:43.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,da una Circle K! Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.21,0:01:44.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mandate Garth e Wayne Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.52,0:01:46.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Perché voi turchi non siete degni! Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.39,0:01:47.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorbirci il vostro rap Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.79,0:01:49.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,è il nostro viaggio bogus! Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.23,0:01:50.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Man, ci hanno stesi Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.53,0:01:51.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mi sento troppo doofus... Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.64,0:01:52.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Che facciamo? Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.30,0:01:52.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Non lo so... Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.84,0:01:53.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Siate eccellenti. Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.73,0:01:54.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,RUFUS! Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.52,0:01:55.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ha ragione, amico Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.34,0:01:57.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Non dobbiamo farci mettere in piedi in testa Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.02,0:01:58.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,da dei Paul Bunyan Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.40,0:01:59.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,con le scarpe di patata Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.62,0:02:01.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Voi avete seguito un fiume in una direzione Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.27,0:02:02.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Noi attraversiamo quattro dimensioni Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.66,0:02:03.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Portiamo in salvo belle ragazze Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.78,0:02:05.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,e torniamo indietro per la punizione! Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.05,0:02:06.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ho visto il tuo futuro, signor Lewis, Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.61,0:02:08.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,e non vorrei essere scortese ma Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.04,0:02:08.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,spoiler alert! Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.87,0:02:10.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ti ammazzi per davvero, amico! Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.66,0:02:11.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Quindi vi offriamo la pace Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.85,0:02:13.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,con questi medaglioni splendenti! Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.38,0:02:14.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,E reclamiamo questa battaglia Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.79,0:02:16.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,per gli Wyld Stallyns! Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.72,0:02:18.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chi ha vinto? Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.18,0:02:19.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chi è il prossimo? Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.62,0:02:21.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lo decidi tu!