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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.12,0:00:13.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can't be starting with Lewis and Clark
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.03,0:00:14.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cause we cut a path through MCs
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.72,0:00:16.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like a walk in the park
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.02,0:00:17.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then give 'em back a whole stack
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.28,0:00:18.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of maps and accurate charts
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.66,0:00:20.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,showing exactly where our footprints
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.09,0:00:21.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on their buttocks are marked
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.54,0:00:22.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we're two traveling wordsmiths
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.94,0:00:24.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,spitting hotter than a furnace
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.30,0:00:25.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and we'll own you on the mic
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.53,0:00:26.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like the Louisiana Purchase
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.92,0:00:27.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're worthless
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.63,0:00:29.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your future selves should'a told you that
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.58,0:00:30.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,now go back in time and give
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.77,0:00:32.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Doctor Who his phone booth back
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.42,0:00:33.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we discovered bears and beavers
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.85,0:00:35.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and prairie dogs and weasels
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.14,0:00:36.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,rattlesnakes and catfish
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.46,0:00:37.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,owls, larks and eagles
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.83,0:00:39.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and plus flora galore
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.15,0:00:40.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and according to our observations
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.55,0:00:41.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,these two dickweeds right here
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.87,0:00:43.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are severely endangered
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.30,0:00:44.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we inspired pioneers
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.62,0:00:46.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and travelers near and far
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.12,0:00:47.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you inspired air guitar
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.34,0:00:48.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and Dude Where's My Car
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.70,0:00:50.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we conquered much greater dangers
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.06,0:00:51.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in our trek through Mother Nature
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.53,0:00:52.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so step off
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.53,0:00:53.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but tell Bill's stepmom
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.45,0:00:54.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,don't be a stranger
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.60,0:00:55.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bill's mom is hot
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.57,0:00:56.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but that joke was most heinous
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.92,0:00:58.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've heard better insults
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.29,0:00:59.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,drop from Socrates' anus
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.84,0:01:00.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's my step mom Ted
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.99,0:01:02.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,let's keep it excellent between us
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.68,0:01:03.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and show these boy scouts
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.79,0:01:05.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how it goes in San Dimas
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.40,0:01:06.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we're quick when we spit
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.47,0:01:07.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like Billy the Kid with his guns
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.78,0:01:09.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you'll be verbally kicked
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.03,0:01:11.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in the nut-Sacagawea puns
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.13,0:01:13.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a teen mom carried you and your troops
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.20,0:01:14.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they should have let the baby lead
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.66,0:01:16.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and put you in the papoose
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.04,0:01:17.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and if those native dudes knew
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.38,0:01:18.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what white dudes were gonna do
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.76,0:01:20.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they woulda stopped you in Dakota
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.20,0:01:21.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they should totally Sioux
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.59,0:01:22.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,why don't you go back to exploring
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.82,0:01:24.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Napoleon's old swamps
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.24,0:01:25.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or you'll discover your Corps
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.53,0:01:27.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,most triumphantly stomped
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.15,0:01:28.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you hear that Meriwether?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.51,0:01:29.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think they mean to brawl
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.87,0:01:30.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll take Neo
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.71,0:01:31.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll take the one that
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.46,0:01:32.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no one knows at all
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.46,0:01:33.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from the falls of Black Eagle
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.69,0:01:35.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to the Pacific
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.06,0:01:36.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we put the dis in dysentery
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.57,0:01:38.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cause we spit sick...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.07,0:01:39.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,without Rufus you'd be useless
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.26,0:01:40.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on the trails we blazed
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.45,0:01:41.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you couldn't navigate your way
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.85,0:01:43.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,out of a Circle K
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.17,0:01:44.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,send over Garth and Wayne
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.53,0:01:46.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because you turkeys aren't worthy
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.35,0:01:47.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,suffering your raps is a
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.51,0:01:49.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,most bogus journey
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.23,0:01:50.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Man they totally burned us
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.57,0:01:51.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I feel like such a doofus
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.72,0:01:52.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what do we do
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.46,0:01:53.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.02,0:01:53.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,be excellent
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.73,0:01:54.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Rufus!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.55,0:01:55.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he's right dude
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.56,0:01:56.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we don't have to take this kind of abuse
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.100,0:01:58.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from some Paul Bunyan dudes
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.33,0:01:59.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in potato sack shoes
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.65,0:02:01.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you rode a river one direction
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.09,0:02:02.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we travel four dimensions
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.30,0:02:03.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,rescue bodacious babes
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.73,0:02:05.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and get back for detention
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.38,0:02:06.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've seen your future Mr. Lewis
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.54,0:02:07.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I don't want to be rude
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.97,0:02:08.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but spoiler alert
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.84,0:02:10.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you totally kill yourself dude
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.66,0:02:11.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so we offer you peace
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.76,0:02:13.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with these resplendent medallions
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.05,0:02:14.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and we claim this battle
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.73,0:02:15.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for the Wyld Stallyns
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.90,0:02:18.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who won?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.06,0:02:19.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who's next?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.69,0:02:21.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You decide